favoriet OotS quote

[EBass]

Turn Undead!
Bolster Undead!
Stab Undead!

[Talyn]

I won't rest until I've avenged your death and proven you wrong in one swift stroke!

[otakuryoga]

which strip # is the evilgasm in?

[ABChristine]

"promise me... that you'll... *cough* ...you'll dispose of my body in the waste receptacles... conveniently located by the theatre exits..."

[Talyn]

The term is "Smite Evil," not "bump uglies."

*laughs the night away*

[jmsnclr]

I forget which # this was from but....


"I think I just had an Evilgasm"

[EvilGasm]

which strip # is the evilgasm in?

#197 - You can find it here

[the quinn]

Personaly i like:
You call it "Trouser Titan"
NOT THE POINT

[Black Mage]

"I think I just had an evilgasm" - Xykon. Best. Line. Ever. I laughed so hard when I read this.

[Kaiox]

"Sir we've checked three times., There are no magical portals under your bed that lead to alternate universes in which longrunning subplots are resolved"

Oh yes, we also need Thog Scared

[TheAnimal]

Wooooooo! Somebody look up the Armor Class on the Beast with Two Backs!

[A_S]

Most of the best are already mentioned, but there are a couple left:

From #219:
You appear to be injured. Would you like me to lay hands upon you?
...
Nah, you know what? I'll let that pass, too obvious.

...and from #220:
So what we've learned today is that Roy would rather be touched by a short hairy man than a hot kung-fu chick.
Shut up.

Also, not really a quote, but funny nonetheless, from #111:
stab

[Lithitemir]

Made me laugh, and still does when I look back at it.


Tree: Im gonna eat you.

[ExHunterEmerald]

"You're trying to kill me, you fruit-filled bastard!"

[comprehensive]

"Thog like costume. Thog get in touch with inner greeness."
Cap'n Scoundrel: "But... you're green on the outside."
"Thog get in touch with his outer greeness too."
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"You know, the first two I should've seen coming. The leprechaun costume? Not so much."
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-String of nonsense... for more than 150 strips in a row-

[jmsnclr]

#197 - You can find it here

Thanks for the reference#. I laughed so hard when I read this.

[Calenestel]

Among my very most favourites.

I would just like to point out that my ghost will be both angry and vengeful, and will retain all my spellcasting powers.

I love the smell of bat guano in the morning. Smells like... victory.

If you don't mind, I'm a little preoccupied telling the laws of physics to shut up and shut down.

I rest easy knowing that your revenge requires you to first outsmart someone's mount.

Evan's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion!

Fascinating. I cannot help but notice that the disintegrated remains of a dragon are indistinguishable from those of a human, or a halfling, or a dwarf.

The mysterious Vaarsuvius, keeper of a thousand arcane secrets.
And each one would drive you MAD! MAD!

I've got a thing for elven spellcasters. Ask my RPG group.

The only one quote that's really on his/her/its level would be one that I have in my signature. Guess which one. Heh...

Aure Entuluva!
Calenestel

[Cleverdan22]

Hinjo: "Uhoh, the teacher's gonna keep us after school."

[Awesome Girl]

You know the " I think I just had an evilgasm" thing? Well I'm probably the only one who doesn't get it. So would someone kindly tell me what it means?

[ABChristine]

So help me, if you make me sail a ship made of hobgoblin corpses across the ocean, i will find a way to make you pay.

[Dragor]

Just like a Vin Diesel movie!

Clot, clot, clot my bleeding arteries!

[Ayya the Fearsome]

bull rush tackle hug!

[armatil]

Can everyone stop using the word "bone" as a verb?!?

That was funny!

seconded.

also:

"thog reluctantly forced to agree."

[A_S]

You know the " I think I just had an evilgasm" thing? Well I'm probably the only one who doesn't get it. So would someone kindly tell me what it means?

Xykon enjoys evil so much that when he's faced with the concentration of evil he faced in that comic, it's like having an orgasm, only evil...thus, evilgasm.

[Spiryt]

It's all your fault. Stupid d4 hit dice.

[ironballs]

Here's one of my faivorate: from #42:
Belkar:
"Woot! I am the most badass halfling Ever ! - in your face Eligah Woods !"

[silverclaw]

Run my little chunks of XP, run

I got a riddle for you. What's green and black, squeals like a pig, and has two pieces of steel where it's lungs used to be? You.

We thought it best that she keep searching

Is your teenaged sister, in fact, a hottie? Smoking or otherwise?

It's like my birthday came early, only instead of birthday cake, there are dead humans.


Nope.... Charge
*sniff* This is the happiest moment of my life

[Setra]

Everything I did, I did for my people.

[Darkuwa]

I'm gonna pack up my gear and go rescue Elan!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I'm gonna pack up my gear and go rescue the entire rest of the part!