What's on the Shelf: 1001 Essays, Treatises, and Books on Magic

[Lacco]

1684. Mind the Gap: 100 Ways to Cross a Ravine
1685. 1685 of Imperium: Detailed Almanac for The Year of Single-Eye Arachnid
1686. Donkeys, Mules and Other Delicious Treats: Goblin Cookbook
1687. How to Rest: Learn to Meditate Like Elves Do (Comprehensive Guide to Elven Meditation)
1688. Elven Runes: Learn to Write Like Elves Do

[Bohandas]

1689.) Stupid Sorcery
1690.) The Elegant Epics of Elves
1691.) The Complete Encyclopedia of Signs and Portents

[Bohandas]

1692.) The Epic of Biomesh

[Segev]

1693.) Lords of the ░░X░░lls: Vol. I░For Whom the Bel Tolls
1694.) Lords of th░░░X░Hells: Vol░II ░░Disputes with Dispater
1695.) Lords of the░░░░el░: Vol. I░I -░░░░░░░ing Mammon From Heaven
1696.) Lords of ░he ░X░░░s: Vol. ░V - The Evidence, Belial, the Claims
1697.) [A blank book in the same binding style and with blank pages in the same type and age as those around it]
1698.) Lo░░░░f t░e░░X░░s: Vol. ░V░░Levistus ░░░░Geryon With It
1699.) Lords of the ░░Hells: Vol. ░V░- Glasya-Eyed Stair
1700.) L░rds of t░░░░X░░ls: Vol. ░II░ - Shooting th░░░alzebul
1701.) Lords of the░░X░Hells: Vol. V░░I - Magical Mister Me░░░stopheles
1702.) ░░rd░░░░e░░X░░s: Vol. ░X░ - Asmodeus Ex Machina

[Lord Torath]

1693.) Lords of the ░░X░░lls: Vol. I░For Whom the Bel Tolls
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I assume the "blots" are intentional, and not just symbols my computer refuses to translate.

[Segev]

I assume the "blots" are intentional, and not just symbols my computer refuses to translate.

They are. If I were an artist, they'd be rendered as faded, scratched-out, or otherwise "naturally" degraded portions of the cover, obscuring parts of the text.

[Bohandas]

1703.) The Epic of Gilligan

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1704.) Webspinner's Dictionary
1705.) Bardlet's Quotable Familiars
1706.) The Laudable Legends of Lizardfolk

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1707.) What Color is Your Ring of Feather Falling
1708.) The Science of Peace

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1709.) The Frugal Cannibal
1710.) The Frugal Cannibal Military Handbook
1711.) The Frugal Cannibal Cooks Three Ancient Corpses
1712.) The Frugal Cannibal Cooks A Whole Family

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1713.) The Cook's Guide to Anarchy
1714.) The Poor Man's Murlynd

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1715.) The Prayer of A Xerox and the Song of the Three Hole Punch
1716.) The Book Of Danny
1717.) The Letter of Jerry
1718.) On Floating Corpses
1719.) The Book of Joan
1720.) The Book of Letters
1721.) The Book of Mike
1722.) The Book of Dreamcast
1723.) The First and Second Books of Peasants
1724.) Work Shirkers and Days
1725.) The Book of Juries
1726.) The Book of Executioners
1727.) ten unrelated books by different authors all entitled "The Art of War" (cf. Sun Tzu, Sun Bin, and Niccolo Macciavelli IRL)
1728.) The Oddity [sic]
1729.) The Book of Folly
1730.) The Book of Wisenheimers
1731.) The Epic of Error
1732.) De Marijuana Medica
1733.) The Nine Books of Forgettable Deeds and Sayings
1734.) The Art of Hate
1735.) The Canon of Locked Room Mystery
1736.) Dialogue of Jason and Chucky
1737.) The Song of the Lurid
1738.) Belling the Dragon
1739.) The Feng Shui of Tony
1740.) The Comprehensive Meaning of Customs and Excises
1741.) Guidebook of the Elysian Seas
1742.) Twenty Books on the Meaning of Meaning
1743.) The Myth of Syphilis
1744.) Parallel Universes
1745.) The Stone Dead Classics
1746.) The Book of Immutables
1747.) The Book of Books About Documents About Books

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1748.) What Color is Your Seat Cushion Flotation Device

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1749.) True Scripture to Awaken the Neighbors
1750.) Lives and Opinions of Officious Philosophers
1751.) Refutation of All Veracities
1752.) The Book of Alive Burial
1753.) Declarations of the Infected

[Lacco]

1754. Eternity without Boredom: Practical Guide to Lichdom
1755. Breaking the Ray: Experimenting with Prisms
1756. Risk and Reward: Adventuring as Wizard
1757. Charisma for Advanced I.: Why Sorcerers get the Girls
1758. Charisma for Advanced II.: Fashionable without Cleavage
1759. Mirrors and Smoke: Illusions and Charms
1760. The Equilibrium of Power: Choosing the Right Combination of Spells

[Bohandas]

1761.) The Origin and Deeds of the Emos
1762.) About the Mystery of the Numbers
1763.) The Scarlet Laws
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1764.) Concerning Self-Righteous Places (De Locis Sanctimonious)
1765.) The Elevator of Divine Ascent
1766.) The Book of Fatty
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1767.) The Quinine Chronicle
1768.) Light Crystal Rhymes
1769.) The Stele of the Ludicrous Religion
1770.) The First and Second Books of the Chronic
1771.) The Provincial Capitals of Minor Nations
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1772.) The Whole Musical Enchilada
1773.) Little Book of the Construction of Butterfly Pasta
1774.) The Ivan Drago Sacramentary
1775.) The Book of Aaaargh!
1776.) The Declaration of Co-dependence
1777.) Annals of the Soft Headed
1778.) The Divinatory Comedy
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1779.) The Cubic Zirconium Sutra
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1780.) The G'day Fragments
1u81.) The Seven Cryptical Leaflets of Hsan
1782.) The Seven Cryptical Books of Hand Jive
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1783.) The Ka-ching Stone Classics

[Lacco]

1784. The Liste of Artifacta Found in Ruinned Metropolai of Grimhold by Isithapos the Mad
1785. Ethical View of the Laws of Magical Wars - a Notated Discussion of Archmagi of Three Universities
1786. How To Train Your Homunculus
1787. Mysteries of Blood: Notes from Discussion with a Vampire during Vivisection
1788. The Caster's Voice: 100 Magical Runes and their Correct Pronounciation
1789. Love and Hatred: On Nature of Spirits
1790. Orcs and Nature: The Perfect Match?
1791. Risk Management of Spellcasting: How to Mitigate Risk of Backfire
1792. Risk Management of Summoning: Pronounciation of Demonic Names as Well As Common Failures in Communication with Djinni
1793. Errata To Risk Management of Summoning: With Apologies for the 2 Feet Tennis Misspell
1794. Taking Back: How To Remove Unwanted Effects of Wish Spell
1795. Eye of the Beholder: On Beauty of Species and Monsters
1796. Eye of the Beholder: 20 Recipes

@all: thanks for catching the double numbers. Fixed.

[Segev]

1795. Eye of the Beholder: On Beauty of Species and Monsters
1795. Eye of the Beholder: 20 Recipes

The second of these should probably be 1796.

1797. Aye of the Beholder: Book 1 of the Beholder Boatswain series.

[Lacco]

1798. Eye of the Beholden: Anatomy of Eyebulb
1799. Advanced Mathematica: What comes after MDCCVC? MDCCXCVI!

@Segev: thanks for spotting that.

[Lord Torath]

Between the double 1792s and 1795s, the most recent entry is:

1800: Advanced Mathematica: What comes after MDCCVC? MDCCXCVI!

