New OOTS products from CafePress
New OOTS t-shirts, ornaments, mugs, bags, and more
Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast
Results 1 to 30 of 80
  1. - Top - End - #1
    Halfling in the Playground
     
    kialos's Avatar

    Join Date
    Feb 2007

    Default V's Gender? I think I have the answer!!!

    V is an Hermaphrodite. There, its all put to rest. :P

  2. - Top - End - #2
    Barbarian in the Playground
     
    Zombie

    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    Spathi Homeworld
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: V's Gender? I think I have the answer!!!

    OK, you win.

    Your prize is this nice marble plaque with "Most <word censored> up theory on V's gender". Congrats.
    Last edited by fwiffo; 2007-02-07 at 03:12 PM.

  3. - Top - End - #3
    Barbarian in the Playground
     
    Neek's Avatar

    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    Clarksville, TN
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: V's Gender? I think I have the answer!!!

    I dispute such a claim. V is in fact an ewez.
    Last edited by Neek; 2007-02-07 at 03:12 PM.
    — Nicolaos of Aepternacos


  4. - Top - End - #4
    Halfling in the Playground
     
    kialos's Avatar

    Join Date
    Feb 2007

    Default Re: V's Gender? I think I have the answer!!!

    Meh... there's almost no difference between an Ewemi and an Hermaphrodite. So I'll give it to you... Its deffentantly one of the two...
    Last edited by kialos; 2007-02-07 at 03:17 PM.

  5. - Top - End - #5
    Halfling in the Playground
     
    kialos's Avatar

    Join Date
    Feb 2007

    Default Re: V's Gender? I think I have the answer!!!

    BUT! I will not give up my nice marble plaque with "Most <word censored> up theory on V's gender" As the text. You're gonna have to back up your claim if you want it!

  6. - Top - End - #6
    Halfling in the Playground
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location

    Default Re: V's Gender? I think I have the answer!!!

    V is actually a robot in disguise.

  7. - Top - End - #7
    Halfling in the Playground
     
    kialos's Avatar

    Join Date
    Feb 2007

    Default Re: V's Gender? I think I have the answer!!!

    Is (S)he more then meets the Eye?
    Space Ghost: "Tell me, Chuck, ever thought of starring in a sequel to The Ten Commandments?"
    Zorak: "No."
    Charlton Heston: "Uh, I don't think so."
    Space Ghost: "Not a sequel man, eh?"
    Zorak: "No."
    Charlton Heston: "What other commandments are we going to write?"
    Zorak: "Thou that smelled it thine own self dealt it."

  8. - Top - End - #8
    Halfling in the Playground
     
    Shattersnap's Avatar

    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Wisconsin, USA
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: V's Gender? I think I have the answer!!!

    I argue that V is, in fact, LESS than meets the eye.

    Think about it. Just chew on it a minute.
    Avatars- I do requests. Don't be shy, just drop me a PM.


    Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.

    Spoiler
    Show

    Ceikasigatar courtesy of Ceika!!!11! (his name is Aramil)

  9. - Top - End - #9
    Barbarian in the Playground
     
    GnomeWizardGuy

    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location

    Default Re: V's Gender? I think I have the answer!!!

    Actually, you get an award for creating yet another thread on V's gender in which you state your brilliant theory that has already been put forward countless times by others.
    Real wizards use staves

  10. - Top - End - #10
    Dwarf in the Playground
     
    ElfWarriorGuy

    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: V's Gender? I think I have the answer!!!

    Well, I could once again state, that the Giant wrote that V was supposed to be male (and interpret the jokes in the comic so that he makes fun of all who think otherwise), but maybe I have another argument that wasn't used yet. If we assume that Zzd'tri was of the same gender like V-Man they're both male. Simply because Zzd'tri is a clone of Drizzt Do'Urden.

  11. - Top - End - #11
    Ogre in the Playground
     
    Copacetic's Avatar

    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: V's Gender? I think I have the answer!!!

    I think that V's gendar is not important. I think the fact that V would fireball you to next week if you called Her( yes Her) a he/she
    Not forgetting Yldenfrei and the wonderful avatar she made.

  12. - Top - End - #12
    Halfling in the Playground
     
    BardGirl

    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    Meh
    Gender
    Female

    Default Re: V's Gender? I think I have the answer!!!

    I'm not too bothered about V's gender. It's all been discussed to death anyway. I just enjoy the jokes.
    I do think it's worth pointing out that the Giant can state on the forums that V was originally meant to be male, then reveal V as female in the comic and he wouldn't technically be contradicting anything. Since V's gender has not, as of yet, been revealed in the comic.
    What I'm saying is that the Giant can always change his mind. So V's gender could really be anything. I like that.
    Member of the fanclub.

