Things a high level spell caster can do

[de-trick]

we all know a high level caster can do many things, but what about the stupid ways to use a high level spell.

like using a wish to make a piece of bread

[Sornjss Lichdom]

hm... gate in a mephit?

[Quietus]

Use Time Stop, Fabricate, some poultry, and a couple vegetables to make dinner, following up with Delayed Blast Fireball to cook it.

[Setra]

Polymorph Any Object, to rid yourself of pimples.

[Dervag]

Use Time Stop to get more time for looking at the pretty clouds.

[0oo0]

Use Time Stop, Fabricate, some poultry, and a couple vegetables to make dinner, following up with Delayed Blast Fireball to cook it.

Best idea ever.

[knightsaline]

Cast wish to make it so he has presdigitation as an at will ability.
Cast a wish and say "I wish this wish was not granted"
Create a spell that overloads a targets nervous system via climax
Reset....THE WORLD *polarization effect here*
Gate in a succubus for a childs party
Use wish to change genders

[Collin152]

Imprison the bug you just caught.

[Fualkner Asiniti]

Create a spell that overloads a targets nervous system via climax
Reset....THE WORLD *polarization effect here*
Gate in a succubus for a childs party

... You disturb me.

[knightsaline]

These suggestions would probably be of an insane or perverted wizard with low WIS or insanity damage.

Sarda is a good example. Days were originally 36 hours long, but Sarda shortened it to 24 hours to make people hurry up. Sarda sent White mage into a pocket universe that ended up being the universe he lives in. He teaches Black mage the spell "throw up black mages organs" with a range of "black mage" Sarda is insane because he spent Aeons (yes, Aeons!) trapped underground and went crazy. Power Arcane and insanity should not mix, but its fun to watch.

[bosssmiley]

These suggestions would probably be of an insane or perverted wizard with low WIS or insanity damage.

Sarda is a good example. Days were originally 36 hours long, but Sarda shortened it to 24 hours to make people hurry up. Sarda sent White mage into a pocket universe that ended up being the universe he lives in. He teaches Black mage the spell "throw up black mages organs" with a range of "black mage" Sarda is insane because he spent Aeons (yes, Aeons!) trapped underground and went crazy. Power Arcane and insanity should not mix, but its fun to watch.

£lminster who? Sarda is my master now!

[Mewtarthio]

Cast programmed amnesia on self so that the ending of Citizen Kane can be suprising again.

Open a psychiatric clinic. To get people to "face their fears," cast weird on them, then plane shift to a plane where time does not pass, clone the victims, and return the the Prime Material Plane and ask what they saw.

Life drain those annoying mosquitos.

Use foresight/time stop cheese to cheat at poker.

Play a massive game of chess against yourself using summoned monsters as the pieces.

[Setra]

Use Wail of the Banshee to kill Mosquitos

[RS14]

Cast antipathy inside temples and other public buildings.

The cow went up the hill. The cow went up the hill.
Next verse, same as the first, it never gets better, only gets worse.

Cast Magic Mouth, permanency it, have it sing constantly whenever anyone is within 90ft.

Symbol of Sleep on university blackboards

Shrink item cast on clothing... while people are wearing it.

[slexlollar89]

Cast time stop followed by quikened reality mealstrom to "do the dishes" while at mother's house, then use the remaing rounds to sneak desert.

[tannish2]

Power Arcane and insanity should not mix.

BLASPHEMY!

anyway, cloning rats for low level fighters to kill (none of u ever played any of the elder scrols games?) creating a god of turnips, buscuits, and tuesday evening between 3 PM and 4 PM in a specific time zone.

[Elephant]

Cast antipathy inside temples and other public buildings.


Cast Magic Mouth, permanency it, have it sing constantly whenever anyone is within 90ft.

Symbol of Sleep on university blackboards

Uh...aren't those built-in?

[knightsaline]

Sarda is from 8 bit theatre. If someone says "A wizard did it", more than likely, it was sarda.

Create a spell to find out how the tarrasque breeds, if it does. Clone Mr T a few times to see if these actually work.

Try and convince some succubi to become CG, then use Genesis to make my own demiplane. Get the CG succys to live in my demiplane.

Cast a controlled Reality Maelstrom near any of the Lords of the Abyss (except Malcanthet. She owns!) so that they are sent into the barracks of some unique Astral Devas. Tell the Devas that the wizard will be sending one of the Lords of the abyss for them to defeat. Make a deal with Malcanthet so that she takes over that layer of the abyss and in return, the wizard gets an amulet that stops the wizard from being level drained. the amulet explodes upon the wearers death and cannot be removed from the person.

Invent a spell that writes or draws anything the Wizard likes in the sky. Used to send village elders into a heart attack or teach young children interesting words.

[Solo]

Try and convince some succubi to become CG, then use Genesis to make my own demiplane. Get the CG succys to live in my demiplane.

You, sir, win.

Can I get a ticket to your demiplane?

Its ok if its one way.

[knightsaline]

You, sir, win.

Can I get a ticket to your demiplane?

Its ok if its one way.

Sure, If you don't mind the level draining and the deviant sexual practices.
The hypothetical wizard who created the demiplane has a contingency Plane Shift. the contingency to activate it is not really suitable for this board (thereby avoiding a red text warning). I usually play clerics, so I don't have much XP in wizards (Except that they are the goddamn batman.)

[boomwolf]

you can always summon some succubi for your personal pleasure.
if you don't get it, you are not in the age.

[Ruerl]

£lminster who? Sarda is my master now!

*amnesiadustthataretotallynottaclumyourwaynow*

[Krimm_Blackleaf]

Use mindrape on yourself to remember where you left your keys.

[The Duskblade]

... That sounds painful.

Casting stone to flesh on anything you can find made of stone.

[Threeshades]

Cast stone to flesh on rocks for dinner.

[Green Bean]

Cast Time Duplicate. Shapechange into a succubus. Freud would have a field day if he weren't so disgusted.

[Jack_Simth]

Sarda is from 8 bit theatre. If someone says "A wizard did it", more than likely, it was sarda.

Create a spell to find out how the tarrasque breeds, if it does. Clone Mr T a few times to see if these actually work.

One warning:
That's a 3.0 guide. Some things will be different.

It also depends on how effectively a DM plays a monster - some can't figure out that Int-3 means "very, very stupid"

[Tengu]

Use Bigby's Interposing Hand to prevent others from peeking while you change clothes. More useful for female mages probably.

[bugsysservant]

Create an alarm clock with a time stop snooze button.

mind rape happy people to give them traumatic childhood experiences.

arm wrestle other mages with crushing hands

[Awetugiw]

arm wrestle other mages with crushing hands

I so have to introduce that in my campaign...

"Say, mister fighter. Would you like to enter in the arm-wrestling competition with all those frail mages?"
"Oh, wait... They didn't tell you about the special rules used here?"