[Bohandas]

1801.) The Golden Bowel
1802.) The Final Folio
1803.) The Tragedy of Romeo and Julio [sic]
1804.) The Myriad Thingies of the Multiverse
1805.) Newly Compiled Mirror of Funhouses
1806.) New Selection and Record of Made Up Titles and Funny Names
1807.) The Six Major Had-To-Be-There Collections
1808.) Ghostly Strange Records of Strange Ghostly Recording Artists
1809.) The Pixie Chronicle
1810.) Chronicles of the Kings of Albacore
1811.) Annals of Salsbury Steak
1812.) The Vision of Charles the Morbidly Obese
1813.) On the Properties of the Paraelemental Planes
1814.) The Encyclopedia of Pain
1815.) The Book of the Sage and Thyme
1816.) On the Governance of the Underworld
1817.) Multiversal Geography
1818.) The History of Gangster Island
1819.) The Big Book of Divinations
1820.) Mummies For Dummies
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1821.) The Truncated Cuboctahedron Texts
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1822.) The Nag Me All Day Codex
1823.) On the Excretia of The Soul
1824.) The Gospel of Flathead
1825.) The Book of Terry the Contender
1826.) The Homeostasis of the Archons
1827.) The Treatise on Reanimation
1828.) The Rulers of Reality
1829.) The Testament of Falsehood
1830.) The Testimony of Derivativeness
1831.) Vast Active Living Ignorance System
1832.) The Temptation of Oncogenes
1833.) Polymorphic Proteanoids
1834.) The Lightning, Mammoth Mind
1835.) The Conservation of Our Great Power
1836.) The Concept of Our Cheese Grater
1837.) On the Origin of the Material Plane
1838.) The Opiate Diagrams
1839.) The Promised Door
1840.) The Book of Gatekeepers
1841.) The Book of Answers
1842.) Ice Without Water
1843.) The Narrative of Ten Young Dwarves

[khadgar567]

1844.) codex of argent d'nur
1845.) how to summon demons argent d'nur edition
1846.) how to train your demon book I

[Bohandas]

1847.) The Linen Book of Linen
1848.) The Book of Anagram
1849.) The Book of [the Prophet] Jose
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1850.) The Book of Spin
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1851.) The Holy Press-In Bottle Adapter (a treatise on potions)
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1852.) Lemarchand's Placemat (this is a paper restaurant placemat for children. If the word search on the placemat is completed, fiends appear and drag the solver down to the lower planes)
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1853.) The Bebilith's Bibliography
1854.) The Kelubar's Catalog
1855.) The Erinyes' Encyclopedia
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1856.) The Demodand's Dictionary
1857.) The Hellbound Head
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1858.) The Fundamentals of Religion

[Noxangelo]

1859.) Kill it with love: ballads of a banshee bard – Asha the thrice cursed

1860.) Bad romance: ballads of a banshee bard – Asha the thrice cursed

1861.) Death metal: ballads of a banshee bard – Asha the thrice cursed

1862.) Scream it to the void: ballads of a banshee bard – Asha the thrice cursed

1863.) Silence between the notes: music and the necromantic arts – Asha the thrice cursed

1864.) Echo of the scream: bardic music and the undead – Asha the thrice cursed

1865.) The fine line between love and hate: musing on love in undeath – Asha the thrice cursed

as a fan of the implements/focuses of 4e/5e the books of ballads would be masterwork instruments for perform: sing and would be magical instruments like the Fochluchan Bandore. with bound spells themed on voice and sound based necromantic spells of the bard list as well as bard like PrC's. obviously they would also have some form of wail of the banshee on them

[Bohandas]

1866.) The Book of Jailors
1867.) The Book of Royal Prayer
1868.) Diary of a Lady Muskrat
1869.) The Boxspring Book
1870.) The Book of Poisoning
1871.) The Record of Kola
1872.) Liber Gonorrheus
1873.) Discourse on the Existence of the Archfiends
1874.) Discourse on the Existence of the Baernoloths
1875.) The Public Pool Essays
1876.) The Dreamhouse Essays
1877.) Comprehensive Governance in the Construction of Magic Mirrors
1878.) Occlucidarium
1879.) The Book of Curing (a treatise on salted meats)

[Lvl 2 Expert]

1880) You now have gonorrhea. (small print subtitle: How to lie in a believable fashion)
1881) This book is on fire
1882) The story of your life. Yes, yours.
1883) 1001 hilarious dungeon pranks for lightening up your adventure
1884) The Great Book of Favorite Numbers
1885) 24 hours in a vat
1886) Vikings on the run
1887) The Great Big Book of Large Thick Books
1888) Book by a Crook, a thief's diary
1889) Book by a Crook 2, a thief's diarrhea

[Lord Torath]

Well, you did it. Just had to make me go and add another post. That's over 150,000 characters of fake book titles.

Spoiler: 1801 - 1900

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1801: The Golden Bowel
1802: The Final Folio
1803: The Tragedy of Romeo and Julio [sic]
1804: The Myriad Thingies of the Multiverse
1805: Newly Compiled Mirror of Funhouses
1806: New Selection and Record of Made Up Titles and Funny Names
1807: The Six Major Had-To-Be-There Collections
1808: Ghostly Strange Records of Strange Ghostly Recording Artists
1809: The Pixie Chronicle
1810: Chronicles of the Kings of Albacore
1811: Annals of Salsbury Steak
1812: The Vision of Charles the Morbidly Obese
1813: On the Properties of the Paraelemental Planes
1814: The Encyclopedia of Pain
1815: The Book of the Sage and Thyme
1816: On the Governance of the Underworld
1817: Multiversal Geography
1818: The History of Gangster Island
1819: The Big Book of Divinations
1820: Mummies For Dummies
1821: The Truncated Cuboctahedron Texts
1822: The Nag Me All Day Codex
1823: On the Excretia of The Soul
1824: The Gospel of Flathead
1825: The Book of Terry the Contender
1826: The Homeostasis of the Archons
1827: The Treatise on Reanimation
1828: The Rulers of Reality
1829: The Testament of Falsehood
1830: The Testimony of Derivativeness
1831: Vast Active Living Ignorance System
1832: The Temptation of Oncogenes
1833: Polymorphic Proteanoids
1834: The Lightning, Mammoth Mind
1835: The Conservation of Our Great Power
1836: The Concept of Our Cheese Grater
1837: On the Origin of the Material Plane
1838: The Opiate Diagrams
1839: The Promised Door
1840: The Book of Gatekeepers
1841: The Book of Answers
1842: Ice Without Water
1843: The Narrative of Ten Young Dwarves
1844: Codex of Argent D'Nur
1845: How to Summon Demons - Argent D'Nur Edition
1846: How to Train Your Demon: Book I
1847: The Linen Book of Linen
1848: The Book of Anagram
1849: The Book of [the Prophet] Jose
1850: The Book of Spin
1851: The Holy Press-In Bottle Adapter (a treatise on potions)
1852: Lemarchand's Placemat (this is a paper restaurant placemat for children. If the word search on the placemat is completed, fiends appear and drag the solver down to the lower planes)
1853: The Bebilith's Bibliography
1854: The Kelubar's Catalog
1855: The Erinyes' Encyclopedia
1856: The Demodand's Dictionary
1857: The Hellbound Head
1858: The Fundamentals of Religion
1859: Kill it With Love: Ballads of a Banshee Bard by Asha the Thrice-Cursed
1860: Bad Romance: Ballads of a Banshee Bard by Asha the Thrice-Cursed
1861: Death Metal: Ballads of a Banshee Bard by Asha the Thrice-Cursed
1862: Scream it to the Void: Ballads of a Banshee Bard by Asha the Thrice-Cursed
1863: Silence Between the Notes: Music and the Necromantic Arts by Asha the Thrice-Cursed
1864: Echo of the Scream: Bardic Music and the Undead by Asha the Thrice-Cursed
1865: The Fine Line Between Love and Hate: Musing on Love in Undeath by Asha the Thrice-Cursed
1866: The Book of Jailors
1867: The Book of Royal Prayer
1868: Diary of a Lady Muskrat
1869: The Boxspring Book
1870: The Book of Poisoning
1871: The Record of Kola
1872: Liber Gonorrheus
1873: Discourse on the Existence of the Archfiends
1874: Discourse on the Existence of the Baernoloths
1875: The Public Pool Essays
1876: The Dreamhouse Essays
1877: Comprehensive Governance in the Construction of Magic Mirrors
1878: Occlucidarium
1879: The Book of Curing (a treatise on salted meats)
1880: You Now Have Gonorrhea. (small print subtitle: How to Lie in a believable fashion)
1881: This Book is on Fire
1882: The Story of Your Life. Yes, Yours.
1883: 1001 Hilarious Dungeon Pranks for Lightening Up Your Adventure
1884: The Great Book of Favorite Numbers
1885: 24 Hours in a Vat
1886: Vikings on the Run
1887: The Great Big Book of Large Thick Books
1888: Book by a Crook: A Thief's diary
1889: Book by a Crook 2: A Thief's Diarrhea
1890: Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer
1891: Lectitio Divinitatus
1892: one of the nine Books of Nagash
1893: Liber Necris
1894: Book of Medivh
1895: The Prophecies of Murlynd
1896: The Tale of Frankenstein's Campaign
1897: Records of Herasy
1898: The Book of Nonce Prayer
1899: The Life of Murlynd
1900: The Coronation of Louie the Ape

