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2008-02-04, 11:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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Wands,worlds gayest magical items
Yes wands. i beleive wands are in fact the gayest magical item in all of creation. how can one be scared being at the "business" end of a wand? i just can't bring myself to take them seriously.
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2008-02-04, 11:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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Because I know that it can cause a fireball to engulf me, or drain away my soul, or turn me to dust, with a flick of the wielder's wrist, and whether that wrist be limp makes no difference?
Personally I tend to envisage wands as being held like a light fencing weapon (they do this sometimes in the Harry Potter movies), which adds an element of finesse and threat to their appearance.
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2008-02-04, 11:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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2008-02-04, 11:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Wands,worlds gayest magical items
Think of them as being the fantasy equivalent of a gun.
Maybe the problem for you is the word? What synonyms are there for wands? Hmm...001100010010011110100001101101110011
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2008-02-04, 11:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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2008-02-04, 11:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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You will rue the day you crossed the bearers of wands.
You will Rue it hard.If RPG's have taught me anything, it's that all social and economic problems of the world can be solved through murder.
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2008-02-04, 11:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Wands,worlds gayest magical items
I can't see how a wand can be gay unless you're using it to sodomise someone.
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2008-02-04, 11:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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2008-02-04, 11:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Wands,worlds gayest magical items
I can cut things with swords a lot better than I can with a phallus.
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2008-02-04, 11:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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2008-02-04, 11:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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2008-02-04, 11:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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2008-02-04, 11:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Wands,worlds gayest magical items
Apart from "gay" obviously being the wrong choice of word, I´d say yes, Wands are decidedly unmanly items. Staves, as in at least 80cm long and heavy, are considerably cooler, since you can beat people up with them - or unleash deadly magic. Now if they weren´t that expensive......
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2008-02-04, 11:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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I'd really appreciate it if you wouldn't use the word "gay" as a pejorative. Look it up if you don't know what it actually means.
I deal with this sort of thing enough in the real world. GiantITP is usually a good place to get away from it.Love the Third Amendment?
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2008-02-04, 11:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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Ahahahahahaha, even though I'm not offended or anything, the thread title made me chuckle very much. LOL.
I don't have anything significant to add but I think the comment about Harry Potter styled wands was a very good reminder, I'll try to implement some of that in my own adventures...There is no good and evil. There is only more and less.
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2008-02-04, 11:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Wands,worlds gayest magical items
A wand of Hideous Laughter would be pretty gay. So would Dancing Lights - imagine how much that could improve a party! Though a wand of Heroes' Feast would probably be the gayest one of all. Food for everyone, could you have a gayer time than that?
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2008-02-04, 11:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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I agree with anybody on this thread who is offended in the slightest bit.
I, personally, am tired of people using somebody's life-style as a term for anything they dislike. Please keep in mind that we're GAMERS! We, according to a lot of the public, cause school shootings and the like. Wouldn't you be a little annoyed if people starting saying: "That shirt is so gamer."
On top of that, what's wrong with being gay? Seriously, depending on whether you're born that way or discover it through a bunk mate at summer camp, it's no more threatening to people than being of any race or even being an accountant.
Open your mind, or shut your mouth.Check out a bunch of stuff I wrote for my campaign world of Oz.
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2008-02-04, 11:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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2008-02-04, 11:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Wands,worlds gayest magical items
OP: Assuming you meant "un-manly" (and I know some pretty manly gay dudes, so you might want to rethink that usage)...I don't get it. They're handheld symbolic phalluses, which is a) about as manly as you can get and b) the same as swords, knives, guns...unless they're not big enough for you. Needing to compensate for something?
Really, I guess it's a problem with me not knowing what you mean. What do you mean by gay in this case?Last edited by Nerd-o-rama; 2008-02-04 at 11:46 AM.
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2008-02-04, 11:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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2008-02-04, 12:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-02-04, 12:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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A wand focused artificer with wand mastery, etc, using 2 wands of phantasmal killer. Not scary, but certainly lethal. Hope your will save is high.
Oh, and here's how to ruin Harry Potter, by the way,
SpoilerReplace the letter d in wand in the books with another letter. And it doesn't make wane or want, by the way... The result is vile.Last edited by F.L.; 2008-02-04 at 12:02 PM.
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2008-02-04, 12:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Everything?
Nets?
One of the best bash quotes ever.Last edited by kamikasei; 2008-02-04 at 12:08 PM.
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2008-02-04, 12:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-02-04, 12:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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i am quite sorry if anyone was offended by my title, i meant only to state the fact that wands are just about the most unthreatening magic item i've ever encountered. on the other hand lighten up people! it's just a word, yes i was not using it in the proper way and mabye i should have shown some better word choice. Also, if i'm a bit behind i'm sorry i was away from my comp.
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2008-02-04, 12:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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I dunno, belt of gender change is the item most likely to cause a character to have a sexual identity crisis, regardless of how they started out.
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2008-02-04, 12:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-02-04, 12:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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i can't stop thinking of the time i shot a wand weilding pc in the face with a
.357 magnum, threaten me with a wand will you? i led the party from that point on... true story."All these things will be lost in time, like tears...in rain"
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2008-02-04, 12:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-02-04, 12:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Wands,worlds gayest magical items
Well, in the spirit of open-mindedness, you should remember that there are those of us (myself included) who really do believe that acting on gay tendancies has negative psychological and spiritual consequences. This thread (and Forum) is not really an appropriate setting to get any deeper into that topic. But just as the OP was offensive in its closed-mindedness, I'd prefer not to have my view, in turn, treated like it's automatically wrong and unworthy of existing.
And before I get flamed too badly, I would like to say that I don't hate gay (or similar) people, in spite of disagreeing with this particular aspect of their actions. There are lots of other things people do that I believe aren't the best choices, and that doesn't stop me from loving and respecting those people for other reasons. And definitely don't approve of "gay" being used as a derogatory term like the OP did.
To add a d20-related note to this post:
I never did like how wands in 3e are just "scrolls with 49 more charges." It doesn't fit with how wands appear in literature. I think Metamagic Rods come a lot closer to the flavor that wands should have, and I hope 4e is approaching this idea with its "implement" rules. If not, I'll houserule that into 4e myself.
As far as aesthetics ... depends totally on the personality of the spellcaster whether little, lightweight implements seem out-of-place or not. I hope they encourage more character-individual fluff about wand appearance in 4e as well. (Although at least, even in 3e, they let you decide your own fluff about whether wands are plain, simple wooden sticks vs. rainbow-colored crystals with stars and flowers carved on them.)You can call me Draz.
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