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2007-06-15, 12:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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Undead Love
I was just on google, trying to look up ways to create intelligent undead, since I read 465. My search string was "D&D cleric create intelligent undead", and on the first page (!!), the second-to-last result's summary as displayed by google was:
Furthermore, he/she is 50% likely to rape unintelligent undead or seduce (to the point of begging) intelligent undead. The DM and players can see the ...
And so I searched for "undead", and there it is: Innecrophilia. Tsukiko anyone? Now please give me brain acid. Thanks.
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2007-06-15, 01:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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Innecrophelia! That's the word i've been looking for to differentiate between the regular kind and what Tsukiko does.
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Please die now, thanks
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Well, now I know the required spell to make the belt Roy used to duck the assassins back in the early 200s.
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2007-06-15, 01:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Ahem, not that I really wanted to read more of it, but my curiosity got the best of me. Some of the more notable spells I thought were:
Power Word, Castrate
Change Sexual Preference
Pillow Talk
... and my favorites,
Leomund's Tiny Brothel
Mordenkainen's Lubrication
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I wonder why the great archmagi Leomund and Mordenkainen would be interested in researching these........ I guess even heroes have needs.
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I read twenty lines, then passed my san check and closed the link
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2007-06-15, 01:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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I will NOT click that link. No, I will NOT.
Edit: Damnit. I clicked. Proceeding to securely delete cookies...Last edited by TigerHunter; 2007-06-15 at 01:49 PM.
The above post made a lot more sense in my head.
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Know Sexual Preference is a must have for any seduction-based rogue/spy/infiltrator.
And Sterility isn't bad, either..."When you find yourself sinking into Madness, dive." –Malkavian proverb
"From the tiny egg the great wyrm grows." –Kobold proverb
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If you're doing this, might I suggest you include an invention of mine, if for no reason other than to pull another archmage into this whole mess:
Bigby's Caressing Hand
Evocation [Force]
Level: Sor/Wiz 6
Components: V, S, F
Casting Time: 1 standard action
Range: Medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level)
Effect: 10-ft. hand
Duration: 1 round/level (D)
Saving Throw: Will
Spell Resistance: Yes
This spell functions like Bigby's Interposing Hand, except that instead of providing cover, it moves toward the opponent until it comes upon the opponent. The hand then caresses the opponent, causing erotic feelings in the opponent. The erotic feelings cause the opponent loses all DEX bonuses (to AC or any other checks involving DEX) and cannot make Reflex saving throws. The opponent also suffers a -4 on her attacks and can only perform either a standard action or a move action each round the hand caresses.
A caressing hand is 10 feet long and about that wide with its fingers outstretched. On the fingers are holes, nodules, and suction cups designed to cause pleasurable erotic feelings for all genders.
If the opponent is a caster, she needs to make a Concentration check (DC14) to cast any spell with a somatic component.
As a free action, the caster can direct the hand to insert an elongated nodule into the opponents mouth. This would require the opponent to also succeed a Concentration check (DC14) to cast any spell with a verbal component. However, this action allows the opponent to make new Will save to resist the hand's erotic feelings as described above.
Focus
A soft glove.
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Ahem, on second thought, I must have rolled -10 below the SAN check when I read this page, to suffer the additional drawback of writing additional material for it....
EDIT: Oh, another note on this spell... originally, I was going to write one for Bigby's Clenched Orifice. But I couldn't stop laughing too hard to type... so this task will have to fall on one of you!
EDIT2: Looking at Bigby's own Wiki page, I realized some of these can be reinterpreted as erotic spells:
- Bigby's Construction Crew (some women's fantasy?)
- Bigby's Dextrous Digits
- Bigby's Feeling Fingers
- Bigby's Helpful Hand (for self-helpers, ahem)
- Bigby's Slapping Hand
- Bigby's Strangling Grip (erotic asphyxiation?)
Hmm... Bigby must have been a pretty perverted archmage...Last edited by meioziz; 2007-06-15 at 02:42 PM.
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Melf probably altered his singular creation for cleanup.
Too keep things remotely on subject, I think Tsukiko's passion has less to due with that insanity disease and more to due with her being a perverse sort of evil. Or maybe a dominant personality, mystic study, and having been emotionally manipulated one too many times drew her to her fancy.Half-Orc Scout by Magioth
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Now that I've written up a spell for Bigby (to sully his name, no less), and listed two that did in Leomund and Mordenkainen, I think it's only appropriate to include some other archmagi... perhaps they'd have secretly invented their own perversion spells:
Tasha's Orgasmic Laughter (modified from Tasha's Hideous Laughter)
Evard's Pink Tentacles (modified from Evard's Black Tentacles)
Tenser's Floating Dildo / Tenser's Gender Transformation (modified from Tenser's Floating Disc and Tenser's Transformation)
Nystul's Attractive Aura (modified from Nystul's Magic Aura, or Nystul's Undetectable Aura)
Otto's Irresistable Stripdance / Otto's Pulsing Vibrations (modified from Otto's Irresistable Dance and Otto's Soothing Vibrations)
And Melf's kinda hard to do... his magic arrows sound way too painful for this purpose... perhaps we could modify from Melf's Minute Meteors
Melf's Minute Eja... oh never mind.
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i'd hate to say this on a serious forum and all but....
ROFLMAO
Oh goddamn, my sides hurt, haven't had this fun for a long time:P
EDIT: Oh, another note on this spell... originally, I was going to write one for Bigby's Clenched Orifice. But I couldn't stop laughing too hard to type... so this task will have to fall on one of you!
Bigsby; The Tightass.
You just made my week.Last edited by ThorFluff; 2007-06-15 at 04:34 PM.
Originally Posted by lavidor10
Who knows what you were thinking when your sword cut through
The wise old man on the throne of blue.
Now you have fallen, and destroyed a gate too,
But as you have found, in Azure City, throne cleaves you.
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somebody was playing waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much D&D when they made that.
hmm there is a section on prostitutes.perfect for belkar.Last edited by the mysterian; 2007-06-15 at 04:50 PM.
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In the imortal words of Roy Greenhilt "Hate monsters... with class levels"
In rememberance of Conporoloin. Human fighter. Killed by a bugbear wizard after failing a reflex save.
And Piperlyon. Human wizard. Killed by fire, his own element by advanced Hell Hound.
I salute you
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Un=In
Dead = Necro
Lover = Philia
Lichf****r in short (mods please don't kill me , just could not resist it )Originally Posted by lavidor10
Who knows what you were thinking when your sword cut through
The wise old man on the throne of blue.
Now you have fallen, and destroyed a gate too,
But as you have found, in Azure City, throne cleaves you.
78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature
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pfft, Summon Mount!
Its a cantrip, its free, and it's a randomly selected individual. I mean for all entertainment purposes, this has to beat everything!Originally Posted by lavidor10
Who knows what you were thinking when your sword cut through
The wise old man on the throne of blue.
Now you have fallen, and destroyed a gate too,
But as you have found, in Azure City, throne cleaves you.
78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature
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2007-06-15, 07:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Blue Magic > All.
My bard uses them constantly.
Speedy Undress + Ultimate Lubrication + A swift kick down some stairs = Godly Amounts of Awesome
Needless to say, it makes the campaigns much more fun.Last edited by The Extinguisher; 2007-06-15 at 07:57 PM.
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Some of these spells are so disturbing its rivaling the Belkars Romantic Interest thread. I'm so tempted to click the link to the site where these came from, but I fear the cookies it would bring.
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