[3.5/PF] GitP Regulars as Alternate Class Features/Racial Class Features/Alternate Cl

[Milo v3]

He is saving your life. You haven't lived until you've seen that movie. The book is really good too, but you should probably read the abridged version. Goldman does a great job of cutting out a lot of S. Morgenstern's random political diatribes and provides a lot of good historical context for the narrative without invading the story too much.

I have seen it... The not recognizing it is what'll get me killed.

[Elricaltovilla]

With RedFel the process of recalibrating the cosmic balance is beginning. This requires LoyalPaladin to become UnswervingBlackguard.

Doesn't that mean that someone else will have to come along and take up the mantle of good then? I hate corporate restructuring...

[LoyalPaladin]

With RedFel the process of recalibrating the cosmic balance is beginning. This requires LoyalPaladin to become UnswervingBlackguard.

Good, good, justify yourself.

Man that guy creeps me out...

Doesn't that mean that someone else will have to come along and take up the mantle of good then? I hate corporate restructuring...

I'm surprised that the very talk of corporate restructuring hasn't summoned HR. No matter what plane he is on.

[Zaydos]

Man that guy creeps me out...

As he should.

I'm surprised that the very talk of corporate restructuring hasn't summoned HR. No matter what plane he is on.

I'm just going to keep collecting his paychecks against back taxes of course.

[LoyalPaladin]

I'm just going to keep collecting his paychecks against back taxes of course.

By being offline, I guess that makes him a willing target? That seems fairly SRD...

[Zaydos]

Doesn't that mean that someone else will have to come along and take up the mantle of good then? I hate corporate restructuring...

The hero has to be a newbie, though, it's the way of the Narrative. Good is never allowed to hold power. Whenever Evil holds power someone new and previously unimportant must rise up and take it from them in the name of Good.

By being offline, I guess that makes him a willing target? That seems fairly SRD...

I'm collecting yours for back taxes as well. A paladin really should keep up with those... even if it's physically impossible because...

[Milo v3]

The hero has to be a newbie, though, it's the way of the Narrative. Good is never allowed to hold power. Whenever Evil holds power someone new and previously unimportant must rise up and take it from them in the name of Good.

... Finding a newbie in the Regulars thread sounds difficult...

[khadgar567]

... Finding a newbie in the Regulars thread sounds difficult...

well you found lawful evil one is it work?

[IZ42]

The hero has to be a newbie, though, it's the way of the Narrative. Good is never allowed to hold power. Whenever Evil holds power someone new and previously unimportant must rise up and take it from them in the name of Good.

Unless this is Artemis Fowl, Log Horizon, The Witcher, etc.

[khadgar567]

Unless this is Artemis Fowl, Log Horizon, The Witcher, etc.

well log horizon actually full party consistt of 11 people including spoiler ones( shiroe. naousugu, akatsuki, nyanta, kanami( there is real good chance she joins in season 3), roe2( shiroe's gender swapped avatar probably joins in season 3 right before kanami), tohya, minori, tetra, rundelhouse code( npc gained immortality thanks to shiroe) , ishizu)
and as far as witcher goes they are one men monster f ing crew.

[Socratov]

Detective IZ42 went on the case and is sad to report that Red Fel has not posted for 14 days.

This is upsetting the balance.

So, You are saying I should expect the Firenation rolling in any minute now?

[LoyalPaladin]

So, You are saying I should expect the Firenation rolling in any minute now?

Pretty much!

Edit:
I've been working on a full setting for the D20 system for a while now, (obviously leaning towards D&D 3.5) and I've got some really rough prestige classes and soon to be some base classes that will come with the setting. Think it's worth tossing it over to the homebrew section?

[Extra Anchovies]

Pretty much!

Edit:
I've been working on a full setting for the D20 system for a while now, (obviously leaning towards D&D 3.5) and I've got some really rough prestige classes and soon to be some base classes that will come with the setting. Think it's worth tossing it over to the homebrew section?

Do it. There hasn't been much in that subforum that interests me lately. I want something I can really sink my claws into and rip apart, ya know? I promise I'll be gentle.

Also, people need to learn how to tag a thread as "Mythos". Those guys should just have their own subforum so I don't have to wade through their stuff.

[LoyalPaladin]

Do it. There hasn't been much in that subforum that interests me lately. I want something I can really sink my claws into and rip apart, ya know? I promise I'll be gentle.

Will do. There are about 8 total so far, so I'll post them individually. I'll update this with a link in a minute. (First prestige is a Paladin, coincidence I swear!)

Edit:
Done

[Zaydos]

I grant permission, or if possible perma-permission.

WhamBamBlade (Racial Warblade Achetype)

Requires: Dragon type, or dragonblood.

Levels: 1st, 3rd, 7th, 11th, 15th

Loses: Battle Clarity, Battle Ardor, Battle Cunning, Battle Skill, Battle Mastery.

