OOTS #477 - The Discussion Thread

[The Giant]

New comic is up.

[Khaldan]

is awesome at just about everything, and he only costs 19.95! He can cause earthquakes! He slices and Dices! And if you call now, we send you a second free! Just pay shipping and handling.

[Bocc Kob]

Heh heh, arrow in the nuts.

Belkar just gained four more levels of awesome.

[Yechezkiel]

Thank you.

[Porthos]

You are a mean, mean DM writer. You do know this, right?

Poor, poor O-Chul. Oh well, I guess Tsukiko will get her plaything after all.

Well worth the wait.

[gooddragon1]

I guess it'd have to be pretty durable...

MITD's STR score has to be legendary and insane.

[Raiser Blade]

Xykon's Brothers??

Oh i see dang I think that the MitD is way to powerfull for the OotS to beat

i think he is going to turn on xykon eventually


heheh o-chul is gonna be po'd at belkar when he becomes un paralyzed

[archon_huskie]

MitD never understood what the other three human skeletons were. This is Great. O-Chul probably remembers all that Belkar said as he threw him away too.

[SPoD]

Xykon's Brothers??

thinks that the Xykon clones (huecuva, death knight, and eye of fear and flame) are Xykon's twin brothers, remember?

[Allandaros]

Brothers - the decoys (the Death Knight, Eye of Fear and Flame, and Hecuva).

Also, I will second the eeeeevil DM statement. I LIKED O-chul, too! :(

[soni]

omg, I'm dying laughing...

this bites.. I've been coughing all day.. it hurts to laugh...

the roaches RULE!

[Swordguy]

Okay, MitD is seriously badass.

I can't think of ANYTHING in the d20 system that can stomp like that.

...maybe it's some sort of evil, undead, uber-Tauren...

[mockingbyrd7]

Wow. That was a pretty impressive move.

And Roy got shot in the nuts! Classic!

[Rincewind]

Amazing. I never thought would be THAT powerful. I mean, what do we have here? :/

A Legendary Panda-Sannin?

Well, light the torches, it's time for another epic "What the F is MitD" thread.

Xykon's Brothers??

Yep, those other skeletons dressed as Xykon...

[absentshadow]

I really do not understand why shot at in the first place... Pent up aggression?

[EvilJames]

Aww Man I liked O-chul, I was really hoping that they would fix him (he's got to be sore from holding that position so long) but now it looks like he's screwed.

I really do not understand why shot at in the first place... Pent up aggression?

to avoid having to climb down and get him if he fell to far she might not be able to recover the body

[Nu]

Mmmmmm, did Haley take the Ranged Pin feat? That's an unusual choice for an archer-Rogue I'd think ;)

I really do not understand why shot at in the first place... Pent up aggression?

To keep him from falling further, I think.

[Calico]

Oh ouch. Poor Roy. I wonder what his girlfriend will say.

[Shadic]

"Mr. Stiffy." and Roy getting shot in the Trouser Titan...

Maybe I'm searching too far for jokes, but that was still rather enjoyable.

[Bitzeralisis]

I love MitD's stomp.

[Porthos]

I really do not understand why shot at in the first place... Pent up aggression?

She shot Roy so he would be pinned against the chasm wall, and thus would stop from falling. Then she got out her rope and tied it to him and pulled him back up.

Standard Adventurer thinking right there.

[Nu]

Now, I'm not complaining about it, as I understand it's comic/DnD/plot-physics and thus cannot be explained and doesn't need to be realistic, but...

There's no way that an arrow through the nuts would be able to suspend Roy's entire body, especially if he's wearing medium/heavy armor. And I'm not sure if the arrow could even pierce the apparently rockey wall(and it if was dirt, it'd just give anyway).

I'm just being nit-picky here, so don't take me too seriously. It's mostly in good fun. Fantasy physics can overcome any obstacle!

[Albub]

I laughed until my eyes teared up at the arrow to the nuts. Haley may have taken the ranged pin, but it's just as likely there was a sudden rules lapse in favor of the plot. We'll have to see. That was one of the funniest Damn OoTS comics out there, it deserves a medal. I've only laughed that hard at I think 3-4 other comics, and most were within the first 150.

[Porthos]

"I just felt a great disturbance in the Force. It was if hundreds of fans of O-Chul cried out in terror.... and were suddenly silenced.

"I fear something terrible has happened."

[Sturmjaeger]

Arrow to the nads. Classic.

[JaxGaret]

Now, I'm not complaining about it, as I understand it's comic/DnD/plot-physics and thus cannot be explained and doesn't need to be realistic, but...

There's no way that an arrow through the nuts would be able to suspend Roy's entire body, especially if he's wearing medium/heavy armor. And I'm not sure if the arrow could even pierce the apparently rockey wall(and it if was dirt, it'd just give anyway).

I'm just being nit-picky here, so don't take me too seriously. It's mostly in good fun. Fantasy physics can overcome any obstacle!

There's a feat in the Complete Warrior called Ranged Pin that allows exactly that.

[Renegade Paladin]

Belkar needs to die a horrible, horrible death.

[JaxGaret]

O'Chul is going to die a horrible, horrible death.

Fixed it for ya

[fractal]

There's no way that an arrow through the nuts would be able to suspend Roy's entire body, especially if he's wearing medium/heavy armor. And I'm not sure if the arrow could even pierce the apparently rockey wall(and it if was dirt, it'd just give anyway).

Regarding the first part, presumably Roy has armor protecting his groin? So the arrow pierced the armor as well as Roy's body. That's what's holding him up.

The second part is easy: magic arrow. Magic arrows can penetrate rock.

[Belkar's Left Foot]

OMGWTFHAX.....MiTD likes Transformers?!?! I wonder what he thought of the movie.......
And
NOOOOOO NOT HIS TROUSER TITAN, His rod of lordly might....will it ever extend again?