Amidus Drexel's Alliterative and Awe-Accentuating Anvil of Random Banter CLXXXVI

[Drakeburn]

Get a hold of yourself dude!

*slaps Blue Ghost silly*

[LaZodiac]

-opens mouth-
...
-closes mouth-
-blushes-

It's actually kind of inconvienant since I...you know, need underwear. I'm also missing some pants and shorts too...

And I know it's not my Mom throwing them out because she said they should be here, and she'd buy replacements if she was going to do that.

[absolmorph]

Looks like I'm a little late to the party. Well, I don't suppose it's too late to join in...

*freaks out screaming and glomping Absolmorph like everyone else*

OH GOD IT'S TOUCHING ME!
Hi.

It's actually kind of inconvienant since I...you know, need underwear. I'm also missing some pants and shorts too...

And I know it's not my Mom throwing them out because she said they should be here, and she'd buy replacements if she was going to do that.

Yeah, I know...

Underwear fairy? Has any money mysteriously appeared in its place?

[Amidus Drexel]

-opens mouth-
...
-closes mouth-
-blushes-

Heh.

You may not want to read the last page or two.

It's actually kind of inconvienant since I...you know, need underwear. I'm also missing some pants and shorts too...

And I know it's not my Mom throwing them out because she said they should be here, and she'd buy replacements if she was going to do that.

They are important (under-)garments, for sure.

Yeah, I know...

Underwear fairy? Has any money mysteriously appeared in its place?

Heh.

[LaZodiac]

OH GOD IT'S TOUCHING ME!
Hi.


Yeah, I know...

Underwear fairy? Has any money mysteriously appeared in its place?

Unfortunately no. I wouldn't mind as much if that was the case, because then whoever was stealing my panties would be atleast making it obvious that he/she was stealing them in the first place. As it is now I can only assume they got taken to the sock dimension in the washing or drying machine.

[Dimonite]

Hello person who everyone's freaking out about being back but I don't know since he left before I started posting in RB four and a half months ago!

Has it really only been that long? It feels like my whole life...

[LaZodiac]

Hello person who everyone's freaking out about being back but I don't know since he left before I started posting in RB four and a half months ago!

Has it really only been that long? It feels like my whole life...

To be fair the only reason me, Moony, and Blue care is because he's our personal friend and in our DND game. Sorry for making things seem wierd and possibly uncomfortable

[absolmorph]

Hello person who everyone's freaking out about being back but I don't know since he left before I started posting in RB four and a half months ago!

Has it really only been that long? It feels like my whole life...

It's kind of weird at first when you stop. You get used to checking it on a regular basis, and then you just kind of sit there going "What did I do on the internet before?".
Anyway...
Hello! I'm absolmorph, also called Absol. I read fanfiction and wait for people to notice that I mentioned significant life choices offhand and gave them little to no focus so they continue to go unnoticed. Nice to meet you!

To be fair the only reason me, Moony, and Blue care is because he's our personal friend and in our DND game. Sorry for making things seem wierd and possibly uncomfortable

How drunk did Theo get to handwave this?

[Dimonite]

To be fair the only reason me, Moony, and Blue care is because he's our personal friend and in our DND game. Sorry for making things seem wierd and possibly uncomfortable

Yesterday, one of my friends and I were hanging out with this girl he likes, and I had to stop him from honestly evaluating her worth in goats. NOTHING YOU DO IS WEIRD OR AWKWARD.

It's kind of weird at first when you stop. You get used to checking it on a regular basis, and then you just kind of sit there going "What did I do on the internet before?".
Anyway...
Hello! I'm absolmorph, also called Absol. I read fanfiction and wait for people to notice that I mentioned significant life choices offhand and gave them little to no focus so they continue to go unnoticed. Nice to meet you!


How drunk did Theo get to handwave this?

Hey! I'm Dimonite, or Dimonitus if you're secretly Kneen. I'm insane and so are my friends, so I tell weird stories sometimes.

[Amidus Drexel]

To be fair the only reason me, Moony, and Blue care is because he's our personal friend and in our DND game. Sorry for making things seem wierd and possibly uncomfortable

We here in RB should be used to others being (seemingly or otherwise) inordinately emotional (excited, depressed, anxious, angry, etc.) about any given event. Should I ever be truly uncomfortable with the contents of this thread, I'll be rather surprised at myself.

