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2022-03-21, 12:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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2022-03-21, 01:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
In a game based on Fate/, I cannot play an expertly created homunculus who was painstakingly crafted, trained, conditioned, and educated to be the perfect vessel for one specific servant in order to tap their abilities to a degree far beyond what they'd normally be capable of.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2022-03-21, 10:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Watching the world go by
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* I cannot take profession (slave)
** I cannot add points to profession (slave driver) on a lawful good character.
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2022-03-22, 12:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2016
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- Seoul
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
Extended sig here.
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2022-03-22, 01:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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- 61.2° N, 149.9° W
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Dungeons the Dragoning 40k 7e, an unholy monstrosity of a game animated by bile & parody from the mutilated corpses of half a dozen other games. Of course its perfectly playable & works alright with a decent DM.
* I should not start my character with full ranks of Fame(mass murdering genocidal war criminal). That's something to pick up in play.Last edited by Telok; 2022-03-22 at 01:32 AM.
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2022-03-22, 10:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2016
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
*The verbal component for the spell is not "Fakeus Latinus"
**Or "Igpay Antilay"
***"Lingua Mortua" is acceptable, but only for Power Word Kill"If you want to understand biology don't think about vibrant throbbing gels and oozes, think about information technology" -Richard Dawkins
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2022-03-23, 12:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2008
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
In the same vein...
*the verbal component for the spell Silence is not "STFU".
**the verbal component for Charm Person is not (Joey from Friends imitation) "How YOU doin'?".
***the verbal component for Sleep is not any form of lullaby.
****the verbal component for Raise Dead shall not, under any circumstances, be a Frankenstein impersonation.Red Mage avatar by Aedilred.
Where do you fit in? (link fixed)
RedMage Prestige Class!
Best advice I've ever heard one DM give another:
"Remember that it is both a game and a story. If the two conflict, err on the side of cool, your players will thank you for it."
Second Eternal Foe of the Draconic Lord, battling him across the multiverse in whatever shapes and forms he may take.
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2022-03-23, 12:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
It took months...
* Despite over 30 years of tradition, taking a phrase, moving some spaces, and using it as a character name, is now no longer allowed.
** Gorge Oushun Nkameat, Toose Eksyforth Isparty, and Iamadu Fusg Uber are off the table.
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2022-03-23, 03:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2016
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Last edited by Bohandas; 2022-03-23 at 03:06 AM.
"If you want to understand biology don't think about vibrant throbbing gels and oozes, think about information technology" -Richard Dawkins
Omegaupdate Forum
WoTC Forums Archive + Indexing Projext
PostImage, a free and sensible alternative to Photobucket
Temple+ Modding Project for Atari's Temple of Elemental Evil
Morrus' RPG Forum (EN World v2)
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2022-03-23, 05:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* I am allowed to make Sparky inventions that don't double as kettles.
** Including ones where it's not the primary purpose.
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2022-03-23, 08:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2015
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* I may no longer sing/perform MC Hammer's "U Can't Touch This", and narrate that I dance when I Dodge {action} while a ghast tries to attack me.
** I may no longer shout out "Hammer Time" when the cleric subsequently finishes off the ghast with a blow from his warhammer on his next turn.
Spoiler: why I can't do thisThe reason I can't do this anymore is that neither of the other two players were born when that song came out.Last edited by KorvinStarmast; 2022-03-23 at 08:27 AM.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2022-03-23, 09:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
I have a blog; come see what I've created: https://thewhiteminotaur.wordpress.com/
-The 2024 Character Creation Challenge (#charactercreationchallenge):
https://thewhiteminotaur.wordpress.c...tionchallenge/
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2022-03-23, 09:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2015
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Last edited by KorvinStarmast; 2022-03-23 at 09:54 AM.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2022-03-23, 07:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Watching the world go by
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
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2022-03-24, 10:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Last edited by thorr-kan; 2022-03-24 at 10:54 AM.
I have a blog; come see what I've created: https://thewhiteminotaur.wordpress.com/
-The 2024 Character Creation Challenge (#charactercreationchallenge):
https://thewhiteminotaur.wordpress.c...tionchallenge/
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2022-03-24, 05:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2013
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- Red Dragon Territory
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* If the Kobold Barbarian is consistently rolling the highest on Recall Knowledge checks, and he has a +0 modifier, the entire party needs to be rebuilt.
