Absolmorph's Azoic Arete of Adventitious and Aimless Random Banter - RB 161

[absolmorph]

Welcome, brethren, to the 161st Random Banter thread. Now, come and begin with the merry-making!

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Past Random Banters

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Amotis' Random Banter #1
Dhavaer's Random Banter #2
PhoeKun's Random Banter #3
Rei Jin's Random Banter #4
Toxic Avenger's Random Banter #5
Jibar's Random Banter #6
Ego Slayer's Surrogate Random Banter #7
Sneak's Random Barroom Brawl #8
Sophistemon's Solemnly Random Banter #9
Vaynor's Very Random Banter #10
Bookman's Blathering Random Banter #11
Gralamin's Glorious Random Banter #12
Rilik's Resplendently Random Raillery #13
Gezina's Growling Grazing Random Banter #14
The Zerglings Utterly And Geeky Random Banter #15
jaqueses Truthfully Randomly Fireside Banter # 16
Jack Squat’s Jubilantly Quixotic Random Banter #17
Cardel's Banter of Cookie Jubilation #18
Archonic's Chaotically Random Banter of Rods #19
The Rod's Inanimate Temple of RANDOM banter #20
Lucky’s Loquaciously Loud-Mouthed Random Banter#21
Deckmaster's Divinely Delightful Random Banter #22
Saithis' Soliloquy of Random Banter #23
Loveable Lianae's Ludicrous Lampooning Lottery #24
NEO|Phyte's Neolithic Nest of Weasel Banter #25
Target's Random Banter of "non-violence" #26
Tarnag40k's Random banter of "grammar errors" #27
Kyrian's Random Banter of ADHDness #28
El Jaspero's Random Drunken Ramblings #29
Boss Smiley's Eloquently Eggy Banter #30
Lykan's Looney Explosionarama & Random Banter #31
Iames's Iambic Yarn of Yammering #32
Dispozition's Deviously Distressed Banter #33
CP's Copiously Combusting Banter of Carnage #34
Alarra's Altar of Random Banter #35
Eloquent Rune's Electrifying Rambling Banter #36
E_P's Very Own Quite Popular Random Banter #37
Hydrogelic's Foolish Mortal Random Banter #38
Ink's Smudgy Splotchy Random Banter #39
Azrael's Big Black Book of Banter #40
The Logic Vampire's Rational Random Banter #41
Shiny's Shimmering Space-hitchin Random Banter #42
ZombieRockStar's Random Banter #43
Nostrabel's Realm of Cookies and Random Banter #44
Charity's Cheery Chatter Circle #45
Samiam's Spontaneous Scintillating Soliloquy #46
LLama's Masked Mysterious Random Banter #47
Ravishing Rydia's Recumbentibus ^_^ Random Banter #48
Penguinizers Perilous Random Banter #49
Death's delightfully morbid surrogate random banter #50
Wayril's wonderfully weird surrogate random banter #51
Rawhide's Deck of Random Banter (52 Cards)
Korith's Sorrogate Random Banter of Zombie Killing #53
Surrogate thread of random Bor-dom #54
Rex Idiotarum's Painfully Pogoing Thread #55
The Wrath of KHAAAAAANtalas’s William Shatner Flavored Random Banter # 56 (Surrogate)
EmeraldRose's Random Banter of Lashing Wit #57
Captain van der Decken's Surrogate Ship of Random Loot (Banter) #58
SDF's Neverending I-Don't-Have-an-OotS-Avatar-Yet Story Banter #59
Mauril's Surrogate Dwelf Banter of Fantasy Race Confusion 60th Edition
Rockphed's Dice Rolling Toga Party of 61 Drunken CIA Analysts
var Lord_Magtok = Random(Banter*62) + Surrogate
Jibar's Retro Random Banter #63
Malina's Random Spanish Banter #64 of morphical annoyance
Mr. E's Random Banter #65 of Cane Toting and Hat Tipping
Ego Slayer's Hellishly Random Banter #66.6
Purple Gelatinous Cube o' Doom's bowl of bantery j-e-ll-o randomness #67
Zephra's Random Banter of Ghostly Wailings, and Howling Fun#68
Cobra Ikari's Random Banter #69 of Rampant Hugging, Guttermindedness, and ;-) Kinky.
Scorpina's Random Banter #70
Raistlin1040's Super Special Awesome Random Banter #71(Now with 20% more tacos)
Uberblah's Random Banter #72 Of Caffeine And Sleep Deprivation Induced Randomness
Lucky’s Random Banter #73
Castaras's Random Banter #74
D'anna Biers RB #75
Zeb The Troll's RB#76
Eldpollard's RB #77
Gezina's and Calamity's Random banter #78 of double entendre and doom
Random Banter #79 In Loving Memory of Hexa_Regina
Zeratul's random banter #80 of throwing puppies off bridges
Vespe's Random Banter #81 of singing dolphins and mostly harmless planets.
CSK's Giant in the Playground Forums Addicted Anonymous, Random Banter #82
Iames's Ramblingly Erratic Belldandy-Charged Random Banter #83
Serpentine's Scintillating Sensually and Sinuously Seductive Stochastic Satire #84
Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
Moon Called's Random Banter #86 of Sexy Anime Boys and Fangirl Squeals
Lilly's Lovely Random Banter #87
FdL's Fuzzbox-Fueled Random Banter #88
SweetRein's Sugary Restrained Random Banter #89
Midnight's Mutant Motorcycle Madness Random Banter #90
Em's Extremely Extraordinarily Epic Random Banter #91
Dragonrider's Random Banter in Conjunction with the Weighted Cube #92
