GtKaP Interview Thread 1: AtlanteanTroll

[Reinholdt]

Reinholdt's Riveting and Rhetorical Questions:

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What question would you like to be asked?
What traits do you look for in an ideal pet?
What is the square root of Pi?
What's your favorite OOTS strip?
What's your favorite Erfworld strip?
How does your ITP persona relate to you in real life?
Sadistic choice time! You must choose to save either the life of your most loved one or the lives of a large group of strangers. Which do you choose?
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What makes you enthusiastic?
What disappoints you?
What sound do you love?
What sound do you hate?
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to participate in?

[mangosta71]

Do you, in fact, have any cheese here at all?

Will you go quietly when they come for you?

What is your anti-zombie weapon of choice?

Are you running to something, or from something?

What's the magic word?

[wxdruid]

What color(s) do you prefer to wear?

What do you like to collect?

How many avatars do you have?

Are you ever coming to GenCon?

What type of chocolate do you prefer?

What type and how many pets do you have?

Do you enjoy watching the Weather Channel?

[Xiander]

Thank you for the warm welcome, I'll jump right to answering questions.



1. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? If so, who?

I did have a short crush on one of the character-pictures in the original settlers computergame game when I was 12, but she did not return my feelings, so I moved on.


2. What is one thing about yourself you're the most proud of?

Hmmm, tough one, My winning personality and my beautiful use of language ranks high though.

3. Roses or orchids?

Orchids, not because I have a thing for them, I just don't care for roses.

4. What sustains you, keeps you going every day?

The thought that my time is limited, and that noone will accomplish anything for me. Philosophy helps to.

5. How did you get to be so awesome?

I follow a secret training regime which includes the awesome equivalent of push-ups and situps.

6. Where were you ten years ago, and what do you know now that you wish you knew back then?

I was in ground school, and I have since then learned that my first crush was not so special and that people most likely won't hate me for stating my mind... that would have been nice to know back then.

7. If the human race vanished tomorrow, leaving only you and one other person to keep you company, who would you want that person to be?

I am required to answer that I would like it to be my fiancé, which is true, so I'm lucky like that.

8. Who is one person who died before you were born that you'd most like to speak with?

That is really tough to answer, so many good names to choose between. Machiavelli would be interesting though.

9. When your life comes to an end, how do you want to be remembered/what do you want to be remembered for?

I would lik to be remembered for being nice and understanding, also I plan to publish at least one book, so it would be nice if some people remembered me for that as well.

10. Ga! These questions have taken a turn for the depressing! Quick, what is your favorite lolcat!? (Bonus cookies for posting a pic.)

Man, I hate picking favourites, and there are so many to choose between.

http://geekfriendly.org/blog/wp-cont...r_s-lolcat.jpg

That one tickles me intuletually though, so I go with that.

11. What super-power would you want to use to stop Godzilla if he was attacking where you live?

I would telepathically scold the lizard until it shamefully retreated to the ocean.

12. Beards or babies?

Beardet babies... Duh!

13. Have you ever made up a word? If so, what is that word and what is its definition?

I haven't really made up words. I have come up with new meanings for old words, does that count?

14. Define the following word: whiloplenulent?

Whiloplenulent, Noun, A word made up specifically to confuse and frustrate people you interview

15. What's an old-fashioned song or short schmaltzy bit of poetry that's stuck in your head?

I have a total favourite among all the Danish songs I know. It is called “noget om skærsommernætter” which translates to “Something about midsummer nights. It is the only song ever wherein a woman being run over by a car is made to seem like a happy coincidence without seeming cold or far fetched.


16. Favorite mythological monster?

Pegasi and manticores

17. Enough of this! I am your arch-nemesis!**Where will we fight our final, climactic battle?

Swing by my place and we can play a game of chess. It has been so long since I played.

18. In #17, above, did you defeat me? If so, how?

I most likely started out strong but lost concentration when I got ahead, so in the end it was an equal endgame, which I narrowly managed to turn to my advantage. You did get away to threaten the world another time though

19. Do you prefer the silly questions or the serious ones?

A healthy mix is the most interesting I think.

20. Why did you decide to submit yourself to these torturous, probing questions?

It seemed like a good idea at the time. Also I have been on these boards for so long, but no one has any idea who I am, because I rarely post, so I thought I might at least give someone an inkling :)




What question would you like to be asked?*

I like surprices, surprice me.

What traits do you look for in an ideal pet?*

My ideal pet should be cuddly, not bite and have fur. Beyond that, surprice me :)

What is the square root of Pi?

