GitP Regulars as Spells

[Temperjoke]

These are good!

[EvilAnagram]

man, this is just the gift that keeps on giving... i'm pretty sure it's all kinds of broken. but now i really want to see this spell in action.

Right?

Eyelike
Cloudspill
Dish
Wired
Time Cop
Tom of Vengeance
Prismatic Mall
Wall of Corns
Wall of Rice
Wall of Fart
Word of Call
Wind Sulk
Primordial Wart
Planar Al
True Peeing

[Philemonite]

This looks like fun. Anyone wanna spell me?

[Socratov]

Philemonite's Praiseworthy Performance
3rd lvl illusion
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: 90 feet
Components: V, S, M (see text)
Duration: concentration, up to 1 hour

When you cast this spell you must use a disguise kit and clothes to assume a personage. If you do, you get a +10 bonus on Perform checks while your concentration lasts. While this performance lasts you are considered to be your personage and recognised as such. You cannot be recognised as yourself while in this performance. Your performance will echo through the ages to come.

[Philemonite]

I was expecting "Persona Awakening" that buffs an ally, but this is even better.

[Socratov]

I was expecting "Persona Awakening" that buffs an ally, but this is even better.

yeah, Haven't seen you in action much, so I went with what looks to me something not entirely unlike a mix of Ziggy Stardust and The Thin White Duke. Naturally it ended up as an hommage to David Bowie.

[Philemonite]

Well, I am master of subtlety, so my players would probably agree. Plus, I'm one of few people who loved Bard even back in 2nd Edition, so it's totally me.

[Socratov]

Well, I am master of subtlety, so my players would probably agree. Plus, I'm one of few people who loved Bard even back in 2nd Edition, so it's totally me.

never played 2nd, but started in 3rd with a half-elf bard. I still think \bard is one of the best, funnies, and awesomest classes to play

[Philemonite]

Most of my 2nd Edition experience comes from 2nd Edition, but I think it still counts.

Anyway, Bards rule, we should totally make a club.

[Socratov]

Most of my 2nd Edition experience comes from 2nd Edition, but I think it still counts.

Anyway, Bards rule, we should totally make a club.

Yes, though to be fair we should invite Illiahyr and Talya.

[SharkForce]

That's why I put the clause "the new effect is determined by the DM; it should be roughly equivalent in power to the slot level used to cast the original spell" in there. It's no more broken than Wish is

Incidentally...

Fish
Wash
Wisp
Cash
Win
Dash
Mist
...

Right?

Eyelike
Cloudspill
Dish
Wired
Time Cop
Tom of Vengeance
Prismatic Mall
Wall of Corns
Wall of Rice
Wall of Fart
Word of Call
Wind Sulk
Primordial Wart
Planar Al
True Peeing

i'm starting to feel we need a new thread devoted just to this spell...

SharkForce's Predatory Instinct
3^rd-level transmutation

Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Touch
Components: S, M (a shark's tooth)
Duration: Concentration, up to 1 hour

You touch a willing creature. For the duration of the spell, that creature gains darkvision out to a range of 60 feet, has advantage on all Wisdom (Perception) checks that rely on sight or smell, has advantage on all Wisdom (Survival) checks related to tracking another creature, and is able to recognise beasts, humanoids and monstrosities from scent alone.

i'm partial to the 2nd edition spell "sharkbolt" personally :)

(and yes, there really is a sharkbolt spell, i'm not making it up. it conjures a few small sharks that swim through either air or water and attempt to bite a designated target a single time, with multiple attempts being allowed. also, if the sharks are in water, they're undetectable. ah, good times :) )

[Steampunkette]

Sharkforce's spell should probably just summon Captain Mako.

[Steampunkette]

No! Wait! Transform INTO Captain Mako.

A Unique Entity with various shark-spirit summoning powers, claw and bite attacks, and shark-based inherent abilities (like Sharkskin and Shark Senses)

http://paragonwiki.com/wiki/Leviathan_Mastery

[Arkhios]

Two more! ^_^

Arkhios' Arcing Spark
4^th-level evocation

Casting Time: 1 action
Range: 90 feet
Components: V, S, M (a silver pin)
Duration: Instantaneous

You create a flash of lightning that arcs toward a target of your choice that you can see within range. Two bolts then leap from that target to as many as two other targets, each of which must be within 20 feet of the first target. A target can be a creature or an object and can be targeted by only one of the bolts.
A target must make a Dexterity saving throw. taking 4d10 lightning damage on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one.
At Higher Levels. When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 6^th level or higher, one additional bolt leaps from the first target to another target for every two slot levels above 4^th.

Thanks! I like this. Not sure if it's balanced, but I have this mage in a story I wrote when I was 14 or something, and his name was Aistarkhios. If you could change it that much, I'd appreciate. :P

[Ninja_Prawn]

Thanks! I like this. Not sure if it's balanced, but I have this mage in a story I wrote when I was 14 or something, and his name was Aistarkhios. If you could change it that much, I'd appreciate. :P

I suppose I can change the name, but then people might not realise it's your spell.

And I'm open to suggestions regarding balance. Chain Lightning is way over the DMG's suggested power curve, and there aren't any other straight-up attack spells at level 4 to compare it to...

