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2007-03-22, 06:43 PM (ISO 8601)Dwarf in the Playground
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- Jan 2007
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- The Netherlands, Deventer
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Ridiculous items and uses of magic
I'll start.
Epic eating equipment!
Golden Spoon of the tick, with it you can teleport stuff to your mouth at will.
The Golden Meatknife, animated +6 adamantite wounding glamered dagger my party uses to slice the meat.Last edited by Deus Mortus; 2007-03-22 at 06:49 PM.
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2007-03-22, 06:53 PM (ISO 8601)Firbolg in the Playground
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- Oct 2006
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Re: Ridiculous items and uses of magic
How about "You know you give out too many magic items when..."?
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Mewtarthio, you have scared my brain into hiding, a trembling, broken shadow of a thing, cowering somewhere in the soothing darkness and singing nursery rhymes in the hope of obscuring the Lovecraftian facts you so boldly brought into daylight.
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2007-03-22, 07:07 PM (ISO 8601)Dwarf in the Playground
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- Jan 2007
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Re: Ridiculous items and uses of magic
Epic campaigns are fun?
People really look funny at us when we are eating, tenser's disks for plates and us just telling the knife what to cut and then pointin at it with our golden spoons and it disappears and I don't even chew, I have a dimunitive force hammer and sword mash it down in my mouth. What can I say, I'm a lazy wizard ^^Town Characters
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2007-03-22, 07:08 PM (ISO 8601)Ogre in the Playground
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- Mar 2007
Re: Ridiculous items and uses of magic
Not mine read it on the boards one time. Using a Wish to summon a sandwich because you are hungry (Actually to upset the DM).
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2007-03-22, 07:11 PM (ISO 8601)Dwarf in the Playground
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- Jan 2007
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Re: Ridiculous items and uses of magic
Heh, I once used wish for a toothpick xD
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2007-03-22, 07:27 PM (ISO 8601)Bugbear in the Playground
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- Jul 2006
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- Northen Virginia
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Re: Ridiculous items and uses of magic
Getting energy immunity, then fireballing your face instead of shaving.
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2007-03-22, 07:30 PM (ISO 8601)Surgebinder in the Playground Moderator
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- Aug 2005
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- Mountain View, CA
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Re: Ridiculous items and uses of magic
But your stubble would be immune to fire along with the rest of you, so that wouldn't work.
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2007-03-22, 07:31 PM (ISO 8601)Dwarf in the Playground
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- Jan 2007
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Re: Ridiculous items and uses of magic
If you want to be bald you could always use cumbust and then a wand CLW!
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2007-03-22, 07:35 PM (ISO 8601)Ogre in the Playground
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- Mar 2007
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- Muncie, Indiana
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Re: Ridiculous items and uses of magic
Alter Self to win a beauty contest-- when you're a man.
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2007-03-22, 08:32 PM (ISO 8601)Orc in the Playground
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- Jul 2006
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Re: Ridiculous items and uses of magic
I've always liked using Greater Teleport to get downstairs in the morning. You just get your clothes to hang in space somehow (perhaps a custom magic coatrack of force?) and teleport right into them.
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2007-03-22, 08:40 PM (ISO 8601)Dwarf in the Playground
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- Nov 2006
Re: Ridiculous items and uses of magic
hand of the magi
walked around the inn with a piece of ham floating by my mouth randomly taking bits here and there
the cantrip sticky (think thats the name)
again at an inn, casting it on silverware, then throwing it at the ceiling. got a nice collection going there till they ran out of forks
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