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2010-08-20, 06:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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You gonna eat that?
Okay, so, I'm working on a homebrew based on cooking and eating the bodies of the fallen enemies. So, I have some questions relating to that, and I was hoping the playground would be able to help.
How do you butcher the more exotic animals? Snakes, felines, canines, rodents, apes, vermin... I mean, I've been looking at butcher charts, but there's only so much adaptation that can be done.
How would you handle the issue of eating humanoids, monstrous humanoids, and giants?
What happens to the bodies of creatures with death throes? Are they completely consumed?
What happens to outsiders? I've heard they just sorta dissolve and flow back to their plane, so is there any way to eat them?Last edited by Admiral Squish; 2010-08-21 at 12:29 AM.
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Re: Let the Bodies Hit the ....Huh?
Is this going to be a Quina-style Blue Mage?
One solution is to just give them the Swallow Whole ability, but that has the issue of only working on things smaller than you.Quotebox
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2010-08-20, 07:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Well, we're looking at magic here. Could always make it a magic mouth. Perhaps a scaling bite that just drains the life force/essence of an enemy you kill with it. I don't like that, though, since it feels like it somewhat pigeonholes you into a sort of 'feral' role. And it means the five or six pages of monster-meat recipes I've made are now useless. I'd like this to be able to accommodate all character themes, from the savage predatory lizardman to the refined gourmand in search of fine recipes.
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2010-08-20, 08:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Let the Bodies Hit the ....Huh?
I wish for a blessed tinning kit.
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2010-08-20, 08:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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You could get Angriz's chest, from RoD. 1000 GP, and preserves your meats indefinitely. I was considering producing a version with a bag of holding effect, as well.
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2010-08-20, 09:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-08-20, 09:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Let the Bodies Hit the ....Huh?
Take a knife, carve out whatever meat you can find (beaver tails are EXCELLENT, most birds have breast meat, most quadrapeds have flanks/shoulders), throw it in a frying pan with a bit of butter and some garlic salt, brown both sides VERY lightly, serve with a nice Chianti and some farva beans.
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2010-08-20, 10:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Well, the recipes need names, and I can't just say 'chopped up meaty bits'. Beholder Kebabs, Ghostly Roast, Sizzling Dragon Wings, Digester Haggis... Stuff like that.
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2010-08-20, 11:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Otyugh Steak
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2010-08-21, 12:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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Okay, this is the list I've got so far of ideas. SOmebody who cooks, please tell me if any of these are impossible.
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Abberations:
Aboleth:
Aboleth Fin with Mucous Sauce (Swim speed/water breathing)
Aboleth Brain (Enslave)
Athach:
Arm Roast (Extra arm)
Beholder:
Eye Kebab (2 Random eye abilities)
Flesh Roast (Levitate ability)
Choker:
Hand Stew (Imp. Grapple, Constrict)
Choker Breast (Haste)
Chuul:
Chuul Thermidor (Swim Speed, water breathing)
Claws in Paralytic Sauce (Paralyze in grapple)
Cloaker:
Membrane Wrap (Glide Speed, Concealment)
Cloaker Bacon (Moan)
Delver:
Delver Steak in Sour Sauce (Acid damage, Burrow speed)
Destrachan:
Stuffed Destrechan Head (Scream Attack)
Gibbering Mouther:
Mouther Mash (Multiple Bites, Spittle)
Mouther Puffs (Amorphous, Swallow Whole/Blood Drain
Grick:
Grick Chops (Climb Speed?)
Mimic:
Mimic Loaf (Shapeshift, Constrict)
Sticky Sauce: (Adhesive)
Illithid:
Roasted Tentacles (Extract, Imp Grapple)
Illithid Brain (Mind Blast, temp int?)
Otyugh:
Grilled Tentacle (Constrict/Imp. Grab)
Phasm:
Phasm Sandwich (Alter Self at-will for the duration?)
