HALO VIII: Where the Cake is NOT A LIE!

[Haruki-kun]

HALO

Heroic
Anti-Evil and
Lawbreaking
Organization

((Banner thanks to Almighty_Salmon!))

HALO, a new organization dedicated to the cause of good! To protect the playground and The Town! We have selected those who we think to have the ability to help us in our cause!
Joining is simple, you keep your soul, and your blood... And someone else keeps their blood as well.
All you have to do is...

1. Must be non-evil
2. PM Masato or Haruki-kun
3. Ask to join
4. They might ask questions... So answer them!
5. You're in if you are found worthy!

Just that!

We also have a wikispace for more information, such as member lists!

Member awards as well (since we rock!)

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Well in the first seven threads we've had massed chaos, anarchy and destruction. But our work here is not yet done...

((This thread is subject to change. This thread has also been given the MOD-nod.))

[Baeleck]

Baeleck appears in new thread. He happens to be eating cheese.

[Quinsar]

last action

quinsar limps into the kitchen and opens the fridge

WhERES MY CHEESE

[Baeleck]

Baeleck freezes, mid-bite.

He has a feeling it might be between his teeth.

[Quinsar]

i thought you would take nomlas thats why i rigged it with laxatives

[Haruki-kun]

i thought you would take nomlas thats why i rigged it with laxatives

What? But that's the cheese they put in last night's Macaronni!

That is such a Cheesy resort........

[Baeleck]

Upon the discovery of this new information, Baeleck gives a facial expression somewhat similar to this:



This is shortly followed by him dashing off in a random direction, treading on rather a few caltrops on the way. Another bad thing was, that he had not yet been informed as to where the lavatories are.

[Dallas-Dakota]

8th thread already?
*drumrolls*
action!

DD strolls in with the cheese and then burns it, preferring cookies.

He then wonders where the cake is, if it isnt a lie.

DD´s actions for the whole thread will be tinkering in his lab, searching for the cake and doing his normal schedule, its posted somewhere in one of the old threads.

[Quinsar]

its new i just put them in an hour ago

[RocketBard]

A bard in an orange cloak walks in. "Hey everyone, I'm glad that I could become a part of HALO!"

By the way, does anyone know what happened to my avatar? It represented my character really well.

[Haruki-kun]

8th thread already?
*drumrolls*
action!

DD strolls in with the cheese and then burns it, preferring cookies.

He then wonders where the cake is, if it isnt a lie.

DD´s actions for the whole thread will be tinkering in his lab, searching for the cake and doing his normal schedule, its posted somewhere in one of the old threads.

That is it! We must find the Cake! Isn't it near the Pop-tarts?

@ RocketBard: Welcome, we've been expecting you!

[Volug]

*Undeadtime*
(Plot is up still if anyone else wants to do it. Puzzles and stuff
http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showt...37#post3751137
)

Masato walks into the new thread, shaking just a bit.

""

[Quinsar]

quinsar summons his lesser familiar a lizard it sits on his shoulder eating a type of feed hes giving him (masato you in wolf form)

[Chetchaka]

Chet wanders aimlessly into the base.

Ugh. It's so bright and colorful and heroic in here. It makes me feel sort of woozy. Or maybe that was the potion I...nah...

...

Chet rushes off to vomit on the nearest Haloite (whoever happens to be near the entrance).

[Baeleck]

That would probably be Baeleck. Who is currently running around, cursing rather loudly about the caltrops embedded in his feet and his need to find the toilets.

[Haruki-kun]

Chet wanders aimlessly into the base.

Ugh. It's so bright and colorful and heroic in here. It makes me feel sort of woozy. Or maybe that was the potion I...nah...

...

Chet rushes off to vomit on the nearest Haloite (whoever happens to be near the entrance).

Hey Chet! What's up? What are you..... you don't look so good....... wait.....


GAHHH!!!!!

[Chetchaka]

Chet falls down.

Whoops. Must've been that potion. But I doubt it. I think...Maybe. Anyway, hi. I heard vomiting on people was always nice for making a good impression.

Chet uses the nearby window curtains to wipe off the rest of the vomit.

[Volug]

((I just noticed... I barely logged on and I saw Bunny was off.
I looked at it again and shes on...
This is, like the 10th time in a row we both get on in the same time. O_O))

Masato sits in the corner, clutching his hat between his arms. He sobs silently.
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
(etc.)

[Chetchaka]

((I just noticed... I barely logged on and I saw Bunny was off.
I looked at it again and shes on...
This is, like the 10th time in a row we both get on in the same time. O_O))

Masato sits in the corner, clutching his hat between his arms. He sobs silently.
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
(etc.)

You think you have it bad? Try incinerating your Weighted Companion Cube because there's no other way to continue.

[Almighty Salmon]

Nomlas enters and looks around at the new people.

Bah, Newbies. A waste of DNA if you ask me.

[Haruki-kun]

Chet falls down.

Whoops. Must've been that potion. But I doubt it. I think...Maybe. Anyway, hi. I heard vomiting on people was always nice for making a good impression.

Chet uses the nearby window curtains to wipe off the rest of the vomit.

Yeah..... I'm glad you're feeling better........

[Volug]

You think you have it bad? Try incinerating your Weighted Companion Cube because there's no other way to continue.

At the mention of the Weighted Companion Cube Masato starts crying... Silently.

[Quinsar]

quinsar sneaks up behind nomlas and hits him over the head with his crutch

[Chetchaka]

Nomlas enters and looks around at the new people.

Bah, Newbies. A waste of DNA if you ask me.

Weren't you a newbie too, at some point?

...Wait. Don't answer that. I'll probably get some ridiculously long backstory about how you were a god in some past life. Or maybe something entirely different. I'll never know now.

Chet ponders this. And the rest of his life.

[Haruki-kun]

...Wait. Don't answer that. I'll probably get some ridiculously long backstory about how you were a god in some past life. Or maybe something entirely different. I'll never know now.

Not really, he was a fish, and now he's Human, doesn't get much worse than that.

Masato, are you OK?

[Chetchaka]

Chet begins to sing a few out of tune lines from Still Alive.

And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun, for the people who are still alive.

[Almighty Salmon]

Actually, Jethro. I was an original member of HALO. Not that i'm in HALO any more.. i'm an AMENite.

[Baeleck]

Baeleck returns to the kitchen, looking rather red-faced and angry.

He has a few caltrops in his hand, along with the remains of the tainted cheese.

[Volug]

I think I'll be fine... *wimper*
Good to see you back anyways.

Masato gets up, and tries not to think of the horrible death of the Weighted companion cube.

[Chetchaka]

I think I'll be fine... *wimper*
Good to see you back anyways.

Masato gets up, and tries not to think of the horrible death of the Weighted companion cube.

Well, to further torture you-ERR, I MEAN, to compensate for your loss, the Aperture Science Department nominates you to test a new portal gun that can shoot up to twelve linked portals at once. Sound fun?