Whats the coolest paladin mount you can think of?

[Kris Strife]

I came up with the idea of a paladin (immortal/turned to stone/time warped) in modern day riding a celestial motorcycle. White and gold instead of black and chrome. What's your idea? Any time period, I just liked the motorcycle for modern day.

[chronoplasm]

A celestial pangolin.

[Alysar]

A meteor



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[chronoplasm]

A tavern wench.

A giant sword you ride around on like a surfboard.

A cart pulled by Tucker's Kobolds.

[Krimm_Blackleaf]

I've always been fond of dragon mounts. Usually when I play high enough level paladins I make them take Leadership(and often Epic Leadership) just so their cohort becomes their special mount.
At lower levels though, I do love dire wolves and boars. One time I had a celestial giant eagle, that was good fun.

[Kris Strife]

A giant sword you ride around on like a surfboard.

I actually tried that with an animated shield while falling, failed my dex roll though

edit: woot! hafling itp!

[jcsw]

An invisible bicycle.

[Kris Strife]

I've always been fond of dragon mounts. Usually when I play high enough level paladins I make them take Leadership(and often Epic Leadership) just so their cohort becomes their special mount.

My paladin was half gold dragon, so that would be weird and creepy yet fitting.

[Wih]

A Rust Monster.

[BobVosh]

Celestrial dire feral platypus for a gnome. Any other silly templates you can think of.

[Townopolis]

Animated hobby horse.

You'd probably want to ride it sidesaddle, otherwise it could get really uncomfortable.

As for a serious answer, I'm partial to percherons, though shire's are pretty spiffy looking too. I prefer the percheron because shorter length generally means a bit more agility. On the other hand, shire's have feathers, and percherons don't, and feathers are pretty cool.

Exotic mounts just don't appeal that much to me, at least for a human paladin, and most of mine are.

[Bayar]

Clockwork Steed. Brass Steed.

Wield an oversized wrench and wear a set of Clockwork Armor.

Paladin Engineersare awesome.

[Kizara]

A 10ft Pole.


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Ba-dum-dum-tish.


For a serious answer, I can't think of anything I'd rather have then a good-sized dragon. Really, what is awesomer then a dragon?

[KIDS]

I'm planning to get a Celestial Monstrous Spider (Large) with a jungle-themed paladin. I hope the DM lets me...

Otherwise, the bicycle one was great!

[starwoof]

I came up with the idea of a paladin (immortal/turned to stone/time warped) in modern day riding a celestial motorcycle. White and gold instead of black and chrome. What's your idea? Any time period, I just liked the motorcycle for modern day.

Nope, I can't think of anything cooler than that.


Except maybe a giant celestial boar. That's what I would ride as a pally!

[Tsotha-lanti]

Dragon, pegasus, and unicorn are all classics, and all really cool.

[Kiero]

Call me strange, but what's wrong with a horse?

[Drider]

A Buer from Tome of magic (the lion thingy)

[Lyndworm]

A Titanic Celestial Horrid Dire Mammoth. Oh yes.

Zack

[Kris Strife]

Call me strange, but what's wrong with a horse?

Nothing, but some times even a paladin wants to have style... And being lawful, they gotta follow the Rule of Cool.

[Tsotha-lanti]

Call me strange, but what's wrong with a horse?

They can't fly, for one. A mount that doesn't fly is worth its weight in rocks loaded on your back after level 5 or so. (So, you know, immediately upon acquiring it.)

[Daracaex]

Snuggles, though good luck getting the paladin on him and alive at the same time.

[Malfunctioned]

I'm planning to get a Celestial Monstrous Spider (Large) with a jungle-themed paladin. I hope the DM lets me...

Otherwise, the bicycle one was great!

I think I remember reading about one awesome campaign were the insane paladin was granted a Celestial Monstrous Spider as a mount.

EDIT: Just had a thought, Celestial Ascomoid

[WychWeird]

Piggyback on an ice golem

Erm... I think I may have missed the point

[Dragor]

Yourself.

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Enjoy working out that one.

[Reaper_Monkey]

Two halves of a coconut! =D

Seriously - Erm, Hydra (Twelve-Headed, obviously) or possibly a purple worm would be pretty damn awesome...

However:

Clockwork Steed. Brass Steed.

Wield an oversized wrench and wear a set of Clockwork Armor.

Paladin Engineers are awesome.

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Yes, oh yes! This, this is the epitome of awesome!
I think that settles it; a Clockwork Thirteen-Headed Hydra mount with wings (needs ta fly too), whilst wielding a massive wrench (one headed weapon for the size class bigger than you, with feats to make it awesome and so it can be still wielded one handed), wearing clockwork armour and goggles on your head! - The grind of gears could be heard from miles away, a steady rhythm signalling the constant passing of time, each second counting down to your last...

*Starts to spec this out* This is so going to be my next character!

[Satyr]

If you are small, you can ride on an Elf. Sometimes you will have the feeling it almost understands every word you say.

Likewise, enslaved demons are a great way to show how tough you are as a paladin.

If you are a member of small, underground dwelling species, you can ride a giant dire star nosed mole. Especially if you are a Pladin of Cthuluh.

[Drakefall]

An animated house. The chimney can create a smoke screen.

Chronoplasm's surfing sword was a pretty awesome idea if you can get the DM to let you ride it without having to roll to stay on...

Hmm... the coolest mount of all time, ever I can think of is probably Binky. Now that's a horse.

[Zenos]

Two halves of a coconut! =D

Seriously - Erm, Hydra (Twelve-Headed, obviously) or possibly a purple worm would be pretty damn awesome...

*snip*

A Fremen Paladin?

[Bryn]

A nuclear bomb, à la Dr. Strangelove.

A bear.
A robot bear.
A steampunk mechanical bear.
A clockpunk mechanical bear.
A bear that shoots frikkin' laser beams out of its eyes.

A weird dinosaur thing for desert Paladins.

A hat with wings on it.

A purple worm. For innuendo purposes.