Phasm Puffs (Amorphous, Resilience)
Rust Monster:
Feeler Soup (Rusting grasp at will, Scent metal)
Animals:
Ape/Baboon:
Silverback Bacon (Climb Speed)
Ape Shoulder Roast (Str bonus)
Badger:
Badger Roast (Rage-like abilitiy)
Claw Stew (Burrow Speed)
Bat:
Wing Sandwich (Glide speed?)
Sizzled Bat Ears (Blindsense)
Bear:
Bear claw (Imp. Grapple, Claw)
Bear Steak (Con Bonus)
Bison/Bull:
Sirloin (Str Bonus)
Shoulder Cut (trample/gore?)
Boar:
Pork chops (Rage-thing)
Boar’s Tongue (Gore)
Camel:
Grilled Hump (Endurance/Con bonus)
Cheetah:
Roasted Leg (Speed bonus/Sprint)
Claw Soup (Claws, Trip ability)
Crocodile:
Tail Fillet (Swim Speed, NA)
Crocodile Tongue (Bite Attack, Imp. Grapple)
Eagle/Hawk:
Spiced Wings (Glide/fly speed)
Drumstick (Bonus to spot)
Elephant:
Elephant Steak (Powerful Build)
Trunk Chops (Gore attack/powerful charge)
Leopard/Lion/Tiger:
Cat’s paw soup (Claw attacks/pounce)
Tendon Stew (Dex Bonus)
Octopus/squid:
Seppie Nere (Tentacles/Grapple bonus)
Takoyaki (Water Breathing)
Porpoise:
Grilled Bottlenose (Blindsight, hold breath)
Dolphin Fin soup (Swim Speed)
Rat:
Rat Skewer (Swim and climb equal to ½ speed)
Dire rat fillet (Bite + disease)
Rhino:
Powdered Horn (Gore, Powerful charge)
Rhino Flank (NA, bonus to bull rush)
Shark:
Sharkfin Soup (Swim, water breathing)
Shark Fillet (Bite, Scent)
Snake:
Viper Nuggets (Bite, Poison)
Costrictor Bacon (Grapple Bonus)
Whale:
Whale Bake (Hold Breath, Swim)
Wolf/Dog:
Wolf Tongue (Bite, Trip)
Wolverine:
Wolverine fingers (Rage)
Wolverine Marble (cold resistance/bonus vs. cold?)
Dragon:
Dragon, True:
Sizzling Wings (Fly speed)
Scale Stew (Resistance, NA)
Drake Eyes (Blindsight/sense, immune to sleep)
Dragon Tail Chops (Tail slap, tail bonuses)
Fundamentum Sauce (Breath Weapon)
Dragon Turtle:
Steamed Fundamentia (Breath Weapon)
Dragon Turtle Soup (Swim speed, Water Breathing
Dragonshell Bowl (NA, hide bonus underwater)
Pseudodragon:
Drake Nuggets (Blindsense, hide)
Stuffed Dragon Skull (Telepathy)
Tail griller (Sting/poison)
Wyvern:
Wyvern tail (Sting, poison)
Wing Sandwiches (Fly speed)
Wyvern Drumstick (Imp. Grab, talons)
Fey:
Dryad:
Smoked Dryad (Tree-Walk)
Dryad Salad (Speak with plants, charm)
Nymph
Nymphskin Wraps (Blinding Beauty)
Nymph Stew (Stunning Glance, Unearthly grace)
Nymph salad (Wild empathy, druid-abilities)
Satyr
Hoof & Horn Stew (Speed Bonus, Headbutt)
Satyr Breast (Pipes/music)
Sprites:
Grig Bites (DR /cold Iron, Bonus to jump)
Nixie Nuggets (Water Breathing/Swim Speed)
Pixie Snackers (Invisibility, Mischief Touch)
Magical Beasts:
Ankeg:
Ankeg Legs (Burrow Speed)
Mandible Stew (Spit Acid, Bite Attack)
Aranea:
Spindly Kebab (Bite/poison, webs)
Boiled aranea (sorcerer abilities)
Basalisk:
Basalisk Eye Stew (Petrification attack)
Behir:
Behir Tenderloin (Rakes, constrict)
Stuffed Behir Lungs (Breath Weapon)
Blink Dog:
Blink Dog Roast (Blink, Dim Door)
Bulette:
Bulette Flank (NA, Burrow Speed)
Powered Armor (Claws/bite, leap)
Chimera:
Stuffed Chimera Heads (See Chimera totem for ideas)
Cat’s paw soup (Claw attacks/pounce)
Tendon Stew (Dex Bonus)
Sizzling Wings (Fly speed)