Bushranger's Bodaciously Buffed Random Banter-y Rooster #93
Haruki's Historically Hilarious Honey-covered Random Banter #94
North's Maple Syrup Flavored Non-Alliterative Random Banter #95 Eh?
Wadledo's Weirdly Warbling Watercress Watching Washing Machine Only Random Banter #96
SMEE's Random Banter #97 of gender bending and closet bursting
Raiser's Rambunctiously Rambling Random Banter #98
Dr. Bath's Random Banter, dripping with daring deeds of dastardly deipnosophists #99
VOTE, the Democracy Demon's Devilishly Devious and Decidedly Diabolical Desultory Derision (Random Banter) #100
Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101
Dallas-Dakota's Dundering Dandelion's Devilish Damsel's Distress Random Banter #102
Destro Yersul's Dangerously Distracting and Doubtlessly Disturbing Random Banter #103
Aziraphiles Actually Alliterative and Awesomely Affluent Random Banter #104
Cristo's Consistently Confusing and Constantly Casual Random Banter #105
Dish's Delightfully Deranged and Deliciously Deliquent Random Banter # 106
Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107
Zero's ambrosial and aberrantly adventitious, abstemiously erudite Random Banter #108
Coplantor's Completely Creative Cautious and Contemplative Random Banter #109
Rutskarn's Roly-Poly Rebellious and Rejected Random Banter #110
TwoBitWriter's Tubular Tracts of Thought-Talking Random Banter #111
Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112
Wolfbane's Wonderfully Wacky and Wildly Wandom Random Banter #113
The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
Jude's Judgmental Jugular Jab and Jibber Jabbery Random Banter #115
The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
Random Banter #117
Dragonprime's Dynamically Dangerous Dextrous and Destructive Random Banter #118
Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)
Groundhog's Random Banter of Weather Prediction and Anti-Gopherness (part one)
Groundhog's Random Banter of Weather Prediction and Anti-Gopherness (part two)
Mrmud's Mixed-Up and Minimally Mechanized Random Banter #121
Dogmantra's Dastardly, Despotic and Dangerous Random Banter #122
Alteran's Amazingly Anachronistic, Altruistic, and Antagonistic Random Banter #123
Admiral Euphoria's Random Banter Thread of Delusional Grandeur #124
Fred's Flying Fishy, Fighting, Fiery, Fantastic Face Off Random Banter #125
Cyrano’s Non-Alliterative Inaugurational Random Banter #126 To Usher In The Future
Thanatos's Tharmturges Present: Tropical, Tipsy, and Typically Random Banter #127
loopy's Legendary and Long-Awaited Lollipop Fuelled Random Banter #128
Shadow's Shady Shop of Sharks, Shingles, Shammies, Shiny and Random Banter #129
KataraAltinaII's Premature Not So Short & To-The-Point Random Banter #130
Supagoof's Supa-Sensational Silly Symphonies Set Sizzingly On Fire Random Banter #131
Pyrian's Pyrotechnic Pyre of Pyrrhic Pyros with Pyrotic Pythics Random Banter #132!
Perenelle's Pleasantly Playful and Passionately Peculiar Random Banter #133
Rpgsr4me's Ravenous, Roaring, Raging Rampage of Random Banter #134
Il'deav Ilah'naie's Indiscreet Intimacies on Indigo Iceboats Random Banter #135
Recaiden's Resplendent and Rotating Realistic Random Banter #136
Jibar's Random Banter #137: Return of the Cat-muffin
Edge's Effluence of Extravagant and Effulgent Random Banter #138
Zeb The Troll's Zecond Go At Ze Random Banter #139
Curly's Rambunctious and Erudite Random Banter #140
Deth Muncher's Destructive and Meandering Random Banter #141
A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #142
Several Silly Sealions Stuffed Seaweed Southward Swiftly (Or, Random Banter #143)
The thread that changed name one last time, with style. (Random Banter #144)
Banjo’s Bodacious & Boosted Bumper Bulletproof Box of Banter Most Random #145
Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146
KuReshtin's Vociferously Ruminating Harbinger of Random Banter - #147
Archonic's Archaic Acronymical Antidisestablishmentarianism Random Banter - #148
Skeppio's Splendidly Strange & Superbly Scintillating Random Banter - #149
Teddy's Turbulent and Topicless Random Banter #150
Fifty-Eyed Fred's Ferociously Fanatical and Fabulously Fascinating Random Banter #151
Rae's Really Rascally and Ridiculously Rowdy Random Banter #152
Haruki's Hot n' Holy Random Banter #153
MoonCat's Magnificently Mythopoeic Random Banter #154
Eadin's Exchange of Extraterrestrial Excuses AKA Random Banter #155
Happy HalfTangible's Horrific Hail of Random Banter #156
AtlanteanTroll's Atrocious and Terrific Arcade of Terror - RB #157
LaLa’s Laughably Silly Random Banter Thread – RB #158
Zaydos's Zany Zooetic Random Banter - RB #159
Blue's Blessed and Blissful Random Banter - RB #160