Gains:

Harden Scales (Ex): At 1st level a WhamBamBlade gains the ability to expend a readied maneuver as a swift action to gain an enhancement bonus to their natural armor equal to the level of the expended maneuver for a number of rounds equal to their Constitution modifier.

Fundamentalis Sublime (Su): At 3rd level a WhamBamBlade gains the ability to expend a readied maneuver as a swift action to reduce the number of rounds required for their breath weapon to recover by 3 rounds; this only affects breath weapons with a recovery time measured in rounds.

Sublime Breath (Su): At 7th level a WhamBamBlade gains the ability to combine a martial strike which functions off of a single melee attack with their breath weapon. By expending the strike as part of using their breath weapon they may select 1 target within the area of the breath weapon. That creature is considered to be struck by that strike unless the breath weapon allowed a save for none (or a save for half/partial which became none due to evasion/mettle) and they succeeded on their save. If the strike would normally make an attack ignore hardness and DR your breath weapon ignores energy resistance and immunity as well as hardness and DR against the selected target.

Warrior's Body (Su): At 11th level a WhamBamBlade gains the ability to channel the spiritual powers of the sublime way throughout their body to augment and improve it. A WhamBamBlade's Natural Weapons are considered magic for the purposes of overcoming damage reduction and gain an enhancement bonus to attack and damage equal to 1/2 the highest level maneuver they have readied (even if it is expended at the moment).

The Draconic Way (Ex): At 15th level a WhamBamBlade gains the ability to use Fundamentalis Sublime and Harden Scales as a free action (each limited to 1/turn) instead of a swift action.

[NeoPhoenix0]

I'm collecting yours for back taxes as well. A paladin really should keep up with those... even if it's physically impossible because...

Hey now, there is no need to collect anyone's paychecks for back taxes from our company. I make sure of that. I regularly burn all government paperwork and other media associated with our company. This keeps us in a state of constant but unending audit.

[Zaydos]

Hey now, there is no need to collect anyone's paychecks for back taxes from our company. I make sure of that. I regularly burn all government paperwork and other media associated with our company. This keeps us in a state of constant but unending audit.

No, no, no, it's the taxes you owe to the company. We did file as our own sovereign state just for this purpose. Also we're technically at war.

[illyahr]

No, no, no, it's the taxes you owe to the company. We did file as our own sovereign state just for this purpose. Also we're technically at war.

You give me the reasons and I can put a positive spin on it. My bard students will spread the word (who do you think all the NPC bards work for?).

[Elricaltovilla]

No, no, no, it's the taxes you owe to the company. We did file as our own sovereign state just for this purpose. Also we're technically at war.

Well that explains why you guys keep renewing my contract.

[stack]

This is making payroll very complicated.

I was payroll, right? I had some department...

[NeoPhoenix0]

No, no, no, it's the taxes you owe to the company. We did file as our own sovereign state just for this purpose. Also we're technically at war.

Why do the auditors keep coming then. This sovereign state this was never approved was it.

Also, thank you for bringing to my attention the new paperwork and media that needs to be burned for my own taxes. I do not need three different states trying to collect taxes.

This is making payroll very complicated.

I was payroll, right? I had some department...

Yes you are payroll.

[Elricaltovilla]

This is making payroll very complicated.

I was payroll, right? I had some department...

Speaking of which, my new contract renewal requires a 1500% raise due to my own company declaring themselves a sovereign nation, and also having all the weapons.

[Extra Anchovies]

Why do the auditors keep coming then. This sovereign state this was never approved was it.

No, no, that's not what's going on.

We're at war with the auditors. They're very insistent.

[Zaydos]

No, no, that's not what's going on.

We're at war with the auditors. They're very insistent.

And all the chocolate is needed for the war effort, that's why everyone is only allowed rations of synthetic "victory chocolate".

Wait... aren't I supposed to be making ACFs?

[Snowbluff]

Wait... aren't I supposed to be making ACFs?

Who'd have thunk?

[Zaydos]

Who'd have thunk?

Well Paladin needs to do another sweep so I know who I've already made things for.

[illyahr]

No, no, that's not what's going on.

We're at war with the auditors. They're very insistent.

Just give the word and I can have it be common knowledge amongst all the bards of Playgroundia that the auditors cook their books and are biased against reputable corporations.

[NeoPhoenix0]

And all the chocolate is needed for the war effort, that's why everyone is only allowed rations of synthetic "victory chocolate".

Wait... aren't I supposed to be making ACFs?

How dare you, you evil tyrant. I must amass the squirrel army and have them eat your pillaged chocolate.

[Zaydos]

How dare you, you evil tyrant. I must amass the squirrel army and have them eat your pillaged chocolate.

But if an Auditor eats it the chocolate causes sensory overload and kills them.

[LoyalPaladin]

Well Paladin needs to do another sweep so I know who I've already made things for.

I'll sweep tonight. I'm currently correcting a prestige class 'Chovies is helping me with.