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2022-03-01, 12:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Normally I ignore anything about the pokie-mans, but memory tells me that there were at least 2 duck things in the first generation. Referring nebulously to "the duck" has too many possible antecedents for clarity.
* Ridiculously overwrought names do not make you less villainous.
** If I cannot say my entire name without taking a breath I need to provide a shorter version for everyday use.
***Names that summon elder evils are right out.
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2022-03-01, 12:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Last edited by PhoenixPhyre; 2022-03-01 at 12:09 AM.
Dawn of Hope: a 5e setting. http://wiki.admiralbenbo.org
Rogue Equivalent Damage calculator, now prettier and more configurable!
5e Monster Data Sheet--vital statistics for all 693 MM, Volo's, and now MToF monsters: Updated!
NIH system 5e fork, very much WIP. Base github repo.
NIH System PDF Up to date main-branch build version.
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2022-03-01, 12:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
I couldn't remember Quaxley's name and didn't bother to look it up so to reiterate:
***** May not follow this up with two hours of denying that anyone could actually like Quaxley
****** May not forget the name of Quaxley and thus confuse someone who is so non-pokemon fan they use the memey "pokie-mans" pronunciation
******* even if its a new pokemon that isn't even out yet, and isn't one I particularly like.
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2022-03-01, 12:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Spider-Powers are not for cheating in dance competitions.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2022-03-01, 06:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Of course not, they're for cheating at wrestling!
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*looks up new starters*
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It's a duck in a hat! WANT.
Vaguely on-topic-
* My Aarakocra Monk cannot try to look cute and harmless (feathery, mostly brilliant red, barely five feet and built like a skinny 10-year-old human with wings?) immediately after beating an enormous golem to death with his bare hands.
** Not allowed to accuse the DM of railroading and then do something (with no objections on his part and no attempts to stop us) that he has no plans for, never anticipated us doing, and is still kind of baffled by (he was anticipating us either exploring a tower dungeon further in one of two directions, using the teleporter that was all-but-labelled 'plot this way', or ducking out into an enemy-held town to find more info, not just sort of ****ing off into the desert...)Times being what they are, the stars aligning and the End of All Things barely registered as background noise.
At a bit of a loss as to what to do next, and with bills to pay, a certain Elder Thing has taken up bartending.
This is...
The Last Call of Cthulhu
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2022-03-01, 08:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2015
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Isn't that a town in Wales? Played with a fellow playgrounder a few weeks back who linked me to a recording of someone saying it. This makes me wonder: are (Tolkien) Ents Welsh, an should I role play treants that way?
* As DM, I may no longer stack glyphs of warding. (I stacked blindness (DC 16) and major image - the image was of an adult amethyst dragon).
** May not respond to a player asking "Why would you stack blindness on top of an illusion?" by saying "Alien minds don't think as you do; you might consider them mad if you could read their minds, or you might simply go mad yourself"Last edited by KorvinStarmast; 2022-03-01 at 08:21 AM.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2022-03-01, 11:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
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2022-03-01, 12:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Yes. And that playgrounder was me, because I used it as an example of what a storybook evil elven[1] wizard villain (it made some sort of sense in context) would be named. Overly-long, pompous, unpronounceable (unless you're Welsh), with a bunch of fantasy apostrophes.
[1] my high elf language is based on Welsh, just like the wood elf language is based on Finnish.Dawn of Hope: a 5e setting. http://wiki.admiralbenbo.org
Rogue Equivalent Damage calculator, now prettier and more configurable!
5e Monster Data Sheet--vital statistics for all 693 MM, Volo's, and now MToF monsters: Updated!
NIH system 5e fork, very much WIP. Base github repo.
NIH System PDF Up to date main-branch build version.
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2022-03-01, 05:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2015
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Well soak my beans and call me Frijole - my brain had mixed that up with a recent session with Dork_Forge (also on Discorde) due to the Wales connection in a previous communication I had with him.
Sorry.
Similar to but different from Prof T, I suppose.
Hmm, maybe someday there will be an elf/dwarf/gnome language based on Hungarian ...Last edited by KorvinStarmast; 2022-03-01 at 05:29 PM.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2022-03-01, 07:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2016
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Dawn of Hope: a 5e setting. http://wiki.admiralbenbo.org
Rogue Equivalent Damage calculator, now prettier and more configurable!
5e Monster Data Sheet--vital statistics for all 693 MM, Volo's, and now MToF monsters: Updated!
NIH system 5e fork, very much WIP. Base github repo.
NIH System PDF Up to date main-branch build version.
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2022-03-02, 02:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2005
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- Terra Ephemera
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* No longer allowed to invest enough ranks, feats, and magical bonuses in my Bluff skill that I need roll only a 2 or higher to convince the captain and officers of a Royal Navy anti-piracy schooner that this mess was a "perfectly legal proactive salvage operation".