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[DraPrime]

So...the Red Army Choir is awesome.

[Eon]

Oooh, first time posting in a new thread... A day to remember


And by the way, I missed the whole thing too

[LaZodiac]

Yay, perhaps this will lighten the mood a bit.

[Lateral]

What, you mean 'stem the endless tide of Lix clones?'

[Eon]

Yay, perhaps this will lighten the mood a bit.

*Flips on light switch*
There we go

[Skavensrule]

I finally entered the 21st century and bought a smart phone today. A Samsung Epic. Still learning how it works.

+websurfing
+I can read OoTS with a special app

-wasted two hours playing Angry Birds

[TheCountAlucard]

So, someone wanted some garlic bread?

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Uh-oh, I think more than one person wanted some! Luckily, I have extra!

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Umm, I have more, I guess...

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TOO MUCH!

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[Eon]

I finally entered the 21st century and bought a smart phone today. A Samsung Epic. Still learning how it works.

+websurfing
+I can read OoTS with a special app

-wasted two hours playing Angry Birds

Heh, I've seen some of my friends waste forever on those games. It's kinda funny to watch them...

So, someone wanted some garlic bread?

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Uh-oh, I think more than one person wanted some! Luckily, I have extra!

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Umm, I have more, I guess...

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TOO MUCH!

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I bread about this case, just yeasterday, where a person ate too much garlic bread. It was pretty tragic.

Don't hurt me...

[Lateral]

So, someone wanted some garlic bread?