Yesterday, one of my friends and I were hanging out with this girl he likes, and I had to stop him from honestly evaluating her worth in goats. NOTHING YOU DO IS WEIRD OR AWKWARD.


Hey! I'm Dimonite, or Dimonitus if you're secretly Kneen. I'm insane and so are my friends, so I tell weird stories sometimes.

Case and point.

[Mutant Sheep]

Eh, they also hold my socks and the drawers themselves are hand-me-downs. But I like 'em =3

I do that too. But I add my marshmallow shirts.

Looks like I'm a little late to the party. Well, I don't suppose it's too late to join in...

*freaks out screaming and glomping Absolmorph like everyone else*

I would join in, but Absol is like, the badass pokemon. Scaree.

Hello person who everyone's freaking out about being back but I don't know since he left before I started posting in RB four and a half months ago!

Has it really only been that long? It feels like my whole life...

Ah, being a newbie in here. I remember it well.
*dissolve fade*
Moonie: YOU ARE A MISCREANT AND RUFFIAN.

Mutant: AUGH HIDE HIDE.

*resolves*


Edit: I kinda wanna talk Mariens and stuff, but aside from the politics I find myself digging into often, you is scary badass pokemon and a Mareep cannot dream of it.

[LaZodiac]

It's kind of weird at first when you stop. You get used to checking it on a regular basis, and then you just kind of sit there going "What did I do on the internet before?".
Anyway...
Hello! I'm absolmorph, also called Absol. I read fanfiction and wait for people to notice that I mentioned significant life choices offhand and gave them little to no focus so they continue to go unnoticed. Nice to meet you!


How drunk did Theo get to handwave this?

I noticed, I was just going to talk about it in private since I figured joining the militamarary was a more private thing.

Teodor did not, infact, get drunk. Infact, aside from crit shotting a few doors and being an awesome helper in combat, he hasn't done much very succesfully. He BOTCHED a drinking contest againest Carric and Bast. I'll tell you more about it later.

Also, Adalhard has a daughter made out of a city destroying daisy.

[AsteriskAmp]

I noticed, I was just going to talk about it in private since I figured joining the militamarary was a more private thing.

Teodor did not, infact, get drunk. Infact, aside from crit shotting a few doors and being an awesome helper in combat, he hasn't done much very succesfully. He BOTCHED a drinking contest againest Carric and Bast. I'll tell you more about it later.

Also, Adalhard has a daughter made out of a city destroying daisy.

Everything will make even less sense in context.

[MoonCat]

It's kind of weird at first when you stop. You get used to checking it on a regular basis, and then you just kind of sit there going "What did I do on the internet before?".
Anyway...
Hello! I'm absolmorph, also called Absol. I read fanfiction and wait for people to notice that I mentioned significant life choices offhand and gave them little to no focus so they continue to go unnoticed. Nice to meet you!
How drunk did Theo get to handwave this?

Yeah... military? WhaT? Also, does this mean you're leaving us again? and did you know you'd be cut off from internet? If so, why not tell us?

Also, you just misspelled Teodor's name-shortening.

I do that too. But I add my marshmallow shirts.

I would join in, but Absol is like, the badass pokemon. Scaree.


Ah, being a newbie in here. I remember it well.
*dissolve fade*
Moonie: YOU ARE A MISCREANT AND RUFFIAN.

Mutant: AUGH HIDE HIDE.

*resolves*


Edit: I kinda wanna talk Mariens and stuff, but aside from the politics I find myself digging into often, you is scary badass pokemon and a Mareep cannot dream of it.

I was not! I was all like "Gods, why wont this stupid drama queen with the dumb talking/spelling/personality SHUT THE **** UP and behave like someone befitting the title human?" And you were all like "HERP DERP STUPID COMMENTS"

Everything will make even less sense in context.

HYea,h I actually still have no idea have any of this works.

Also, Bast got a pet pseudodragon, tried to kill Adalhard, and I was gonna name the peudodragon Teodor if he left the group.

[LaZodiac]

Everything will make even less sense in context.