I don't know

What's your favorite OOTS strip?*

I simply cannot come up with a good answer to that, to much awesome in that comic to pick one strip.

What's your favorite Erfworld strip?

Probably the last of book one, nice strong strip.

How does your ITP persona relate to you in real life?

He talkst a lot less, but other than that, it's the same.

Sadistic choice time! You must choose to save either the life of your most loved one or the lives of a large group of strangers. Which do you choose?

I never actually decided on a good answer to that sort of question, I ponder them daily though.

What is your favorite word?*

What is it with the impossible choosing of favourites? I like “petulant”, “magnificent” and “ambivalent” though.

What is your least favorite word?*

Haven't got one.

What makes you enthusiastic?*

Good stories, cool games and strange philosophy.

What disappoints you?*

Lots of stuff, but I get better quickly

What sound do you love?*

Lots of the sounds my cats make :)

What sound do you hate?*

Flamingo.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?*

Writer, or actor would be pretty cool.

What profession would you not like to participate in?

Soldier is right out.





I will tune in later today or perhaps tomorrow to answer more questions, so keep them comming.

[Xiander]

double post, sorry.

[Danne]

*sneaks in to answer rest of questions* Sorry, they got buried in my inbox! I really need to clean that thing out...

@ghost_warlock, re: our battle: You're not crazy enough to survive my imagination, duckie. Just trust me on that one. I get so lost there sometimes, and I'm the only one who knows the way out...

Do you, in fact, have any cheese here at all?

Will you go quietly when they come for you?

What is your anti-zombie weapon of choice?

Are you running to something, or from something?

What's the magic word?

Yes, and it's delicious. Want some?

They're not coming, silly. They don't know I exist. I'm just a shadow in the back of their minds.

I can tell you what it's not, and that's a butter knife. You ever tried to kill a zombie with a butter knife? Man, that doesn't work at all. If that's all you've got, just chuck it at them and run. You'll probably find some heavy artillery lying around somewhere.

Neither, I'd rather be sleeping.

Kittens!

[Lord Raziere]

Is this a question in an alternate universe?

[ghost_warlock]

Thanks for joining us, Xiander, and also for your beardet babies, I'm sure they'll be delicious. Feel free to answer your remaining question, if you decide that is a question after all, and then be sure to pick up your copy of the home game on your way out.

Ghost directs him to stack of hand-mirrors at the back.

Next up, everyone welcome the unchained and barely pronounceable Lhurgyof!

gw's Questions of Questionable Intent

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1. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? If so, who?

2. What is one thing about yourself you're the most proud of?

3. Roses or orchids?

4. What sustains you, keeps you going every day?

5. How did you get to be so awesome?

6. Where were you ten years ago, and what do you know now that you wish you knew back then?

7. If the human race vanished tomorrow, leaving only you and one other person to keep you company, who would you want that person to be?

8. Who is one person who died before you were born that you'd most like to speak with?

9. When your life comes to an end, how do you want to be remembered/what do you want to be remembered for?

10. Ga! These questions have taken a turn for the depressing! Quick, what is your favorite lolcat!? (Bonus cookies for posting a pic.)

11. What super-power would you want to use to stop Godzilla if he was attacking where you live?

12. Beards or babies?

13. Have you ever made up a word? If so, what is that word and what is its definition?

14. Define the following word: whiloplenulent?

15. What's an old-fashioned song or short schmaltzy bit of poetry that's stuck in your head?

16. Favorite mythological monster?

17. Enough of this! I am your arch-nemesis! Where will we fight our final, climactic battle?

18. In #17, above, did you defeat me? If so, how?

19. Do you prefer the silly questions or the serious ones?

20. Why did you decide to submit yourself to these torturous, probing questions?

[Reinholdt]

Reinholdt's Riveting and Rhetorical Questions:

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What question would you like to be asked?
What traits do you look for in an ideal pet?
What is the square root of Pi?
What's your favorite OOTS strip?
What's your favorite Erfworld strip?
How does your ITP persona relate to you in real life?
Sadistic choice time! You must choose to save either the life of your most loved one or the lives of a large group of strangers. Which do you choose?
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What makes you enthusiastic?
What disappoints you?
What sound do you love?
What sound do you hate?
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to participate in?

[wxdruid]

What color(s) do you prefer to wear?

What do you like to collect?

How many avatars do you have?

Are you ever coming to GenCon?

What type of chocolate do you prefer?

What type and how many pets do you have?

