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    ElfRangerGuy

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    In third place:

    Quote Originally Posted by Lacco View Post
    "I said that the image should give me goose-BUMPs, not goose butts."
    In second place:

    Quote Originally Posted by Gold Leaf View Post
    "Hey, guys! Look at this cool thing I found underwater!"
    "What is it this time, Frank?"
    "MADE YOU LOOK! Hehehehahahaha!"
    "..."
    "Why do we still let you hang out with us?"
    And in First Place:

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    "Dangit, Petey, where did you put the remote...???"
    Lacco, you're up next.
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    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Thank you, thank you.

    For your amusement and creativity, I present you a panel from one of my favourite webcomics, the elusive, crazy and sometimes crazy scary/worrying Edmund Finney's Quest to Find the Meaning of Life... (warning: don't read with your kids; they may get amused by the scary stuff; contains clowns!)



    CAPTION AWAY!!! Judgement is near (...a week away).
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    Instead of having an adventure, from which a cool unexpected story may rise, you had a story, with an adventure built and designed to enable the story, but also ensure (or close to ensure) it happens.

  3. - Top - End - #483
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    I have many, many questions, but the most pressing is: are those halves of the same pencil?
    My Homebrew (Free to use, don't even bother asking. PM me if you do, though; I'd love to hear stories).

    Avatar done by me (It's Durkon redrawn as Salvador from Borderlands 2).

    Nod, get treat.

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    Where do you live?

    Just outside London, a small city on Mars, just outside of the capital... wuble.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    "The Halloween party was a bust. Everyone dressed up as a Picasso painting."
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    Rules existing are a dire threat to the divine power of the DM.

  6. - Top - End - #486
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    So when I saw you last you said you were going on a nice relaxing fishing trip. How did it go?

  7. - Top - End - #487
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    ElfRangerGuy

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    -What is your job?
    -Life model for a painter's college. This week it was surrealist week.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    "I told you Moon Knight attacks with all sorts of random bullcrap!"
    We are FREE of
    BEER! As in, we don't have any beer.

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    So you set out to sail round the world while writing a great novel... and made it all of one mile before getting shipwrecked. That has to be some kind of record.

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    "Senator, just because these lobbyists give you checks, doesn't mean you promote EVERYTHING !"
    "We are the people our parents warned us about!" - J.Buffett

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    New safety equipment for trans-continental flights: light, whistle, personal 'raft', some food and a filter.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Now this was really hard to judge, as all the contestants did their best to hit the button in my brain that has the "laugh uncontrollably" funcion...

    So:

    Bronze Medal

    Quote Originally Posted by Pex View Post
    "The Halloween party was a bust. Everyone dressed up as a Picasso painting."
    Silver Medal

    Quote Originally Posted by farothel View Post
    -What is your job?
    -Life model for a painter's college. This week it was surrealist week.
    Gold Medal & the right to post next image:

    Quote Originally Posted by farothel View Post
    New safety equipment for trans-continental flights: light, whistle, personal 'raft', some food and a filter.
    Farothel, you're up!
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kol Korran View Post
    Instead of having an adventure, from which a cool unexpected story may rise, you had a story, with an adventure built and designed to enable the story, but also ensure (or close to ensure) it happens.

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    Sure, here's the next one.

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    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    After Loki engineered an incident in Valhalla's kitchens involving an exploding troll, the Bifrost had to be pressed into immediate use to seek back up feasting supplies.

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    I found it! Eat fast food. Exercise. The rainbow connection!
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    Hunters converged to the two assumed locations: the McDonalds and the McGym. The leprechauns watched them, laughing silently, as they drove away in the truck that contained the fabled pot of gold.
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
    Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune

    Quote Originally Posted by Kol Korran View Post
    Instead of having an adventure, from which a cool unexpected story may rise, you had a story, with an adventure built and designed to enable the story, but also ensure (or close to ensure) it happens.

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    After the flood ended, the Lord created the rainbow to show humanity He would never try to wipe them out in a disaster again. Then, he created the McDonald's to show humanity He was fine with them being a little self-indulgent occasionally. Finally, He created the gym to show humanity how to become super freakin' stacked.
    We are FREE of
    BEER! As in, we don't have any beer.

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    At the end of the rainbow you will find a crock of golden, delicious fries!
    "We are the people our parents warned us about!" - J.Buffett

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    "Somewhere over the rainbow blue birds fly. Birds fly over the rainbow as I eat a french fry."
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    Rules existing are a dire threat to the divine power of the DM.

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    Now I'm even more suspicious of that floppy-shoed "leprechaun."
    My Homebrew (Free to use, don't even bother asking. PM me if you do, though; I'd love to hear stories).

    Avatar done by me (It's Durkon redrawn as Salvador from Borderlands 2).

    Nod, get treat.

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    "Hmmm, taste the Rainbow.....now for a limited time with Honey Dijon or Cool Ranch sauce!"
    "We are the people our parents warned us about!" - J.Buffett

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    And so Mammoet joined the local spark-designed gym after Humongulus asked "Dost thou even Lyft?"
    "We are the people our parents warned us about!" - J.Buffett

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    God: I see your Golden Arches and raise you!
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    Bronze Medal
    Quote Originally Posted by Scarlet Knight View Post
    "Hmmm, taste the Rainbow.....now for a limited time with Honey Dijon or Cool Ranch sauce!"

    Silver Medal
    Quote Originally Posted by sengmeng View Post
    Now I'm even more suspicious of that floppy-shoed "leprechaun."

    Gold Medal & the right to post next image:
    Quote Originally Posted by paddyfool View Post
    After Loki engineered an incident in Valhalla's kitchens involving an exploding troll, the Bifrost had to be pressed into immediate use to seek back up feasting supplies.

    paddyfool, you're up! (and I'm going to get myself some McDo this evening).
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    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    I was going to post this but I'm having trouble getting the image of it in into a post: https://www.photocrowd.com/photos/lady-come-back-here-6793148.bbedc82c3/

    If someone else can do it, great! If not I'll find something else ...
    Last edited by paddyfool; 2022-06-12 at 12:16 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paddyfool View Post
    I was going to post this but I'm having trouble getting the image of it in into a post: https://www.photocrowd.com/photos/la...148.bbedc82c3/

    If someone else can do it, great! If not I'll find something else ...
    I haven't been able to do it, but that's probably not saying much. But if you really want that one, just make the link a true link and I'm sure we can caption of that.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    "I am the protector...the watcher in the dusk...I am....Jack Russell!"
    Last edited by Scarlet Knight; 2022-06-14 at 08:28 AM.
    "We are the people our parents warned us about!" - J.Buffett

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    worker painting the white lines on the road: moving things that are on the road is not in my job description. I only paint lines.
    Last edited by farothel; 2022-06-15 at 12:40 PM.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    "Fetch! Roll over! GAZE INTO THE MEANING OF INFINITY! HOLD IT! Hoooooold it.... Good girl!"
    My Homebrew (Free to use, don't even bother asking. PM me if you do, though; I'd love to hear stories).

    Avatar done by me (It's Durkon redrawn as Salvador from Borderlands 2).

    Nod, get treat.

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    When you call the dog "Lady Puddingfoot" and he identifies as "High Lord Dragonslayer".
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
    Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune

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