A little crazy thing i did....

[huyneo]

I did 2 crazy things

Crazy Thing 1
Here is what happened
I was a Young Force Dragon with my party and so we were fighting this Phane
and when we were fighting it it froze me.
So when phanes freeze you you grow older. and as a dragon i can't die by age.
So immedatly after that my wizard friend did temporal statis which froze the phane. So my friends just let time go by as i grow bigger :D
I eventually got to great wyrm.

My DM Hated Me...




Crazy thing 2

So now my DM is pissed at me so he has Tiamat come down and try to entirely own and kill me. I naturally thought i was screwed. So i had the week to think about it. I had yet another damn thing to do.
So when the time came the battle started.
Round 1
Tiamat as Supreme Initiave
Tiamat breath weapons me dealing aprox: 1800 some

My turn...
I cast Epic Spell (Time Duplicate)
Time Duplicate + Me= Cast 11 gates to The bottom of Mount Celestia

Can you guesse whats down there?

THE INFINITE OCEAN OF HOLY WATER But it is accually just a very very very big sea of water.

Now... let me explain to you the calculations.
2d6 = 1oz of holy water
1 gallon = 128 oz
5ft cube = 935 Gallons
1 Gate= 15.7 5ft sq.
1 Second= 2009.6 ft cubed

SOOOo

1 Gate = 481,017,850 D6 /s

11 Gates... = 5,291,196,350 D6 /s

DM facepalms himself


Morale 1: Make sure your PCs can't do any really really evil plans.

Morale 2: Ban the very big sea of holy water


Any Comments?

[Dudukain]

So, Blue Bolt of Lightning very soon, I assume?

[1337_master]

You...you killed TIAMAT?!?! buh...but...*Whimper*

[Kel_Arath]

woulda been neater if you had somehow bluffed tiamat into helping you instead XD. but very humerous indeed

[Zherog]

Woulda been neater if you followed the rules, too...

[huyneo]

so i suck then :P
yeah i thought it was kinda wack

[Zherog]

so i suck then :P

I never said that... ;) If you and your friends had fun, then you obviously did something right.

[daggaz]

Woulda been neater if you followed the rules, too...

In the interest of not only entertaining/educating the rest of us, but also in backing up your statements.... So, what rules exactly did he break?

Also, whether its raw or not, thats a very very cool way to kill tiamat. If it really works, Im surprised I never heard it on the threads before... (tho I would imagine Tiamat would have a contingency for just about everything,.. like say, in case an enemy casts a spell).

[silentknight]

I'm confused. Why would the goddess of evil dragons be hurt by holy water? Is it especially effective against outsiders? Evil outsiders? Dragon gods?

[huyneo]

Gods are effectively outsiders
and she is also evil
and kinda ruling the entire evil dragon thingy magigy

[Rigeld2]

http://www.d20srd.org/srd/epic/spells/timeDuplicate.htm
Doesnt allow you to cast 11 spells, unless your DM allows you to abuse free actions... and then you can cast an infinite amount of spells.

edit: just showing how the rules were broken

[silentknight]

Ah, looked it up on the SRD. Holy water damages evil outsiders. Got it.

[huyneo]

multispell and also the gate will last atleast untill the end of the round
so i have 1 standard and i had 4 Mutispell and automatic quicken spell
So
i can cast 6 spells normally without my tiwn
1 standard
4 Mutispell
1 normal quicken

with time duplicate you use up a free action which is an quicken so it would be..
2 standard
8 multispell
1 normal quicken <<<

11 total

[SpiderBrigade]

Dude, everyone knows the only way to kill Tiamat is with a sword teleported into her heart...

[martyboy74]

Dude, everyone knows the only way to kill Tiamat is with a sword teleported into her heart...

Never again.