Who has a bunny?

[Rabiesbunny]

Well, I certainly want one! I just finished rolling up a half-wild elf sorceror/rogue/arcane trickster, and I need some help. Since she's half green elf, she underwent that green elf ritual and got herself a spirit animal; hers happens to be a rabbit.

Now, it occurs to me there is not a rabbit in any D&D book me and my friends own, for use as a familiar. Does anyone know a book that might contain one, or have any suggestions as to what I could do?

[Dhavaer]

A rat with a bonus to Jump?

[Lord Nyax]

I pulled this off of this page:

Hare

CR -, Tiny animal, HD 1/2 d8, HP 4, Init +4 (Dex), Spd 30, AC 16 (+2 size, +4 Dex), Att none, SQ scent, Face 2.5 ft x 2.5 ft, Reach 0, Saves fort +2 ref +6 will +1, Str 3/Dex 18/Con 11/Int 2/Wis 12/Cha 7
Skills Hide +5, Jump +12, Listen +8, Spot +2

I'm not altogether certain that this is totally allowed per the forum rules, so I'll just stick it out there and hope.

[Renegade Paladin]

Do you want your bunny in regular configuration, or with optional vorpal enhancement on the incisors?

[PnP Fan]

lol!
As far as bonuses to the character you could easily justify a bonus to knowledge(math), particularly where multiplication is concerned ;-)

Or perhaps a more reasonable one might be a 5ft bump to your movement, or one of the movement related feats for free (I think there's one that changes your Sprinting speed to a 5x base instead of a 4x.

[Kender]

Do you want your bunny in regular configuration, or with optional vorpal enhancement on the incisors?

That's only, what, a +5 cost modifier?

Add the adamantite armor plating as well! Make it Holy Hand-Grenade-Proof!

[Saph]

What about a switchblade and a Glock? :P

[Rabiesbunny]

Thanks Nyax. x) And I think I'll pass on the Vorpal bunny, Renegade, that was like the ONLY one I was able to find anywhere!

[DaMullet]

I prefer my rabbits Enlarged and Invisible.

You know who I mean.

[Edo]

I prefer my rabbits Enlarged and Invisible.

Although, honestly, it's more fun if you get hedgehogs that way.

[Kender]

Although, honestly, it's more fun if you get hedgehogs that way.

Ron Jeremy?

Oh, wait. That's something else :)

[Edo]

Ron Jeremy?

Oh, wait. That's something else :)

Yes, indeed it is... I was thinking of a Monty Python skit whose name escapes me now.

(Incidentally, in response to Renegade Paladin, the bunny's teeth are not vorpal. What you're looking at is a swordsage build. I'll post it when I get it statted out.)

[Kender]

Yes, indeed it is... I was thinking of a Monty Python skit whose name escapes me now.

I remember the animated hedgehog that would show up and say "Dinsdale??" every once in a while. Was that it?

[AtomicKitKat]

Hmm, +1 to Initiative, because rabbits are skittish? Reflex save would probably fit as well.

[Hzurr]

I prefer my rabbits Enlarged and Invisible.

You know who I mean.

Err...Harvey?

[Viscount Einstrauss]

I have just a slight problem with the stat block provided earlier. Rabbits are well-known for their ability to burrow and how silent they are as well. A move silently bonus and a burrowing speed would suffice.

[Aerlock]

What about a switchblade and a Glock? :P

Where are you going to find an alfalfa martini in DnD? Or a VCR for the necessary Baywatch collection? Without either of those you might as well just go up and hug the tarrasque, it'd be a quicker and easier way to go. *ka-click*

[YPU]

Hm, I rather have my bunny’s enlightened and with a force field around them. although they might end up telling you that you can do anything.
now what am i going at?