Murphy's Law 7: ...Maybe?

[Asta Kask]

I just want to add that a rooftop is probably not a very safe place for sex.

[SamBurke]

I just want to add that a rooftop is probably not a very safe place for sex.

You know, I think that base has been effectively ruled out. Unless people wanna do R34, here, then let's just... y'know... talk about other whatnot.

[Asta Kask]

Yeah, yeah, I know. Nothing's going to happen except maybe a kiss.

Still, a guy can dream.

[McDouggal]

I just want to add that a rooftop is probably not a very safe place for sex.

A brand new meaning to the words "safe sex."

[Eleanor_Rigby]

[Eleanor_Rigby finally takes the time to catch up with Murphy's Law]

...I-is that a very low-key Matt panty shot in the first panel of the latest update?

I like the panel where he's trying to get over that medallion thing and you just see a bunch of limbs wrapped round it but no other sign of Matt. That panel's pretty funny... maybe even more so than the punchline. (Which is amusing, I won't deny) I don't know why that is. I think maybe I'm just a sucker for physical humour sometimes...

[Qwertystop]

I like the panel where he's trying to get over that medallion thing and you just see a bunch of limbs wrapped round it but no other sign of Matt. That panel's pretty funny... maybe even more so than the punchline. (Which is amusing, I won't deny) I don't know why that is. I think maybe I'm just a sucker for physical humour sometimes...

Second time that happened.

[HalfTangible]

I just want to add that a rooftop is probably not a very safe place for sex.

Or comfortable. In fact, there is no reason to have sex on a roof as opposed to, say, the middle of the street. It's not even more private.

[McDouggal]

Wait-is that the roof of the church? I'm too lazy to go creeping through the archives; can someone check that?

[Mutant Sheep]

Wait-is that the roof of the church? I'm too lazy to go creeping through the archives; can someone check that?

This makes the previous mentions of rooftop activities even weirder.

[legomaster00156]

Rogue vs. Druid. I'm so sorry, Matt. You can't win this.

[SamBurke]

Rogue vs. Druid. I'm so sorry, Matt. You can't win this.

Not without some OBSCENE multi classing and stuffs. Besides, She seems pretty competent in build herself, so I doubt he can outmatch her.

[CoffeeIncluded]

It's the roof of the church, and since when did you guys tap into a direct feed of Matt's id?

[Rising Phoenix]

Can Druids in animal form communicate with other people normally? Or is it that Matt realises that the bird is his date?

[Asta Kask]

It's the roof of the church, and since when did you guys tap into a direct feed of Matt's id?

It's not like the line is encrypted. He's broadcasting it loud and clear.

[leakingpen]

depending on the angle of the roof, sex on a roof is not dangerous, as long as you don't roll around a lot. your average angle roof is actually quite comfortable for laying on, both for fun and just relaxing.

the tiles can be uncomfortable, depending on the type, and if you are in Arizona, or similarly hot places, I can assure you (from personal experience) that if it was 110 plus Fahrenheit during the day, even at 2 am that roof IS going to burn any naked flesh you put on it for more than a few moments, so bring a blanket.

[SamBurke]

depending on the angle of the roof, sex on a roof is not dangerous, as long as you don't roll around a lot. your average angle roof is actually quite comfortable for laying on, both for fun and just relaxing.

the tiles can be uncomfortable, depending on the type, and if you are in Arizona, or similarly hot places, I can assure you (from personal experience) that if it was 110 plus Fahrenheit during the day, even at 2 am that roof IS going to burn any naked flesh you put on it for more than a few moments, so bring a blanket.

That was said with a much too experienced tone.

*quakes*

[Asta Kask]

Our cats used to sleep on the garage roof. Sunny, hot and high up - perfect for the discerning feline.

[legomaster00156]

Not without some OBSCENE multi classing and stuffs. Besides, She seems pretty competent in build herself, so I doubt he can outmatch her.

At the point that a mid-level Rogue can beat an equal level Druid in any field, they're no longer a Rogue.

[blackjack217]

At the point that a mid-level Rogue can beat an equal level Druid in any field, they're no longer a Rogue.

Or the druid is being used as a healbot

[legomaster00156]

Or the druid is being used as a healbot

The Rogue can't beat the Druid in healing, either. Also, Wildshape prevents them from beating the Druid at anything else, even if every single spell slot was used to prepare healing spells.

[blackjack217]

The Rogue can't beat the Druid in healing, either. Also, Wildshape prevents them from beating the Druid at anything else, even if every single spell slot was used to prepare healing spells.

I meant more the mindset behind it. If a druid was built and played as a healbot then a competent rogue can beat on it rather easily

[Alagaesian]

Yes, druids outclass rogues in many areas, but that isn't the case with skill checks. Rogues get a ton of skill points - they can max out four more skills than druids, and they have twice as many in-class skills to choose from. Rogues make excellent skill-monkeys, but if you try to make a druid one, then they start losing their ability to defend themselves against anything but Will saves.

It's just too bad that Matt decided to focus a lot of his skill-point-spending in areas where Radic can easily beat him through wildshaping. Druids don't need ranks in Balance, Climb, and Jump to get on the roof of a church.

[McDouggal]

They just need ranks in wildshape (flying animal).

[legomaster00156]

They just need ranks in wildshape (flying animal).

This... huh. If expanded upon, making Wildshape a skill could actually help a bit with balance. Let's see...
Only creatures with the Wildshape class feature would be able to take ranks. Give Druids a few more skill points/level (perhaps 4+INT), divide Wildshape into a few specific categories (perhaps by kingdom), and have the number of ranks in the skill equal the number of HD you can turn into. At first, you may only Wildshape into Small or Medium animals, but as you go along, you'll unlock the other sizes, and the skills Wildshape (plant) and Wildshape (elemental).
That could actually work... it would limit Druid's shifting ability from "take what you like, when you like it" to "ok, you can Wildshape into a bird, but how many ranks do you have in that skill?".

[Qwertystop]

So the max HD would be their HD +3? I suppose that might compensate for the reduced options. What would the actual skill check affect, duration?

[Asta Kask]

Get thee into another thread! This thread is for the semi-worship of CoffeeIncluded.

And for bad jokes at Matt's expense.

[CoffeeIncluded]

This should rerail the thread. Comic time!

#170: The Moment You've All Been Waiting For

[TinyMushroom]

Relationship level up!

[Asta Kask]

Hah! First Base!

[blackjack217]

*ding*