1001 Funny Living spells

[Krimm_Blackleaf]

My friend and I were chatting and we kept trying to come up with the funniest effects produced by living spells, we came up with a few. Come up with a few of your own.

1.) Living prestidigitation. A little blob that moves around cleaning, dirtying, changing the colors of things and generally being useless.

2.) Living create water. A clear blob that moves around slowly, randomly producing large amount of water from it's back(going to confuse the party when they see liquids coming out of the back of an ooze being safe to drink).

3.) Living detonate. Need I say more?

[13_CBS]

4) Living Explosive Runes. Don't look at it!

5) Living Time Stop/Celerity/Haste: A clear blob that moves insanely/incredibly/very fast?

6) Living wish: ...?

7) Living Create Food: Like Living create water, except that bits of food plops out.

[Goff]

8) Legend Lore/Confusion - A roaming brain-like cloud that befuddles you with its trivia.

9) Tongues/Tasha's Hideous Laughter - A bright pink blob that tells jokes that everybody gets.

10) Living Mage's Magnificent Mansion - A living invisible blob that sucks people into its great mansion interior.

11) Living Hallucinitory Terrain/Song of Discord - The hills are alive - with the sound of music, awful, terrible music.

[melchizedek]

10 is actually really cool. I would actually consider using that.

[JackMage666]

12) Living Antimagic Field - It CANNOT exist, but it does! The univers will now implode.

[OOTS_Rules.]

13) Living Baleful Polymorph - A clear blob that changes anything that it touches.

14) Living Dimension Gate - A clear blob that constantly shifts between dimensions.

[JackMage666]

15) Living Disentigrate - Clear blob that just goes in a straight line, eliminating all it touches, followed by...


16) Living Make Whole - Fixes what the Living Disentigrate does.

[Nahal]

17) Living Otto's Irresistible Dance/Ghost Sound. Lays down a beat and gets those white boys a-dancin'

18) Living Slay Living/True Resurrection. Kills you, then raises you, then kills you, then raises you, slowly driving you mad. Also quickest way to qualify for Blood Magus PrC without level loss.

19) Living Cure Serious Wounds. Never carry potions again!

20) Living Iron Body. Only Ooze that can't move.

21) Living Awaken. Singlehandedly responsible for Animal Farm.

22) Living Time Stop. How would this work anyway?

[Not a Paladin]

21. Living True Seeing. Can't affect anything in any way, but nothing gets past its vision.

22. Living Heroes' Feast. I don't even want to know how that one would work.

23. Living Doom. You have to admit, that would be a really annoying opponent, even though it doesn't actually do anything.

24. Living Darkvision. Actually, a lot of transmutation spells would be funny as living spells.

Wow, there sure are a lot of ninjas here.

[The_Werebear]

Living Gate- A very large blob from which outsiders are radomly pulled through.

[JackMage666]

26) Living Glibness - I'm not a blob.

[Not a Paladin]

29 (I think). Living Greater Invisibility. Harder to Spot than a gelatinous cube, but that's about all it is.

[Nahal]

Living Gate- A very large blob from which outsiders are radomly pulled through.

I imagine the outsiders would be none too pleased about emerging through an Ooze. Unless they're servants of Juiblex.

[asqwasqw]

1001? Are there even that many spells?

I like living explosive runes.
DM: Roll Spot
P1: I got a 20!
P2: I got a 1...
DM: Okay, P1 takes 6d6 damage, no save.
P1:...

30) Living Magic Missle: Ow, ow, oh god, it keeps following me, ow.

31) Living web.

32) Living Swarm

[Nahal]

Living web and living fireball combine into something truly horrible. Or living web loses.

[Tiberian]

I could see alot of wizards having a living Prestidigation around the tower.

[Krimm_Blackleaf]

33.) Living Animate Dead - Black, shining ooze that moves around with it's undead horde. Blob nor zombie smart enough to attack anyone.

[Krimm_Blackleaf]

I could see alot of wizards having a living Prestidigation around the tower.

A wizard in my campaign wants a tiny one as a familiar.

[asqwasqw]

33.) Living Animate Dead - Black, shining ooze that moves around with it's undead horde. Blob nor zombie smart enough to attack anyone.

The funny part is that if you try to kill it and die, you become enchanted by it!

[OzymandiasVolt]

You guys DO realize that that's not how living spells work, right?

Also, 34) Living Rain of Spines. Ow.

[asqwasqw]

You guys DO realize that that's not how living spells work, right?

What's the fun in that?

[Krimm_Blackleaf]

Hah, here's one I just thought of (sorry for bunching up posts).

35.) Living Apocalypse from the Sky.

[OzymandiasVolt]

What's the fun in that?

Just checking.

[Nahal]

A living Heal would work just fine though, aside from being forced to eat undead

[Kultrum]

36. living keen edge- a very sharp blob

[Annarrkkii]

Combining two already proposed ones... perhaps living Invisibility/Explosive Runes.

There's something here... we need to see it ::invisibility purge::

YEE GODS!

[Mewtarthio]

Living Disjunction. You know you want to. Also, it's technically perfectly legal.

[I_Got_This_Name]

Living Harm/Power Word: Kill.

What? It's funny if you're me.

Also, Living Identify.

Living Mount. Horse-ooze.

And, for the epic spells:
Living Living Lightning, just for the name.

[UglyPanda]

Living Disjunction: The PCs will hate you for life.

Living mind fog/dancing lights: Forces you to look at the pretty clors.

Living ghost harp (Spell compendium): Best when done in swarms. It's an echo that follows you around.

Living stinking cloud: The smell which won't go away.

[Stevenson]

Living thunderhead. It just follows people around and zaps them forever!