Do you enjoy watching the Weather Channel?

[mangosta71]

Do you, in fact, have any cheese here at all?

Will you go quietly when they come for you?

What is your anti-zombie weapon of choice?

Are you running to something, or from something?

What's the magic word?

[Lhurgyof]

Oh boy, where to begin?

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1. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? If so, who?

2. What is one thing about yourself you're the most proud of?

3. Roses or orchids?

4. What sustains you, keeps you going every day?

5. How did you get to be so awesome?

6. Where were you ten years ago, and what do you know now that you wish you knew back then?

7. If the human race vanished tomorrow, leaving only you and one other person to keep you company, who would you want that person to be?

8. Who is one person who died before you were born that you'd most like to speak with?

9. When your life comes to an end, how do you want to be remembered/what do you want to be remembered for?

10. Ga! These questions have taken a turn for the depressing! Quick, what is your favorite lolcat!? (Bonus cookies for posting a pic.)

11. What super-power would you want to use to stop Godzilla if he was attacking where you live?

12. Beards or babies?

13. Have you ever made up a word? If so, what is that word and what is its definition?

14. Define the following word: whiloplenulent?

15. What's an old-fashioned song or short schmaltzy bit of poetry that's stuck in your head?

16. Favorite mythological monster?

17. Enough of this! I am your arch-nemesis! Where will we fight our final, climactic battle?

18. In #17, above, did you defeat me? If so, how?

19. Do you prefer the silly questions or the serious ones?

20. Why did you decide to submit yourself to these torturous, probing questions?

Okay, lucky bachelor number one, let's see.

1. Hmm, not really. I'd say Hermione but only because of the actress portraying her.

2. Most proud of, eh? Well, I'd say my people skills. That is, I get along with people, am mellow, and tend to say the right things in public.

3. Ohh, orchids. They look just wonderful.

4. Hmm, this is a really weird question. Food, sleep, my friends, my girlfriend, school, lots of stuff. I do my damnedest to stay positive. I hate feeling sad or alone.

5. Awesome? Me? Well thanks for the compliment. Well, I dunno. I had to deal with a lot of crap during my sophomore year and then after dumping said lots of crap, I kind of came out of my shell and started being really social and earned the rank of "class clown".

6. Ten years ago? I was still here, but going to the local school. I still rode a bike with training wheels, and I was the local Pokemaster. I hung out a lot with my friend Morgan, he was two classes ahead of me so I felt real cool.

7. Hmm, quite the question. Only human race? Good, I could keep my cat. Umm, I could take the sleazy way out and choose Emma Watson... Keeping a doctor would be a good idea. It would definitely have to be a female though. Whole repopulating the Earth thing and all. So, I'll say my girlfriend.

8. Before I was born? Tartar sauce! Sorry Dio. Hmm, perhaps somebody like Elvis.

9. Hmm. "Dean, Dean, the Dancing Machine."

10.

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11. Hmm... Super Speed or Flight would be ideal. With a side of Super Strength?

12. Beards. Babies are not on the agenda. Ever. :I

13. Not quite, no. I do like using rather exotic and interesting words, though. Like Xenophobic.

14. Fully Wheloplening.

15. Civilization.

16. Oh, ouch. Hmm... I do love Genies.

17. On top of a wizard tower, a burning city sprawls in all directions.

18. Of course. You are no match for my EVIL MAGIC! MUHAHAHAHAHA!

19. Hmmm, the silly ones are much more fun, but the serious ones are actually insightful to who I am. Silly. :)

20. I'm not quite sure, really. I do like being the center of attention, though.


Okay, that's it for round one! Be ready for round two: Revenant.

[ghost_warlock]

Thanks for joining us while you could, Lhurgyof, please feel free to answer your remaining questions. Otherwise, time and the thread march onwards! Be sure to grab your copy of the home game as we prep for the next interview.

Ghost directs him to the stack of hand-mirrors at the back.

I hope everyone brought their sunglasses and sun screen for our next interview. Please help me in welcoming Heliomance!

gw's Questions of Questionable Intent

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1. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? If so, who?

2. What is one thing about yourself you're the most proud of?

3. Roses or orchids?

4. What sustains you, keeps you going every day?

5. How did you get to be so awesome?

6. Where were you ten years ago, and what do you know now that you wish you knew back then?

7. If the human race vanished tomorrow, leaving only you and one other person to keep you company, who would you want that person to be?