Dragon Tail Chops (Tail slap, tail bonuses)
Fundamentum Sauce (Breath Weapon)
Hoof & Horn Stew (Speed Bonus, Headbutt)
Cockatrice:
Cockatrice Nuggets (Petrification touch)
Darkmantle:
Tentacle grillers (Imp. Grapple, Constrict)
Membrane Wrap (Darkness, Hide bonus)
Digester:
Digester Haggis (Acid Spray)
Dragonne:
Cat’s paw soup (Claw attacks/pounce)
Dragonne Loin (Roar)
Ethereal X:
Fried Filcher Fingers (Sleight of hand, detect magic)
Marauder Loin (Bite, speed bonus)
Ghostly Roast (Ethereal Jaunt)
Frost Worm:
Frost Worm Slushie (Cold immunity, cold damage)
Girallon:
Girallon Strips (Claws, extra arms)
Silverback Bacon (Climb Speed)
Ape Shoulder Roast (Str. Boost)
Gorgon:
Stuffed Gorgon Lungs (Breath Weapon)
Gorgon Flank (NA, Str?)
Shoulder Cut (trample/gore?)
Gray Render:
Gray Render Shoulder (Claws, Imp. Grapple)
Render Brisket (shield ally?)
Griffon:
Spiced Wings (Glide/fly speed)
Cat’s paw soup (Claw attacks/pounce)
Tendon Stew (Dex Bonus)
Hippogryph:
Spiced Wings (Glide/fly speed)
Drumstick (Talons)
Horse Breast (Con Bonus/Speed Boost)
Hydra:
Seared Hydra Steak (Regeneration)
Stuffed Hydra Lung (Breath Weapon)
Hydra Neck Strips (Multiple heads)
Kraken:
Seppie Nere (Tentacles/Grapple bonus)
Takoyaki (Water Breathing)
Kraken Eye (SLAs?)
Krenshar:
Cat’s paw soup (Claw attacks/pounce)
Tendon Stew (Dex Bonus)
Krenshar Head (Fear effect)\
Lamia:
Cat’s paw soup (Claw attacks/pounce)
Tendon Stew (Dex Bonus)
Lamia Fingers (SLAs, wisdom touch)
Lammasu:
Spiced Wings (Glide/fly speed)
Cat’s paw soup (Claw attacks/pounce)
Tendon Stew (Dex Bonus)
Lammasu brain (Cleric casting, circle against good)
Manticore:
Sizzling Wings (Fly Speed)
Manticore Tail Slices (Spines)
Owl, Giant:
Spiced Wings (Glide/fly speed)
Drumstick (Talons)
Owl Breast (Hide/move silently)
Owlbear:
Bear claw (Imp. Grapple, Claw)
Bear Steak (Con Bonus)
Pegasus:
Horse Breast (Con Bonus/Speed Boost)
Spiced Wings (Glide/fly speed)
Phase Spider:
Ghostly Roast (Ethereal Jaunt)
Mandible Griller (Poison, Bite)
Spindly Kebab (Climb Speed)
Purple Worm:
Purple Worm Strips (Grapple/str bonus)
Stinger Roast (Sting, poison)
Razor Boar:
Pork Rump (NA, Trample)
Razor Boar’s Tongue (Vorpal Gore)
Remorhaz:
Searing Bacon (Immunity to cold, Heat)
Coil Strips (Grapple/str bonus)
Remorhaz leg (Burrow Speed)
Roper:
Strand pasta in sweet sauce (Strands, drag)
Roper strand stew (Weakness touch attack)
Roper Chops (NA, hide bonus)
Sea Cat:
Sea Cat Fillet (Hold breath, swim speed)
Boiled Sea Cat Claw (Claws, rend)
Shocker Lizard:
Grilled Shocker (Shock)
Lizard Tail (Climb&Swim)
Sphynx:
Cat’s paw soup (Claw attacks/pounce)
Tendon Stew (Dex Bonus)
Spiced Wings (Glide/fly speed)
Androsphynx Tongue (Roar)
Criosphynx Horns (Gore)
Gynosphynx Brain (SLAs)
Spider Eater:
Sizzling Wings (Fly Speed)
I still have to finish magical beasts, oozes, plants, then get into determining the mechanic for people-eaters.My Homebrew
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2010-08-21, 01:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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Hmmm, I wonder if there's actually a material like that.