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2022-03-24, 06:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* Flesh shaping magic can be used for things other than changing sex on a whim.
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2022-03-24, 07:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
** may not be confused as to why you would use it again after turning female.
* when called an edgelord, my response may be "well of course I am, I wield a lot of cool swords!"
** when people say they want to stay away from the edginess may not reply "well of course, you don't want to be near cliffs"
*** May not a dark black-clothed being with dark powers and be completely incapable of understanding or knowing what an edgelord is and misunderstand it every time no matter how many times others explain it to me.
**** may not be confused as to why people keep calling me a cliff-leader.
***** clearly I'm the Queen Of All Precipices, a much more fitting title.
* may not counter someone being chosen by the sun with me being chosen by a supermassive black hole
** May not fight their sun power with gravity and darkness powers
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2022-03-24, 07:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
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2022-03-24, 07:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
I have a blog; come see what I've created: https://thewhiteminotaur.wordpress.com/
-The 2024 Character Creation Challenge (#charactercreationchallenge):
https://thewhiteminotaur.wordpress.c...tionchallenge/
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2022-03-26, 03:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2015
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2022-03-28, 01:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2005
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- 61.2° N, 149.9° W
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* Not allowed to panic the DM by asking NPCs what is further down the road that continues on past our current objective.
** Not allowed to combo mass invisibility, lots and lots of paralytic contact poison, temporary poison immunity, plus dirty laundry, just to steamroll a dungeon full of mind flayers.
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2022-03-28, 04:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* The power to make anything more like a kettle is banned.
** Especially if I insist on making my standard combat move 'pour water into enemy's mouth, activate power'.
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2022-03-28, 10:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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- Where I am
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Pants are not for weaklings.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2022-03-28, 10:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Watching the world go by
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
What are you talking about? Real men wear kilts!
** I am forbidden to dress my character below the waist in anything that does not translate to "Pantaloons".
*** My character's motivation cannot be to find the key that will remove their pants.
**** Turning into a mountain of living flame will still not remove my pants.
***** My new motivation cannot be to discover the magic behind my pants.
* I am not allowed to play bagpipe music "for ambiance".
** I am definitely not allowed to play the bagpipes during a session "to get into character".
*** I am not allowed to equip my bard with bagpipes.
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2022-03-28, 10:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2008
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- I'm on a boat!
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Awww...my very first 5e character was a dragonborn Valor Bard. He used a hunting horn for his instrument that he cast spells with in combat (low note for Sleep, sharp blast for Thunderwave), but his out-of-combat musical instrument of choice was bagpipes.
Something about a 6'7" dragon-man playing bagpipes struck my fellow players as hilarious, for some reason.Red Mage avatar by Aedilred.
Where do you fit in? (link fixed)
RedMage Prestige Class!
Best advice I've ever heard one DM give another:
"Remember that it is both a game and a story. If the two conflict, err on the side of cool, your players will thank you for it."
Second Eternal Foe of the Draconic Lord, battling him across the multiverse in whatever shapes and forms he may take.
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2022-03-29, 09:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2015
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2022-03-29, 11:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2008
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* No longer allowed to forget prisoners in a giant cloud of mutagenic gas
** Especially since we hadn't gotten around to questioning them yet.
*** Not allowed to be surprised when they end up a) looking like something from the Far Realms and b) somewhat unhappy with us (whee, tentacles).
* Trivializing yet another boss encounter with Stunning Strike is allowed, albeit just barely.
** Calling it the 'boss off-switch' is, perhaps, pushing it.Times being what they are, the stars aligning and the End of All Things barely registered as background noise.
At a bit of a loss as to what to do next, and with bills to pay, a certain Elder Thing has taken up bartending.
This is...
The Last Call of Cthulhu
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2022-03-30, 12:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
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2022-03-30, 06:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2007
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- Some rainly old island
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Sorry, I missed this reply. I dug up the link: Here
Hi, I'm back, I guess. ^_^I cosplay and stream LPs of single player games on Twitch! Mon, Wed & Fri; currently playing: Nier: Replicant (Mon/Wed) and The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons (Thurs or Fri)