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**goto124** · 2016-02-25, 10:52 AM (ISO 8601)

Has anyone played a vegetable as a PC?

No, not the vegetative state - literal vegetables such as cabbages, leeks, and tomatoes. Walking, talking vegetables that may or may not eat themselves.

Or a town full of funny vegetables, perhaps in an unofficial 'war' against a town of funny fruits.

Or entire races of vegetables.

Or animated vegetables.

Any veg?

**WarKitty** · 2016-02-25, 11:02 AM (ISO 8601)

Now I need to introduce undead vegetables into my game.

**The Glyphstone** · 2016-02-25, 11:33 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by WarKitty

Now I need to introduce undead vegetables into my game.

The Celery Stalks At Midnight?

**Segev** · 2016-02-25, 11:37 AM (ISO 8601)

Do mushrooms count? Myconoids are valid NPCs; I contemplated a Myconoid PC at one point (though never really hashed out mechanics I was happy with).

**JoeJ** · 2016-02-25, 11:37 AM (ISO 8601)

Veggie Tales, the RPG!

**Madbox** · 2016-02-25, 12:23 PM (ISO 8601)

No, but now I have to. Could be an adventure hook, too. A treant discovers that it can animate plants other than trees, gets tired of its children getting eaten by people.

**Segev** · 2016-02-25, 12:26 PM (ISO 8601)

Hah. The villains are horrific vegan elves!

**noob** · 2016-02-25, 12:31 PM (ISO 8601)

I agree: elves are cannibals: if you want to do no cannibalism you should use a spell to remove the effects of starvation instead of eating.

**Segev** · 2016-02-25, 12:35 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by noob

I agree: elves are cannibals: if you want to do no cannibalism you should use a spell to remove the effects of starvation instead of eating.

Tut, tut. Nobody ever said elves eat other elves. "Cannibal" is a tricky term in a setting with more than one sapient species. ;)

**Drynwyn** · 2016-02-25, 12:39 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Segev

Tut, tut. Nobody ever said elves eat other elves. "Cannibal" is a tricky term in a setting with more than one sapient species. ;)

I believe "Sapiovore" would be the term to use.

**YossarianLives** · 2016-02-25, 12:43 PM (ISO 8601)

When I was 9, I played a free-form RPG with almost no rules with some friends. My first character was a carrot wizard. How this came about was never explained in-game

**Strigon** · 2016-02-25, 12:55 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Segev

Do mushrooms count? Myconoids are valid NPCs; I contemplated a Myconoid PC at one point (though never really hashed out mechanics I was happy with).

Too bad; sounds like he could have been a fun guy!
I hate myself.

**nedz** · 2016-02-25, 01:07 PM (ISO 8601)

Do Shambling Mounds count ?

They're more of a walking compost heap - so it's a bit like playing a character made out of vegetable peelings.

**SpoonR** · 2016-02-25, 04:32 PM (ISO 8601)

Gamma World had mutated sentient plants. If they looked too plantlike robots would chase them with lawnmowers.

**Talakeal** · 2016-02-25, 04:36 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by The Glyphstone

The Celery Stalks At Midnight?

You know, its been almost three decades since I read that book, and I just now got the pun.

**Florian** · 2016-02-25, 05:15 PM (ISO 8601)

Oh, thank you very much. Now I´ve the tune of "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" stuck in my mind...

**Mith** · 2016-02-25, 08:01 PM (ISO 8601)

When I was 9, I played a free-form RPG with almost no rules with some friends. My first character was a carrot wizard. How this came about was never explained in-game

Did he wear a wizard hat on his head, or as pants? Or did he not have a hat?

**cobaltstarfire** · 2016-02-25, 08:25 PM (ISO 8601)

If they're anything like pikmin I'd quickly go in the other direction.

Sure they're cute and all, but then you die and they feed you to their onion, which for whatever reason just creeps me right out.

**Mith** · 2016-02-25, 08:29 PM (ISO 8601)

Someone was writing up a Pikmin Captain class for 3.5. My response was that this makes a really handy way to get rid of trolls, let alone a really good way to just deal with any corpses you happen upon.

**Squibsallotl** · 2016-02-25, 09:15 PM (ISO 8601)

The closest I've ever got is an encounter with a Calzone golem. We defeated it by eating it.

**YossarianLives** · 2016-02-25, 10:29 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Mith

Did he wear a wizard hat on his head, or as pants? Or did he not have a hat?

He had a conical hat and a staff. How he held said staff is a mystery.

On another note, his first action within the game was to walk into a tavern and order a glass of beet-juice. At the time I was convinced that carrots and beets had an ancient and bloodthirsty fued.

**goto124** · 2016-02-25, 11:22 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Squibsallotl

The closest I've ever got is an encounter with a Calzone golem. We defeated it by eating it.

Did the GM make a Calzone miniature to represent the Calzone golem? Did you and your friends eat it IRL?

**Milo v3** · 2016-02-28, 09:52 PM (ISO 8601)

I once had the Dandelion King, an awakened dandelion warlock. He liked setting non-dandelion vegetation on fire.

**Alex12** · 2016-02-29, 06:48 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Strigon

Too bad; sounds like he could have been a fun guy!
I hate myself.

You. I hate you right now.

**Strigon** · 2016-02-29, 07:47 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Alex12

You. I hate you right now.

Just when I was starting to wonder if I had gotten away with it...

**Graypairofsocks** · 2016-03-01, 12:28 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Squibsallotl

The closest I've ever got is an encounter with a Calzone golem. We defeated it by eating it.

This is an actual monster in D&D.

**Vizzerdrix** · 2016-03-01, 02:10 PM (ISO 8601)

My first rifts character was a psychic houseplant that had turned its plant pot into a little mech. Does that count?

**Segev** · 2016-03-01, 02:37 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Vizzerdrix

My first rifts character was a psychic houseplant that had turned its plant pot into a little mech. Does that count?

Was that a custom RCC/OCC, or is that something they actually wrote up?

**Vizzerdrix** · 2016-03-01, 04:35 PM (ISO 8601)

Custom. One of the more experianced players knocked something together for me after him and the gm claimed it was a system where I could play anything I could think of.

**Âmesang** · 2016-03-01, 05:35 PM (ISO 8601)

So who would make the better BBEG? Bunnicula or Count Duckula?

Originally Posted by Squibsallotl

The closest I've ever got is an encounter with a Calzone golem. We defeated it by eating it.

"It's Pizza the Hutt!"

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