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Re: Let the Bodies Hit the ....Huh?
Beaver tails are not what you think they are.
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Re: You gonna eat that?
Displacer soup:
You have a 50% chance to eat it.
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2010-08-21, 02:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: You gonna eat that?
Lies...I've actually eaten a real beaver's tail. Its pretty good. All lean, no fat, all delicious.
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2010-08-21, 03:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: You gonna eat that?
It could just be me, but you might be better off NOT attempting to eat demons and the like. I can't imagine that things composed of rotting flesh would be very healthy either. How long would you need to boil a zombie before it's safe to eat anyway?
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2010-08-21, 03:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: You gonna eat that?
That's why we don't have constructs or undead on the list just yet. Though, you could possibly eat undead or some constructs with the scavenging gullet feat.
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2010-08-21, 03:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: You gonna eat that?
Most things you'd kill like that you're probably better off making into stew meat anyway, if unfamiliar with how to cut the meat, though, if there's enough discernible anatomy, basically preserving the muscle by cutting it out in one go is pretty much the crux of it.
That's... by and large how a quest-line in Avernum 5 ran, take the parts of magical beastie X and make a stew out of 'em.
Rotten things aren't so much unsafe due to the bacteria so much as the toxins that have been built up by the breakdown of cells and the action of said bacteria.
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2010-08-21, 04:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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Beaver tails are not what you think they are.
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Re: You gonna eat that?
You should definitely be able to make Opposable Digit Stew from Girallons.
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2010-08-21, 06:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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I'm honestly starting to get curious about the flavor of beaver tail...
Also, is there a D&D beaver?My Homebrew
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Re: You gonna eat that?
I know for a fact there is a GIANT Beaver. You can trade with them or sell their pelts.
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Re: You gonna eat that?
1. Snakes are butchered kinda like fish, but you also skin them. Gut it Skin it and Chop the body into Chucks of approrpiate sized for you or very long fillets. (barbequed rattelsnake isn't bad actually, little chewy)
Most quadrupeds have a similar muscle structure overall so they'll butcher in a similar fashion to more commonly butchered animals like cow or rabbit.
Very small game generally falls under the roast it hole or chop it into stew category.
As far as there very exotic. . . look at seafood. . . people already eat some pretty exotic anatomies.
2. Were you talking about the moral issue? morally it's only canibalism if your eating your own species(and depending on your race there might not be a problem). If you happen to be eating another sentient species then you need to asses your characters beliefs.
if your not talking about morally and we were still talking about butchering then the same way you eat anything else. in the grand scheme of things meat is meat.
3. no idea
4. outsiders dont leave remains. so you probably cant eat them. . .RAMS > RAI > RAW
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Re: You gonna eat that?
Having discussed exactly that at length in a previous thread, I have come to the personal decision that eating other sentient creatures (that are however not the same species as yourself) is not strictly speaking cannibalism. It is however, a similar taboo, for very similar reasons, it's just a practice that we don't have a snappy word for as it's not actually possible in the real-world.
Problem is, cannibalism isn't derived from ancient latin or greek for "Eating People", that would be 'Anthrophagy', and I can't think of any appropriate and clear variation for this fantasy-cannibalism. Any budding ancient-greek language affectionados in tonight?
Oh, and 'Giant Vermin'? That mostly means Big Bugs in DnD terms, right? Well, you'd butcher and eat them like any other real world Big Bugs.
See Crabs and Lobsters for details, if nothing else.
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