  13. - Top - End - #13
    Ogre in the Playground
     
    GreataxeFighterGirl

    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Location
    USA

    Default Re: V's Gender? I think I have the answer!!!

    I don't think V is too worried about his/her own gender either!

  14. - Top - End - #14
    Ogre in the Playground
     
    Threeshades's Avatar

    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Garbsen, Germany
    Gender
    Female

    Default Re: V's Gender? I think I have the answer!!!

    I always thought about Vaarsuvius as male, which probably came from 2 facts:
    1. He doesnt have the female body shape absolutely every female character so far had
    2. Roy called him V-Man in one of the first strips.
    3. it's Vaarsuvius which sounds pretty male, especially for someone who had to do three years of latin at school.
    So I never really was able to see V as a female.
    Last edited by Threeshades; 2007-02-07 at 04:48 PM.

  15. - Top - End - #15
    Bugbear in the Playground
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Gender
    Female

    Default Re: V's Gender? I think I have the answer!!!

    V's Gender? I think I have the answer!!!
    There have been comics where V is referred to as a female, and there are also comics where V is referred as a male. There is no way to know for certain, and I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be that way.

    So, instead of pondering a deliberate unanswerable, ask yourself "Why is it so important for people to know what's under V's robe? Why must a mystery be solved?" I think an answer to that could be found, and would be much more interesting to read.

  16. - Top - End - #16
    Titan in the Playground
     
    Heliomance's Avatar

    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Gender
    Female

    Default Re: V's Gender? I think I have the answer!!!

    Q: Is Vaarsuvius male or female?

    A: I will never reveal the truth! Bwahaha! Keep in mind that while certain other characters might refer to V as being male or female, that simply reveals their perception.not the actual reality of the situation. Top
    Quotebox
    Spoiler
    Show
    Quote Originally Posted by Kalirren View Post
    The only person in the past two pages who has known what (s)he has been talking about is Heliomance.
    Quote Originally Posted by golentan View Post
    I just don't want to have long romantic conversations or any sort of drama with my computer, okay? It knows what kind of porn I watch. I don't want to mess that up by allowing it to judge any of my choices in romance.

    Avatar by Rain Dragon

    Wish building characters for D&D 3.5 was simpler? Try HeroForge Anew! An Excel-based, highly automated character builder. v7.4 now out!

  17. - Top - End - #17
    Halfling in the Playground
     
    kialos's Avatar

    Join Date
    Feb 2007

    Default Re: V's Gender? I think I have the answer!!!

    BEcause ITS FUN! Te-he!
    Space Ghost: "Tell me, Chuck, ever thought of starring in a sequel to The Ten Commandments?"
    Zorak: "No."
    Charlton Heston: "Uh, I don't think so."
    Space Ghost: "Not a sequel man, eh?"
    Zorak: "No."
    Charlton Heston: "What other commandments are we going to write?"
    Zorak: "Thou that smelled it thine own self dealt it."

  18. - Top - End - #18
    Halfling in the Playground
     
    kialos's Avatar

    Join Date
    Feb 2007

    Default Re: V's Gender? I think I have the answer!!!

    I came in Late in the OOTS game, so I had to read way back before I noticed that V's gender wasn't overtly stated BY V on purpose, I never really cared. I actually hope its never explained. Just to screw with everyone. Its a fun thought...
    Space Ghost: "Tell me, Chuck, ever thought of starring in a sequel to The Ten Commandments?"
    Zorak: "No."
    Charlton Heston: "Uh, I don't think so."
    Space Ghost: "Not a sequel man, eh?"
    Zorak: "No."
    Charlton Heston: "What other commandments are we going to write?"
    Zorak: "Thou that smelled it thine own self dealt it."

  19. - Top - End - #19
    Halfling in the Playground
     
    kialos's Avatar

    Join Date
    Feb 2007

    Default Re: V's Gender? I think I have the answer!!!

    (Edit)Huh... Guess I can't delete the redundent thread I created... oh well... don't post on this thread go to the V's Gender debate thread.
    Last edited by kialos; 2007-02-07 at 05:19 PM.
    Space Ghost: "Tell me, Chuck, ever thought of starring in a sequel to The Ten Commandments?"
    Zorak: "No."
    Charlton Heston: "Uh, I don't think so."
    Space Ghost: "Not a sequel man, eh?"
    Zorak: "No."
    Charlton Heston: "What other commandments are we going to write?"
    Zorak: "Thou that smelled it thine own self dealt it."

  20. - Top - End - #20
    Barbarian in the Playground
     
    Neek's Avatar

    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    Clarksville, TN
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: V's Gender? I think I have the answer!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by kialos View Post
    Meh... there's almost no difference between an Ewemi and an Hermaphrodite. So I'll give it to you... Its deffentantly one of the two...
    No. There is a difference. To quote Rammstein's song, Zwitter: "Ein für mich, ein für dich" ("Zwitter" means Hermaphrodite, and it means "one for me, one for you"). Ewemi can't have that. They can only marry within each other. There's the difference. ;) But this isn't the place to discuss the triple-genders of Meshaism.

