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2008-04-05, 02:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Celebrity D&D characters on wired.com
Wired decided to roll up the likes of Rick Astley, Mr. T, and a bunch of others. Worth taking a look at. I think Richard Dawkins, atheist and evolutionary biologist, is my favorite, because of this:
"Special Abilities: Spell Resistance Infinite (because magic is not real)"
Here's the link:
http://www.wired.com/culture/lifesty...=1&slideView=9
Discuss.
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2008-04-05, 04:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Celebrity D&D characters on wired.com
Too bad they didn't post feats and so forth. It's rather obvious from the entries that whoever wrote them didn't know D&D all that well, but they are nevertheless quite funny.
Paris Hilton's int and wis are lower than that. Her level should be 1 or so since she can't actually do anything well.
Bush... I'm not going into that argument here, but I'm sure a lot of people would see him as either lawful good, or lawful evil.
Steve Jobs's intelligence is way higher than that, but I fail to see how he's a paladin in any way. For some reason his entry doesn't list constitution; does that mean he is undead?Guide to the Magus, the Pathfinder Gish class.
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2008-04-05, 04:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Celebrity D&D characters on wired.com
[QUOTE=Kurald Galain;4152947
Steve Jobs's intelligence is way higher than that, but I fail to see how he's a paladin in any way. For some reason his entry doesn't list constitution; does that mean he is undead?[/QUOTE]
Yes.
Also, some of these are silly. 45th level human? What? You couldn't even survive to level that much with only human hit dice. You'd be killed to death by cats.
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2008-04-05, 09:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Celebrity D&D characters on wired.com
I did love the part about the battle chair though.
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2008-04-05, 09:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-04-05, 09:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Celebrity D&D characters on wired.com
Too bad they didn't post feats and so forth.
That said, a lot of these stats seem to just be randomly rolled. An average Con score for Stephen Hawking? Paris Hilton smarter than Mr. T? A 16 Cha for a guy who managed to get himself elected to the most powerful position in the world, twice?Time travels in divers paces with divers persons.
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2008-04-05, 10:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-04-06, 03:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Celebrity D&D characters on wired.com
Guide to the Magus, the Pathfinder Gish class.
"I would really like to see a game made by Obryn, Kurald Galain, and Knaight from these forums. I'm not joking one bit. I would buy the hell out of that." -- ChubbyRain
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2008-04-06, 03:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Celebrity D&D characters on wired.com
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2008-04-06, 04:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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2008-04-06, 04:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Celebrity D&D characters on wired.com
I preferred /tg/'s efforts in statting up of various turn of the century presidents. For some reason they make me lol uncontrollably:
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2008-04-06, 11:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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2008-04-06, 11:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Celebrity D&D characters on wired.com
I like what /g/ did with Cleveland, but I bet Theodore Roosevelt would be pretty epic.
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2008-04-06, 11:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Celebrity D&D characters on wired.com
The people who are going to bother to post are those who feel strongly. Thus, those who are fans of Ron Paul are going to post his stats, giving him great stats and what they see as a great alignment. Those who are not fans of GWB are going to post, giving him less than favorable attributes, because his fans don't feel as strongly about it. A certain amount of editorial bias is also likely.
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2008-04-06, 01:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Celebrity D&D characters on wired.com
Mr. T's INT should definitely be higher, but he's better than most.
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2008-04-06, 02:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-04-06, 02:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Celebrity D&D characters on wired.com
Yes, but a lot of people hate him now. Especially around the world. And he didn't win by much.(some people would say he didn't win at all.)Time travels in divers paces with divers persons.
—As You Like It, III:ii:328
Chronos's Unalliterative Skillmonkey Guide
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