Spoiler: 1901 - 2000

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1901: The Collection of Magnificent Militarization
1902: On the Mundanity of the World ("De Mundi Mundane")
1903: Regarding All Colleges ("De University Universitate")
1904: The River of Sorcery
1905: The Ratfolk Sacramentary
1906: The Treatise of Crowns
1907: The Brutishness of Romance
1908: The Book of Banal Prayer
1909: The Divine Opera
1910: Jotunheim Missal
1911: Representative Answers from the Region Beyond the Heavens
1912: The Gambler's Sidearm: A Guide to Weaponizing the Humble Deck of Cards When the Tables Turn Against You – Maximillian Potash
1913: The Enchanted Deck: Unleashing the Cards' Deadly Potential – Jason Wild (contains the cantrip (level 1 for classes with no cantrips): “cards as weapons” material component: one playing card per attack. Make a ranged attack with the cards at your BAB, with each card functioning as a dagger with a range increment of 20 ft and +1 enhancement bonus per 4 caster levels, max +5 with +5 special abilities from DMG (might be too powerful, may need a limited list)
1914: Murder of Mordenkainen – Garrick the Bold. A fictional tale of an overly convoluted plot by the forces of evil to assassinate the mighty archmage.
1915: Trials of Tenser – Garrick the Bold. A fictional tale of three trials undertaken by the Archmage Tenser to obtain an artefact to defeat an evil lich.
1916: Man's Best Rriends: An Encyclopedia Series on the Dissection and Analysis of Common Urban and Domesticated Animals for the Purpose of Identifying Culinary Qualities, Potential Mundane Uses, Magical Components and Ingredients, and Materials for Use in Necromantic Spells and Rituals for the Purpose of Maximizing the Efficient Use of All Available Resources. - Lambert the butcher: Vol 1: Bats: More than Guano and Haunting Atmosphere
1917: Vol 2: Bovines: No Bull
1918: Vol 3: Swine: Bringing Home the Bacon
1919: Vol 4: Camels: Majestic Ships of the Deserts.
1920: Vol 5: Cats: More than Just Familiars and Vermin Hunters
1921: Vol 6: Dogs: Unothodox Uses for Man's Best Friend
1922: Vol 7: Donkeys, Mules and Asses: Noble Beasts of Burden
1923: Vol 8: Ponies and Horses: What to Do with the Foolish Knight's Steed
1924: Vol 9: Birds: Means Fair and Fowl
1925: Vol 10: Rats: Making the Most of What You Have When You Don’t Have Anything Else
1926: The Conference of the Dames
1927: The Book of Sajak
1928: The Tale of Cliches the Knight
1929: The Knight of the Rickshaw
1930: The Knight of the Wardrobe
1931: The Exegesis of Omnomnom
1932: Summary of Eastern Advances in Capital Punishment
1933: Topographia Hyboria
1934: Robin, The Story of the Grail
1935: The Five Three Interruptions
1936: Record of Rumored Recipes for Sushi
1937: Extended Continuation of the Four Continuations
1938: Aucassin on Nicotine
1939: Market Report on the Price of Oranges
1940: The Art of Being Acquited by the Court After Selling Love
1941: The Garden of Deformities
1942: The Gospels of Rainbow Brite
1943: Questions and Answers on Old Stories (Q&A Jiuwen)
1944: The Marmalade Psalter
1945: The Garden of Disgust
1946: The Art of Courtney Love
1947: History of Abandoned Churches
1948: The Book of the Forty-Two Deep Thinkers
1949: A Fiendish Game
1950: The Caustic Order (Ordo Vitriol)
1951: History of the Church of the Destroyer
1952: The Mimosa of Medicine
1953: The Guide for the Philistine (used here as an adjective)
1954: The Book of Divine Offences
1955: The Summa of Ludacris
1956: The Prey Codex
1957: The Guide to Things Perplexing
1958: Description of Whales
1959: The Iodized Psalter
1960: The Tale of Dan Cain's Campaign
1961: The Fire Mirror
1962: Repetition of Repetitious Repetition
1963: Book of the Pimp Hand
1964: Top Secret Dictionary of Pronunciations and Meanings, Annotated
1965: Treasury of the Illuminated Eye
1966: Treasury of the All-Seeing Eye
1967: The Oppositional Mirror
1968: Infamous Herbal Glossary
1969: The Joy of Alchemy
1970: A Song of Fire and More Fire
1971: Cold Catechisms (a book examining famous events, people, and places wherein a god is believed to have intervene but wherein the the identity of the god who acted, and/or the specific action that they took, is unknown or unproven)
1972: Unsolved Myths (another book examining famous events, people, and places wherein a god is believed to have intervene but wherein the the identity of the god who acted, and/or the specific action that they took, is unknown or unproven)
1973: Plausibly Deniable Acts of God (another book examining famous events, people, and places wherein a god is believed to have intervene but wherein the the identity of the god who acted, and/or the specific action that they took, is unknown or unproven)
1974: Nearing the End Again: A Dead Philosophers' Guide to the Afterlife of the Afterlife
1975: Cantrips Too Horrible to Even Contemplate
1976: Urine as a Spell Component: Best and Worst Uses. Includes a blooper section of comical anecdotes with drawings in the back of the book.
1977: Spiders!
1978: Living a Lie: How to Fake Life. Surprisingly complete in its approach to the topic, containing sections useful for vampires, ghouls, liches, demiliches and more.
1979: 20 Great Recipes with Dirt. Appears to be a completely serious guide written for literal dirt-poor people by a chef with the best intentions.
1980: More Spiders!
1981: Don't Mention this Book
1982: Arcane Enhanced Construction: Save Time and Money on Big Jobs with the Well Thought-Out Application of Magic
1983: Wizard Comics: Issue 1. This was a big collectible even just a few decades ago, but the title and its characters have slipped into relative obscurity among younger generations.
1984: This Book is Watching You
1985: The War in the Stars by Lucian Sunstopper
1986: They're EVERYWHERE! Where are these spiders even coming from?!
1987: A Summoner's Guide to Dinosaurs
1988: A Conjurer's Guide to Dinosaurs
1989: Tonight We're Gonna Party Like We're Ten Books that Way!
1990: Stunts and How to Execute Them
1991: Nosy Heroes and How to Execute Them.
1992: Run Now or You Will Never See Me Coming. (On closer inspection there's a little label on this one identifying it as part of the non-fiction section.)
1993: Ballad of the Great Bookwyrm
1994: In Defense of Honor: A Paladin's Memoires
1995: Ten Spells You Can Cast with Just a Book
1996: Ten Spells You Can Cast with Just this Book
1997: ARE THESE SPIDERS FROM SPACE?! GODS HELP US ALL!!!
1998: The Case Against Closing Arguments
1999: The Matrix. Small print: Do You Want to Khow What It Is?
2000: End of Year Doomsday Predictions Based on Analysis of Wall Calendars