This is actually completely incorrect, it'll make total sense in context. Like how Bast got played with by a Succubus and Elden befriended said succubus.

[Mutant Sheep]

Yeah... military? WhaT? Also, does this mean you're leaving us again? and did you know you'd be cut off from internet? If so, why not tell us?

Also, you just misspelled Teodor's name-shortening.



I was not! I was all like "Gods, why wont this stupid drama queen with the dumb talking/spelling/personality SHUT THE **** UP and behave like someone befitting the title human?" And you were all like "HERP DERP STUPID COMMENTS"

I believe he just did, moon.

Muh.

Drama QUEEN? Should I go and try and force a claim of King or just be happy with the title? (Mehitude is being meeeeeh at me. Make. Stoooooooop. It.... Music absorbs my woooooooes. But then I have to stop listening because of my sad lack of headphones/actual music player.)

[Blue Ghost]

This is actually completely incorrect, it'll make total sense in context. Like how Bast got played with by a Succubus and Elden befriended said succubus.

And how Juniper had to be restrained from killing said succubus, and may or may not be learning psionics from said succubus.

[AsteriskAmp]

And how Juniper had to be restrained from killing said succubus, and may or may not be learning psionics from said succubus.

And how we got items from her. And he wasn't actually physically restrained.

[enderlord99]

Let me fill you in on some details of what has changed, Absol:

• Almost everyone became fans of a specific childrens' cartoon nigh simultaneously
• Mutant Sheep, araveanitsuga, and possibly Atlantean Troll are all against that show
• I (not that you've heard of me) am not obsessed with that show, having only watched 2 episodes EVER and having only half of my avatar (rather than the whole thing) based on it (Hey, it's a trend)
• There is a minecraft server unofficially affiliated with the forum
• Skyrim is popular
• Great Old Ones other than you have visited multiple times
• I am not obsessing over that show! I've only ever watched 2 episodes! Only once each!
• ...that was obsessive, wasn't it?
• NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[absolmorph]

I noticed, I was just going to talk about it in private since I figured joining the militamarary was a more private thing.

Teodor did not, infact, get drunk. Infact, aside from crit shotting a few doors and being an awesome helper in combat, he hasn't done much very succesfully. He BOTCHED a drinking contest againest Carric and Bast. I'll tell you more about it later.

Also, Adalhard has a daughter made out of a city destroying daisy.

Eh, I'll keep my reasons for it (mostly) private, but given that it's going to be a major part of my life (and have a significant impact on my personality, and be my occupation for 4 years), I'm willing to talk a bit about it.

...
Dammit, my characters screw up even when I'm not around to do it myself.

I do that too. But I add my marshmallow shirts.

I would join in, but Absol is like, the badass pokemon. Scaree.


Ah, being a newbie in here. I remember it well.
*dissolve fade*
Moonie: YOU ARE A MISCREANT AND RUFFIAN.

Mutant: AUGH HIDE HIDE.

*resolves*


Edit: I kinda wanna talk Mariens and stuff, but aside from the politics I find myself digging into often, you is scary badass pokemon and a Mareep cannot dream of it.

There's plenty to talk about with joining the Marines without getting into politics!
Like what my MOS is, when I'm going to boot camp, what I have to do to make sure I make it, etc.
(Also, I'm actually really cuddly)

I haven't even looked at his sheet in months, Luna! And I'm bad at names to begin with! So NYEH! -blows a raspberry at you-

[LaZodiac]

And how we got items from her. And he wasn't actually physically restrained.

She was actually restrained.

[DraPrime]

Exhaustion. Exams. Breathing problems. Insomnia. Studying. Things. Arghghrghbhlme.

I'm tired.

[Elemental]

I dunno, you might have a rocky time of it.

...

Ba dum tsh?

That was one of the worst puns ever. And I mean it.

Agreed. (although the "standing out in the sun" would probably be more desirable in a cooler climate than Australia, I don't think I'd like it much either) I will attempt to be properly awake and coherent upon this event, should it come to pass.

Also, I just noticed your avatar (which has not disappeared, as I had previously thought). Nice!

Indeed. And I have never tolerated the heat very well.
Also, I find it's a good idea to be properly awake and coherent upon any event save for waking up and going to bed.

