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2010-02-14, 10:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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[Any] Mr. Plow
Don't know if this has ever been done here, but it came up in another thread (kinda).
What level/build is Homer Simpson?
Use whatever d20 game system you like for this (3.5, pathfinder, 4ed, d20 modern, star wars, whatever).
Consider Homer at his most powerful or most entertaining.
Have fun.
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2010-02-14, 10:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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RISUS.
Drunkard: 4
Father: 3
Balding: 2
Nuclear Safety: 1Last edited by Glimbur; 2010-02-14 at 10:41 PM.
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2010-02-14, 10:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-02-15, 01:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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Considering the amount of damage Homer has survived I'd say he's a high level commoner with incredibly high CON, average DEX and CHA, low STR, and abysmal INT and WIS. And you know he has the Leadership feat and that Marge is his cohort, because no sane woman would stay with that man unless the universal rules required it.
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2010-02-15, 01:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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You think homer has a higher DEX than STR? Considering that on multiple occasions he has beefed up and gotten ripped with relative ease but is consistently clumsy i would think that his DEX is much lower
I Am A:Neutral Good Human Bard/Sorcerer (2nd/1st Level)
Ability Scores:
Strength-14
Dexterity-11
Constitution-16
Intelligence-16
Wisdom-12
Charisma-16
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2010-02-15, 01:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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But look at how many song and dance numbers he's been in.
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2010-02-15, 01:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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str 10
dex 7
con 18
int 6
wis 3
cha 15
he is an expert or commoner with ranks in profession (nuclear operator). unfortunately, his abysmal wisdom gives him a large penalty to doing that.
plus his shenanigans are more roleplay then stat related. (being lazy and not caring about safety)I do not have a superman complex; for I am God, not Superman!
the glass is always 100% full. Approximately 50% of its volume is full of dihydrogen monoxide and some dissolved solutes, and approx 50% a mixture of gasses known as "air" which contains roughly (by volume) 78.08% nitrogen, 20.95% oxygen, 0.93% argon, 0.038% carbon dioxide, and trace amounts of other gases.
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2010-02-15, 01:53 AM (ISO 8601)
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I wildly object to his perfectly average strength score.
He holds his own in a number of fights, dealing out quite severe punishment. Indicates strength around 14-15 at leastI Am A:Neutral Good Human Bard/Sorcerer (2nd/1st Level)
Ability Scores:
Strength-14
Dexterity-11
Constitution-16
Intelligence-16
Wisdom-12
Charisma-16
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2010-02-15, 01:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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int of 6?
you're being real generous here.
I'd agree with a str of 12-14. And Con is at VERY LEAST 18. I'd say 20-24.Last edited by BenTheJester; 2010-02-15 at 02:03 AM.
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2010-02-15, 02:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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What, no one has linked Flaming Homer, the Bowling Ball of DOOM yet?
SpoilerQuite possibly, the best rebuttal I have ever witnessed.
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2010-02-15, 02:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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I would argue that Homer definitely has 0 ranks in Profession (nuclear safety engineer). Instead he'd have Profession (corporate deadweight)
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2010-02-15, 02:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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SpoilerQuite possibly, the best rebuttal I have ever witnessed.
Joker Bard - the DM's solution to the Batman Wizard.
Takahashi no Onisan - The scariest Samurai alive
Incarnum and YOU: a reference guide
Soulmelds, by class and slot: Another Incarnum reference
Multiclassing for Newbies: A reference guide for the rest of us
My homebrew world in progress: Falcora
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2010-02-15, 03:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Burning Wheel interpretation: I know you wanted D20 but I couldn't resist.
Character Name: Homer Simpson
Lifepaths: Born Village, Lazy Stayabout, Peddler, Head of Household
Age: 38
Stats:
Perception B2, (Homer struggles with academics)
Will B7, (He stands up for what he believes in and people tend to like him)
Agility B3, (Homer is not the most graceful)
Speed B2, Speed Multiplier x3.5 (He's slow moving)
Power B4, (About average)
Forte B6. (He's just keeps going...)
Attributes:
Reflexes B2, (2 actions per fight exchange... that's bad.)
Steel B4, Hesitation 3 (He doesn't scare easily but he frequently fails to stay composed)
Health B6, (He doesn't get sick and he's quick to recover from injury)
Resources B1 (He's quite poor, maybe Marge is in charge of their account)
Circles B3 (He knows a few interesting people)
Physical Tolerances:
Superficial wound B4,
Light wound B7, (This is very high for a light wound.)
Midi wound B8,
Severe wound B9,
Traumatic wound B10,
Mortal wound B11. (This is just above average)
Skills: Lazy-wise B4, Mending B1, Carpentry B1, Hunting B2, Wife-wise B2, Inconspicuous B5, Persuasion B4, Conspicuous B3, Oratory B3, Brawling B1.
Property: House, Clothes, TV, furniture, car.
Affiliations: The nuclear plant crew 1D (He get a bonus to finding workmates)
Reputations: Loveable village idiot. 1D
Relationships: Marge, Bart, Lisa, Maggie
Traits:
Blank Stare (people have a hard time convincing him things because he doesn't understand)
A little fat (He is rewarded whenever this becomes a plot point)
Charismatic (He gets a bonus to Persuasion and Oratory)
Drunk (when he sees beer he must test his steel to keep his composure)
Lost (He has difficulty finding places)
Beliefs: (Homer is rewarded for the following behaviour)
Every week I'll cause trouble somehow.
I'll be responsible for restoring the status quo when things go wrong.
My family comes first, I'll create a zany opportunity to put them ahead.
Instincts: (Homer is rewarded whenever these cause trouble for him or grant him the benefit of the doubt if they would ever help)
Always express sudden emotion vocally.
When sassed by Bart, grab him in a lock.
Never refuse an offer or invitation.Mannerism RPG An RPG in which your descriptions resolve your actions and sculpts your growth.
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2010-02-15, 03:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Actually I'd be tempted to say he's levelled up in barbarian enough to get damage reduction - hence his resistance to damage. For CON I'd say he has a penalty because he's been shown to collapse wheezing after running a mere dozen feet.
He loses his barbarian speed enhancement due to his encumbrance from fat.
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2010-02-15, 03:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-02-15, 05:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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SpoilerQuite possibly, the best rebuttal I have ever witnessed.
Joker Bard - the DM's solution to the Batman Wizard.
Takahashi no Onisan - The scariest Samurai alive
Incarnum and YOU: a reference guide
Soulmelds, by class and slot: Another Incarnum reference
Multiclassing for Newbies: A reference guide for the rest of us
My homebrew world in progress: Falcora
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2010-02-15, 05:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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I would imagine that anyone in the Simpsons could be easily modeled by a PL3-6 Mutants & Masterminds build. Hell, run on over to the Atomic Think Tank; they probably already have a few builds posted.
Last edited by Twilight Jack; 2010-02-15 at 05:47 PM.
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And there was that episode where he became an amateur boxer and we learn his head naturally is as durable as a football helmet. That's DR, so he's at least a level 7 barbarian. But he frequently gets exhausted, so he doesn't have Tireless Rage yet. So he's somewhere between level 7 and level 16.