Spoiler: 2001 - 2100

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2001: The Adventures of Space-Ulysses
2002: The Aimlessness of the Philosophers
2003: Xor and Nor
2004: The Curse of the Cannabis Cannibals
2005: A Certain Woeful Miracle
2006: The Life of Norman the Dragon
2007: The Deeds of the Weenies
2008: The Chronicle of the Fisherman Bishop
2009: Chronicle of the King of the Fishermen
2010: The Year We Made Contact Lenses
2011: The Plane of Bingeatory
2012: Troubling Revelations From Comparative Analysis Of Tear-Off Calendars (predicts that the end of the world will occur on December 31st)
2013: The Nun's Priest's Father's Brother's Nephew's Cousin's Former Roommate's Tale
2014: The Quacksalver's Tale
2015: [i]The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust[i/]: Original Musical Score
2016: Signs of the End
2017: Book to the Illuminati: In Praise of the New World Order
2018: The Ginormous Codex
2019: Pictoral of Drug Paraphernalia
2020: Pictoral Of Witches' Cauldrons
2021: Underwater Dog Breeding
2022: Battlefield Oerth
2023: The Dream of Rhomboids
2024: The Book of Juggalos
2025: The Law Codex of Vindaloo
2026: Collected Cases of Injustice Upheld
2027: The Book of Tesseracts
2028: Yuengling Saga
2029: The Gears of the World
2030: Where Is the Song of Saint Diego?
2031: Lives of the Poisoners
2032: The Leaden Legend
2033: The Booberry Tales
2034: Radio Free Avalon
2035: The Fortunate Fabrication
2036: Guide to Superhell
2037: Radio Free Aldebaran
2038: Atlas of Mass Transit Systems of North America
2039: Vermouth, Olives, and Grain
2040: MWH: Meat-shield, Wizard, Healer
2041: Short-Term Precognition: How to Be a Perfect Bureaucrat
2042: Experience Over Vigor: Winning wars with Old People
2043: The Index. This book catalogs all the other books, making it much easier to find whatever you are looking for. Note: the index is cursed, such that it is always the last book you find.
2044: Better Homes and Gardens New Cookbook Wally's Wizzard Wonderbook (A cookbook with a beginners Grimoire scribbled in the margins and across the recipes. The original cookbook can still be made out in some places, but mostly it is covered with arcane symbols and rambling explanations of basic magical principles that do more to confuse the reader than anything else.)
2045: What I Did On My Holidays OR The Fall Of The Markepthian Empire.
2046: Cooking with Dragons: A Kobold's Guide
2047: The Dictionary of Eye-Watering Words
2048: The Nine Temptations of Little Red in the Gumdrop Kingdom
2049: sgnitteS enacrA yadyrevE ni srorriM fo erutaN eht no snoitavresbO
2050: barbaian gide tu writen.
2051: Yet More Things to Do with a Fish and a Bucket
2052: No, this Book Won't Help, but You're Going to Flick Through it Anyway Aren't You? - A Prophetic Primer (Back cover reads "Told you so")
2053: A Horse, A Spoon and A Bucket.
2054: Experiments in Toad Elevation. Volume 9.
2055: 100,000 Words (a book with no other text, but 100 aparently random images)
2056: ! (this text is, if read and understood correctly, a detail textbook on how to become a practising wizard. It contains no words or characters.)
2057: 3+7 = Lukewarm Hotdog: The Mathematics of Irrational Planes of Existence.
2058: Where Gold Doesn't Rule the World: An Excursion to Currencies on Different Planes of Existence
2059: My Cursed Life: Autobiography of Leyra, the Cursed.
2060: How to Life While Cursed: Self-Help Book by the Arcanist Leyra the Thrice-Cursed
2061: Guide to Curse-Breaking - by Archmage Leyra, the UNCURSED!
2062: Lessons of Ironic Revenge
2063: Red Herrings and How to Catch Them
2064: of Diabolical Logarithms
2065: The Jumping Wand
2066: The Little Mage that Made
2067: Brave Familiar: Ted, the Toad
2068: The Great Familiar Conspiracy (the book appears to be damaged by claws)
2069: The Great Familiar Conspiracy 2: Rise of the Companions
2070: When Casters Get Clawed - the thrilling finale of the familar conspiracy trilogy (If you find the whole trilogy you might notice the books have different authors.)
2071: Practical Guide to Polite Politics by Prince Pete of The Principality of Primedale
2072: Freaky Familiars and Where to Find Them by Raze McClain
2073: Raze's Guide to Fiendish Dealings
2074: Making Magical Maladies by Unknown
2075: Demiplanes of the Demonic Origin
2076: How to Organize Mythical Libraries (Cursed to constantly rearrange the books around it arbitrarily and only out of sight of anyone)
2077: The Book of the Knowledge of All Domains
2078: The Me-Gusta Codex
2079: The Tales of Count Luchador
2080: The Book of Four Ancient Whales
2081: The Song of Rolaids
2082: The Cantilever Tales
2083: Catbert Rising: A great familiar conspiracy book
2084: Catbert Rising 2: Of Apes and Stoats
2085: Of Apes and Stoats 2: Rat Paladin
2086: Rat Paladin 2: Dry Hawk's Revenge
2087: The Great Familiar Conspiracy Companion
2088: Redhats for Al the Gnome (A book on the dangers of magical enhancement)
2089: An Outlands Archon in Tiamat's Court
2090: Chronicles of Frederator
2091: The Temple and the Bazaar
2092: The Fifteen Joys of Dying
2093: Pauper's Necronomicon
2094: On the Region Beyond the Don's Territory
2095: The Function of Preaching
2096: a marble figurine that someone has scribbled over in dense small-print text
2097: The Hourglass of the World
2098: The Spinning Ring of the World
2099: Concise History of the Dwarves
2100: Book of the Knights of the Zephyr

Spoiler: 2101 - 2200

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2101: On Eloquence In Dirty Jokes
2102: A Dispute Between a Priest, a Knight, and a Wizard
2103: Meditations on the Life of Imoen
2104: The Song of Rolex
2105: A Wild Mage's guide to Chaos Theory. (the book is full of random swirls of colour, words, letters, symbols and images with no apparent pattern)
2106: Mimosa Sutra
2107: The Shopping Cart of Discipline
2108: The Wheelbarrow of Discourse
2109: The Boatload of Further Doctrine
2110: The Great Locust Sutra
2111: The Great Louse Sutra
2112: The Path of Profiling
2113: Verses of the Elder Gods
2114: The Trip of Tacos
2115: The Mirror of Simpletons
2116: The Clysters Apocalypse
2117: On Eloquence in Vulgarity
2118: The Red Book of Herring
2119: The Spiritual Anoscope
2120: Psalterium Alias Laudanum
2121: The Book of Saint Albacore
2122: The Book of Good Sex
2123: The Underbite of the Nitwit
2124: The Scabbers Codex
2125: The Big Book of Surgery
2126: The Book of Crumpet
2127: The Book of Cupboard
2128: The Book of the Rook of the Horse
2129: The Book of Lesions
2130: On Wild and Magical Beasts
2131: The Red Book of Marmosets
2132: On the Art of the Incorporeal Embrace
2133: The Book of Femurs
2134: Old Hell Manuscript
2135: Colt Dialogues
2136: Ritalin Manuscript
2137: The Manured Garden
2138: The Book of Hidden Dimensions
2139: Tafsir of the Two Mystogans
2140: The Queen of Earth and Light
2141: Texmexonomicon
2142: The Moth-eaten Sutra
2143: Good Questions to ask an All-Knowing Being
2144: Why Asking an All-Knowing Being Anything at All is a Very Bad Idea
2145: Prophecies for Dummies
2146: Interpreting Prophecies for Dummies
2147: Evading Prophecies for Dummies
2148: The Texmexomnomnomnicon - This book explores the various methods and effects of noisily eating crunchy tacos.
2149: How to Eat A Child
2150: The Very Hungry Tarrasque
2151: The Stealing Tree
2152: Goodnight Death Asteroid
2153: Cloudkill: Description, Physical and Metaphysical Properties, Mechanism of Action, Symptoms, Antidotes and Methods of Treatment
2154: Ocular Injuries Caused by Sun Magic: Diagnosis, Treatment, and Medical Defense
2155: Lightning: Physics and Metaphysics
2156: Thaumoelectricity and Associated Phenomena
2157: The Historical Background of Alchemy
2158: A History of Theories of Ether and Ectoplasm
2159: A Biographical Approach to Mythological Entities
2160: Experimental Observation of Naturally Invisible Entities
2161: The Large-Scale Structure of the Material Plane
2162: The Principles of Illithid Knowledge
2163: Hidden Discord in Nature's Laws
2164: Umbral Blots, Spheres of Annihilation, and the Fate of the Universe
2165: Current Problems in Astral Distance Scaling
2166: Spontaneous Breaking of Elemental Symmetry In Regions of Controlled Limbo
2167: Transactional Interpretation of Clerical Magic/spellcasting
2168: History of Elemental Matter Physics
2169: Particle or Wave: Regarding The Intersection of the Planes of Earth and Water
2170: Arcane Seal Design: Art, Science, and Mysticism
2171: The History of Fortified Wizard Towers in Suel
2172: Castles and Towerhouses of House Yragerne
2173: Castles, Forts, and Walled Cities Throughout the Ages
2174: Encyclopedia of Primeval Warfare and Military Technology
2175: Journal of High-Energy Archaeology
2176: The Mathematics of the Soul
2177: Antediluvian Mathematics
2178: Divinatory Optics
2179: Theotechnology 101
2180: The Origins of The Planar Sextant
2181: Air-Defense Warding Systems
2182: Crop Rotation in Extraplanar Farming Systems
2183: A History of Greyhawk
2184: Above the Sky: Journeys in Pholgistonic Space
2185: The Underground Bunker and Its Development as A Military Structure
2186: Sacred History and Politics
2187: Origins of Sacred Names
2188: The Effect of the Cataclysms on Health and Medical Care in Suel
2189: Anomalous Maps
2190: Purity Through Maculation
2191: Survivalist Theology
2192: The Wars of the Lance: A History
2193: The Quest For Mass Mind-Control
2194: Esoteric Music Genres: An Introduction
2195: Oracular Archaeology
2196: Uses of Gravity Manipulation In Siege Weapons
2197: Survey of Dwarfs Living Within 20 Miles of the Capital
2198: The Spiritual Universe
2199: The Leisure Sutra
2200: The Divine Tragedy

