The Dreamer has awoken.

[Luna_Mayflower]

So, by the majesty of beyond the veil, the OOTS prophetic insights have returned to me in my slumber. All that follows is both true and 95.67% likely to happen in the strip in the near future:

+V was a vampire! Malack was the one who turned her, and Durkon wasn't a vampire. I can only assume this is some sort of prequel, and V is raised before the events of the pyramid.
+V was confirmed as female.
+There was a wedding between vampire V and Malack.
+Laurin was helping V with the dress.
+Xykon, wearing southern attire, was the best man.
+V seemed to still be under Malack's command, being worrying as she may not accept to be his wife if she had free will.
+V was really happy though, and so was Malack, so it was a great day for all.

As I say, I predict this is a prequel of sorts, likely to be shown in the main strip as a flashback concerning V/Malack.

I hope you enjoyed this prophetic insight, and do let me know your thoughts on what's to come.

[MrMercury]

what
This is......
just...
what..................

[DaggerPen]

what
This is......
just...
what..................

Luna Mayflower has a... distinct sense of humor.

[Jaxzan Proditor]

So, by the majesty of beyond the veil, the OOTS prophetic insights have returned to me in my slumber. All that follows is both true and 95.67% likely to happen in the strip in the near future:

+V was a vampire! Malack was the one who turned her, and Durkon wasn't a vampire. I can only assume this is some sort of prequel, and V is raised before the events of the pyramid.
+V was confirmed as female.
+There was a wedding between vampire V and Malack.
+Laurin was helping V with the dress.
+Xykon, wearing southern attire, was the best man.
+V seemed to still be under Malack's command, being worrying as she may not accept to be his wife if she had free will.
+V was really happy though, and so was Malack, so it was a great day for all.

As I say, I predict this is a prequel of sorts, likely to be shown in the main strip as a flashback concerning V/Malack.

I hope you enjoyed this prophetic insight, and do let me know your thoughts on what's to come.

Hmm. Weren't we supposed to stop the spoof theories?
Also, in your theory, how did Malak and Vaarsuvius meet in the first place? And how was Vaarsuvius raised?

[CaDzilla]

So, by the majesty of beyond the veil, the OOTS prophetic insights have returned to me in my slumber. All that follows is both true and 95.67% likely to happen in the strip in the near future:

+V was a vampire! Malack was the one who turned her, and Durkon wasn't a vampire. I can only assume this is some sort of prequel, and V is raised before the events of the pyramid.
+V was confirmed as female.
+There was a wedding between vampire V and Malack.
+Laurin was helping V with the dress.
+Xykon, wearing southern attire, was the best man.
+V seemed to still be under Malack's command, being worrying as she may not accept to be his wife if she had free will.
+V was really happy though, and so was Malack, so it was a great day for all.

As I say, I predict this is a prequel of sorts, likely to be shown in the main strip as a flashback concerning V/Malack.

I hope you enjoyed this prophetic insight, and do let me know your thoughts on what's to come.

How do you know that this chain of events wasn't in a dream sequence?

[Socksy]

This is adorable! Laurin and V trying on dresses and eeeeEEEEEEE!

Perhaps Tarquin could learn a lesson about marriage from Malack.

[12owlbears]

Their is a problem with this theory v is neutral if she/he was a vampire she/he would be evil.

[Gift Jeraff]

do let me know your thoughts on what's to come.

Here are my thoughts on what's to come:

+V will be a vampire! Malack will be the one who turned her, and Durkon won't be a vampire. I can only assume this will be some sort of prequel, and V will be raised before the events of the pyramid.
+V will be confirmed as female.
+There will be a wedding between vampire V and Malack.
+Laurin will help V with the dress.
+Xykon, wearing southern attire, will be the best man.
+V will be under Malack's command, worried as she may not accept to be his wife if she had free will.
+V will be really happy though, and so will Malack, so it will be a great day for all.

[NihhusHuotAliro]

Ah, Luna.

Never change. We love you just the way you are, and it always makes my day that much better when I can read your posts. You remind me of my cousin.

Sincerely,

Nihhus.

[Zea mays]

Please describe what constitutes 'southern attire?' Just so, if I ever turn into a lich and get invited to a quasi-incestuous vampire wedding, I'll know what to wear.

