HALO XXXI: Look Out, Super Bowl!

[The Bushranger]

HALO

Heroic
Anti-Evil and
Lawbreaking
Organization

((Banner thanks to Almighty Salmon!))

HALO, a new organization dedicated to the cause of good! To protect the playground and The Town! We have selected those who we think to have the ability to help us in our cause!
Joining is simple, you keep your soul, and your blood... And someone else keeps their blood as well.
All you have to do is...

1. Must be non-evil
2. PM Masato
3. Ask to join
4. They might ask questions... So answer them!
5. You're in if you are found worthy!

Just that!

We also have a wikispace for more information, such as member lists!

Member awards as well (since we rock!)

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HALO XXVIII: Romance is More Important than You, AMEN
HALO XXIX: 'Cuz We're So Much Better!
[url="http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=78704"]HALO XXX: Brand Spankin' New!

Attention: HALO is not a part of the town. It's in a different dimension, and is unaccessible unless you plan on either joining or are from AMEN.

[Inigo Montoya]

Inigo smiles.

De's being our surrogate.

Inigo is currently on cloud nine.

[Copacetic]

((r-r-r-repost.))

Lucas cracks his knuckles. It's been a while since of done this, so I may be a little rusty. Lets start with loverboy here. You obviously have him tagging along here, waiting for affection. So I have on e question for you? Why? It'd been much easier just to set some boundaries or completely dissuade him in the first place. Why keep him hanging along? Second, the candle. Not only is it completely unclassy, but a little too violent and unprovoked to be, whats the phrase? Innocent. We were having a perfectly acceptable arguement, which you ended quickly as soon as I started proving my points, then you hit me in the head. How so very mature. So that leaves me with the impression that your a immature, violent, insecure child. Who feels the need to keep loverboy hanging on because no one voluntarily listens to you.

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What's an ultra-sound? Or a surrogate?

[Volug]

I hope you didn't... No... There are other ways...
Sorry, nevermind, congrats.

Now his tone goes from less irritated to just plain tired.

[Kyrian]

Mike scowls as he listens to Lucas, and he clenches a fist.

[Inigo Montoya]

A surrogate is someone who carries a child for someone who can't have a baby themself. An ultasound is a way to take potographs of the baby in utro. You okay Masato?

[Copacetic]

Well, that had the intded effect. Loverboy over here is having a moment, and you can go on ignoring me, Like I hoped you would. Like you'd listen to a word I say anyway. IGnorace grows if left unchecked, and it looks like yours has had quite a time to stew.


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What? Why would you do that? What's a utro? Lucas looks genuinely confused.

[The Bushranger]

Erin nonchalantly turns the page of her book, letting Lucas hear his head roar.

[Volug]

I honestly have no clue... Sorry you had to catch me after I just woke up.

He's been doing alot of work, the usual work anyways nothing special.

[Kyrian]

Should we head elsewhere?

[Inigo Montoya]

...You really have no idea, do you? And you're getting married?

Inigo sighs.

Okay, here are the facts of life...

Inigo goes on to explain child birth.

[The Bushranger]

Nah.
Erin's mental voice sounds rather amused, actually.

[Copacetic]

And apparently, your talking between each other in a way I can't understand. So be it. I'm done here anyway. Lucas flicks his wrist and slanted, pink writing appears on Mike's head, spelling Loverboy And blocky hand-writing leaves it's mark on Erin too, spelling Heinous b****. Lucas dissappers with a *pop* to re-appear in the Infirmary.

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Well, I figured every budds, like normal. Except you people appear to have a ridiculous reproductive system. Lucas looks disgusted. Two parents? And they have to lug that thing in their stomach for nine months. Jeez, thats terrible.

[Kyrian]

Mike sends a mental chuckle to her.

[The Bushranger]

Alas, you can't write on a ghost.

Erin turns another page and continues reading.

[Inigo Montoya]

Jenny looks up, and sees Lucas. Or Rai.

Gah! Who are you?
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Inigo sighs.

Jenny will want kids someday...Just keep that in mind. Need any help Masato?

[Copacetic]

Who said anything about ink?

Lucas raises his eyebrow. Either the meds they have you on are making you dellusional, or you are really messed up n the head to not be able to recognize your fiance.


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My point stands. Who made such a riduclous system? Lucas shudders before turning to Masato. I recommend more sleep. And pain meds.

[Volug]

((... I have 50 hours on Okami, I beat it with MORE then flying colors, got everything I can possibly get and beat on the game, then I finally go against the final boss after all the side quests which gives me the costumes for getting all S ranks and the last stray bead.
... It's still eating my soul and I still want to play it >_<
The realistic Amaterasu looks awesome though.

Had to get that off my chest... Gah...))

Help with what? Since I don't need anything in particular right now.

[Inigo Montoya]

((0_0 Wow Masato...))

Oh...Okay then.

Inigo goes back to looking at the ultrasound.
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Lucas! Thank god!

Jenny jumps out bed and hugs him.

You and Inigo look like Rai now, my dreams are De's dreams, and I enven smell like her now...It's awful...

[The Bushranger]

Ink stink, Erin's still probably the most powerful person in the base...
Yes, I'm including Shas and BR in that count.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Erin quietly continues reading.

[Kyrian]

Mike scowls a bit, and begins wiping the words off his head. He scoots over a little bit and tries to read from Erin's book, smiling because he's also just being playful.

[Copacetic]

Lucas takes an exprimental sniff. You certainly don't smell like Jenny anymore. Still though, I think I can try something.


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No, I think you do. A-forementioned sleep and pain meds are on the top of my list.

[Volug]

((Best. Purchase. Ever.
Nothing can contain the game's epicness and awesomeness.
Okami makes Brawl seem like Uwe Bole's (sp?) worst movie.

You *probably* forgot to add Tsume into your calculations BR, though you did say something... Still.))

Anything else anyways...? I haven't been keeping track of current events.

[Inigo Montoya]

What can you do? Please tell me!

Jenny seems on the verge of tears.
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Besides De becoming a surrogate? Not much. Jenny's not doing well though...

[Copacetic]

Well...... Lucas seems geuinely nervous. It's kinda..... dangerous.

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Jenny's slowly turning into De, There's some cranky wierdos in the libary, and you smell funny. Anything else you want to know about?

[Volug]

Jenny? My gender-bended clone right?
Must be something then...

[The Bushranger]

Erin smiles a little and lets him read.


As her player runs off, possibly to fetch some Boca Burgers.

[Kyrian]

Mike scoots over a bit more, smiling as he reads.

[Copacetic]

Lucas sends a little mental note to Kyrian. She has quite a lot of patience. Sorry about early, just wanted to make sure she's not completely a b****. Good luck, and remember, ladies always fall for flowers.

[Inigo Montoya]

Well, other then that, not much.

Inigo looks at the ultrasound again, smiling at it.
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Just tell me what it is please...