... I'll leave it to your imaginations what "this mess" was.I'm not an evil GM! Honest!
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2022-03-02, 11:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2015
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
I may no longer cross talk (with the mic still on) when telling my wife "Yes, I am going to eat that."
when the cleric happens to pick up the recently deceased piercer and asks "What are we going to do with this?"Spoiler: why I said that(She was gesturing to a second serving of saffron rice from the local Lebanese bistro)
(Game on discord, text/chat)Last edited by KorvinStarmast; 2022-03-02 at 11:40 AM.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2022-03-03, 06:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2007
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* Yes, I said there's an opportunity to change up your subclass coming up, no you can't make it that homebrew Magical Girl rogue subclass!
Hi, I'm back, I guess. ^_^I cosplay and stream LPs of single player games on Twitch! Mon, Wed & Fri; currently playing: Nier: Replicant (Mon/Wed) and The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons (Thurs or Fri)
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2022-03-03, 12:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
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2022-03-03, 04:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Red Mage avatar by Aedilred.
Where do you fit in? (link fixed)
RedMage Prestige Class!
Best advice I've ever heard one DM give another:
"Remember that it is both a game and a story. If the two conflict, err on the side of cool, your players will thank you for it."
Second Eternal Foe of the Draconic Lord, battling him across the multiverse in whatever shapes and forms he may take.
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2022-03-03, 04:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
*I cannot play a skimpily dressed bard/monk specilizing in dance who takes offense at being called a stripper becuase there's noting sexual about her state of ress or the way she dances in her native culture.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2022-03-03, 05:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
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2022-03-03, 08:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2016
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
Extended sig here.
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2022-03-03, 08:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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2022-03-03, 08:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* May not play a Moogle Blue Mage Mime who just wants to be a hero
** their efforts may not consist of imitating her favorite heroes from the stories she heard
*** may not deep down feel like she is nothing but a fake who imitates others trying to be more than she is.
**** Said heroes may not include anime martial artists, gun-toting eighties heroes, acting like Cloud or Squall, or any protagonist from a Tales Of game
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2022-03-04, 09:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
My character can't be a floating box with a lid and every time I make an action and a different person climbs halfway out to preform the action before immediately bing pulled back in by someone else
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2022-03-04, 11:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Proclamations of my not-evil bonafides with very specific denials are unlikely to get the heroes on my side.
* the more energy I put into claiming to be evil, the less they will believe me.
** The more energy I put into claiming to be evil, the more the heroes will believe me.
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2022-03-05, 12:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* my character concept may not be "bandit who observed that the adventuring business is more profitable and socially acceptable yet oddly not that different from banditry"
** may not speak in a cockney accent constantly going "mate"
*** I am not the pirate of the land, and I do not wield a crossbow in one hand and a scimitar in the other.
**** May not look down on murderhobos because they're amateurs, insist that I'm a professional and criticize them on their murdering and robbering.
***** may not have score cards for muggings.
****** May not have lost most of the cards so that the only scores I can give are "2", "4" or "7"
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2022-03-05, 12:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
"If you want to understand biology don't think about vibrant throbbing gels and oozes, think about information technology" -Richard Dawkins
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Temple+ Modding Project for Atari's Temple of Elemental Evil
Morrus' RPG Forum (EN World v2)
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2022-03-05, 12:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* mate I never played planescape, mate.
** may not point out that, like mate this is a very common accent in fantasy mate, particularly in the british kind of fantasy y'know?
*** like mate, its just given to any low class mate you see, mate.
**** may not tell those who insist its planescape "off ye in the cobber, I don't see Siggles brand on me voice".
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2022-03-09, 02:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
At no point is the phrase "okay, I think I can get us into the castle, but I'm gonna thirty feet of copper wire, twelve heads of iceberg lettuce, and a gender-neutral komodo dragon fursuit" to pass my lips.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2022-03-09, 05:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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- Switzerland
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Resident Vancian Apologist
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2022-03-09, 07:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
I was referencing Secret.
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2022-03-09, 09:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
KoC reference! nice, you have taste.
* My Eclipse Caste may not just be a salesman who finds random junk then gives the greatest sales pitch for it you ever heard.
** May not literally sell sand to a southerner in a desert.
*** Or seawater to a westerner, snow to a northerner or leaves to an easterner
**** I may in fact just be a scammer and exactly what the Immaculate Order warned people about.
***** may not use fix this by using sorcery to make a bag of sand actually be a lucky charm, or a random bone actually ward off fae.
****** May not save the other solars by convincing the Wyld Hunt I knew where the anathema went and will tell them in exchange for buying one of my fine wares, then point them in the wrong way.
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2022-03-09, 09:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2016
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
I considered reading that comic until I learned it was discontinued because of the author's health. Sad.
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
Extended sig here.