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Uh-oh, I think more than one person wanted some! Luckily, I have extra!

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Umm, I have more, I guess...

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TOO MUCH!

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I lol'ed. And nommed.

While we're on the subject:
MOAR GARLICK BREAD!

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And one more for good measure:

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Bit o' a screen stretch, there.

[LaZodiac]

*Flips on light switch*
There we go

Not entirely what I meant, but ok!

[DraPrime]

I bread about this case, just yeasterday, where a person ate too much garlic bread. It was pretty tragic.

Don't hurt me...

I'll have none of your half-baked puns!

[Lateral]

I'll have naan of your half-baked puns!

Fixed that for youse.

[DraPrime]

Fixed that for youse.

Bah! There was already a joke in that comment.

[absolmorph]

Bah! There was already a joke in that comment.

What's wrong with cooking up another way to include pans in a conversation rye-f with pastry puns? Read that first "pans" as "puns".

[DraPrime]

What's wrong with cooking up another way to include pans in a conversation rye-f with pastry puns? Read that first "pans" as "puns".

Adding in too many puns takes away the sizzle.

[Lateral]

Adding in too many puns takes away the sizzle.

What did sizzling have to do with that? That joke made barley any sense.

[LaZodiac]

What's wrong with cooking up another way to include pans in a conversation rye-f with pastry puns? Read that first "pans" as "puns".

If you're not careful you might burn out your pun muscle. The last thing we need is the smell of roasted Absolmorph.

[DraPrime]

What did sizzling have to do with that? That joke made barley any sense.

I was just going with the subject of frying that had recently cropped up. You know, because of pans, and cooking.

[Heliomance]

*snarls*
After a couple of defeats in League of Legends, I'm feeling irrationally aggressive and want to stomp something. Trouble is, fairly sure I'm not going to win any more tonight, what with being slightly tired. So I will have to be content to just sit here and simmer.

[Eon]

Not entirely what I meant, but ok!

Here to help

I'll have none of your half-baked puns!

Too bad! I'll keep telling them oven and oven until we get into a heated debate.

[DraPrime]

Too bad! I'll keep telling them oven and oven until we get into a heated debate.

Careful, you don't want to challenge a philosophy major in a debate. You'll just get roasted.

[Eon]

Careful, you don't want to challenge a philosophy major in a debate. You'll just get roasted.

Dough, didn't know that!

Probably won't be a major inconvenience.

[LaZodiac]

*snarls*
After a couple of defeats in League of Legends, I'm feeling irrationally aggressive and want to stomp something. Trouble is, fairly sure I'm not going to win any more tonight, what with being slightly tired. So I will have to be content to just sit here and simmer.

You could always play some Dynasty Warriors, it's quite releaving, sending hundreds of bodies flying to their death. Or if you're playing the Fist of the North Star version, making them explode/be sliced into ribbons.

You could also try reading Berserk. It's about a guy that kills the crap out of everything.

[DraPrime]

Dough, didn't know that!

Probably won't be a major inconvenience.

You'd be surprised. I might not be intimidating in a debate at first, but I eventually rise.

[Eon]

You'd be surprised. I might not be intimidating in a debate at first, but I eventually rise.

You're ego continues to flour me.

[Lateral]

You'd be surprised. I might not be intimidating in a debate at first, but I eventually rise.

You're ego continues to flour me.

I rye the day I met both of you.

[Eon]

I rye the day I met both of you.

Just wheat for it... As long as it doesn't grain.

[DraPrime]

Your ego continues to flour me.

Careful, don't make me slice you.

I rye the day I met both of you.

You clearly just haven't reaped the benefits of our extreme punnage.

[AsteriskAmp]

Careful, you don't want to challenge a philosophy major in a debate. You'll just get roasted.

You'd be surprised. I might not be intimidating in a debate at first, but I eventually rise.

A few debate classes could make it possible to hold ones ground, specially if the opponent focuses more on an empirical point of view and gets to dismiss philosophy by virtue of the number of contradicting point of views philosophy has had in relation to itself.