[Arkhios]

I suppose I can change the name, but then people might not realise it's your spell.

And I'm open to suggestions regarding balance. Chain Lightning is way over the DMG's suggested power curve, and there aren't any other straight-up attack spells at level 4 to compare it to...

As I said I have no idea if it's balanced, over nor under, and it doesn't matter, it's flavourful. I suppose the name-change should still be obviously linked to me :P)

[Ninja_Prawn]

I think it's about time we got some high-level spells in here, don't you...?

DracoKnight's Permanent Bond
8^th-level enchantment (ritual)

Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Touch
Components: V, S
Duration: Until dispelled

You touch a dragon that is at least one size category larger than you are, attempting to bond with it. It must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw or be permanently charmed by you, regarding you as if you were part of its family (which may or may not be a good thing). If you or creatures that are friendly to you are fighting it, it has advantage on the saving throw. A willing dragon may choose to fail the saving throw.
While the dragon is charmed, it is bound to serve you as a mount in battle, which it does to the best of its ability. You also have a telepathic link with it as long as the two of you are on the same plane of existence and as long as both of you are conscious, each of you can use this telepathic link to communicate with the other.
The dragon knows that it is charmed by you and retains its personality and alignment while under the effects of this spell; for example, a good dragon might refuse to use its breath weapon on innocent civilians. The DM has the dragon's statistics.
This spell ends if either party dies or if you attempt to bond with a different dragon.

[gfishfunk]

Lady Constant's Mobile Feast
3rd-level conjuration (ritual)

Casting Time: 10 minutes
Range: 5'
Components: V, S, M (The Seed of an Elder Tree which cannot be bought, and which the spell consumes)
Duration: 40 minutes

You conjure a long table, chairs, flatware, and dishes capable of seating 10 people. Elemental servants serve dishes, whisk away empty plates, and refill goblets. The feast has enough food to continuously feed everyone present. At the end of the duration of the spell, everyone present finds themselves standing and invigorated, although no one can remember what they ate exactly, although it was exceedingly good.

Partaking in the feast counts as a long rest.

[Ninja_Prawn]

Lady Constant's Mobile Feast
3rd-level conjuration (ritual)

Casting Time: 10 minutes
Range: 5'
Components: V, S, M (The Seed of an Elder Tree which cannot be bought, and which the spell consumes)
Duration: 40 minutes

You conjure a long table, chairs, flatware, and dishes capable of seating 10 people. Elemental servants serve dishes, whisk away empty plates, and refill goblets. The feast has enough food to continuously feed everyone present. At the end of the duration of the spell, everyone present finds themselves standing and invigorated, although no one can remember what they ate exactly, although it was exceedingly good.

Partaking in the feast counts as a long rest.

Who's Lady Constant? It's not a name I recognise...

[gfishfunk]

Homebrewed: I put this together in a game I ran, and she is the one that taught it. Change the name to anything.

The idea was to be able to provide a long rest for a really important fight (or sequence of fights) for story-related purposes and enable it only through GM fiat of providing the necessary consumed materials.

[Shining Wrath]

Peelee's Bardic Bonus
Illusion Cantrip
Casting Time: bonus action
Range: touch
Components: S, special
Duration: one minute (concentration)

For the duration, a person you touch who is singing, sings in 4 part harmony [SATB]. Alternatively, a person who is speaking gains a reverberation effect, emulating the stereotypical "voice of God". This may enhance the quality of a performance, giving the performer advantage on a roll at the DM's option.

[Ninja_Prawn]

Homebrewed: I put this together in a game I ran, and she is the one that taught it. Change the name to anything.

The idea was to be able to provide a long rest for a really important fight (or sequence of fights) for story-related purposes and enable it only through GM fiat of providing the necessary consumed materials.

Ah, ok.

I'm going to take it off the index then - unless you want to re-dedicate it to a Regular. This thread is for spells based on the screen names or personalities of forum-goers only.

[gfishfunk]

Ah, ok.

I'm going to take it off the index then - unless you want to re-dedicate it to a Regular. This thread is for spells based on the screen names or personalities of forum-goers only.

Oh, okay. I didn't quite get that in the original post on this thread. I thought it was homebrewed spells. My bad.

[Ninja_Prawn]

Oh, okay. I didn't quite get that in the original post on this thread. I thought it was homebrewed spells. My bad.

Eh, it's my fault too. I kind of assumed the title and link to JNA's thread was enough to imply it.

I'll put a 'thread rules' spoiler in.

[Shining Wrath]

khadgar567's Breath of the Dragon
3rd level transmutation
Casting Time: Action
Range: 30 feet
Components: V, S, M (a scale or other body part from the appropriate type of dragon)
Duration: Concentration, up to one minute

You give a willing creature within range the ability to use a breath weapon like a dragon of your choice. For the duration, the creature may use a bonus action to breathe according to the following table:

Dragon Type	Damage Type	Range and Shape
White	Cold	15' cone
Green	Poison	15' cone
Black	Acid	30' line
Blue	Lightning	30' line
Red	Fire	15' cone
Brass	Fire	15' cone
Bronze	Lightning	30' line
Copper	Poison	15' cone
Silver	Cold	15' cone
Gold	Fire	15' cone

All dragon types do 2d6 damage. The breath weapon will recharge on a roll of 4, 5, or 6. The recharge roll is made at the end of the target creature's turn. Do not roll at the end of a turn where the breath weapon was used. If the breath weapon is available it may be used to make attacks of opportunity as a reaction.