8. Who is one person who died before you were born that you'd most like to speak with?

9. When your life comes to an end, how do you want to be remembered/what do you want to be remembered for?

10. Ga! These questions have taken a turn for the depressing! Quick, what is your favorite lolcat!? (Bonus cookies for posting a pic.)

11. What super-power would you want to use to stop Godzilla if he was attacking where you live?

12. Beards or babies?

13. Have you ever made up a word? If so, what is that word and what is its definition?

14. Define the following word: whiloplenulent?

15. What's an old-fashioned song or short schmaltzy bit of poetry that's stuck in your head?

16. Favorite mythological monster?

17. Enough of this! I am your arch-nemesis! Where will we fight our final, climactic battle?

18. In #17, above, did you defeat me? If so, how?

19. Do you prefer the silly questions or the serious ones?

20. Why did you decide to submit yourself to these torturous, probing questions?

[The Succubus]

Where did I put my front door keys?

Do you wear hats in real life? If so, which ones?

What would your dream job be?

[Heliomance]

gw's Questions of Questionable Intent

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1. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? If so, who? Willow Rosenburg. Quite hard.

2. What is one thing about yourself you're the most proud of? That I'm myself, for better or worse.

3. Roses or orchids? Hmm, probably roses.

4. What sustains you, keeps you going every day? What else would I do?

5. How did you get to be so awesome? I learnt how to laugh at myself.

6. Where were you ten years ago, and what do you know now that you wish you knew back then? Ten years ago I was just starting secondary school. I was a socially inept little geek, and I wish I'd known how to laugh at myself, and that what people thought about me was a lot less important than I thought it was.

7. If the human race vanished tomorrow, leaving only you and one other person to keep you company, who would you want that person to be? I'd find it very hard to choose just one person. I don't have a romantic partner, so I can't pick them, and I can't pick just one of my friends or family.

8. Who is one person who died before you were born that you'd most like to speak with? Somewhat cliche, but probably Jesus, to ask if it's all true or not.

9. When your life comes to an end, how do you want to be remembered/what do you want to be remembered for? As a Good Person.

10. Ga! These questions have taken a turn for the depressing! Quick, what is your favorite lolcat!? (Bonus cookies for posting a pic.)

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11. What super-power would you want to use to stop Godzilla if he was attacking where you live? Teleportation, to send him Somewhere Else.

12. Beards or babies? Either. But not together.

13. Have you ever made up a word? If so, what is that word and what is its definition? I don't think so, sadly.

14. Define the following word: whiloplenulent? A strange combination of wistful, whimsical, plaintive and petulant.

15. What's an old-fashioned song or short schmaltzy bit of poetry that's stuck in your head?
When we're thoroughly wined and dined
And the barracks are left behind
We go town to the town to find
Some relief from the daily grind!

Tokay, from Bitter Sweet.

16. Favorite mythological monster? Ooh, tough one. It's a toss-up between dragons and the Sidhe.

17. Enough of this! I am your arch-nemesis! Where will we fight our final, climactic battle? Leaping from roof to roof, lashed by a thunderstorm.

18. In #17, above, did you defeat me? If so, how? Narrowly. You thought I fell off a roof to my doom far below, but I grabbed something on the way down, climbed up behind you, and pushed you off.

19. Do you prefer the silly questions or the serious ones? The silly questions are easier to answer :P

20. Why did you decide to submit yourself to these torturous, probing questions? Why not?

[Reinholdt]

Reinholdt's Riveting and Rhetorical Questions:

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What question would you like to be asked?
What traits do you look for in an ideal pet?
What is the square root of Pi?
What's your favorite OOTS strip?
What's your favorite Erfworld strip?
How does your ITP persona relate to you in real life?
Sadistic choice time! You must choose to save either the life of your most loved one or the lives of a large group of strangers. Which do you choose?
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What makes you enthusiastic?
What disappoints you?
What sound do you love?
What sound do you hate?
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to participate in?

[Heliomance]

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What question would you like to be asked? Um, not sure. It seems kinda egotistical to say the question that I've been asking people :P
What traits do you look for in an ideal pet? Cat-shaped, playful, happy to cuddle, not of a temperament to make holes in me.
What is the square root of Pi?
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0
What's your favorite OOTS strip?
Oh Buddy Roy
What's your favorite Erfworld strip? Not sure. Maybe the one where they uncroak the volcano?
How does your ITP persona relate to you in real life? Fairly similar to how I am, really, I think. More open about certain things, due to the freedom that anonymity brings.
Sadistic choice time! You must choose to save either the life of your most loved one or the lives of a large group of strangers. Which do you choose? Loved one, every time. I'd feel terrible about it afterwards, though.
What is your favorite word? Not sure I have one. "Indeed" is a definite contender, though.
What is your least favorite word? Neek. I loathe it.
What makes you enthusiastic? An interesting puzzle.
What disappoints you? When I disappoint someone else.
What sound do you love? ...dunno.
What sound do you hate? I'mma go with the old standby of nails on a chalkboard, I think.
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Well, I'm currently a student, so I don't really have a profession as such. I'm thinking about going into logistics.
What profession would you not like to participate in? Anything involving physical labour.

