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[Scarlet Knight]

"Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to America's favorite show! Mornings with Medusa!"

[Pex]

To stop his infidelity, Hera introduces Zeus to OnlyFans.

[farothel]

Zeus trying Tinder for the first time. Hasn't really managed swiping left yet.

[animorte]

In Memoriam: The first generation of professional gamers.

[Scarlet Knight]

"Trust me, don't think of the actors or the writers or anyone. If you are going to be a TV critic, you need a heart of stone. "

[Lacco]

The winner of this round:

To stop his infidelity, Hera introduces Zeus to OnlyFans.

@Pex: you're up!

[Pex]

[Lacco]

"Yes, yes... I am absolutely sure. My powerful deductive abilities tell me that this bottle is made out of glass, that I got drunk because I drank it yesterday and that I look positively fabulous with my new hairstyle. Elementary, eh, Watson?"

First draft of Sherlock Holmes' Adventures wasn't such a hit with Doyle's editor.

[farothel]

So dripping this on my fingers elongates them... interesting.

[Scarlet Knight]

"Oh I missed you so! Absinthe DOES make the heart grow fonder!

[animorte]

"Oh I missed you so! Absinthe DOES make the heart grow fonder!

Pfft, wow. This one got me.

"Bard rolls nat 20 to seduce the potion."

[Lacco]

"Maybe I should have outsourced the testing phase for my potion of eternal unbreakable focus..." was the last thought of the world's formerly greatest alchemist that was NOT focused on the green bottle...

[paddyfool]

Ten green bottles, hanging on the wall… ten green bottles hanging on the wall… and if one green bottle should accidentally “fall”, what’s the worst that could happen if I drink it all?

[Scarlet Knight]

So dripping this on my fingers elongates them... interesting.

Mary Morston Watson: "Does it now? May I borrow that Mr. Holmes? John, time to go home!"

[Pex]

"Oh I missed you so! Absinthe DOES make the heart grow fonder!

The winner.

Is next.

[Scarlet Knight]

Thank You!

Let's spy upon:

[Lacco]

Ooooh, this will be a fun one...

"...all right, you shall be known as Paprika. Good. So we have you, Pepper, Thyme, Saffron... any ideas for your name, redhead?"
The world was not ready yet.

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"...and as I sang 'oh, Lord, I can't change', the king shouted 'freebird!' and the rest is history..."
The bard when asked why he has a cramp in his hand.

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"...and then, lord Vader raised his hand fore,
and the gadgeteer lord was smiling no more,
as he was choked with Vader's forceful magick,
lord Vader quipped with what became classic,
'I find your lack of faith disturbing'..."

For some reason the 873 stanzas long epos on the War of the Stars was a big hit with ladies.

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Sorry. Couldn't help myself...

[Pex]

The boy becomes a man.

[paddyfool]

I bet you think you’re going to get some action, strutting around with your lute and tight stripey trousers. Little do you know that none of us swing that way.

[farothel]

I need to produce an heir.
Don't worry, mylord, I have a cunning plan to make you irresistible with the ladies.

[animorte]

Challenges the entire courtyard to dueling lutes.

*How not to Bard.

[Pex]

When the ladies are fawning, pretending not to care is the best way to get the gentleman to notice you.

[Bohandas]

"...and so anyway that's why I'm not allowed back at the grocery store"

[paddyfool]

Verily I tell you, the end of days are just around the corner! We stand at the end of history, at the last, final peak of human civilisation!

[Scarlet Knight]

Wow guys! This was a tough one!

Honorable Mention and winner of the Iron Maiden Padua award:

"...and as I sang 'oh, Lord, I can't change', the king shouted 'freebird!' and the rest is history..."
The bard when asked why he has a cramp in his hand.

Third Place and the winner of the Sir Minx a Lot award:

I bet you think you’re going to get some action, strutting around with your lute and tight stripey trousers. Little do you know that none of us swing that way.

Second Place and the winner of the Formerly Known as Prince award :

I need to produce an heir.
Don't worry, my lord, I have a cunning plan to make you irresistible with the ladies.

First Place and winner of the Spice Route Girls award:

"...all right, you shall be known as Paprika. Good. So we have you, Pepper, Thyme, Saffron... any ideas for your name, redhead?"
The world was not ready yet.

Take it away Lacco!

[Lacco]

I knew the Spice Girls would prevail!

Okay, since it's already a bit late, let's do a short one until Sunday!



3...2...1... CAPTION AWAY!

[Scarlet Knight]

As the groupies flocked around him, I heard one of them shriek, "It's really him! It's Robin Hood!"

[Pex]

" . . . with my spear and magic helmet!"

[paddyfool]

“Here we see another adventurer in the midst of succumbing to the curse of enchickening; see how his legs are already fully transformed. Shortly after this he was no longer able to hold his weapon and became easy meat with which to feed your armies, Dark Lord Sanders.”

“Poor, hapless adventurer. Once you were lawful good, now you’re just finger-lickin’…”

[farothel]

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