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2010-12-13, 11:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Abuse This!
Just a creativity game. Setting/system is nominally 3.5Ed D&D, but this will usually work for any setting or system. The idea is to propose magic (or mundane) items or artefacts, then work out as many ways as possible to break the game with it. If you can come up with an item/spell along these lines, suggest it as well and keep the thread going! Here's one to start us off.
Sigil of Squirrel Summoning
This ever-replenishing pot of ink can be used to write as normal ink can. One hour after the writing is finished, each word will disappear and a squirrel will jump out of the page (one squirrel per word written). The nature of the script is irrelevant to the enchantment; only the number of words. The inkpot never runs dry. The squirrel is a result of a true conjuration and will not disappear after time or death.
NB: The summoner has no control over the squirrels once they appear. They are just squirrels.Last edited by Iituem; 2010-12-13 at 11:05 PM.
Various Homebrew: Why not check it out? You're unlikely to be disappointed.
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2010-12-13, 11:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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You have infinite squirrels? I'd open an all-you-can-eat squirrel gumbo joint and become rich. (Cribbed from the Hydra Head hut from the comic.)
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2010-12-13, 11:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Inkpot never runs dry? Turn it upside down, flood the BBEG's dungeon. Just like a Decanter of Endless Water, except water breathing shenanigans won't get in the way and you might blind someone trying to escape. Bonus!
"Okay, so I'm going to quick draw and dual wield these one-pound caltrops as improvised weapons..."
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"Oh, hey, look! Blue Eyes Black Lotus!" "Wait what, do you sacrifice a mana to the... Does it like, summon a... What would that card even do!?" "Oh, it's got a four-energy attack. Completely unviable in actual play, so don't worry about it."
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2010-12-13, 11:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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http://deadsquirrel.com/squirrel-dam...100000-a-year/
Now that that's over.
Dominate an enemy you do not like and put them in an enclosed space. Tell them to write the word "I" on the paper of a notebook over and over again.
Nourishment will come from the squirrels.
Eventually the entire thing will flood with squirrels and he/she will be killed by them.
Death by squirrels.Don't take life so seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway.
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2010-12-13, 11:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Necrotic Cyst...Suicide bombers....forever.
There we go.
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2010-12-13, 11:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-12-13, 11:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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One theory on the origins of the Lady of Pain represent her in the form of triune squirrels, each controlling different aspects of her person; one controls the tiara of blades, the other the mask and swirling longcoat and the last controls the flaying and mazes.
A long "tail" also trails behind her.To see the world in a grain of sand
and Heaven in a wild flower
To hold infinity in the palm of your hand
and eternity in an hour.
- William Blake, Auguries of Innocence
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2010-12-14, 12:10 AM (ISO 8601)
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you're offering an infinite amount of a useful resource?
surely the trick is in how NOT to abuse it...
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2010-12-14, 12:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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2010-12-14, 02:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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2010-12-14, 02:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: The Thread, The Game, The Tumblr.
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2010-12-14, 02:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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2010-12-14, 05:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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Write "a" over and over in a book, toss the book in BBEG's lair, lock the doors.
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2010-12-14, 05:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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Oh goodness no that's not real. Incredibly unbalanced item. Let's try a limited use one instead.
Hunk Rump Special Edition
Initially appearing to be nothing more than an ordinary 52-card deck of Hunk Rump: The Gathering, when any card is played the card will disappear and a muscular, highly attractive and either scantily-clad or provocatively dressed homosexual male of the species that played the card will appear and attempt to seduce any males in the room. The hunk lasts for 48 hours before disappearing back to whatever mysterious place it came from.
In species that do not reproduce by sexual reproduction, the cards do not function. In hermaphroditic species the card produces an ordinary hermaphrodite.
Summoned Hunks are typically Level 1 Bards with +8 Charisma, +8 Str (over the base for that species) and 4 ranks in Bluff, Disguise, Diplomacy and Profession(gigolo). They will not obey orders unless seduced into doing so but will instead attempt to seduce any male members of an appropriate species in the vicinity.Last edited by Iituem; 2010-12-14 at 06:01 AM.
Various Homebrew: Why not check it out? You're unlikely to be disappointed.
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2010-12-14, 05:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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Give it to Garl Glittergold.
EDIT: For either item, really.Last edited by absolmorph; 2010-12-14 at 05:33 AM.
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2010-12-14, 10:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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"Okay, so I'm going to quick draw and dual wield these one-pound caltrops as improvised weapons..."
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"Oh, hey, look! Blue Eyes Black Lotus!" "Wait what, do you sacrifice a mana to the... Does it like, summon a... What would that card even do!?" "Oh, it's got a four-energy attack. Completely unviable in actual play, so don't worry about it."
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2010-12-14, 10:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-12-15, 03:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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Seduce all 52 of the Hunks to start writing, after 59 minutes (reduce time as necessary) throw all the writing into the BBEG room and wait a minute.
Squirrelsplosion.Last edited by Strife Warzeal; 2010-12-15 at 03:09 AM.
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2010-12-15, 05:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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Try this on for size:
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/magicItems...fBlastingMinor
6.5k gp (and the head slot) for 3d8 damage once per day...
Break that, go on.
For a more in-line challenge:
De-Massing Jelly
This wand generates little white balls of sticky goo (unlimited). The bit of something you spread it over becomes as light as air (mass and weight) and will blow away in the lightest wind. EDIT: this includes creatures. They're liable to go drifting off into the sky when they walk.
The goo lasts forever until scraped off. No harm to biologicals.
Easily broken. But I'm rather interested if others are thinking the things I'm thinking.Last edited by jseah; 2010-12-15 at 05:44 AM.
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2010-12-15, 07:53 AM (ISO 8601)
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Sadly, this squirrel item is trumped by a commoner with infested with chickens, which is very similar, cheaper, and gets you flying necromantic bombs/zombie soldiers/snacks. They taste better too.
As for the De-massing jelly, depends on how much it costs to spread over how large a surface.
JaronK
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2010-12-15, 10:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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"Okay, so I'm going to quick draw and dual wield these one-pound caltrops as improvised weapons..."
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"Oh, hey, look! Blue Eyes Black Lotus!" "Wait what, do you sacrifice a mana to the... Does it like, summon a... What would that card even do!?" "Oh, it's got a four-energy attack. Completely unviable in actual play, so don't worry about it."
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2010-12-15, 10:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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provided that your wand's goo can be stored in a pot or something: stock pile large amounts of magic goo, pour/throw on enemy, cast gust of wind
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2010-12-15, 11:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-12-15, 11:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-12-15, 11:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Cover a building with the goo?
Here. I'd like to see how you can break these items, too.
Quill of Illusions
This oversized writing feather appears to be made of an indefinite material, having a brilliant shine to it resembling that of silver or gold, but having a bright purple coloration.
When writing with the Quill of Illusions, any ink used becomes a bright golden color. Furthermore, when a finger is rubbed over the words written, images appear floating just in front of the reader's eyes. What images are created are chosen by the writer as he writes those words. The images are only visual illusions, and produce no sounds, scents, textures, or temperatures.
Faint illusion; CL 2nd; Craft wondrous Item, Silent Image; price 500 gp
Page of Conversation
These standard sized pieces of parchment or paper were designed in order to hold written conversations between two people far away, and are usually created in magically connected pairs. They may be created in larger quantities, but such usage is rare, and wasteful. Whenever they are created in such a way, however, multiple sets are created and bound into books usually 50 pages to a book, in sets of four or five books.
The page appears to be an absolutely normal piece of paper until written upon. Any writing on one Page of Conversation will appear on the other(s) it is bonded to, and fade to a barely legible light gray on the original paper. Any magical effects applied to the writing loses it's power in the original page, but sustains full effect on the bonded pages. All writing disappears two hours from when it is written. A single page can generally hold 100 words.
Faint Evocation; CL 5th; Craft wondrous Item, Sending, Secret page; price 500 gp/page (25000 gp/book), created in bound sets.Last edited by flabort; 2010-12-15 at 11:31 PM.
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2010-12-15, 11:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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on breaking the Page of Conversations, you explicitly stated that writing in the first book gets rid of the magic but that magic still works in the second book. get one that has mutliple receptacles (maybe say... 53) then get the hunks to write out squirrels, all of which shall pop in the BBEG's lair since you somehow got the book in there
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2010-12-15, 11:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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yes, I'm double posting (unless ninja).
Yes, I'm aware of the potential combination of Sigil of Squirrel summoning, and Page of Conversation. That's why it sends magical effects and lasts 2 hours in the first place .
I also want to point out that, for the hunk rump deck, This requires a bard to be brutally murdered to make. This prevents having to hunt for them, and is awesome.
Edit: also, if it's not already obvious, the books thing is supposed to be a reference. Most GitPers should get it. (look leftwards if you don't)Last edited by flabort; 2010-12-15 at 11:37 PM.
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2010-12-15, 11:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-12-16, 12:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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Roll a female character. Now you have 52 level 1 bards you can summon who will leave you alone. True, a level 1 bard is mostly useless, but they take up space and can be used for all sorts of things. For example, summon one in a corridor that might be trapped and bluff him into thinking there's another homosexual bard at the end. Summon one to use the necrotic cyst bomb techniques. Remove the entire deck from the box and throw it at the BBEG. The possibilities are endless.
Page of Conversation
These standard sized pieces of parchment or paper were designed in order to hold written conversations between two people far away, and are usually created in magically connected pairs. They may be created in larger quantities, but such usage is rare, and wasteful. Whenever they are created in such a way, however, multiple sets are created and bound into books usually 50 pages to a book, in sets of four or five books.
The page appears to be an absolutely normal piece of paper until written upon. Any writing on one Page of Conversation will appear on the other(s) it is bonded to, and fade to a barely legible light gray on the original paper. Any magical effects applied to the writing loses it's power in the original page, but sustains full effect on the bonded pages. All writing disappears two hours from when it is written. A single page can generally hold 100 words.
Faint Evocation; CL 5th; Craft wondrous Item, Sending, Secret page; price 500 gp/page (25000 gp/book), created in bound sets.
De-Massing Jelly
This wand generates little white balls of sticky goo (unlimited). The bit of something you spread it over becomes as light as air (mass and weight) and will blow away in the lightest wind. EDIT: this includes creatures. They're liable to go drifting off into the sky when they walk.
The goo lasts forever until scraped off. No harm to biologicals.
Easily broken. But I'm rather interested if others are thinking the things I'm thinking.
You could smear this over yourselves and your base and use a Collar of Perpetual Attendance to have your own floating palace. When you're ready to stop flying, land and cast Create Water over your party to wash the goo off.Last edited by Grendus; 2010-12-16 at 12:21 AM.
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2010-12-16, 12:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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The main point is that it's too expensive for a 3d8 blast once per day.
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About the goo, that was most of the options I was considering. Although, the flying palace thing is rather problematic in that your palace weighs nearly nothing and WILL blow away in the wind.
That said, you can use it to build buildings that have crazy architecture (since your building material weighs nothing now)
In a more adventury format, you can kiss your carrying capacity problems goodbye. And literally steal anything that is not nailed down. Huge ass gate made out of glassteel? Weighs a few tons? Mine now!
And of course, in airship construction. Eberron elemental craft can suddenly mount seige weapons and walls of armour that all weigh nothing.
As I point out with the flying castle, you might want to keep some weight anyway so you don't drift too much.
Other uses include making a giant pole of adamantine.
It won't break under it's weight since it weighs nothing. You can swing it really really fast (because it weighs nothing), and it'll conduct your exerted force just as well.