Higher level spell slots: Casting khadgar567's Breath of the Dragon with a 5th level slot increases the damage to 3d6, and increases the length of the cone to 20', or the length of the line to 40'. Using a 7th level slot increases damage to 4d6, and increases the length of the cone to 25', or the length of the line to 50'. Using a 9th level slot increases damage to 5d6, and increases the length of the cone to 30', or the length of the line to 60'.

[khadgar567]

khadgar567's Breath of the Dragon
3rd level transmutation
Casting Time: Action
Range: 30 feet
Components: V, S, M (a scale or other body part from the appropriate type of dragon)
Duration: Concentration, up to one minute

You give a willing creature within range the ability to use a breath weapon like a dragon of your choice. For the duration, the creature may use a bonus action to breathe according to the following table:

Dragon Type	Damage Type	Range and Shape
White	Cold	15' cone
Green	Poison	15' cone
Black	Acid	30' line
Blue	Lightning	30' line
Red	Fire	15' cone
Brass	Fire	15' cone
Bronze	Lightning	30' line
Copper	Poison	15' cone
Silver	Cold	15' cone
Gold	Fire	15' cone

All dragon types do 2d6 damage. The breath weapon will recharge on a roll of 4, 5, or 6. The recharge roll is made at the end of the target creature's turn. Do not roll at the end of a turn where the breath weapon was used. If the breath weapon is available it may be used to make attacks of opportunity as a reaction.

Higher level spell slots: Casting khadgar567's Breath of the Dragon with a 5th level slot increases the damage to 3d6, and increases the length of the cone to 20', or the length of the line to 40'. Using a 7th level slot increases damage to 4d6, and increases the length of the cone to 25', or the length of the line to 50'. Using a 9th level slot increases damage to 5d6, and increases the length of the cone to 30', or the length of the line to 60'.

thanks for the spell shining

[Ninja_Prawn]

A couple more ideas:

AmbientRaven's Beady Eye
1^st-level divination

Casting Time: 1 action
Range: 90 feet
Components: S
Duration: Concentration, up to 1 minute

You attempt to forge a bond with tiny birds in your vicinity. Target a tiny beast with a flight speed that you can see within range. For the duration of the spell, you can see through it eyes, though while you are doing so you are unable to use your own eyes. As a bonus action, you can switch back to your own eyes, or to those of any other valid target within 90 feet of you. You cannot control the target in any way, though you can still control your own body while looking through another creature's eyes. You have disadvantage on attack rolls, Dexterity checks and Dexterity saving throws while using another creature's eyes.
If a creature whose eyes you are using moves more than 90 feet away from you, your vision automatically reverts to your own eyes, though the spell remains active and can be switched to another beast as normal.



AmbientRaven's Feathered Haunting
1^st-level enchantment

Casting Time: 1 minute
Range: Self
Components: V, S, M (a raven's feather)
Duration: 8 hours

You place an eldritch charm upon yourself, which attracts ravens and crows to you. For the duration of the spell, whenever you look around you, there will be at least one black-winged bird within your field of view, even if there would not normally be any such birds in your current location. These birds are magically compelled to stay close to you and cannot be frightened away by any means short of an Antipathy spell.



DracoKnight's Impeccable Presentation
1^st-level illusion

Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Touch
Components: V, S, M (a writing implement)
Duration: Concentration, up to 1 hour

When cast upon a forged or otherwise falsified document, this spell causes the document to take on the appearance of a genuine, official document. For the duration of the spell it is impossible to detect the forgery by mundane means, but any creature that can see through illusions will perceive the true document and may or may not detect the forgery depending upon the skill of the forger.
At Higher Levels. When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 3^rd level or higher, the duration becomes 8 hours and does not require concentration. When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 5^th level or higher, the duration becomes 'permanent, until dispelled'.

[Peelee]

Peelee's Bardic Bonus
Illusion Cantrip
Casting Time: bonus action
Range: touch
Components: S, special
Duration: one minute (concentration)

For the duration, a person you touch who is singing, sings in 4 part harmony [SATB]. Alternatively, a person who is speaking gains a reverberation effect, emulating the stereotypical "voice of God". This may enhance the quality of a performance, giving the performer advantage on a roll at the DM's option.

...so it Zoidbergs singers, and epics speakers? Best spell EVER!

[Snowbluff]

Actually, the whole permissions thing isn't just polite, it's a stipulation that Roland St. Jude (or another mod) required us to use so we don't bother each other with unwanted entries.

[khadgar567]

Actually, the whole permissions thing isn't just polite, it's a stipulation that Roland St. Jude (or another mod) required us to use so we don't bother each other with unwanted entries.

So we might well request a sub forum for all this with Loyal, snow and ninjaprawn as local mods