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2022-08-24, 12:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Times being what they are, the stars aligning and the End of All Things barely registered as background noise.
At a bit of a loss as to what to do next, and with bills to pay, a certain Elder Thing has taken up bartending.
This is...
The Last Call of Cthulhu
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2022-08-24, 12:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
"If you want to understand biology don't think about vibrant throbbing gels and oozes, think about information technology" -Richard Dawkins
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2022-08-24, 01:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
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2022-08-24, 01:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
*** Or The Imperium of Mankind to declare it heresy
**** Mostly because humanity outlawed it before the Imperium was formed.
***** Though it unsurprising that the Adeptus Mechanicus would declare spambots heresy anyways.
* The Imperium may not resurrect console gaming from an STC
** The console may not be the Commodore 64
*** Yet somehow the only games on it may not be Call of Duty: Imperial Guard edition, FIFA M41, Adepta Sororitas Dating Sim, and Skyrim
**** all these games may not somehow a competitive online scene with Imperial, Chaos AND Ork players somehow.
***** This console may not somehow use Wii motion controls for everything.
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2022-08-24, 05:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Stop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
Lots of people seem to use blue for sarcasm, I decided I should too
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2022-08-25, 02:55 AM (ISO 8601)
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2022-08-25, 11:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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2022-08-25, 12:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Last edited by KorvinStarmast; 2022-08-25 at 01:02 PM.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
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2022-08-25, 05:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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2022-08-29, 12:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Gnome Ann is definitely a Gnome Unknown.
Stop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
Lots of people seem to use blue for sarcasm, I decided I should too
I have joined the ranks of the FFRPeople Here is my character.
Thank you to Linkele for creating my avatar!
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2022-08-30, 12:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Obi-Wan's famous line at the climax of Revenge of the Sith was "I have the high ground" not "I'm so high"
"If you want to understand biology don't think about vibrant throbbing gels and oozes, think about information technology" -Richard Dawkins
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2022-08-30, 02:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* I may not play Gnome Ann
** Gnome Ann does not have time stop at will
*** Gnome Ann does not have frightful presence
**** Gnome Ann cannot overrule gods acting in their portfolios
***** Gnome Ann does not start the game with a +4 bonus to wis
****** Gnome Ann does not have unlimited-range teleportation
******* Gnome Ann cannot permanently destroy liches purely by injuring their bodies
******** Gnome Ann cannot catch bullets
********* Wounds dealt by Gnome Ann are not immune to mortal healingLooking for a monster? Making a monster?
Age of Wariors,, A Homebrew Sequel to Tome of Battle (see also the original thread, disciplines table and prestige class table)
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2022-08-31, 09:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
*"I was hoping his blood would cure my diabetes" does not adequately explain why I felt the need to kidnap Captain America.
**"I miss my raisin bran god damn it" is not a defense that will hold up in court.I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2022-08-31, 09:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* Setting up our Yakuza Mr Johnson to take the fall for our screw up is fair game
** Calling him "Stumpy" on subsequent jobs is pushing it
*** I should not be surprised when Stumpy puts out a hit on our team
**** Mailing Stumpy the relevant missing digits from each of the formerly contracted runners is just adding insult to injury
Shadowrun can get DARK if you let it get out of hand...
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2022-09-01, 01:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
*Being attacked with a cosh is not the most common danger in the non-euclidean city of r'lyeh
**nobody is a big enough math nerd to get that joke"If you want to understand biology don't think about vibrant throbbing gels and oozes, think about information technology" -Richard Dawkins
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2022-09-01, 02:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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*** No need to get hyperbolic about it
Looking for a monster? Making a monster?
Age of Wariors,, A Homebrew Sequel to Tome of Battle (see also the original thread, disciplines table and prestige class table)
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2022-09-01, 09:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
**** Not allowed to derail the session into a discussion on catenaries.
* I am not a modern major general, nor am I anything else with the same syllable pattern to it.
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2022-09-04, 03:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
*Qui-Gon Jinn did not have a brother named Qui-Gon Tonic
**The name Qui-Gon is not latin for "a shape with an unknown number of sides"Last edited by Bohandas; 2022-09-05 at 12:32 AM.
"If you want to understand biology don't think about vibrant throbbing gels and oozes, think about information technology" -Richard Dawkins
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2022-09-04, 07:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Stop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
Lots of people seem to use blue for sarcasm, I decided I should too
I have joined the ranks of the FFRPeople Here is my character.
Thank you to Linkele for creating my avatar!
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2022-09-05, 12:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
*Drawing illustrations on a Cards Against Humanity game set does not make it a tarot deck
**A Little Boy Who Won't Shut Up About Dinosaurs does not symbolize reflection and contemplation
***It doesn't matter whether it's upright or reversedLast edited by Bohandas; 2022-09-05 at 12:34 AM.
"If you want to understand biology don't think about vibrant throbbing gels and oozes, think about information technology" -Richard Dawkins
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2022-09-05, 10:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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2022-09-05, 08:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* When someone tells this about their adventure
"There was a Mindflayer sex dungeon"
I must avoid jokes about a lady chicken with formal neckwear.Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2022-09-06, 12:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
Extended sig here.
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2022-09-06, 07:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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*****These are not the Holy Articles of the Oracles of the Green Goddess, she of the Dressing
Also, I know this is all jokes but I genuinely love the concept of this as the modern equivalent of runestones, bones, and a small animal sacrifice. Tarot cards genuinely were used as playing cards before they were used for divination, and I think a system built around tracing classic superstitious or fantastical objects to their root place and origin in society, and then replacing them with modern equivalents could be fun.
*I may not begin my campaign with "You all meet in an AirBnB"Stop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
Lots of people seem to use blue for sarcasm, I decided I should too
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2022-09-06, 07:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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2022-09-06, 08:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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2022-09-06, 09:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
**** Burning man is also banned as a starting location.
***** Gencon and Comic-Con are also banned.
****** Friend computer does not recruit at South-by-southwest (or south-abyss-out-hardy as auto correct tried to render it).
******* Starting call of cthulhu at an X-Files con is acceptable.
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2022-09-07, 03:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
**** Starting them as engineers on Deepwater Horizon doing said Greedy and Deep drilling is right out.
***** May not also have them be in charge of the coverup.
****** Especially if the system is typically mundane only and does not deal with supernatural/occult/Lovecraftian Horror.
Now to pick a system...
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2022-09-07, 02:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Vampires work too well both transposed unaltered into modernity and as a raw metaphor to cleanly shift, at least in my mind. The modern vampire metaphors are so well drawn that to actually strip it of the vampireness just makes it the thing, and to make the thing a vampire just feels already done. I feel like I can't be more specific on certain points without getting political, so I'll leave it at that.
[Emphasis mine.] This is incredible, I need to use it somewhere.
*I really have to stop calling my university wizards' school
**I can stop citing Clarke's Third Law, they get it, it just isn't funnyanymoreever.
*In discussing venues for my [relative]'s wedding, I have to stop responding to literally every instance of the word gazebo by gasping and saying "the Dread Gazebo!"
**Responding to discussion of a pavilion by asking "how many is a pavilion?", while certainly a more mainstream joke, is still not allowedStop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
Lots of people seem to use blue for sarcasm, I decided I should too
I have joined the ranks of the FFRPeople Here is my character.
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2022-09-08, 07:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* I may not suggest that dwarves have larval stages
** I may not suggest that dwarves lay eggs
*** I may not suggest that dwarves must perform a "mating dance" as part of the courtship process.
***I may no longer speculate on any part of dwarf* biology
*or elf or gnome or halflingLast edited by Notafish; 2022-09-08 at 10:09 PM.