Spoiler: 2201 - 2300

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2201: The Book of Prevarication
2202: The Book of Obfuscation
2203: The Book of the Post-Apocalypse
2204: The Epistle of the Imprisoned Prince
2205: The Epistle of G1rthPilz
2206: The Epistle of Great Saving
2207: The Epistle of the Foreign Apothecary
2208: The First Book of Mackerels
2209: The Song of Rolodex
2210: The Once and Future Vice-Mayor
2211: Regulations on Ordinance
2212: The Materials Science and Engineering of Mithril
2213: The Numerology of Repdigits
2214: The Mushroom Slayer's Field Guide
2215: Basic Micromanaging
2216: Fear of A Dwarf Planet (full score and sheet music)
2217: Experiments With People: Revelations From Vivisection
2218: Non-Human Perspectives on Human Communication
2219: A Study of Conversion, Proselytization, and Maintenance of Fanaticism
2220: Dynamics of Chicanery
2221: The Book of Confabulation
2222: The Epistle of Wire Transfers
2223: The First through Fourth Book of Macklemore
2224: Quaternion Mathematics in Crop Rotation
2225: Spooky Actions You Can Try At Home
2226: Uniquely Talented Individuals of <region of your campaign setting> - Maximillian Potash
2227: Khanetic Force – Khane Rotfuchs
2228: Khanetic Magic – Khane Rotfuchs
2229: Khanetic Mentalism – Khane Rotfuchs
2230: Khanetic Memory – Khane Rotfuchs
2231: Multiple Mental Marvels - Khane Rotfuchs and Patricia Theodora Von Alba
2232: Lo Crostini
2233: Life of 'Edward' the Duodrone
2234: Profound Superficial Principles
2235: The Enlightened Colon of Theosis
2236: One Hundred Years of Solitaire
2237: Liber de Cocaine
2238: Annals of Monday
2239: Liber Sine Cosine
2240: King Arthur and the Black Knight
2241: Codex Mayonaise
2242: Who's Who Among Apparitions
2243: Hainted Houses: A Buyer's Guide
2244: The Human Personality and Its Survival After Being Murdered
2245: Demons on the Battlefield
2246: The Gouda Purana
2247: a bookshelf made entirely out of unusually shaped books. 2 unusually tall books with pegs in their back covers form the sides, and support several additional unusually tall books which form the shelves. The back is a book which is both unusually tall and unusually wide
2248: Squeezed States of Light and Their Application in Magical Potions
2249: Thaumic Noise
2250: The Quantum Theory of Darkness
2251: Inflationary Universe: The Quest For A New Theory of Monetary Valuation
2252: Gravitationally Collapsed Objects of Very Low Morals
2253: The Leaden Scroll
2254: The Book of Statistically Random Numbers
2255: The Dead Cat Scrolls
2256: The Book of Reevaluation
2257: A History of the Orcish Language
2258: The Proper Name: A Means of Control
2259: Widows of the Soul
2260: The Four Seasons of Hospitality
2261: Mystical Concepts in the Bedroom
2262: Mystical Concepts in the Bathroom
2263: Elastic Monism
2264: Verbal Ignitions of Fire and Explosions
2265: Units of Measurement of Paranormal Activity
2266: Passing Water Step By Step Guide
2267: The Thirteen Principles of Dark Chemistry
2268: The Rhyme of the Ancient Marinade
2269: Plant Neurobiology Explained
2270: Why Is Water Blue In The Rest of the Multiverse
2271: Osprem's Deep Chemistry
2272: Estimated Use of Water In Hell over the Past Hundred Years
2273: The Underblue: Models of Planetary Interior With Subsurface Ocean
2274: Possibility of Life in the Underworld
2275: Comprehensive Assessment of Water Management in Hell
2276: Water Molecules Discovered on the Sun
2277: Water Intoxication: A Possible Way to Get High in Prison
2278: Truth, Beauty, and Other Mutual-Exclusives
2279: Theology of the Pain God
2280: Fire From Heaven, Water From Hell
2281: The Impaled God
2282: The One-Thousand Cuts Kami
2283: The Divine Centipede
2284: The Book of Revolution
2285: Ancient Theories of Postmodernism
2286: On the Borders of Seeing and Believing
2287: Inebriated Rumination as Transcendental Thought
2288: Gardens of the Transcendent
2289: Lifestyles of the Rich and All-Powerful
2290: La Hombre de Murciélagos del Alma (The Dark Knight Of The Soul)
2291: Theology and the Quest for Positive Spin
2292: Better Gnomes and Goblins
2293: On Food and Cooking: The Mythos and Lore of the Kitchen
2294: The National Cyclopedia of Useless Knowledge
2295: a cookbook aimed at hound archons featuring several recipes for squirrel and imitation squirrel
2296: Pure and Applied Chicanery
2297: Pure and Applied Comedy
2298: Their Eyes Were Watching A Play About Talking Animals
2299: Things Fall Apart If You Hit Them With A Hammer
2300: Medical Aspects Of Biological And Necromantic Warfare

Spoiler: 2301 - 2400

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2301: The Book of Trepidation
2302: The Acts of the Apostates
2303: Actuaries of the Apostles
2304: The Satan's Cyclopedia
2305: Whiner in the Rye
2306: Ketchup On The Rye
2307: Dreamtime Magazine
2308: The Dead Dog Scrolls
2309: The Madness of King Beer
2310: The Tragedy of McDonalds
2311: The Furry Wives of Windsor
2312: Loathing's Labors Lost
2313: The Taming of the Shoe
2314: The Taming of the Stew
2315: The Crime of the Ancient Mariner
2316: The Dead Grandpa Scrolls
2317: The Evil that Men Do: A Guide on the Detect Alignment Spell by M.Iron
2318: Phantom of the Opera: How to Perform a Show Using High-level Illusion Spells by M.Iron
2319: Tailgunner: A Study About Manticores by M.Iron
2320: From Here to Eternity: 100 Ways to Extend Your Lifetime by M.Iron
2321: Wasted Years: 100 Things to Do in Your Extended Lifetime by M.Iron
2322: Be Quick or Be Dead: Haste as a Life-Saving Spell by M.Iron
2323: Weekend Warrior: Extended Duration for Your Tenser's Transformation Spell by M.Iron
2324: Can I Play with Madness? How to Inscribe a Symbol of Insanity on a Bouncing Ball by M.Iron and Xykon
2325: Remember Tomorrow: Paradoxes in Time Traveling by M.Iron
2326: Iron Maiden: A Useful, Multipurpose Golem by M.Iron
2327: The Book of Ecclescakes
2328: The Rap of Raps
2329: The Book of Punch and Judith
2330: The Book of Questionable Wisdom
2331: The Rhombicuboctahedron Texts
2332: Anthony and Miss Cleo the Telephone Psychic
2333: The Very Poisonous Caterpiller
2334: The Mahaburrito
2335: The Laws of Physics and How to Change Them
2336: Sacred Profanity
2337: The Gold Trade in the Silver Marches
2338: History of Hunting Weapons From the Unremembered Past to the Inconceivable Future
2339: Primitive Technology: 1001 Projects You Can Make Without Angering the Nature Gods
2340: Standard Spears
2341: Atlas of Atlatls
2342: The Frozen Past and the Fiery Future
2343: The Origins of Dwarven Society
2344: Death Rituals, Social Order, and Immortality In the Modern World
2345: The Crisis Under Zagig Yragerne
2346: The Search For A World Beyond Sense
2347: The Bigfoot Handbook
2348: Psychic Phenomena in Engineering
2349: The Illustrious History of Magic
2350: The Meeting of High Art and Higher Mathematics
2351: Mechanan Math Monthly
2352: Bored Bill Magazine
2353: Safe Hell-Portals Through Design and Planning
2354: The Zagyg Zigzag: A Storied Symbol
2355: The Queso Service Cross
2356: Introduction of Atemporal History
2357: Meditations on Fist Philosophy
2358: Paranormal Activities You Can Try At Home
2359: The Book of Fortean Prayer
2360: a diet book that just says "Eat [REDACTED] and die!" over and over and over again
2361: Beholder Religion
2362: Interdisciplinary Public Health Reasoning and Epidemic Modelling: The Case of The Red Death
2363: Rejecting Catastrophe: The Case for the Power of Positive Thinking
2364: The Frugal Cannibal Cooks A Wino
2365: Magical Cooking and Nutrition
2366: Magical Imitation Strategies
2367: This Book is Still on Fire: Seriously, Who Keeps Putting Burning Books on the Shelf?
2368: Familiars I Have Kept
2369: Economic Report of Dekond, City of Mages, Year 267
2370: Applied Onomastics - contains the true names of several powerful planar entities
2371: Chicken Soup For The Undead
2372: The Hardby Boys
2373: Nancy Drow - a novel about a 67 year old elvish "girl detective"
2374: Porcine prophets – S. Bisset
2375: Hermetic Horses - S. Bisset
2376: Cunning Canines - S. Bisset
2377: Philosopical Primates - S. Bisset
2378: Fantastic felines - S. Bisset
2379: Amazing avians - S. Bisset
2380: Harmonus hares - S. Bisset
2381: Terrific Tortoises - S. Bisset
2382: Fabulous Fish - S. Bisset
2383: Great geese – Nicolas Hoare
2384: Expositor of Many Mysteries – Frederic plichard
2385: The Life and Adventures of Toby, the Sapient Pig: With Opinions of Men and Manners – Toby, the Sapient Pig
2386: On Beastmen – Lord George Sanger
2387: The Man Who Grows – Clarence Willard
2388: Twenty Years of Spoof and Buff – Carlton “The Human Hairpin”
2389: The Tortured Metaphor
2390: More than the Sum of Your Parts: A Guide to Life and Adventuring for Victims of Dismemberment - Mathias Buchinger
2391: Portraits, Memoirs, and Characters of Remarkable Persons
2392: Marksmanship and Trick Shots: From Nine-Pins to Pistols - Mathias Buchinger
2393: The Collected Works of Mathias Buchinger
2394: Giants and Dwarves
2395: On Playing Instruments by Mathias Buchinger
2396: Mind Over Matter: Psychology in Sleight of Hand - Mathias Buchinger
2397: Look, No Hands: Legerdemain Without Appendages - Mathias Buchinger
2398: Mind Power: Using Mental Manipulation in Slight-of-Hand and the Arcane - Mathias Buchinger
2399: The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Magical Disorders
2400: Great Itinerary of the Perverse Army

