What's a good name for a sentient ooze that's also a mobster?

**Chaosvii7** · 2018-01-19, 10:17 AM (ISO 8601)

I...I don't know how to better explain the question beyond the title. But I'll give a brief background: My D&D group has had an unfortunate encounter with a family of doppelgangers who're trying to supplant individuals in their city, including it's lord, an old acquaintance with the patriarch of the family. They found their hiding spot in the city but the majority of the doppelgangers got away, though the party heard someone relay a message via Sending Stone - "Send in The Cleaners."

The Cleaners are an all-monstrous gang of thugs and scoundrels in the criminal underworld, and their sights are set on doing the job the doppelgangers were unable to accomplish. To do so, the leader is likely going to storm into the town and unleash this sentient ooze on the town.

He just needs a good name. Bonus points if it's a pun.

**Berenger** · 2018-01-19, 10:30 AM (ISO 8601)

Slimey Malone. Jell O'Sellad. Big Cube if gelatinous cube.

**comicshorse** · 2018-01-19, 10:40 AM (ISO 8601)

Oozie-mandias. Look on my works ye mighty and despair

**Lapak** · 2018-01-19, 10:42 AM (ISO 8601)

The Maid Man. (Riff on The Cleaners, and organized crime, and the fact that oozes are the cleanup crew in a dungeon.)

“Bones.” (In the same way a big guy might be called “Tiny.”

Alternately: Jimmy No-Bones

The Capooze.

**Sinewmire** · 2018-01-19, 11:00 AM (ISO 8601)

Jim.

Seriously though, The Globfather.

-Edit

If he is split up, you could call the smaller oozes Globfather part 2 etc

**Lord Torath** · 2018-01-19, 11:03 AM (ISO 8601)

B.O.B. (short for Benzoate Ostylezene Bicarbonate). Granted, this is only marginally funny, and then only if your players have seen Monsters vs Aliens.

**Joe the Rat** · 2018-01-19, 11:37 AM (ISO 8601)

Ol' Marrow
Seeping Tom
Mr. Clean ('cause he leaves things spotless. And doesn't have hair)
The Hungry Shadow (for a black pudding)

Originally Posted by Sinewmire

Seriously though, The Globfather.

-Edit

If he is split up, you could call the smaller oozes Globfather part 2 etc

But I think you have a winner here. Bonus points for having it be the controller of other oozes. And having an acid-resistant hat and button-hole flower.

**The Glyphstone** · 2018-01-19, 12:21 PM (ISO 8601)

Dopplegangster? The Blobfather?

**Nifft** · 2018-01-19, 05:46 PM (ISO 8601)

Blobster the mobster.

**Segev** · 2018-01-19, 06:12 PM (ISO 8601)

"Slick."

And curse the 10 character minimum.

**Nifft** · 2018-01-19, 06:57 PM (ISO 8601)

Oozey Oozeborn (... and yes, he once bit the head off a bat).

Agar the Horrible, best said in a British accent.

Slime Jime, both 'e's are silent.

Don Ajello, he paints.

**Whyrocknodie** · 2018-01-19, 07:11 PM (ISO 8601)

Oozey McOozeface? No? No?

**Jay R** · 2018-01-19, 07:50 PM (ISO 8601)

Muck the Knife.

Ucky Ooziano.

**Lapak** · 2018-01-19, 08:44 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Jay R

Muck the Knife.

Even if it is no one else’s favorite, I am so jealous that you came up with ‘Muck the Knife.’

**Thrudd** · 2018-01-19, 09:14 PM (ISO 8601)

Bob "the blob" Mangeblanc

**snailgosh** · 2018-01-20, 08:21 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Segev

"Slick."

And curse the 10 character minimum.

My favorite so far.

How about "The real Slime Shady"?
give it some ranks in Perform

**dps** · 2018-01-20, 10:11 AM (ISO 8601)

"Louie the Slime" or "Slimey Lou".

**Cealocanth** · 2018-01-20, 11:16 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Sinewmire

Jim.

Seriously though, The Globfather.

-Edit

If he is split up, you could call the smaller oozes Globfather part 2 etc

Can't beat that.

**D+1** · 2018-01-20, 11:35 AM (ISO 8601)

"Slick" Nicky
Boss Blob
Jimmy "The Leak"
Mario P'ooze'o

**FabulousFizban** · 2018-01-21, 12:17 PM (ISO 8601)

Mr. Muk/Boss Muk

**khadgar567** · 2018-01-21, 01:54 PM (ISO 8601)

this threat was blast

**Guizonde** · 2018-01-21, 02:06 PM (ISO 8601)

tony "teflon tony" blargh (nothing sticks to him, but he sticks around everywhere)?

mucky l'ooze-iano?

ni-gel "piña" collada (bootlegger)?

nothing will beat the blobfather and his parts, though...

**LordEntrails** · 2018-01-21, 02:19 PM (ISO 8601)

'Jaba'

Though I'm particular to BOB and Muck the Knife.

**Davrix** · 2018-01-22, 05:51 AM (ISO 8601)

Ok **** Tracy blob villains are a GO

Big Blob Boy
Doc HumpaBlob
Old Blob Boy
Johnny Ramm Blob
Jimmy Blob
Bookie Blob Joe
BlobLips Manlis
Little BlobFace finny
88 blobs
Coffyblob
Blowtop Blob
Dr Plain Blob
Blobory the dropper
Blobface
Mr Introblob
Johnny Blobscorn
Peaches De Blob
Jim Blobday
The Blobernor

And because im up late and this is silly to me
Al Blobbone

**khadgar567** · 2018-01-22, 06:41 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by LordEntrails

'Jaba'

Though I'm particular to BOB and Muck the Knife.

you forget the "the hutt" portion of the name long live the bastard.

**LibraryOgre** · 2018-01-22, 11:59 AM (ISO 8601)

Jello the Hutt

**khadgar567** · 2018-01-23, 07:04 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Mark Hall

Jello the Hutt

we realy need fave and smile emote in this forum.

**Kaveman26** · 2018-01-23, 12:49 PM (ISO 8601)

Leaky Luciano?

**LibraryOgre** · 2018-01-23, 01:16 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by khadgar567

we realy need fave and smile emote in this forum.

To be fair, I was thinking of something entirely different.

Spoiler: You're Delicious

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**Honest Tiefling** · 2018-01-23, 01:21 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Segev

"Slick."

And curse the 10 character minimum.

I like this suggestion, because it's subtle. Why would a mobster telegraph their race to any do-gooders ahead of time? Why would Doppelgangers not be more discreet with their names?

"Oh man, we better send Oozy McOozeface. I sure do hope no one is listening and could determine what race that guy is! That'd be terribly embarrassing! And it sure would make it easier to kill our minion! My favorite part of being a criminal is assuming no one is listening, ever!"

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