favoriet OotS quote

[Zephra]

I just like reading these.

Prison changed thog...quickly!

[No_constraints]

It's funny, all the best quotes seem to come from thog!

Thog not get references.

[Mr_Saturn]

What's a "fenix"?

[GoldenKitsune]

I would just like to point out that my ghost will be both angry and vengeful, and will retain all my spellcasting powers.

[Skippy]

There are a lot of great quotes!!! like:

"Dude, do not taunt the God-killing abomination" - Loki
"Bluff, bluff, bluff the stupid ogre" - Elan
"I prepared Explosive Runes this morning" - V'

[Aldebaran]

And so begins another conversation that will test the encumbrance limits of my sanity.

Plus,the one in my signature

[aanimo]

PUPPETS!

Thog get in touch with inner greenness

[Lòkki Gallansbayne]

Ahh, too many to choose. V has some great ones, e.g.:-

I prepared explosive runes this morning. (already mentioned, I know)
I'm preoccupied telling the laws of physics to shut up and sit down!

I can't remember it off hand, but there's the song Elan sings when Belkar first meets Yokyok.

Almost everything that comes out of Thog's mouth is comedy gold.

Goddamnit I can't choose. :(

[Blood]

There are way too many too choose from. I could give an endless list of quotes that all made me laugh so hard that it's impossible to choose one over the other.

[PaladinFreak]

"If you see any of your allies, kill them and take their magic items for your self."
"You got it, boss"
"While singing the complete score to 'Meet Me in St. Louis.'"
"Meet me in St. Louis, Louis, Meet me at the fair..."
"I love being evil"

[WiccanWolf]

My siggy is still my all time favorite quote. I will get the shirt too one day.

^.".^

[Khantalas]

"Behold you fate, creatures of darkness!

"Your demise is at hand, for I wield arcane power beyond your feeble goblin reasoning!

"The forces of the very cosmos are mine to command, and yet still you cannot comprehend the dark dismal end in store for you and your wicked compatriots. Nay! Your little brains can only leave you gasping in horror as I bend reality to my very will!

"The magic I wield is capable of rending asunder the universe - nay, the whole of the multiverse, and in fact is wasted on such pitiful creatures as yourself. But I shall bring it to bear nonetheless, and you shall rue the day I chose to wreak such unimaginable havoc on your lives with the sheer power of my arcane works. And lo, in days and years to come, when children come to play in the smoking crater that once held your den of evil, they shall know nothing of your wicked deeds, but all shall feel the echose of the power..." - Vaarsuvius

AND

"I am chaotic." - Belkar

[Spiky]

I rest easy knowing that your revenge requires you to first outsmart someone's mount.

[TigerHunter]

If you don't mind, I'm a little preoccupied telling the laws of physics to shut up and shut down.

[PaladinFreak]

"The Pied Piper's got no reason to worry about job security"

[Jeff_the_pirate]

"I think I just had an evilgasm" - Xykon. I actually laughed when I read that one

[Grim Oswald]

"I think I just had an evilgasm" - Xykon. I actually laughed when I read that one

I have to agree with you on that. Team Evil gets all the good lines. And of course.

"Gate? What gate?"

[Saurous]

*Grammar Nazi mode* You misspelled "favorite" as "favoriet"

*Returns to normal* I'd have to say my favorite OotS quotes are:

"If you make me sail a ship made of hobgoblin corpses across the ocean, I will find a way to make you pay"- Redcloak

"but thog just finished step 3: stuff potato salad into giant wooden alpaca!- Thog

[Captain van der Decken]

Thog's Nale speech while in prison.

[Shikton]

"WOOOOOO I'm invisible!"

Which is incidentally the first OotS t-shirt I bought. ^^

[Nevrmore]

"Where to?"
- Captain Julio Scoundrèl

[Mr.Burn]

I think I just failed a spot check
Well this looks like a good place to rest.
You call that Skinny thing a Weapon? I could Sunder that by Speaking too Loudly!
Evan's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion!
I work with the tools ive been given. Sue me.

[Lòkki Gallansbayne]

"I GOT A 4! DID YOU HEAR ME? I GOT-"

Also, "Welcome, righteous warrior. You have defeated the sacred tests necessary to- AHHH! What are you - you're slashing my soft defenseless flesh with your axe! Why??"

[DrowWolfrider]

I love the smell of bat guano in the morning. Smells like... victory.

[Tiako]

Beware, Xykon dominates this post:

Oh right, because it was laundry night, and I had trouble getting the blood off my robes.

Y'know, I've destroyed entire towns, and the most I've gotten from the surviving families were a few snarky comments. You, sir, have a serious problem with over reaction.
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Wow, what a waste of time.

Yeah, pretty much.

No, seriously, that's pathetic.

I am well ware of that sir.

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sacrificing minions: Is there anything it can't solve?

Hey, I just regenerated a finger. Guess which one!

Thanks! the conjuring of his immortal soul saved me the inconvenience of digging out the spare set I keep in my desk.

I've got two words for goblin moral: goblin zombies.

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If you knew all this time, why did you keep sending goblin to their deaths?

Because I'm BORED!
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So much for subtlety. Let;s try the direct approach.

That's not the "Redcloak dresses in drag" plan, right?

We'll save that for later.
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You should pray to your dozen gods he doesn't ask for my advice on the matter.

Dude, Xykon NEVER asks your advice on stuff like that.

*sigh* Yes, I know, I was trying to...ugh, never mind.
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remember paladin, anger leads to hate, hate leads to...fear? Or is it suffering? I can never remember how this goes.

No no, it's fear leads to anger, anger leads to suffering, and suffering leads to the dark side.

Are you sure? Because I really thought "hate" was in there someplace.

Hmm, maybe you're right, that does sort of sound familiar...

Doesn't something lead to "gluttony"?

No, that's something else.

Look, the point is, it's a net gain for Team Us?

I'm guessing "stupidity" also has a place in that progression.

You have no idea.


I love Xykon & Co.

[Draz74]

: I think I just failed a Spot check.

: If by "lose the ogre" you mean, "picked up two of his friends," then yes.

: Look, I found all these free swords. They were in my spleen.

Goblin: Hi, we're here to kill everyone?

Eugene: Would it kill you to Speak With Dead once in a while to let your mother and me know how you're doing?

: I love the smell of bat guano in the morning. Smells like ... victory.

: In the future, remind me to wait until late afternoon before insulting Vaarsuvius.
: ... at the earliest.

... and that's just in the first 20 strips. Hmmmm, I probably shouldn't spend the time fishing out all my favorite quotes.

[Reptilius]

PUPPETS!

Thog get in touch with inner greenness

thog get in touch with outer greenness too.

[PaladinFreak]

Trigak the Chimera: I'm not comfortable being grapple there!!

[beholder]

Belkar--"windstriker? what the hell's a wind-AARGH"

[Beelzebub1111]

Thor: "Never Mind, he said he doesn't want to join"
Odin: "Awww, But I like puppets..."