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2021-09-11, 03:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2005
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* The warlock may no longer declare "mimic check" and abuse eldrich blast's inability to target objects every time we see statues, armor, chests, odd furniture, corpses, unusual lights, or random atmospheric effects.
** The warlock may not use eldrich blast's new found ability to target objects to repelling blast doors, stone columns, book shelves, statues, windows, etc. Even though they are smaller than, and weigh less than, the 20-headed giant hydra that got blasted off a cliff yesterday.
*** The warlock may not self target with resilient sphere and repelling blast to play "purple worm pinball" from inside said purple worm.
**** Not allowed to play warlocks any more.
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2021-09-11, 08:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2016
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- Seoul
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
Extended sig here.
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2021-09-11, 11:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2016
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- Corvallis, OR
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* May no longer say that banishment takes you to a small padded cell where, playing over the crackly loudspeakers, are two songs on infinite repeat while you are forced to listen until the spell ends:
** The Barney theme song (I love you, you love me...)
** and Baby Shark.Dawn of Hope: a 5e setting. http://wiki.admiralbenbo.org
Rogue Equivalent Damage calculator, now prettier and more configurable!
5e Monster Data Sheet--vital statistics for all 693 MM, Volo's, and now MToF monsters: Updated!
NIH system 5e fork, very much WIP. Base github repo.
NIH System PDF Up to date main-branch build version.
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2021-09-12, 08:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2007
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- Some rainly old island
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* While the DM expected you to join in some of the games of chance NPCs are partaking in, he did NOT expect you to do so in the middle of combat.
Hi, I'm back, I guess. ^_^I cosplay and stream LPs of single player games on Twitch! Mon, Wed & Fri; currently playing: Nier: Replicant (Mon/Wed) and The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons (Thurs or Fri)
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2021-09-12, 09:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Watching the world go by
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2021-09-12, 09:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2010
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
*My familiar's combat Help actions may not make use of its intestines.
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2021-09-12, 05:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2005
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- 61.2° N, 149.9° W
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
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2021-09-13, 06:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
***May not
correct nerdsArgue with strangers on the internet that the "I love you song" from Barney (sung to the tune of "This Old Man"), is not the Theme song ( "Barney is a Dinosaur", whose tune is based on "Yankee Doodle")
****Even if it is the more annoying and catchy of the two.
*****I don't need to quote Wikipedia to know I'm right.
******But it can help. Occasionally.
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2021-09-13, 11:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2006
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
So all 5e spell damage acts like 3.5 magic missile, and never damages inanimate objects? If so, that is weird. Damaging inanimate objects is something D&D magic should be capable of. Any edition. (Not that all spells should be able to do so, nor even all damaging spells. I have no problem with magic missile and M's sword being creatures-only.)
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2021-09-13, 11:10 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2016
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- Corvallis, OR
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Yeah. In game I just said it was the "I love you" song. But got lazy here.
Spell damage damages objects if and only if it says it does. So firebolt can damage objects just fine (targets an object or creature). EB (in the fluff) attacks the soul, so it does nothing against objects. Other spells are mixed.Dawn of Hope: a 5e setting. http://wiki.admiralbenbo.org
Rogue Equivalent Damage calculator, now prettier and more configurable!
5e Monster Data Sheet--vital statistics for all 693 MM, Volo's, and now MToF monsters: Updated!
NIH system 5e fork, very much WIP. Base github repo.
NIH System PDF Up to date main-branch build version.
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2021-09-13, 11:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2016
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- Seoul
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
5e is weird.
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
Extended sig here.
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2021-09-13, 12:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
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- Tetron
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
I am never, ever, ever, EVER allowed to play a Kender.
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2021-09-13, 01:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2016
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- Corvallis, OR
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Dawn of Hope: a 5e setting. http://wiki.admiralbenbo.org
Rogue Equivalent Damage calculator, now prettier and more configurable!
5e Monster Data Sheet--vital statistics for all 693 MM, Volo's, and now MToF monsters: Updated!
NIH system 5e fork, very much WIP. Base github repo.
NIH System PDF Up to date main-branch build version.
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2021-09-13, 01:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
- Location
- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
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2021-09-13, 04:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* I, however, encourage the existence of Kender Wild Mages
** Canonically, Kender may become Bards and Priests in 2E (Tales of the Lance boxed set); I would allow it.
*** Therefore, Spelljammer ships run by spellcasting Kender are possible; I would encourage it.
**** WHEE!
* Kender may become Sha'irs, the genie-summoning Wizards from 2E Al-Qadim. They can cast Wish at 1st level.
