Fantasy Beverage Company

[Jenn]

Good afternoon playground!

Does anyone have any witty or clever names for a beverage company that could exist in a fantasy world?

I encourage anachronisms and puns.

[inuyasha]

fizzymead, the fizzy wonderful soft drink!

[QuintonBeck]

Meadafina, ahh, refreshing!

Groga Cola (Founded by a real barbarian!)

Royal Cola! It's what the king drinks! (Also, actually a cola but with wordplay hooray!)

[Jenn]

Just so I don't forget it later, I'm gonna throw this one down here.

AC Cola

[Mutazoia]

• Behir Beer
• Darkmantle Ale
• Dwarven Spirits - 1D6 shades in every bottle
• Tako Saki (double pun here if you speak Japanese)
• Sylph Malt Liquor

[Jenn]

I might need to narrow this down a little. I am thinking more along the lines of a soft drink company which puts out a number of beverages (which I have already named, but would love to hear more of.)

[Flickerdart]

The closest overlap between brand identity and fantasy would probably be traveling salesmen with product named things like "Doctor Elfmann's Revitalizing Tonic Elixir Solution".

[Erock]

Behold Our Beverages.
+5 Beverage.

[Bulhakov]

Troll Juice - may taste like troll piss but it cures hangovers and your liver will thank you for it! (liver regenerative effect limited to alcohol poisoning, no effect on other poisons, fire, magic, stabbing, slashing or blunt damage)

*Edited for illithid lawsuit prevention ;)

[Beleriphon]

Troll Juice - may taste like troll piss but it cures hangovers and your liver will thank you for it! (liver regenerative effect limited to alcohol poisoning, no effect on other poisons, fire, magic, stabbing or blunt damage)

You forgot slashing damage! I hope you enjoy illithid law firms.

[Hamste]

I personally like Cloaker Cola

[Jay R]

In Bored of the Rings, Frito has an Orca-Cola,

[Bulhakov]

Some additional direct parodies of real company names that come to mind:
Valley Dew
Fey Sprite
Minute Maiden
Seafolk Punch
Feygo

[Arkhosia]

Elemental Chaos
It's plane great!
Comes in Magma Mix (xtra caffeine!) and Aerial Bliss (xtra sugar!)
Owned by the Astral-cola company.


Rust monster energy drink?

[TheStranger]

Royal Crown Cola - your choice whether it's made by the king, or if it's just marketing.

[Black Jester]

Our Shadowrun games of old (before the game was effectively killed by Year of the Comet and then exhumed and publicly mocked in the RPG equivalent of Formosius during the Cadaver Synod) had quite a few unique brand names, mostly to avoid confusion and to act as a running gag.

Victory Cigarettes (named after the same brand used in 1984 and notable for being so poorly made that you have to keep them in the balance or the tobacco falls out)

Behemoth Beer (based on Elephant Beer, but specifically marketed to Trolls, only available in 5 l cans)

Purity Nectar /Unity Nectar / Nectar Royal (an energy drink produced by the Universal Brotherhood)

MEAT! The Drink (it is a softdrink and it tastes like steak. its great success spawned a franchise and a series of cheap knock-offs, including LONG PORK!, the drink for the cosmopolitan Ghoul of today, and in tradition with Shadowrun writing styles the more extreme German version Wurstwasser)

[Jenn]

Owned by the Astral-cola company.

That is pretty close to, if not exactly, what I am looking for. :)

If anyone's creative juices are still flowing, however, feel free to post!

[Scow2]

I can't claim any credit for Erasmus' Razzle Dazzle Root Beer. That goes to Sierra's Quest for Glory series.

[elliott20]

Also stolen from Quest For Glory

Djinn Sling
Troll Sweat - It tastes like troll sweat, it smells like troll sweat, it looks like troll sweat... *character passes out*
Dragon's Breath - Kills you in the first game when you try it.

[BWR]

Bouncy Bubble Beverage FTW!

I'm sure it can be adapted to a more traditional fantasy setting.

So could Slurm.

[Thrudd]

Bloodweiser - official sponsor of the Blood Bowl

Croak-a-Cola (favorite of lizardmen)

[Segev]

The Yuan Tea Company?

[Tyndmyr]

Fresh out of ideas for the company...but flavors, oh my.

Delectable Dwarf(ie, ale flavored).
Smoked Maple Bacon Chocolate Soda. (also, it exists in real life)
Elven Blood Drink(made from real elves!)

[Randel]

SoGood fruit juice smoothies - All natural juices enchanted with Goodberry. Think something like Sobe.

Each bottle has enough nutrients to act as a whole meal while healing a few points of damage.

[Coidzor]

Well, if it works in real life, why not in fantasy?

[Arkhosia]

Here's a few, though not all are beverage companies:

Beholder Art appraisal

Displacer Beastiaries

Trek-si Cola:
the best beverages for the best adventures!

[vorpalkitten]

Travel to the Asgard Brewery today! Drinks and brawls beyond mortal kin!

Some of their (in)famous products:

Loki-Ate Brawl
Thor's Hammer (quite a kick!)
Lionheart
Fall of Giants
Ragnarok (consume at the multiverse's risk)

[Alabenson]

* Kuo-toa Cola, and their rival Pixie Cola
* Sprite
* Red Dragon energy drink (tastes good, but tends to give you heartburn)

[nedz]

Old King Cola

Dragonade

Red Dragon — you can guess the strapline

[cucchulainnn]

ewwwwww, that's disgusting. i'll never go an other 15 minutes with out a slurm again.