Words of Wisdom

[Talya]

Never use Irresistable Dance on a Dervish.

[the_tick_rules]

never challenge Thor to armwrestling.

[Fax Celestis]

Never go ahead with the plan when the DM starts laughing maniacally.

[Goff]

Always pull levers!


...Wisdom is my dump-stat.

[Zeta Kai]

Always go ahead with the plan when the DM starts crying (just be prepared for the petty revenge "adventure" later).

[Genome]

(Sounds kind of like the things I'm not allowed to do while gaming.)

There's no problem that a 10-foot pole can't solve.

[Nevar]

Never attack the darkness

[Rock Roller]

Never make like the Scooby gang and split up.

When you do make like the Scooby gang and split up, don't send the wizard off alone.

When you do both of these things, make sure that the wizard isn't the one carrying the clerics raise dead diamonds.

[Pink]

Fire is the answer to everything.

[blacksabre]

Never trust a new NPC who has a name

[KoDT69]

The hot female NPC that is interested in you... she's not a Succubus! Go head and follow her lead! It will be totally worth it!

[magicwalker]

Never guess that the DMPC is the BBEG, you're always wrong and you always regret it later.

[Zeta Kai]

The DM should never leave the table unless they bring their notes.

[Tor the Fallen]

Does it burn? is always a good question to ask about items/buildings/NPCs

[KoDT69]

Upon getting a bag of holding, your next trip to town should be to buy 10 of every mundane item in the equipment list of the PHB! You can never have enough rope, chalk, waterskins, 10ft poles, candles, or dry rations!

[Closet_Skeleton]

If the DM has a random table for everything but only rolls on it if people ask.

Don't ask.

[Corolinth]

Never make a bet with a Sicilian when death is on the line.

[DomarSaul]

Never wage a land war in Asia.

[Pink]

Never fully trust your employer/leader/guy who gives you quests

[Thexare Blademoon]

When the DM says "... what?!", it's not a cue to repeat what you said. It's a cue to rethink what you said.

[ghost_warlock]

"If you see a stranger...folllow him!"
(thanks, Edward!)

[Closet_Skeleton]

Never wage a land war in Asia.

And never march on Moscow

[Jade_Tarem]

Never take the figure in the hooded cloak's word for it. It is less painful in the long run to sneak up on them at the outset and jerk the hood back, and sort out whether it's a beautiful princess, a bard, the BBEG, or all three.

[Shhalahr Windrider]

Monkey Grip does not work that way.

[brian c]

And never march on Moscow

Don't invade Russia in the winter! Even if you think you're bad-ass enough, just don't! Wait until summer if you absolutely have to

[InaVegt]

Never, ever, ever, ever, ever anger a high level spellcaster, unless you are one yourself.

[Shhalahr Windrider]

Never interrupt the DM when his NPC is monologing.

Never make a bet with a Sicilian when death is on the line.

Vizzini—he likes to fuss.

[Fax Celestis]

Never interrupt the DM when his NPC is monologing.

...unless it is with strategic implementations of create water.

[KoDT69]

Never wish for anything selfish...

[Krimm_Blackleaf]

The dragon will only wake up once you're carrying just enough treasure to be considered encumbered.