I found an old steak knife in my underwear drawer once.

It had that thin layer of stuff you get on knives if you leave steak juices on them for too long.

...And when I found it, I realized it'd been there for... oh, at least since middle school.

Huh... Usually I find coins due to my habit of just dropping them in there. I should count up my change one of these days.

You guys have underwear drawers? Swanky.

It's not swanky... Isn't traditional to have a drawer to put one's underwear in? Admittedly, I also have a separate draw for my socks and one for my pyjamas, but... Doesn't everyone?

Hey! I'm Dimonite, or Dimonitus if you're secretly Kneen. I'm insane and so are my friends, so I tell weird stories sometimes.

Now I feel like conducting a series of tests to check how many people are secretly Kneenibble...
I will travel to Winnipeg and open a shop on the high street selling budgies, opals and other exotic Australian goods and count the number of stylishly apparelled individuals who stop by.
By chance, one or more of them will be likely to be Kneenibble.

[Devmaar]

Yesterday, one of my friends and I were hanging out with this girl he likes, and I had to stop him from honestly evaluating her worth in goats. NOTHING YOU DO IS WEIRD OR AWKWARD.

When discussing how my girlfriend's father would disapprove of our relationship, a friend suggested I buy her marriage. He, my girlfriend and I then discussed how many goats that would require and possible means of obtaining them. I turned out to be quite feasible, if it became necessary.

ion, a few hours ago, I decided I wasn't going to sleep tonight. I don't remember what my reasoning was, but I'm beginning to suspect it was unsound.

[Blue Ghost]

When discussing how my girlfriend's father would disapprove of our relationship, a friend suggested I buy her marriage. He, my girlfriend and I then discussed how many goats that would require and possible means of obtaining them. I turned out to be quite feasible, if it became necessary.

ion, a few hours ago, I decided I wasn't going to sleep tonight. I don't remember what my reasoning was, but I'm beginning to suspect it was unsound.

I hear that a night without sleep is an effective temporary remedy for depression. I might try that sometime, if I get desperate.

[Elemental]

I hear that a night without sleep is an effective temporary remedy for depression. I might try that sometime, if I get desperate.

I wouldn't recommend it. This fringes on medical advice, but not sleeping can make a person sick and being sick usually makes a person feel worse.
At least, it does in my case.

In simpler terms, don't always believe what you hear.

[Mutant Sheep]

I hear that a night without sleep is an effective temporary remedy for depression. I might try that sometime, if I get desperate.

I can vouch for this method, but avoid spending it doing anything related to either nostalgia or sadness. Nostalgia because you get sad and it makes you sleepy, making it harder, and sadness because t also makes it harder. But Once you hit your 30th hour, you get pretty sated with life and contentness starts to flow. You wind up feeling like crap later, but it does put the depression down for a few days, and it doesn't come back stronger unless you get into mindgames.

[Mynxae]

That was one of the worst puns ever. And I mean it.

Not my fault I'm funny.

Starcraft 2 still not working? I poked Sheepie earlier but I go no response *glares at le Sheep*

[MoonCat]

First Knowledge Bowl competition of the year tomorrow. It's gonna be awesome!

Also, I get to spend an entire day out of school showing off my knowledge and my parents willingly buy me treats for lunch to take along. I'm so happy.

[Kneenibble]

SHEEP

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING SHEEP

*hugs Sheep*

I hear that a night without sleep is an effective temporary remedy for depression. I might try that sometime, if I get desperate.

The few hours of weird mood chemicals in the morning that get squeezed out in this process are followed by a nosedive into the worst funk you can imagine about 1:00. Believe me: I've gone plenty of nights without sleep in my goofy and irresponsible life. It's rubbish, walking death, and hell.

The negative effects last at least another day.

Now I feel like conducting a series of tests to check how many people are secretly Kneenibble...
I will travel to Winnipeg and open a shop on the high street selling budgies, opals and other exotic Australian goods and count the number of stylishly apparelled individuals who stop by.
By chance, one or more of them will be likely to be Kneenibble.

I would know the shop were a trap, and still be helpless not to patronize it.

Can you actually do this please? I will be your biggest customer.