The most disturbing/lecherous belkar strip

[Erek Garnsfel]

Belkar is the epitome of Chaotic evil. He is a tiny, destructive, lecherous, little demon. We all know this. But when was his most lecherous/disturbing moment?

[TinSoldier]

Offhand, I would say trying to check V's gender while she/he was a lizard.

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0177.html

[Erek Garnsfel]

true dat. That was creepy

[Balesirion]

The whole hitting on Roy thing was just ... ughhh ... really creepy to me.

[Demented]

Acting to annoy Roy is just that, an act. Still, merely holding that salsa....
Checking out lizard-formed V is simple curiosity.
Contemplating manual owlbear creation? Speaking of V: Evan's... Spiked... Tentacles...

Thinking that leprosy is a valid excuse for dropping a limb?
Creepy.

[Vindemiatrix]

Gender-checking V. Definitely.

[Kjata]

Not an option, but I think it is "Check out the Belkstar in his swanky new hat" when he killed Yikyik

[Aimbot]

Kissing V.

I'd like to think I would establish gender before swapping saliva regardless of my state of intoxication.

But since that's not an option... Alone.

[Aldebaran]

I voted the first one, though I had a hard time deciding between "Alone" and the lizard gender checking...

[Mitheria]

The salsa. Definitely the salsa.

[The honest illusionist]

Belkar kissing V deserves mentioning on that poll, methinks.

But I voted for the "...alone" option anyway.

[detrevni]

The salsa. Definitely the salsa.

i agree that was nasty

[Mewtroid]

I don't think the V gender check counts. V's gender is such a mystery, and V seems to go to such lengths to keep it that way, that honestly, if the thought had occured to me I might well have done the same thing. Probably not, but it's a possibility.

If I did I would have done it by picking V up and turning him/her over rather than grabbing him/her by the tail and yanking upwards, though.

I'm in favor of Alone.... myself.

[onikun86]

The whole hitting on Roy thing was just ... ughhh ... really creepy to me.

Not as creepy to you as it was to him!

I voted for "alone" as well.

I didn't find the salsa/chips part with Yok-yok as disturbing as I found it funny though.

[Fenix]

Leprosy, Alone second. But I find these funny rather than disturbing :D

[Angela Christine]

I don't think the V gender check counts. V's gender is such a mystery, and V seems to go to such lengths to keep it that way, that honestly, if the thought had occured to me I might well have done the same thing. Probably not, but it's a possibility.

If I did I would have done it by picking V up and turning him/her over rather than grabbing him/her by the tail and yanking upwards, though.

I'd be tempted, sure, but I don't think I'd risk it. From V's perspective you are still manhandling his/her naked body in a very undignified way, and V is going to remember that when returned to his/her regular form. "My vengeance shall be prolonged, diminutive cretin."


Now that I think about it, naked lizard V riding on Durkon's bald head is pretty disturbing too.

[Aimbot]

I wouldn't do it, but only because I know that you need a probe and a steady hand to determine the sex of a lizard.

Maybe Haley's Lockpick would work...

[Demented]

Okay, now THAT would be disturbing.

[Adeptus]

Offhand, I would say trying to check V's gender while she/he was a lizard.

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0177.html

Aww... but that was just sound empirical thinking. As a science major I've got to appreciate that.

[Quantum Toast]

I think I'll go with the "...alone" one. If only because he's deliberately being disturbing there. The lizard-gender thing seems more like plain curiosity to me, and I don't even remember the leprosy one.

[TinSoldier]

I don't think the V gender check counts. V's gender is such a mystery, and V seems to go to such lengths to keep it that way, that honestly, if the thought had occured to me I might well have done the same thing. Probably not, but it's a possibility.

If I did I would have done it by picking V up and turning him/her over rather than grabbing him/her by the tail and yanking upwards, though.

I'm in favor of Alone.... myself.

V doesn't seem to purposely keep it a mystery... I think that he/she assumes that everyone knows his or her gender. The fact that his or her gender is a mystery doesn't occur to Vaarsuvius.

[BardicLasher]

V knows that Belkar doesn't know because Belkar has ADMITTED to not knowing. HOWEVER, V probably assumes that the average person who has a wisdom higher than that of a lemming knows.

[ElphabaFanatic]

I think "Alone..." is the worst. He was DELIBRATELY trying to creep out Roy. AND IT WORKED!

I think I'll go dip my brain in acid now.

Or something along the lines of that.

[Aimbot]

Okay, now THAT would be disturbing.

Yeah, I think the result would be several delayed blast fireballs to the face.

Frankly I'd cop a feel on the humanoid V if I was that desperate, but I'm not curious enough to risk the fact that I occupy space...

[Mr.Burn]

'Are you feeling ok? I'm really worried about you." Priceless

[Esclados]

I think it's kinda disturbing that Belkar acting homosexual is way more disturbing to most people than Belkar hacking people's heads off and using them for hats, or salsa dip.

[Aimbot]

I think it's kinda disturbing that Belkar acting homosexual is way more disturbing to most people than Belkar hacking people's heads off and using them for hats, or salsa dip.

Not people. Kobolds. They're walking EXP, only they don't walk for all that long.

[Demented]

If YikYik was a raccoon or fox (or wolf or bear for those druids out there), we'd be all for hacking his head off and using him as a hat.
Raw meat makes very poor salsa though.

[Esclados]

Not people. Kobolds. They're walking EXP, only they don't walk for all that long.

Pff. Read Goblins and then say that. ( http://www.goblinscomic.com plug plug plug )

[The Extinguisher]

He wasn't acting homosexual. He was trying to disturb Roy. And technically he was a girl...

but "...Alone" definitely wins. That ran a shiver down my spine