Spoiler: 2401 - 2500

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2401: Statutes of Statuary
2402: The Four Horsemen of The Apocalypse Guide to Polo
2403: Book of Whores
2404: Pontius and Margera
2405: Short Annals of the Halflings
2406: The Vermin Manuscript
2407: Liber Flavus Flav
2408: The Dongle Encyclopedia
2409: The Flour of Battle
2410: The Eastman Codex
2411: The Great Loutish Sutra
2412: The Three Books On Death
2413: The Book of the Courtesan
2414: The Seven Habits of High People
2415: On the Perspective of Perspicacity
2416: The Illustrious History of Illustrations
2417: The 1268 Habits of Highly Effective Elves
2418: Dao te Dwarf
2419: Raising Foundlings as Efficient Mercenaries
2420: Seven Meals a Day: Diets for Halflings
2421: The Halo of Death
2422: The Once and Future Ice
2423: Aerial Scouting in Dragon Armies
2424: Raising Foundlings as Efficient Mercenaries, Vol. II: Slaymates
2425: Thinner, Leaner, Stronger
2426: "Funny, you don't look autistic"
2427: The two lives of Lydia Bird
2428: Heart and Soul
2429: All Organic Idiot: Guide to Understanding and Ruling the Dimwits by Ansem the Wise
2430: Useless Information
2431: Fire Fact-Sheet
2432: Alien Astrological Quantities
2433: Handbook of Alchemy and Metaphysics
2434: De Finibus Lorem Ipsum
2435: Advanced Weekend At Bernie's (a necromancy textbook)
2436: Incense and Insensitivity
2437: Tiny Women
2438: The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Nuns
2439: The Bank Statement of Randolph Carter
2440: A binder full of the Materials Safety Data Sheets for all the things that went into the witches' brew in Macbeth
2441: The Great Book of Lichen
2442: The Book of The Earl Grey Tea
2443: The Master of Dungeons
2444: The Hours of Maria de Haricots Vert
2445: Bearnaise Chronicle
2446: The Proper Noises For The Instruction of The People
2447: The Seasoned Psalter
2448: Records for Farming Communes
2449: De Ludo Chairy
2450: We Want Wings! We Want Wings! 250 Chants for Drunk Wizards
2451: A completely blank and empty book, can be used for writing whatever you like. Its colors and appearance (but not size) can be changed with a mere thought by the person holding it.
2452: It looks like a book containing a minor myth of Helm, but it's one of those hollowed out smuggler books with a poisoned punching dagger inside.
2453: Jond, Bames Jond. Adventures in Contrascryonage.
2454: How to Hatch Your Dragon
2455: A Guide to Magical Farming
2456: [A rulebook for a previous edition of the game you are playing]
2457: [A rulebook for a future edition, e.g. D&D 6e DMG]
2458: [This book eats people] Title written in strange runes in an obscure language; book is actually a trap, e.g. functions as a bag of devouring that's activated by being opened.
2459: The Pen is Mightier Than the Sword, Part 1: Making Bureaucracy Work for You
2460: The Pen is Mightier Than the Sword, Part 2: Tactical Uses of Scrolls
2461: The Pen is Mightier Than the Sword, Part 3: Runes
2462: The Pen is Mightier Than the Sword, Part 4: How to Assemble a Gargantuan Animated Fighting Pen
2463: The Pen is Mightier Than the Sword, Part 3a: Guess What Spell I Prepared This Morning?
2464: Standard Postulates of Practical and Theoretical Pyromancy by Meclid the Younger
2465: Non-Meclidian Pyrology by Herzenthad Ottofost, translated from Elvish by Gonsad Ooln
2466: Inherent Instabilities of Candent Thermotics by Meclid the Younger
2467: Aasim al Sahafyad's Compilation of Ancient Mariner Lore
2468: Aasim al Sahafyad's Erudite Compilation of Ancient Mariner Lore
2469: Aasim al Sahafyad's Most Erudite Compilation of Ancient Mariner Lore
2470: Fogments of the Imagination by Illlusionist Kandal iv Verhides
2471: The Frightful Implications of the Fist in Aboriginal Obeah Symbology by Karanzig Liy Erdth
2472: Aëriform Primogeniture by HulganDar af Ml'Theskar
2473: Dissertation on Multiple Manifestation Phenomena by Hrovis Equexis
2474: Conventional Verities of Time Flow Mechanics by Fahfly O'Thoduks
2475: Un-O'Thoduks Temporal Studies by Wizard Graznik Wheggibol
2476: Necromantic Exotica by Avlek Xaldes
2477: Necromantic Erotica by Irimil Dwern
2478: A Discussion of Cyclical Chronometry Phenomena by Lich Wheggibol
2479: The Philosophical Foundations of Cosmology
2480: Knightly Days
2481: Research Design and Mystical Analysis
2482: The Certified Knightly Engineer Handbook
2483: On the Potential Use of Plant Pathogens Against Tendriculos
2484: Biological Warfare Against Crabs
2485: Silly Weapons of Major Wars
2486: The White Book of Sarin
2487: The Art of Abracadabra
2488: The Brokeass Crane
2489: Uncle John's Big Book of Revelations
2490: Encyclopedia Anathema
2491: Complete Annals of Deviance
2492: The Trapezohedron Texts
2493: Fifty Shades of the Color Out of Space
2494: New Creation Gospel - (a story about using big constructs to fight outsiders)
2495: Housebook of Henstooth Castle
2496: Hellafortis
2497: The Daft Bible
2498: The Quaternion Rule of Health
2499: Crossbow Ballistics
2500: Index of Forbidden Armaments