    And you can keep the award.
    Last edited by Neek; 2007-02-07 at 07:06 PM.
    — Nicolaos of Aepternacos


  21. - Top - End - #21
    Ogre in the Playground
     
    Khosan's Avatar

    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: V's Gender? I think I have the answer!!!

    You're all wrong.

    V is a massive amoeba. V's mate is his/her first copy. (S)he just wears a clever mask that covers up the amoebosity. And we all know amoebas are unisex!

    Either that, or a kind of slug.

  22. - Top - End - #22
    Halfling in the Playground
     
    Adygias's Avatar

    Join Date
    Jan 2007

    Default Re: V's Gender? I think I have the answer!!!

    Let the Pixie speak! Let her power FLOW through you!
    Kymei avatar by Ceika.

    Still waiting for a Trigak fan club.

    "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." --Wash

  23. - Top - End - #23
    Pixie in the Playground
     
    RangerGuy

    Join Date
    Feb 2007

    Default Re: V's Gender? I think I have the answer!!!

    V's gender is left anonymous for a reason. That's where much of the humor comes from.

  24. - Top - End - #24
    Barbarian in the Playground
     
    Skyserpent's Avatar

    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    with Carmen Sandiego.

    Default Re: V's Gender? I think I have the answer!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by kialos View Post
    V is an Hermaphrodite. There, its all put to rest. :P

    Last edited by Skyserpent; 2007-02-07 at 09:12 PM.
    Member of a fanclub.

  25. - Top - End - #25
    Orc in the Playground
     
    NecromancerGirl

    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    In her weird, weird mind.
    Gender
    Female

    Default Re: V's Gender? I think I have the answer!!!

    V's not a hemaphrodite. She used to be female, but due to a spell gone wrong she became asexual. She has no gender and no gender traits. Her spouse is probably asexual and without any gender traits too.
    私のホバークラフトは鰻でいっぱいです
    Watashi no hobakurafuto wa unagi ippai desu.
    My hovercraft is full of eels.




  26. - Top - End - #26
    Bugbear in the Playground
     
    EvilClericGuy

    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    Chicago!
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: V's Gender? I think I have the answer!!!

    You areright. Congradulations, you have won the internet. Thank you for playing, now please log off and return to reality.
    If you find yourself watching Power Rangers and wonder how some characters got their powers and zords back for an anniversary episode, just assume they were restored off screen. They have 20+ seasons of team geniuses to call on.

  27. - Top - End - #27
    Dwarf in the Playground
     
    Chimera

    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    whereever i feel like bee
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: V's Gender? I think I have the answer!!!

    i think V is a female because she always rooms with haley
    In the imortal words of Roy Greenhilt "Hate monsters... with class levels"

    In rememberance of Conporoloin. Human fighter. Killed by a bugbear wizard after failing a reflex save.



    And Piperlyon. Human wizard. Killed by fire, his own element by advanced Hell Hound.

    I salute you


    please cleck here http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?piperlyon

  28. - Top - End - #28
    Pixie in the Playground
     
    GnomePirate

    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Right behind you. Seriously.
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: V's Gender? I think I have the answer!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Neek View Post
    No. There is a difference. To quote Rammstein's song, Zwitter: "Ein für mich, ein für dich" ("Zwitter" means Hermaphrodite, and it means "one for me, one for you"). Ewemi can't have that. They can only marry within each other. There's the difference. ;) But this isn't the place to discuss the triple-genders of Meshaism.

    And you can keep the award.
    100 points for quoting the best band evar.


    And as for V's gender, I always saw V as androgynous, I never formed an opinion on V's gender being male or female.
    Last edited by EvilAndProud; 2007-02-09 at 06:11 PM.
    Unofficial Homocidal Janitor of the Belkar Fan Club

  29. - Top - End - #29
    Pixie in the Playground
     
    afternoon's Avatar

    Join Date
    Dec 2006

    Default Re: V's Gender? I think I have the answer!!!

    They shoulda slapped the belt of masculinity/femininity on 'er. him/her.

  30. - Top - End - #30
    Dwarf in the Playground
     
    Carteeg_Struve's Avatar

    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Breenaak, FyxZharar in Ad
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: V's Gender? I think I have the answer!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by afternoon View Post
    They shoulda slapped the belt of masculinity/femininity on 'er. him/her.
    Then you'd have a series of comics in which there is no apparent change to V, and yet he's peeved off at the group for deforming her in such an unethical manner.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •