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Well, the whole Mythos is pretty much based on the writings of two authors in the 1930s. The more stable one of the two committed suicide. The other one was H.P. Lovecraft.
Yes, it is one of the problems of the Mythos that Lovecraft and his copycats assumed that all peope share his specific issues and quirks. Yes, this leads to the problem that modern people are a lot more jaded than Lovecraft and his contemporaries. And Lovecraft had some... unique ideas about psychology, and how the human mind works which were already dated by the time he wrote his tales.
However, that is the basic assumption of how Mythos works; it is the setting-intriisic logic of the "Yog Sototheries". You are insignificant, and the moment of this revelation, you do not only know it, you internalize it, and thus, your mind shatters. This is how the setting works, it is not more a mirror of reality than Exalted is. You can either accept the premise, or you don't.
Remember, Lovecraft thought that old buildings were scary. I live in a town with a school which was founded by Charlemagne, and most of the inner city was built more than two hundred years ago (at least those parts of the inner city that are still standing). By the logic of Lovecraft, this is a very eerie area, but you know, the lots of bars and merrily drunk students are kind of an indicator that it is not that scary after all. You cannot take him too seriously, after all.
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Yeah, and in a universe ruled by the Rule of Cool, people are occasionally raped to death by a giant undead albino gorilla on a motorcycle, because that certainly sounds cool to someone.
It's a part of the genre convention, and as such it must be regarded in context of its setting. In Lovecraft Universe, the uncarring universe is terrible to behold, and an old cowshed is creepy or outright vile. That doesn't mean that this is or is not a very realistc concept, or that it would make sense when you transfer it to the real world, but that is also true for almost every other fictional setting.
Besides, there is also another reason for why the mythos revelation is considered to be mind-shattering, but debating that one does not cope well with the forum's ban on religious debates.
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Curse you, Oracle, curse you! I had just had them narwhals out of my head!
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Does that make the Ghostbusters Solar exalted? They beat him with lightning (lightning rod tower to focus it) + their busters.
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Oh, heaven's no! Those guys were a bunch of heroic mortals with Essence weapons. They just stunted well and got lucky.
A Solar would have lept off the building, karate chopped the marshmellow man in half with a single blow, run back up the building, and drop kicked Gozor the Gozarian into the next universe.
See, elder gods were what the Exalted were created to fight. They have Charms to defeat even the mightiest of attacks, Charms that perfectly shield their minds against outside influence, and Charms that can kill anything that can be killed. If it can't be killed, a Solar just hasn't tried hard enough yet.
Whatever the biggest elder god in the Cthulu Mythos is, he doesn't stand a chance against a Circle of Solars.
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Summon Hellboy. He does this stuff on a regular basis. Oh, and tell him Cthulhu said he's going to bring about the end of the world. That always gets him going.
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Nonsense, Cthulhu doesn't want to end the world. He just wants to enslave most of humanity and sacrifice the rest. Most humans will get to live on as Deep Ones.
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If nothing else works, I call in Squirrel Girl for help! Anyone who relies on squirrel-powers to beat Thanos, Dr. Doom, and motherlovin' Deadpool can probably mop the floor anything as all-powerful as Cthulhu.
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Can it withstand OVER 9000 damage? I choose you God of Smack/Ubercharger/Hulking Hurler!
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I hardly think that Lovecraft was scared of "old buildings" or vile cowsheds. What happened inside was always the factor. Horror of Redhook takes place in churches and old mansions, but it's the people killing, undead creating, daemonic cult that's supposed to be scary. Rats in the walls? It's an old house, but the curse brought upon the main character because of the sins of his ancestors is what finally strikes fear into the characters and the reader.
It's true that modern day readers are jaded. What was scary then, seems less scary now. Lovecraft talked about the dangers of technology advancing too quickly. These days technology is all around us, we have a feeling we understand most of what is going on, so it's not as scary. His stories often say "curiosity killed the cat", "some things are better left alone" and "beware of the unknown".
On another note, you tell us in an earlier post that Lovecraft co-created the cthulhu mythos with another author. Would you mind sharing the name of that author?
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And again, Cthulhu is a pushover and so far distanced from the true powers that he worships them. As a priest.
Do not confuse that comparable primitive creature, who still exists in a mostly physical form with the true powers. Cthulhu is only a billion years or so old. Azatoth and the outer gods are older than the universe itself (which exists only in the dreams of "that blind idiot god in the centre of the atomic chaos"). It is hinted that speaking the name of Azatoth alone could wipe out the whole solar system, because that would get its attention. Obvoiusly, he is blind, not deaf.