Spoiler: 2501 - 2600

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2501: The Once and Future King Kong
2502: The Once and Future Burger King
2503: Fifty Shades of Grey Aliens
2504: Effects of Woo and Woowoo on Chemical Mediator Production
2505: Confusing Dialects
2506: The Ebert Papyrus
2507: a journal of SCP-style experiments with various magic items
2508: The White Book of Sarnath
2509: How Powerstones Store and Release Energy: Explaining Basic Parapsychology
2510: Descriptive Inorganic and Unnatural Chemistry
2511: Sacrificial Chemistry
2512: The Tinsel Lei Sutra
2513: The Twelve Steps Sutra
2514: New Later Collection of Wokka Wokka Wokka
2515: Brazen Mirror of the Four Unknowns
2516: Fastidious Medicine
2517: The Toad Licking Herpetologist
2518: The Drunken Hepatologist
2519: The Drunken Haruspex
2520: In Search of the Blue Goblins: History and Culture
2521: Barrage Balloons for Epic-Level Air Defense
2522: Earth Diagrams
2523: Aether Diagrams
2524: Earth Wind And Fire Diagrams
2525: 10000 Years of Prophecy
2526: Revealed Secrets of the Balloon Biz
2527: Gasbags At War
2528: Military Ballooning During the Greyhawk Wars
2529: Wetware Informer
2530: The Life-Taking Tree
2531: Goodnight Buttocks
2532: One Fish, Two Fish, Dead Fish, Stew Fish
2533: The Cat On Khat
2534: Prayer For A Funeral
2535: The Liger In The Hat
2536: The Very Angry Caterpillar
2537: Zagyg's Restaurant Guide
2538: The Great Book of Lycans
2539: Handbook of Astroalchemical Symbology
2540: Towel Te Ching
2541: Physical Foundations of Philosophy
2542: Studies on Cryptic Digestion
2543: The Ill-Tempered Garden
2544: Annuals and Centennials
2545: Kill This Book
2546: Sal's Almanac
2547: Drug Information for the Criminal Professional
2548: Problems of Fire in Numinous Warfare
2549: Hypermathematica
2550: Discourse on Pasta
2551: Some of the Arithmetic, Geometry, and Proportionality
2552: Artificial Synthesis of Tornados
2553: Principles of Elemental Behavior
2554: Hydrogen Production Using Mystical Phrases
2555: Use of Silly Weapons In Serious Warfare
2556: Studies On the Transport Properties of Couriers Under High Pressure
2557: Hypotonic Potpourris
2558: Fundamentals of Biomancy
2559: Volcanic Myth Cycles
2560: Scaling Firewalls
2561: Biographies of Significant Tornadoes
2562: International Journal of Evocational Research
2563: Preppies Manuscript
2564: Codex on the Flight of Dragons
2565: Codex on the Flight of Bumblebees
2566: Leaden Books of Poison
2567: Sustainable Mining Practices: A Thermodynamic Perspective
2568: Managing Ammonites in Fish Ponds
2569: The Gospel of St Bartholomew the Ugly
2570: The Apocalypse of Harry Morgan
2571: The Apotheosis of Alan Rickman
2572: The Pathetic Past and the Fabulous Future
2573: Clavicula Fantasia
2574: Manual on Uniform Mind Control Devices
2575: Tectonic Theology
2576: The Kilomeron
2577: The Seasick[e] Knight
2578: Plastic Theology
2579: Clinical Purification
2580: Discourse on Lividity
2581: The Book of Ynone
2582: The Book of Dioxirane
2583: Gray Aliens' Anatomy
2584: The Form, History and Classification of Harps
2585: Cartomantic Methods With Applications to Science and Engineering
2586: The Book of More Nom: The Gourmet Giff Gastronomy Guide by Gidgeous Ginfrig
2587: C++ Primer (7th Edition), by Lippman, Lajoye, Moo
2588: Discreet and Computational Geometry
2589: The Two Subcultures
2590: A Verbose History of Time
2591: Occidental Adventures (admittedly, this one was originally someone else's joke on ENWorld)
2592: Patatheory
2593: The Two Cults
2594: Rethinking Thought
2595: The Harvest Documents
2596: Peak Nightmare Fuel: The Looming Crisis
2597: The Theory of Balanced Neutrality As Demonstrated by the Age Before Ages- tells a version of the events of the era of the Battle of Pesh, and explains how it allegorically and sympathetically (in the esoteric sense) relates to the need of balance between the alignments. CG creates, CE destroys, LG protects, and LE stifles. prior to the Battle of Pesh chaos was dominant. the multiverse was in a state of constant growth and change and magical and technological progress (at a pace that dwarfs even the modern rate of technological change). the world threatened to tear itself apart, in the material plane old orders were destroyed and new ones created too fast for mortals to keep up, and on the outer planes the bored Queen of Chaos, being insufficiently distracted by the blood war, decided to hunt the eladrins for sport and chaos threatened to destroy itself. after the defeat at pesh Law became ascendent and locked the multiverse into medieval stagnation. new ideas are usually unable to appear, and when they do appear they cannot spread because the old things are still there in the way of them
2598: Book of (from) the Dead
2599: The Howling Wind
2600: Nature Dismantling

Spoiler: 2601 - 2700

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2601: Book of Rubiens
2602: A Day of Ghosts: the Complete Notation of the Antinous Man
2603: Destruction, Life, and Death [!]
2604: Pearls, Chitins, & Cannon [!]
2605: Daughters of an Indomitable Pirate
2606: Haunted Market & Witchcraft [!]
2607: Natural Poison [!]
2608: Dictionary of the River Drums [!]
2609: Late Autumn Taste, Purity and Flour
2610: Dark Shadow, Depth, and Depth of Dark in Color [!]
2611: Howling Wind, All the Moonstones [!]
2612: Siggros: An Endless River of the Wastes [!]
2613: Electric Geology, Creating Emotions, and Inventing Wonders
2614: Whole-body Mining by Rod, Such as All Stones of Steel, Single-Major Terrain, and Soil Gems
2615: The Elements, Creating Emotions, and Inventing Wonders [!]
2616: Water Politics
2617: Effect of His Diet, Metaphysics, and "Taxation Men", On The Waters of Lochs [!]
2618: The Evolution of Carbon
2619: The Future of Both Energy and Your Perennial Diet
2620: Chocolate and Cholesterol: The Nutricill Headlamp
2621: Dictionary of Fertilizer
2622: Tomorrow and Beyond, Alternatives and Alternatives
2623: The Rachel Lionel Arc Element Synthesis Application
2624: Bickering Drugs
2625: Chemical Age Aesthetics in Chemistry
2626: Everything destined to be Present [!]
2627: The Determinants of Marine Gray Matter: Protocolist Evidence
2628: Brief Documents and Analysis of the Evaluation for the International Conference on Quantitative Energies in Earth's Atmosphere
2629: Nitrogen Tune and Activation of Life in Hypericum Weeds
2630: Affection To The Flowering Apple Sorbate Group Fuelling A Remarkable Movement Within The Field of Solar Biology
2631: The Great Air Change Drama [!]
2632: Observation of Drinking Water Change by Apes
2633: Electricity and Solar Generations: The Evolutionary Role of Both
2634: Determination and Concentration of Water, Topsoil, and Feels of The Atmosphere.
2635: Theoretical and Ordinary Studies of Physics and Astronomy
2636: The Entropic Stream [!]
2637: Vaporism and the Polyphenism of the Ocean: Crisis and Revolt
2638: Youth and Realities and Self-Hatred: A Response to the Lament of Rougess who Negotiated the Storm for Four Generations
2639: Ecology: A Comparative Review
2640: The Future of Utilities: Equilibrium Economics in War, Revolution and Culture
2641: The Sunless Sea: In Exile From Reach of Atoms in the Interior of the Urban Areas
2642: Next Generation Organization for Knowledge Resources: A Guide to the Emphatic Properties
2643: National Patrol Settlement Guide
2644: Dance Among Apes In An Ancient Context [!]
2645: EPYSIOLOGY [sic] AND THE HELLBIRTH OF CHYCHER [!]
2646: Memoirs of an Endual Gothic Priestess of the West Palm
2647: The Water is Not a Reliable Shed".
2648: Beneath the Terrible River Effluvial Release of Silica/Lithium Sulfides When Clothing or Gardens Overheated Or Occidently A Few Supply Is Enough"
2649: In Praise of Phytoplankton
2650: Small Hands of Hellstruction
2651: The Earth's Calumny [!]
2652: Character of Ground Water Drinking
2653: Earth Eggs and Seafood Stills
2654: Gasseria on the Moon & the Corruption of the World
2655: Gray Ice and the Seas and the Last Return"
2656: Gems & Gems: Contemporary Intelligences Between Community Farms [!]
2657: The Evil City Drilling: In Search of Truth [!]
2658: Strategies for Peace
2659: Open Secrets in Knowledge [!]
2660: Energy: Single Structure, Multiple Energy Production
2661: Badtools
2662: Unrationality and Cognitive Science
2663: The Capitalist Economy of Education
2664: Intercultural Finance with Human Purpose
2665: Maps of the Distinct Articulate Systemages in Cliftonous Temples
2666: Reproductive Resources and Sexual Hunting-Movements among Hunting-Camps and Largest Fishing Sites
2667: Tree Specialist Diversity and Displacement
2668: Materializing for the Origins of the Geography of the DNA Layer-Line
2669: Magnetism: The Nature and Politics of Forces and Emotional and Physical Connections
2670: The Die-Harder Theory of Science, The Fields of Logic and Reality
2671: A Biological-Mythology of Insects [!]
2672: The Nature and Taste of the Elements [!]
2673: Water Eater
2674: Monoliths of the Earth: The Seismic Age and History of a Sea Portal [!]
2675: Comparative methodology in water science: Where the field continues to innovate
2676: Design Factors For Your Experimental Design
2677: Water Use at the Plague
2678: Influencing the Market Sector: A Global Microbe
2679: Passionate Food Usage Does Not Factor Into Optimal Distribution Planned Populations. Research in Social Agriculture and the Economics of Advocacy.
2680: Economic Learning and Public Opinion Representation
2681: Monitoring Tools Used at Scout Conventions
2682: Energy in the Atmosphere [!]
2683: The Physics of Events
2684: Geomancy—Advances in Vertebrate Geochemistry [!]
2685: Representing Fire, Stone, and Electricity
2686: The Natural Period and the First our Highest Day
2687: What is the State of Matter?
2688: Powerful forces in the Earth
2689: Present-Time-Toward-Once
2690: The Silent Future, The Silent Place [!]
2691: Tons of Plate Mail [!]
2692: Early Inventions of the Future from Solar
2693: Healthier Durable Goods
2694: Time in the Events of the World
2695: Science using the Philosopher's Stone [!]
2696: The Musings of a Scientist in the Importance of Biochemical Processes in the Temperaments of the Earth [Shudde M'ell?
2697: Fossil Foundations of Pest Ecology
2698: Waiting: A Treatise on Consciousness, the Patterns in Nature and, In Particular, the Conflict Between the [end of title cut off] [!]
2699: Considerations on the Onstruments [sic] of Indifference
2700: The Miracle of Water [!]