** WHEE!
(Joking aside, Hakim Star'trekher, my kender sha'ir was So. Much. Fun. to play in Assassins' Mountain.)I have a blog; come see what I've created: https://thewhiteminotaur.wordpress.com/
-The 2024 Character Creation Challenge (#charactercreationchallenge):
https://thewhiteminotaur.wordpress.c...tionchallenge/
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2021-09-13, 06:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2005
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- 61.2° N, 149.9° W
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
I have no problem wi pc kender... If they provide me with an actual backstory that shows they understand they aren't playing an ******* klepto halfling knock-off, but a species that's insane by most human standards from a lack of fear and the inability to understand non-personal object ownership.
That said, just to have something on topic:
* Even though its been 30+ years, different groups, and they have zero expectation to ever even see the books much less play a game of it... I am still not allowed to play a rogue scientist in Rifts with access to smart missiles.
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2021-09-13, 06:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
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2021-09-13, 09:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2005
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- 61.2° N, 149.9° W
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Weel, do you mean "years of training in using a sword" type game mechanic "powers" or more "oh the chaos knight isn't using this tentacle right now and I'm having trouble reaching the top of the table, so..." type powers? Because a sufficiently entertaining backstory can include a multitude of sins.
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2021-09-13, 10:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* May not call out to enemy minions while intentionally stating a fact wrong then kill the minion who tries to correct me when they say "well, actually..." or "well technically..." on the logic that I've tricked the smartest one into revealing themselves so that they die first.
** When no minions correct me, may not declare "ok they're all dumb, no threat here."
*** May not then claim that any actual intelligent person then underestimates me because I got a fact "wrong" and therefore dismisses me as a threat because I'm not smart to them.
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2021-09-14, 03:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
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2021-09-14, 07:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Watching the world go by
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
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2021-09-14, 08:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2010
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Does Prestidigitation have a maximum Scoville rating? Does the answer depend on whether it's cast with Subtle metamagic?
Last edited by Corey; 2021-09-14 at 08:07 AM.
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2021-09-15, 10:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2015
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- Texas
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
*My no longer send emails to the people in Geneva about a DM doing that ... (Was player in that game and we all cringed)
*** May no longer make fun of the purple worm that also got banished to a similar padded room in that same fight (since he's dead)
*** May no longer (since I already did) point out that a purple dinosaur nonsense love song being sung to a purple worm in that padded cell was almost perfect purple irony
**** May never again perform a song called Purple Worm that is a direct ripoff of Purple Rain by Prince.
Spoiler: No kidding, I did this(I wrote the parody lyrics (no, I don't have weird Al Jankovic's talent for parody, but I do my best) and my bard performed it on stage to thunderous applause (didn't hurt that the paladin held up a purple worm tooth as the first chorus was being sung ...
True.Last edited by KorvinStarmast; 2021-09-15 at 10:56 AM.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2021-09-15, 10:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* Ratlings are not secretly Kender, and I have to give my party members their stuff back.
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2021-09-15, 11:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2005
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- 61.2° N, 149.9° W
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
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2021-09-15, 02:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2019
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- Earth, presumably
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* Not allowed to roll "unintended consequences" for the Wish spell.
** even if it's because I needed a plot hook
* No more raccoons on random encounter tables
* Sticking to the scientific fact that spiderwebs are flammable must take a backseat when the artificer starts casting Firebolt like it's going out of style
** especially when the party walks into the middle of a giant spider den
*** especially not in a forest previously described as "overgrown... the brush and debris is almost impossible to walk through"Last edited by TrashTrash; 2021-09-15 at 02:55 PM.
Quotes from my adventuring party:
"They're not really innards anymore. They're out-ards."
"Your lower back burns from the death glare of a dwarf."
"What's Thor gonna do, zap me?"
"Is it drugs?"
"I set my weapons on the ground." "Do you set your brain down, too?"
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2021-09-15, 04:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2018
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- EU
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2021-09-15, 06:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
**** Cannot point out that this all began because Warhammer 40,000 Ratlings are space halflings with additional kleptomania and hedonism, playing one as a stereotypical Kender is in character (although without the 'are good and innocent' bit).
* I cannot execute other party members for Heresy.
** No, not even if I was a Commissar.
*** Being able to do so to the Space Marine is suspect.
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2021-09-16, 06:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2007
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- Some rainly old island
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Hi, I'm back, I guess. ^_^I cosplay and stream LPs of single player games on Twitch! Mon, Wed & Fri; currently playing: Nier: Replicant (Mon/Wed) and The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons (Thurs or Fri)
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2021-09-16, 06:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
- Location
- Where I am
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
I cannot do a Zelda-based Roleplay that consists of Zora, Twili, and Gorons trying to figure out why humans wear clothes.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
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