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Thread: 1001 Crazy Cohorts
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2007-07-20, 04:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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1001 Crazy Cohorts
Often mistreated, foregotten and killed cohorts still hold a special place in my heart.
1. A halfling chef
2. An Oathbound dwarf
3. The mule.
4. That bard who wont take a hint
5. PC's brotherLast edited by TheWarBlade; 2007-07-20 at 04:53 PM.
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2007-07-20, 04:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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6. the ships boy,
7. the ships boy maning a HUGE crossbow
8. the ships boy taking on six pirates simulatiously
9. Any teenager who takes on pirate gallleyeis with greek fire and billhooks while still being an NPCGive them bread and circusses and the plebs wont rise against you. Give adventurers dungeons and trapped chests and they won't waste time looking to ransack your home and kill your wife.
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2007-07-20, 05:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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10: Carrion, the carrion crawler that was following the party (apparently we kept it well fed)
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2007-07-20, 05:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2007
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- Boston MA, US
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11. The LE half-orc fallen paladin. (he was fun, every time he saw a good cleric/paladin he would scream 'RAWR ME SMASH' and rush 'em nomatter what anybody did to stop them...he hated them, so...)
Last edited by tahu88810; 2007-07-20 at 05:02 PM. Reason: ninja's won't go away...
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2007-07-20, 05:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Department of Smiting
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2007-07-20, 05:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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15. The psychologist interrogator. Left our enemies crying using only words. Spent downtime telling us precisely how crazy we are.
Last edited by Mike_Lemmer; 2007-07-20 at 05:16 PM.
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2007-07-20, 05:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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16. The monk with Vow of Poverty, telling us just how greedy we are.
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2007-07-20, 05:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2006
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- Seattle
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17. The goblin who will do pretty much anything (within reason) for 10 gold pieces.
18. The elven fighter, Fondle, who will drop out of the air (or appear in one's bag of holding) to help in difficult fights when in an undersized party.
19. Sir Prance-A-Lot, mighty paladin who wields his longsword, Longest, and sometimes a +1 longsword, Longer than Longest.
20. Sir Van de Kamper, who will dive out of a crow's nest for no particular reason at any opportunity.
21. Farmer Bob, an ordinary farmer who is given a +5 longsword and made to adventure by a party of 20th level plus characters.
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2007-07-20, 05:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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22. The awaken rat Beguiler
23. The drunken dwarf X (it doesn't matter what he does)
24. Any Extraplanar creature, who doesn't know what's going on.If there's a rule, there's someone out there trying to figure out how to get around it just to piss off his DM.
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2007-07-20, 05:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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25. Sir Vivor, the knight who hates jokes about his name
26. Random Scarred Barkeep, the tavern owner with a massive burn scar from when a PC's idiot shows up
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2007-07-20, 05:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2005
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- Portland, Oregon
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27) Awakened Gelatanous Ooze Bard - Max ranks in Preform (Jiggle)
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2007-07-20, 06:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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28. a family of thri-kreen fighters (variant:thug) who drive around in pimped out cars, and shoot monsters
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2007-07-20, 06:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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29: A complete and fully equipped NPC adventuring party
30: A group of drunken dwarven bards. Their music sounds horrible, but is oddly catchy. They call it 'rock'.Last edited by Driderman; 2007-07-20 at 06:54 PM.
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2007-07-20, 07:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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2007-07-20, 09:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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- in your brain
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32. the zealous cleric who's convinced the celestial wizard is a sign from above, despite the fact that he was a normal wizard who got reincarnated as a celestial.
33. the young male druid who develops a secret crush on the male ranger, and gets his nose broken by the party barbarian every time his nose heals.LPs:
SpoilerMoemon Leafgreen (Complete)
Long Live the Queen (Complete)
Harvest Moon 64 (Complete)
Rune Factory 3 (Ongoing)
Fire Emblem: Thracia 776 (Ongoing)
Azure Dreams (On Hiatus)
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2007-07-20, 09:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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2007-07-20, 09:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2007
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2007-07-21, 12:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2007
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34) The Paladin's cohort paladin who had a cohort paladin who had a cohort paladin... etc. etc. I don't know why my DM let me do this, but showing up with half a dozen paladins and their mounts sure was fun!
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2007-07-21, 01:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2007
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- London...In America
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35) The elf ranger whose parents were (wait for it) KILLED by orcs/drow/chickens and he is off trying to avenge them.
36) The greatsword wielding catfolk duelist.
37) The level 1 monk who thinks he should be the party's main melee combatant.
38) The undead Totemist without a Constitution score.Own it, pwn it, nuke it, sheep it, eat it, quick re -right it, Joe it, turn it, turnip, pimp it, gimp it, dot it, rock it, spec re - spec it...
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2007-07-21, 07:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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After some x length of time, the charge in the capacitor went down to 0.1e-17[mV]. After writing the answer on the board, my professor turned to the class, pointed at it, and said "What's this number?" We said "That's one times ten to the negative 18 millivolts" when he interupted us and said "Wrong! The answer is zero. If you can't accept that 0.1e-17[mV] is equal to zero, you need to change your major to math right now, or you will hate the rest of your career."
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2007-07-21, 08:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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39.The thrall herd with smaller thrall herds as his thralls which he refers to as his batteries.
40.The Living Prestidigitation
41.The Ghost of my last character.Last edited by Bagera; 2007-07-21 at 08:39 PM. Reason: Incorrect numbering
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2007-07-21, 09:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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2007-07-21, 09:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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43 Runs with Traffic, a Dog Shaman.
44 Talks with self, Shaman of as of yet unspecified Totem.
45 Orc Barbarian with a Death Wish, who fights with just a rusty spoon.Last edited by Xuincherguixe; 2007-07-21 at 09:08 PM.
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2007-07-21, 09:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Cliffport
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2007-07-21, 10:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2006
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- A Place.
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47. A Human Rogue/fighter whom always carries a greatsword and reappears in all campaigns offering free cure light potions; also owner of Joe's Jumbo Jungle of Junk
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2007-07-21, 10:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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- North ^_^...With Polar bears!
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2007-07-22, 06:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Alaska
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49: A Factotum/Master of Masks that imitates all the previous (and following, in case you want to get silly) ideas.
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2007-07-22, 06:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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50. The midget version of the Lawful Evil party wizard.
Resident Vancian Apologist
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2007-07-22, 06:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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51. The friendly ogre that dreams only of baking a pie the size of a galleon.
He was only really funny because he was the cohort of the party's Bard, who refused to play anything but the piano, and made the ogre carry him and the piano on his back all the time.
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2007-07-22, 07:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2004
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- The Mindfields
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52. The kite eating tree
53. Animated pajamas
54. Stephen Hawkings
55. Meatloaf with 10 ranks in Perform (sing)
56. Tangled christmas lights golem
57. Smoky the Bugbear
58. Were-boar that can only speak in pig-latin
59. Swarm of beanie babies
60. TyphoidLast edited by The Vorpal Tribble; 2007-07-22 at 07:28 AM.