Here're some links to the other list-posts:
What's on the Shelf: 1-600 (and 601-1000)
What's on the Shelf: 1001-1800
What's on the Shelf: 2701-3600
What's on the shelf: 3601-????

[Noxangelo]

1890) imperial infantryman's uplifting primer
1891) Lectitio Divinitatus
1892) one of the nine books of Nagash
1893) liber necris
1894) book of medivh

edit:
plot idea. have your players hunting a far-realm cult when they discover an infantryman's primer in a cult hideout and watch with sadistic glee as the looks on their faces go from confusion, to realisation, to shock, and finally horror at the sudden revelation that the flavor this cult . . . is genestealer.

[Bohandas]

1895.) The Prophecies of Murlynd
1896.) The Tale of Frankenstein's Campaign
1897.) Records of Herasy
1898.) The Book of Nonce Prayer
1899.) The Life of Murlynd
1900.) The Coronation of Louie the Ape
1901.) The Collection of Magnificent Militarization
1902.) On the Mundanity of the World ("De Mundi Mundane")
1903.) Regarding All Colleges ("De University Universitate")
1904.) The River of Sorcery
1905.) The Ratfolk Sacramentary
1906.) The Treatise of Crowns
1907.) The Brutishness of Romance
1908.) The Book of Banal Prayer
1909.) The Divine Opera
1910.) Jotunheim Missal
1911.) Representative Answers from the Region Beyond the Heavens

[Lord Torath]

plot idea. have your players hunting a far-realm cult when they discover an infantryman's primer in a cult hideout and watch with sadistic glee as the looks on their faces go from confusion, to realisation, to shock, and finally horror at the sudden revelation that the flavor this cult . . . is genestealer.

Wow. That's just... just... evil!

So what are the 2E AD&D stats for genestealers?

[khadgar567]

Wow. That's just... just... evil!

So what are the 2E AD&D stats for genestealers?

I dont know but the topic needs the warhammer 40k kind of gene stealers so prepare your bolters and pray the emprah you are in rude awekening

[Noxangelo]

Wow. That's just... just... evil!

So what are the 2E AD&D stats for genestealers?

no idea, but for 3E you could use the kython from BoVD.

[Noxangelo]

1912.) The gamblers sidearm: a guide to weaponizing the humble deck of cards when the tables turn against you – Maximillian Potash

1913.) The enchanted deck: unleashing the cards deadly potential – Jason Wild (contains the cantrip (level 1 for classes with no cantrips): “cards as weapons” material component: one playing card per attack. Make a ranged attack with the cards at your BAB, with each card functioning as a dagger with a range increment of 20 ft and +1 enhancement bonus per 4 caster levels, max +5 with +5 special abilities from DMG (might be too powerful, may need a limited list)

1914.) Murder of Mordenkainen – Garrick the bold. a fictional tale regarding an overly convoluted plot by the forces of evil to assassinate the mighty archmage.

1915.) Trials of Tenser – Garrick the bold. A fictional tale regarding three trials undertaken by the Archmage Tenser to obtain an artefact to defeat an evil lich

Mans best friends: an encyclopedia series on the dissection and analysis of common urban and domesticated animals for the purpose of identifying culinary qualities, potential mundane uses, magical components and ingredients and material for use in necromantic spells and rituals for the purpose of maximizing the efficient use of all available resources. - Lambert the butcher.
1916.) Vol 1: bats, more than guano and haunting atmosphere.
1917.) Vol 2: bovines, no bull.
1918.) Vol 3: swine, bringing home the bacon.
1919.) Vol 4: camels. Majestic ships of the deserts.
1920.) Vol 5: cats, more than just familiars and vermin hunters.
1921.) Vol 6: Dogs, unothodox uses for mans best friend.
1922.) Vol 7: donkeys, mules and ass’s, noble beasts of burden.
1923.) Vol 8: ponies and horses, what to do with the foolish knights steed.
1924.) Vol 9: birds, means fair and fowl.
1925.) Vol 10: rats, making the most of what you have, when you don’t have anything else.

notes:
We will be seeing more of Maximillian Potash as I do more research. He was a fairly prolific writer though his books are somewhat difficult to come by. a tribute from a fan.
Garrick the bold is basically Varrus from dragon age. Whenever I need an author for a novel he will be it unless I have reason to put another. Feel free to have him author any novels you want to add, the bigger his library the better.
Lambert is a talented but very young (18-22) necromancer, if some of the title sound immature, that is why. He is a very prolific writer though his "books" are just published versions of piles of notes on a particular theme cobbled together into a semblance of order by his bound companion Asha, whose orderly mind has started bordering on OCD in undeath. Vol 6 of this series is my favourite title, I feel its implications perfectly sum up how necromancers feel about goody-two-shoe's who keep bothering them.
He is also an avid cook. hence the epithet.

[Bohandas]

1926.) The Conference of the Dames
1927.) The Book of Sajak
1928.) The Tale of Cliches the Knight
1929.) The Knight of the Rickshaw
1930.) The Knight of the Wardrobe
1931.) The Exegesis of Omnomnom
1932.) Summary of Eastern Advances in Capital Punishment
1933.) Topographia Hyboria
1934.) Robin, The Story of the Grail
1935.) The Five Three Interruptions
1936.) Record of Rumored Recipes for Sushi
1937.) Extended Continuation of the Four Continuations
1938.) Aucassin on Nicotine
1939.) Market Report on the Price of Oranges
1940.) The Art of Being Acquited by the Court After Selling Love
1941.) The Garden of Deformities
1942.) The Gospels of Rainbow Brite
1943.) Questions and Answers on Old Stories (Q&A Jiuwen)
1944.) The Marmalade Psalter
1945.) The Garden of Disgust
1946.) The Art of Courtney Love
1947.) History of Abandoned Churches
1948.) The Book of the Forty-Two Deep Thinkers
1949.) A Fiendish Game
1950.) The Caustic Order (Ordo Vitriol)
1951.) History of the Church of the Destroyer
1952.) The Mimosa of Medicine
1953.) The Guide for the Philistine (used here as an adjective)
1954.) The Book of Divine Offences
1955.) The Summa of Ludacris
1956.) The Prey Codex
1957.) The Guide to Things Perplexing
1958.) Description of Whales
1959.) The Iodized Psalter
1960.) The Tale of Dan Cain's Campaign
1961.) The Fire Mirror
1962.) Repetition of Repetitious Repetition
1963.) Book of the Pimp Hand
1964.) Top Secret Dictionary of Pronunciations and Meanings, Annotated
1965.) Treasury of the Illuminated Eye
1966.) Treasury of the All-Seeing Eye
1967.) The Oppositional Mirror
1968.) Infamous Herbal Glossary
1969.) The Joy of Alchemy

(note: compare and contrast the titles of 12th century books to the list above)

EDIT:
moving away from that theme for a short while

1970.) A Song of Fire and More Fire
1971.) Cold Catechisms (a book examining famous events, people, and places wherein a god is believed to have intervene but wherein the the identity of the god who acted, and/or the specific action that they took, is unknown or unproven)
1972.) Unsolved Myths (another book examining famous events, people, and places wherein a god is believed to have intervene but wherein the the identity of the god who acted, and/or the specific action that they took, is unknown or unproven)
1973.) Plausibly Deniable Acts of God (another book examining famous events, people, and places wherein a god is believed to have intervene but wherein the the identity of the god who acted, and/or the specific action that they took, is unknown or unproven)

[Noxangelo]

the summa of ludacris? intriguing

[Lvl 2 Expert]

1918.) Vol 3: swine, bringing home the bacon.
1919.) Vol 3: camels. Majestic ships of the deserts.
1920.) Vol 4: cats, more than just familiars and vermin hunters.
1921.) Vol 5: Dogs, unothodox uses for mans best friend.
1922.) Vol 5: donkeys, mules and ass’s, noble beasts of burden.

Internal numbering needs work. (External numbering is fine.)

[Noxangelo]

Internal numbering needs work. (External numbering is fine.)

lol, serves me right for doing it at midnight.