[NihhusHuotAliro]

Please describe what constitutes 'southern attire?' Just so, if I ever turn into a lich and get invited to a quasi-incestuous vampire wedding, I'll know what to wear.

http://mojo.dailybruin.com/wp-conten...gby.pic-07.jpg

The blue dress in the middle is southern attire.

[Living Oxymoron]

+Laurin was helping V with the dress.

But Laurin doesn't seem to like elves... dream again and explain that.

[Socksy]

But Laurin doesn't seem to like elves... dream again and explain that.

Perhaps she thinks the only good elf is a dead elf, and V's a vampire, so...

[Luna_Mayflower]

This is adorable! Laurin and V trying on dresses and eeeeEEEEEEE!

Perhaps Tarquin could learn a lesson about marriage from Malack.

My thoughts exactly. I can't wait for this to become manifest in the strip.

[Oddity222]

Odd, this is the second of three threads(mine is the third, and Chronos' is the first) appearing in a short time. Maybe when the Snarl awoken, it started to send those dreams...

[YossarianLives]

Who was the flower girl?

Thog?

[dps]

+Xykon, wearing southern attire

Exactly what does that mean? Was he dressed like Colonel Sanders?

[Skorj]

Exactly what does that mean? Was he dressed like Colonel Sanders?

Lots of planets have a South*. What is the culture in the South in OOTS, anyway?

More than anything in OOTS, I've longed for a world map annotated with adventures, like you can buy for Tolkien's universe. I just have no sense of geography here.

*A cookie to the first one to get the joke.

[Loreweaver15]

Who was the flower girl?

Thog?

Now it's canon, and you can't take it back :P

[Luna_Mayflower]

I know we're not meant to think of things like death and politics on this forum, but do you think that Malack, in real life, would marry me, V or Josh Haber?

[Gnome Alone]

I know we're not meant to think of things like death and politics on this forum, but do you think that Malack, in real life, would marry me, V or Josh Haber?

That depends: are any of you death-worshipping undead monstrosities?

[Peelee]

Lots of planets have a South*. What is the culture in the South in OOTS, anyway?

More than anything in OOTS, I've longed for a world map annotated with adventures, like you can buy for Tolkien's universe. I just have no sense of geography here.

*A cookie to the first one to get the joke.

I'll take a cookie from before Matt Smith took over.

[ChaosArchon]

I'll take a cookie from before Matt Smith took over.

I'd prefer a cookie from the Christopher Eccleston era personally

[Skorj]

I'd prefer a cookie from the Christopher Eccleston era personally

One Cookie for ChaosArchon. I think it was the first reboot episode. Eccleston said in an interview that he didn't like the idea that The Doctor always had "received pronunciation", and why couldn't he have a regional accent? Heck, we saw John Pertwee's tattoo (from his time in the Royal Navy) in the shower in his first Doctor Who episode. I always wanted in-character backstory for that one - drunken night out, or cobra cult?

[Conte_Vincero]

Wait I'm confused is this before or after Malak changed his name to Jake the Snake

[Mando Knight]

I always wanted in-character backstory for that one - drunken night out, or cobra cult?

Or, more boringly, do time lords sometimes simply regenerate bearing random tattoos?

[Peelee]

One Cookie for ChaosArchon. I think it was the first reboot episode. Eccleston said in an interview that he didn't like the idea that The Doctor always had "received pronunciation", and why couldn't he have a regional accent? Heck, we saw John Pertwee's tattoo (from his time in the Royal Navy) in the shower in his first Doctor Who episode. I always wanted in-character backstory for that one - drunken night out, or cobra cult?

Oh c'mon! I totally called it first. Granted, my comment about my dislike of the current doctor could early be misinterpreted as a "I don't know when it happened" vagueness, I now realize, but still...

It's not derailing the thread if the thread is either random nonsense or bad trolling to start with.

[Luna_Mayflower]

It's not derailing the thread if the thread is either random nonsense or bad trolling to start with.

Well, if you don't want my prophetic insights, then you're welcome to leave the thread.

For those who wanted to know what attire Xykon was wearing, he wore a red checked shirt and plain blue trousers.

[martianmister]

I know we're not meant to think of things like death and politics on this forum, but do you think that Malack, in real life, would marry me, V or Josh Haber?

This one? Then no, none of the above: He should marry me.

[Kish]

Dear me, it seems you have a rival for the twice-dead vampire's affections, Luna.