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2022-03-30, 11:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* May not challenge people to say "hirkubupalupagus" five times fast
* May not attempt to blatantly make characters from other rpg settings in DnD because I can't find groups for them
** My rogue/monk/warlock is not an Infernal Exalted, also this is not gestalt
*** My Wizard is not a Free Council Acanthus mage from WoD
**** my kensei monk is not a jedi and they do not have a sword enhanced with magic to be a lightsaber
***** may not try to make Havel the Rock from Dark souls by blatantly giving them armor and a shield with an AC of "Yes"
****** may not try to sneak in a Death Knight from WoW....no, I don't mean an Oath of whatever paladin, a literal custom death knight wow class for dnd 5e
******* My cleric cannot worship a self-created Nobilis whose Estate is "Secrets Revealed"
******** my genie warlock may not be a dragon-blooded exalted who is confused why his exalted powers are working differently.
* may not attempt to blatantly crossover DnD with any other ttrpg while in game
** especially while I'm not the GM
*** my secret is not that I am not actually a Red/Blue mana planeswalker
* if its from Elden Ring, its not allowed
** my rogue may not have weapons to inflict bleed on people
*** especially if its dual-wielding red katanas
**** may not have a crossbow that shoots three bolts at a time
***** my wizard may not have a sword whose damage bonus come from Int instead of Strength
****** or cast a spell that creates a magic sword of force to attack in melee.....and has reach
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2022-04-02, 01:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
*Just because the politician offered us his thoughts and prayers does not mean he's secretly a powerful psion/cleric
*The verbal component for water elemental swarm is not "piso mojado"
**nor is it the verbal component for the grease spellLast edited by Bohandas; 2022-04-02 at 01:39 AM.
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2022-04-05, 05:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
*The Holy Grail War is not an excuse to get piano lessons from Mozart.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2022-04-05, 08:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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2022-04-05, 10:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2005
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* So not allowed character to to be under a curse that makes nobody ever believe me when I tell the truth.
"I am not a minor noble of the house of Foo-bob and you must not let me in."
"That's a good disguise but you're early for the masquerade ball. If you go right and down the hall there's a library you can wait in."Last edited by Telok; 2022-04-05 at 10:09 AM.
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2022-04-06, 01:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
*The contagion spell can only cause the diseases listed in the spell descriptions. It cannot be used to give people incontinence, irritable bowel syndrome, ED, or the clap.
Last edited by Bohandas; 2022-04-06 at 01:04 AM.
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2022-04-06, 01:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Red Mage avatar by Aedilred.
Where do you fit in? (link fixed)
RedMage Prestige Class!
Best advice I've ever heard one DM give another:
"Remember that it is both a game and a story. If the two conflict, err on the side of cool, your players will thank you for it."
Second Eternal Foe of the Draconic Lord, battling him across the multiverse in whatever shapes and forms he may take.
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2022-04-06, 06:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
*Baator's generals are the "Dark Eight" not the "Fell Eight"
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2022-04-06, 08:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
Extended sig here.
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2022-04-06, 08:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Dawn of Hope: a 5e setting. http://wiki.admiralbenbo.org
Rogue Equivalent Damage calculator, now prettier and more configurable!
5e Monster Data Sheet--vital statistics for all 693 MM, Volo's, and now MToF monsters: Updated!
NIH system 5e fork, very much WIP. Base github repo.
NIH System PDF Up to date main-branch build version.
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2022-04-07, 04:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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2022-04-07, 05:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
My Stand cannot be "Electric Love" or "Naked Mole Rap"
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2022-04-08, 12:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* I can not take the Microbiology skill if I've invested points in Spark.
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2022-04-09, 01:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
"What if the Cobra Unit was the Ginyu Force?" is not a question that ever needed answering.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2022-04-09, 11:50 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2016
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
*May not describe the Bene Geserrit as "a cult of drugged out crypto-**** prostitutes"
**Even though it all fits if you've read the bookLast edited by Bohandas; 2022-04-09 at 11:52 AM.
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2022-04-09, 02:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
No, thats pretty much spot on. Might add 'that mostly just screws around with politicians'.
* My next supers character cannot be an up-sized radioactive time-clone of William the Conquerer. Because "Big O'l Hot Willy" has not been an appropriate superhero name since junior high.
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2022-04-09, 11:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2016
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* My players aren't allowed to give me reasons to start mucking around with time, time-travel, and alternate timelines, especially not with weird aberrations, fiends, and dragons involved (things get too messy).
** Playing a time wizard, a boy with a dragon, a chaos-spawned aberration/mutant, and a paladin dedicated to eradicating fiends counts as giving me reasons.
*** Not allowed to post :popcorn: emoji in chat while they're panicking about possible butterfly effects. Especially because I know that it's WAY too late for that.Dawn of Hope: a 5e setting. http://wiki.admiralbenbo.org
Rogue Equivalent Damage calculator, now prettier and more configurable!
5e Monster Data Sheet--vital statistics for all 693 MM, Volo's, and now MToF monsters: Updated!
NIH system 5e fork, very much WIP. Base github repo.
NIH System PDF Up to date main-branch build version.
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2022-04-12, 01:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2015
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- Texas
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Last edited by KorvinStarmast; 2022-04-12 at 04:49 PM.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2022-04-12, 04:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2013
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- Red Dragon Territory
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* DCs above 15 are not illegal in Breachill
** Nor are they against my religion
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2022-04-13, 08:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2020
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* I am not allowed to life drain every creature in a 621 mile radius to gain arbitrary HP anymore. Unless it’s funny
Native Sha'ir enthusiast. NO GENIE WARLOCK DOESNT COUNT!
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2022-04-13, 08:53 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Warhammer 40,000 Campaign Skirmish Game: Warpstrike
My Spelljammer stuff (including an orbit tracker), 2E AD&D spreadsheet, and Vault of the Drow maps are available in my Dropbox. Feel free to use or not use it as you see fit!
Thri-Kreen Ranger/Psionicist by me, based off of Rich's A Monster for Every Season
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2022-04-13, 11:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2015
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2022-04-13, 03:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2022-04-16, 12:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Watching the world go by
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* The hypothetical love-child between Smeagol, Danny Ocean, Indiana Jones, and a gold-standard obsessed politician is not Midas.
** Nor does he get any bonuses to sensing gold or other treasure.
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2022-04-28, 09:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* May not make a setting called "Friendpunk"
** the world is not ruled by jerks who utilize the power of friendship to gang up on people and beat them with superior numbers and call in connections to do things for them like cowards when they can't do it themselves
*** the lower class of this world is not called the "The Lonely" who are all bad at social skills in some way
**** this worlds cybernetics may not give people great power by trapping people in your cyber arm or something and using stockholm syndrome to make them be your friends
***** criminal gangs by not consist of roving "friends" who us their friendship agreements to enforce their rule over their territory.
****** May not try to do a similar setting for the power of love.
******* May not try to figure out what would happen if other such positive forces were turned into ways to abuse power and rule from on high.
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2022-04-29, 02:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2016
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
*Yes, it's true that you can't spell "cocaine" without "AI", but I still don't think a drug addicted robot makes much sense
Last edited by Bohandas; 2022-04-29 at 02:34 AM.
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2022-04-29, 04:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Wasn't there one in Robocop 2?
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
Extended sig here.
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2022-04-29, 05:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2022-04-29, 06:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* I can't switch sex more than once a scene.
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2022-04-29, 04:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2005
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Not allowed to use "pass the taser*" instead of dice rolling.
* ok, so its one of the little shock proddies using a few 9v batts and nowhere near as fun as a Thomas A Swift Electric Rifle. Still not allowed.