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    Ogre in the Playground
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    Austin Powers, greatest secret agent ever.

    I see him as a rogue/monk with high charisma, ranks in disguise, hide, tumble, and a decent bit of proficiency in range weapons.

    I just wonder how it would be possible to emulate all the convention lampooning that he does...

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    Orc in the Playground
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    Good RPing? Honestly, you can't use crunch to emulate sarcasm.
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    rogue/monk/idiot :-)

    Definitely has a flaw- bad teeth and body hair.

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    Yeah, most of it would probably have to come in the form of RPing. I need to lay off thinking about D&D after watching movies about zany whacky adventures.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jlousivy View Post
    Definitely has a flaw- bad teeth and body hair.
    Those are flaws? I thought they gave Profession(Swinger) bonuses.

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    Goblin

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    Especially the body hair. Just ask the real International Man of Mystery, Sean Connery.
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    Ogre in the Playground
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    Default Re: JUDO CHOP!!! [Character Build]

    Is there a feat that gives you a CHA bonus to the opposite sex?

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    Quote Originally Posted by elliott20 View Post
    Is there a feat that gives you a CHA bonus to the opposite sex?
    Cajones.
    Not sure what book it's in.
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    Titan in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by ExHunterEmerald View Post
    Cajones.
    Not sure what book it's in.
    That'd be the Book of Erotic Fantasy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fax_Celestis View Post
    That'd be the Book of Erotic Fantasy.
    Well, it'd be the obvious choice.
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    I like it how Austin Powers manages to derail conversations towards sex even when he is not present.
    Ein gutes Gedicht ist nicht dazu da, die Welt zu verbessern – es ist selbst ein Stück verbesserte Welt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by squishycube View Post
    I like it how Austin Powers manages to derail conversations towards sex even when he is not present.
    I think it's an Ex ability.
    ...or would his Ex be pre-empted by an S?
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    Oh behave...

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    Default Re: JUDO CHOP!!! [Character Build]

    YEAH Baby, Yeah...

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    AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I will EXPLODE if I hear one more reference to a "Judo Chop!"
    It doesn't exist, people!
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    Quote Originally Posted by magnar View Post
    AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I will EXPLODE if I hear one more reference to a "Judo Chop!"
    It doesn't exist, people!
    And here I thought it was the one hit KO move of Karate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Piccamo View Post
    And here I thought it was the one hit KO move of Karate
    Judo is a grappling form. Not a lot of chopping.
    I prefer Shaolin anyway. Real Shaolin.
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    PaladinGuy

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    Quote Originally Posted by ExHunterEmerald View Post
    I prefer Shaolin anyway. Real Shaolin.
    is that the kind of shaolin where you learn to play soccer really well?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Macrovore View Post
    is that the kind of shaolin where you learn to play soccer really well?
    Yes, because you learn how to turn into a fireball when you get your yellow belt.
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    Imp

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    Default Re: JUDO CHOP!!! [Character Build]

    I always assumed it was a somewhat esoteric joke, as Judo has NO strikes in it at all. It's all grappling (unlike jiu jitsu and aikido, which are only primarily grappling and have some strikes).

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    Magnar - omg I agree... I'm actually in judo (Green belt! Woo!), and whenever someone asks if i do an martial art, and i reply judo, the first words that exit their mouths are "JUDO CHOP" - I'm half tempted to throw them...

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    A bard with perform(corny)?

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