[Reinholdt]

Are there any souvenirs you want enough that you'd consider going on holiday mainly to get them?

[Heliomance]

Are there any souvenirs you want enough that you'd consider going on holiday mainly to get them?

Two, actually. A Venetian mask and an obsidian dagger. I don't know why those in particular, but at some point in my life I want to go get them.

[Mutant Sheep]

Mutant Sheep's Questions of Questionable Reasoning

What superpower would you NOT want to have?

What is your favorite Pokemon/fantasy thingamajaber?

What is your opinion on Scooby Doo/Mystery Inc. and Batman team-ups?

Is there any reason you would want to go to Antarctica?

If you could meet any fictional character, who would it be? (Batman not allowed, and no reality warpers.)

What would you do with one million dollars?

What would you do if *insert favoritest person evah here* walked up to you?

Who is your favoritist Playgrounder evah?

Whats with the hat? Seriously.

What do you think of people who say "evah"?

[Heliomance]

Mutant Sheep's Questions of Questionable Reasoning

What superpower would you NOT want to have?
Super Flatulence
What is your favorite Pokemon/fantasy thingamajaber?
Define fantasy thingamajaber

What is your opinion on Scooby Doo/Mystery Inc. and Batman team-ups?
Not a particular Scooby-Doo fan, so I don't think I'm qualified to give an opinion.

Is there any reason you would want to go to Antarctica?
Not really.

If you could meet any fictional character, who would it be?
Harry Dresden, unless magic counts as reality warping.

What would you do with one million dollars?
Sharks with fricking laser beams? Nah, I'd give a bunch to charity, invest most of the rest, and live comfortably off it for the rest of my life. I might try and buy my parents' house for them, if there was enough (property prices in our area have skyrocketed since we got the house).

What would you do if *insert favoritest person evah here* walked up to you?
Give them a hug.

Who is your favoritist Playgrounder evah?
It's... me! Hooray!

Whats with the hat? Seriously.
I like hats. I pretty much always wear a hat of some sort IRL, it's something of a trademark. As is casual use of formalwear.

What do you think of people who say "evah"?
Meh.

[wxdruid]

What color(s) do you prefer to wear?

What do you like to collect?

How many avatars do you have?

Are you ever coming to GenCon?

What type of chocolate do you prefer?

What type and how many pets do you have?

Do you enjoy watching the Weather Channel?

[Heliomance]

What color(s) do you prefer to wear?
The immediate answer would be black, but I do have a penchant for formalwear - so white shirts, waistcoats in varying colours.

What do you like to collect?
I don't particularly collect anything. I did used to collect novelty pens, but that was just to get my collector's badge at Cubs.

How many avatars do you have?
Four, I think. And a fifth one is being made at the moment.

Are you ever coming to GenCon?
I'm on the wrong side of the pond, so doubtful.

What type of chocolate do you prefer?
Hmm, depends what I'm in the mood for. I like most kinds of chocolate, though I'm not too fond of anything over about 70%.

What type and how many pets do you have?
Back at my family home, we have two kittens and a dog. Here in my student house I have nothing.

Do you enjoy watching the Weather Channel?
Never have, so I wouldn't know

[mangosta71]

Do you, in fact, have any cheese here at all?

Will you go quietly when they come for you?

What is your anti-zombie weapon of choice?

Are you running to something, or from something?

What's the magic word?

[Heliomance]

Do you, in fact, have any cheese here at all?
Nope, need to buy some.

Will you go quietly when they come for you?
No, I'll go singing loudly.

What is your anti-zombie weapon of choice?
Explosives, probably. Blast radius > accuracy.

Are you running to something, or from something?
Neither, I'm running for the sheer joy of the movement.

What's the magic word?
Oh frabjous day, calloo, callay!

[Lhurgyof]

Reinholdt's Riveting and Rhetorical Questions:

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What question would you like to be asked?
What traits do you look for in an ideal pet?
What is the square root of Pi?
What's your favorite OOTS strip?
What's your favorite Erfworld strip?
How does your ITP persona relate to you in real life?
Sadistic choice time! You must choose to save either the life of your most loved one or the lives of a large group of strangers. Which do you choose?
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What makes you enthusiastic?
What disappoints you?
What sound do you love?
What sound do you hate?
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to participate in?

1) What question? How about my favorite pokemon?
2) In the ideal pet? It's gotta be really nice and loving, soft, it can't smell, and it should be unique.
3) Sqrt(pi)
4) Hmm, the one when Xykon starts to beat the ever-loving elf out of V.
5) Never really read it. I've scanned a few strips, not enough to remember.
6) Lhurgyof? Well, it's a mispelling of a magic card name (Lhurgoyf). I used the mispelling when guessing the name (I got pretty close!) making my first WoW character. The messed up version stuck with me.
7) Loved one. Sorry, random people.
8) Ohhh... I love blackguard (Bla-guard). I like words that use interesting sounds or sound a little different than their spelling.
9) That's a much harder one... Homework.
10) Social interaction. That's pretty vague, but any time I get to see a friend or be with people I get real excited.
11) Social isolation, I hate being alone.
12) Like what? I like the sound of electric guitar if that's what you mean.
13) Autotuned voices. For real, I'm not jumping on the bandwagon, I sincerely don't like hearing autotuned voices. It just weirds me out.
14) Cooking or being a park ranger.
15) Fast Food Service.

Tune in next time for round 3, Tarmogoyf!

[Heliomance]

Oop, missed these.

Where did I put my front door keys?
In the last place you'll think of looking.

Do you wear hats in real life? If so, which ones?
Yes, it's something of a trademark. I have three at the moment - a black top hat, a black Snowy River bush hat, and the brown trilby seen in my avatar. Always on the lookout for more!

What would your dream job be?
Professional procrastinator.

[ghost_warlock]

Thanks for your time, Heliomance. I can telly you have impeccable taste, for I took this very picture with my phone from where I'm sitting right now:

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Fare the well, keep that top hat fully charged, and have a wonderful time ahead. Don't forget to pick up your copy of the home game as we prepare for the next interview.

Ghost directs him to the stack of hand-mirrors by the refreshments at the back of the room.

Our next guest comes to us all the way from Antarctica, where he must fight for his life against polar bears (imported, of course, polar bears are only native to the Northern hemisphere) every day just so the shadow government will provide him with internet access. And don't let him tell you different! That said, I'm pleased to present Private-Prinny!

gw's Questions of Questionable Intent

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1. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? If so, who?

2. What is one thing about yourself you're the most proud of?

3. Roses or orchids?

4. What sustains you, keeps you going every day?

5. How did you get to be so awesome?

6. Where were you ten years ago, and what do you know now that you wish you knew back then?

7. If the human race vanished tomorrow, leaving only you and one other person to keep you company, who would you want that person to be?

8. Who is one person who died before you were born that you'd most like to speak with?

9. When your life comes to an end, how do you want to be remembered/what do you want to be remembered for?

10. Ga! These questions have taken a turn for the depressing! Quick, what is your favorite lolcat!? (Bonus cookies for posting a pic.)

11. What super-power would you want to use to stop Godzilla if he was attacking where you live?

12. Beards or babies?

13. Have you ever made up a word? If so, what is that word and what is its definition?

14. Define the following word: whiloplenulent?

15. What's an old-fashioned song or short schmaltzy bit of poetry that's stuck in your head?

16. Favorite mythological monster?

17. Enough of this! I am your arch-nemesis! Where will we fight our final, climactic battle?

18. In #17, above, did you defeat me? If so, how?

19. Do you prefer the silly questions or the serious ones?

20. Why did you decide to submit yourself to these torturous, probing questions?

[mangosta71]

Do you, in fact, have any cheese here at all?

Will you go quietly when they come for you?

What is your anti-zombie weapon of choice?

Are you running to something, or from something?

What's the magic word?

[Reinholdt]

Reinholdt's Riveting and Rhetorical Questions:

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What question would you like to be asked?
What traits do you look for in an ideal pet?
What is the square root of Pi?
What's your favorite OOTS strip?
What's your favorite Erfworld strip?
How does your ITP persona relate to you in real life?
Sadistic choice time! You must choose to save either the life of your most loved one or the lives of a large group of strangers. Which do you choose?
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What makes you enthusiastic?
What disappoints you?
What sound do you love?
What sound do you hate?
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to participate in?