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Thread: Magic Missile Pun
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2012-04-05, 04:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Magic Missile Pun
Hey. I need a joke/ pun that has to do with magic missile. Preferably short. Thanks in advance.
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2012-04-05, 04:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Magic Missile Pun
Here's a bad one
MAGIC NEVER-MISS-ILE
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2012-04-05, 04:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Magic Missile Pun
I'm taking a shot at the darkness here and assuming the context of cheesy one-liners for casting, correct me if I'm wrong.
"Hate to force you aside, but..."
"This is going to spell disaster for you."
"Why don't you lie back a spell?"
"Try damning these torpedoes."
Though the last one's a bit arcane, if you will.Last edited by Talvereaux; 2012-04-05 at 04:32 PM.
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2012-04-05, 04:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Magic Missile Pun
Yeah, I need it for witty one liners after killing someone with Magic Missile. I plan on playing a magic missile focused mage that thinks he's funnyer than he actually is.
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2012-04-05, 04:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Magic Missile Pun
Good luck. Hit 'em right between the eyes for 1d4+1 points of farce damage.
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2012-04-05, 04:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-04-05, 04:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Magic Missile Pun
This is more for during casting, but I had a friend who used to chant "Eenie meenie minie moe, magic missile strike my foe!" every time he cast Magic Missile.
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2012-04-05, 05:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Magic Missile Pun
Have the character mumble a lot about how Evil is "the Darkness". Then, in combat, shout "Attack the Darkness!"
Not a pun, but still up the alley you might want to go.
Otherwise, try "Hit-or-miss? I just hit with missiles."Last edited by Morph Bark; 2012-04-05 at 05:08 PM.
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2012-04-05, 06:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Magic Missile Pun
Play a female wizard. "You need not know my name, fool, but if you need to know who defeated you with such simple magic, you can call me Miss Ayle."
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2012-04-05, 08:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Magic Missile Pun
"Sorry I was sneezing, did I miss?"
"I wonder how can my hands hold this much awesome"
Also after killing:
"I will never FORCE-get you" yeeeeeaaaaaah
"I'll missILE you." yeeeeeaaaaaah
"Did I missILE'D anything?" yeeeeeaaaaaah
"Pleased to missile you" yeeeeeaaaaaah
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2012-04-05, 08:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Magic Missile Pun
"Did you Magic Missile?"
"No, and you can't prove I enchanted her either!"
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2012-04-06, 03:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Magic Missile Pun
combine: *thrusts hip*
with:
and there is more where that came from
yes, my missile is magic, why do you ask?
Sometimes, i focus all my magic in my missile
you kow what else deals force damage?
you know what happens when my magic missile gets maximisedWarlock Poetry?
Or ways to use me in game?
Better grab a drink...
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2012-04-06, 10:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Magic Missile Pun
"May the force damage be with you."
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2012-04-06, 10:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Magic Missile Pun
"I don't miss". The more dialogue leading up to this, the better.
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2012-04-06, 11:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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2012-04-07, 03:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Magic Missile Pun
I know what you're thinking "Did he cast 3 1st level spells or only 2?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I kinda lost track myself. But being I'm a wizard, the most powerful class in the world, and know spells that blow your head right off, you've got to ask yourself one question "Do I have good spell resistance?" Well, do ya, punk?
Last edited by TechnoScrabble; 2012-04-07 at 03:19 PM.
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2012-04-07, 05:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-04-07, 06:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-04-07, 06:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-04-07, 10:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-04-08, 11:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Magic Missile Pun
Cast Magic Missile. Next round, cast a more powerful, more potent spell. Before you do say: "I'm not really left handed".
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2012-04-08, 12:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-04-09, 01:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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2012-04-09, 01:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Magic Missile Pun
"The rest of the guys want me to Defeat you, but I preffer to use D4's."
""Bet you wish you had a Shield right now"
"What's more holey than Pelor? You in about 6 seconds."
"This just KEEPS getting FUNNIER EVERY TIME I cast it!"
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2012-04-09, 01:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Magic Missile Pun
Don't worry, I won't miss you.
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2012-04-09, 03:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Magic Missile Pun
Give up ! Or I'll cast a real spell next time.
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2012-04-10, 03:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Magic Missile Pun
You can't spell missle without "miss"!
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2012-04-10, 03:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Magic Missile Pun
Name the wizard casting the spell 'Ack-Ack' or 'Gatling'.
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2012-04-13, 08:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Magic Missile Pun
"Look at me.
Now look at you,
I just magic missiled.
Now I'm riding a horse."
"I'll magic your missile!"
"Have change for a dollar for some MISSILES OF MAGIC!?"
"Milk milk lemonade, round the corner MISSILES are made!"
"There once lived a man in Nantucket... that's it, I killed him with magic missile!"Murder is wrong... Unless it levels you up.
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2012-04-14, 09:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Magic Missile Pun
This is based on an old one, but
"I came here to chew gum and shoot magic missiles, and I'm all out of gum"