Learning too much about the Mythos leaves only two ways out: Become raging mad and commit suicide to forget what you have learned, or become raging mad and begin to worship them. There are virtualy no other ways to solve this.
And someone mentioned that the Exalted Universe is ruled by cool.If this is true, what kind of a chance does stand anyone of those agianst Cthulhu? I mean seriously? An exalted character? Cool? If there is any game that screams "I don't like my life and I need to be something special in my free time to cope with the fact that my life is mediocre, so I replay omnipotence fantasies", it's Exalted. That's not cool, that is a depressing mixture of embarassment and pity.
Cthulhu on the other hand has built a legend and some kind of a lore for eighty years by no, despite the fact that the creator was a hack with little talent for writing.
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It's true that modern day readers are jaded. What was scary then, seems less scary now. Lovecraft talked about the dangers of technology advancing too quickly. These days technology is all around us, we have a feeling we understand most of what is going on, so it's not as scary. His stories often say "curiosity killed the cat", "some things are better left alone" and "beware of the unknown".
Seriously, Lovecraft makes a lot more fun to read if you completely ignore anything he intended with his tales.
On another note, you tell us in an earlier post that Lovecraft co-created the cthulhu mythos with another author. Would you mind sharing the name of that author?Last edited by Satyr; 2010-02-13 at 01:00 PM.
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Something of note real quick there isn't anything inherent about the Mythos that says there can't be Exalteds. As there is nothing saying that Elder Gods can't care about humans, just that none of the ones encountered so far do. After all humans can care about bugs and thus if an Elder God wanted to it could impart humans with the power to destroy its fellows. Hell it would be a lot like an Elder God version of PETA or ALF.
That being said Hellboy would do fine too.Last edited by nyarlathotep; 2010-02-13 at 01:47 PM.
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Granted.
But it was a perfect simulation, and there's no proof, aside from a statement by one fellow, that the regular TPV would affect him differently.
And we can be sure either way that almost nothing short of the vortex could even begin to dent his ego. That'd be pretty fun to watch, actually.Remember how I was wishing for the peace of oblivion a minute ago?
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I can believe Lovecraft came to that conclusion. He wrote a lot of papers and spent a lot of time thinking about scary stories. They might have something to do with his nightmares as well. HP had nightmares just about every night, and they were the main inspiration for The Elder Ones and any other supernatural occurence in his stories. And what's scarier that to see those unnameable, eldritch monstrosities in your own New England home?
But that makes the story even less scarry nowadays. Besides, some of his stories also have such brilliant morals as "miscenegation creates bloodthirsty fish monsters" and "Distrust all noncomformists and foreigners, because they are evil" and not to forget "If they are not white, they are inferior" or "The swastika will protect you against evil powers".
Seriously, Lovecraft makes a lot more fun to read if you completely ignore anything he intended with his tales.
But yeah, his stories are funnier when you know that and keep it in mind.
That's actually wrong, there were a few more writers than just the two, with a high degree of intertextuality. The classic cycle includes Lovecraft (as the most important author, Robert E. Howard (fun fact: any Conan story whatsoever is a part of the Mythos. These two settings are permanently linked, and some of the creatures were coproductions between Howard and Lovecraft), Robert Bloch, Clark Ashton Smith and August Derleth (who only really started it after Lovecraft's death ad who changed the original cope significantly from an amoral universe to the conflict between good and evil. He just didn't get the point.)
The main reason I asked for the writer who suicided was because that was the reason for me to become interested in Lovecraft and consorts. It was quite a letdown for me when I found out that he didn't die of madness or suicide, but just disease.
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I obviously agree with Satyr that a steamboat would easily take down Cthulhu, even if it's only temporary. Otherwise I'd just throw Yog-Sothoth or any of the Starheaded creatures in the ring. Millions of years in stasis in the arctic, capable of traversing space and resilient to basically anything?
Our little priest doesn't stand a chance!
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Teach it to play Monopoly.
Depending on just how bad its aura of unadulterated eldritch horror is, this may require chain-catapulting gnomes capable of reciting the monopoly rules at it until it has learned enough of the rules to start playing. Being a creature of utter insanity, it will continue playing solitaire Monopoly forever and can safely be locked away in a can.
Some would say this is too cruel a fate to subject anyone to, and I have to agree in principle, but honestly, what do I care about the fate of big bad eldritch horrors?Last edited by Deliverance; 2010-02-13 at 02:06 PM.
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In Soviet Russia, Cthulhu wants to punch YOU out