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2008-11-14, 10:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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If the DM was as paranoid as the batman...
...he would have protection from evil or silence on any gateable creature so they either can't hear the commands or ignore ongoing control
...he would have protection from evil on any dominatable creature
...he would have all credible threats be incorporeal undead swarms
...he would have all creatures expend their per day wish/gate SLAs as soon as they rested so they'd never be forced to grant them to others
...he would have all dragons take awaken spell resistance several times
...he would have a contingency on all high-hd creatures with the trigger "if I was ever Called" with the linked effect being "dismissal"
...he would give all his creatures loot they can use with emphasis on saving throw items and rings of evasion
...he would give all serious opponents a way to deflect ranged touch attacks
...he would give any serious threats either trap the soul or a githyaki sword to deal with astral travelers
please expand the list
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2008-11-14, 10:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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- The great state of denial
Re: If the DM was as paranoid as the batman...
...The party would be irrelevant, as all other evil threats have already been accounted for, and if the party goes after the NPC, you'd have already lost.
Me: I'd get the paladin to help, but we might end up with a kid that believes in fairy tales.
DM: aye, and it's not like she's been saved by a mysterious little girl and a band of real live puppets from a bad man and worse step-sister to go live with the faries in the happy land.
Me: Yeah, a knight in shining armour might just bring her over the edge.
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2008-11-14, 10:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: If the DM was as paranoid as the batman...
-The DM bans ALL non-Core material. And Adepts, Barbarian, Bard, Cleric, Druid, Expert, Fighter, Monk, Paladin, Ranger, Rogue, Sorcerer, and Warrior, Wizard classes. And Commoners are nerfed (who says they should get proficiency with one simple weapon?). No monstrous PCs either. And half-orcs and half-elves only.
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Homebrew:
• "Themes of Ansalon" - A 4E Dragonlance Supplement
• Homebrew Compendium
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2008-11-14, 10:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2006
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- You know Bosco?!
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2008-11-14, 10:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2007
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2008-11-14, 10:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Toon Town
Re: If the DM was as paranoid as the batman...
...then the players would respond by becoming the Joker. Say hello to an entire party of Chaotic Stupid.
Originally Posted by I'm da Rogue!
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2008-11-14, 11:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-11-14, 11:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-11-14, 11:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2007
Re: If the DM was as paranoid as the batman...
The DM bans ALL non-Core material. And Adepts, Barbarian, Bard, Cleric, Druid, Expert, Fighter, Monk, Paladin, Ranger, Rogue, Sorcerer, and Warrior, Wizard classes. And Commoners are nerfed (who says they should get proficiency with one simple weapon?). No monstrous PCs either. And half-orcs and half-elves only.A System-Independent Creative Community:
Strolen's Citadel
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2008-11-14, 11:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Fresno (yes, THAT Fresno)
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2008-11-15, 12:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: If the DM was as paranoid as the batman...
Dang it, look what you had to go and do! Aristocrats are overpowered, and therefore right out! And we're using The Giant's Diplomacy fix! Also, Pazuzu doesn't exist, it's a low-magic world, and as you begin the game you find yourself in a room full of housecats, with shadowy darkness for concealment!
Anyone else wanna try something?
I don't know... maybe we can make a concession for them this time...Last edited by RTGoodman; 2008-11-15 at 12:46 AM.
The Playgrounder Formerly Known as rtg0922
Homebrew:
• "Themes of Ansalon" - A 4E Dragonlance Supplement
• Homebrew Compendium
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2008-11-15, 01:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: If the DM was as paranoid as the batman...
Seriously, if the GM was as paranoid as a batman wizard he'd be using Tucker's kobolds.
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2008-11-15, 01:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: If the DM was as paranoid as the batman...
Remember how I was wishing for the peace of oblivion a minute ago?
Yeah. That hasn't exactly changed with more knowledge of the situation. -Security Chief Victor Jones, formerly of the UESC Marathon.
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2008-11-15, 06:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: If the DM was as paranoid as the batman...
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2008-11-15, 07:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: If the DM was as paranoid as the batman...
Thread over. You win.
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2008-11-15, 07:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: If the DM was as paranoid as the batman...
Projects I am working on:
SpoilerRita Repulsa and her realm for D&D 3.5:
http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=94368
Prinnies:
Prinnies (Race/Template)
Prinny Land: The Plane of Failure, the Prinny Council, & the Prinny God
Candy Land:
The Elemental Plane of Candy
Chibi World:
The Coterminous Plane of Chibis
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2008-11-15, 07:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: If the DM was as paranoid as the batman...
Last edited by newbDM; 2008-11-15 at 07:28 AM.
Projects I am working on:
SpoilerRita Repulsa and her realm for D&D 3.5:
http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=94368
Prinnies:
Prinnies (Race/Template)
Prinny Land: The Plane of Failure, the Prinny Council, & the Prinny God
Candy Land:
The Elemental Plane of Candy
Chibi World:
The Coterminous Plane of Chibis
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2008-11-15, 07:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Wales, UK
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2008-11-15, 07:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: If the DM was as paranoid as the batman...
Projects I am working on:
SpoilerRita Repulsa and her realm for D&D 3.5:
http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=94368
Prinnies:
Prinnies (Race/Template)
Prinny Land: The Plane of Failure, the Prinny Council, & the Prinny God
Candy Land:
The Elemental Plane of Candy
Chibi World:
The Coterminous Plane of Chibis
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2008-11-15, 07:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: If the DM was as paranoid as the batman...
Why not both?
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2008-11-15, 08:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Finland
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Re: If the DM was as paranoid as the batman...
...D&D would be like Call of Cthulhu.
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2008-11-15, 09:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: If the DM was as paranoid as the batman...
There wouldn't be a game. If yo'ure opposing the batman wizard he would kill you all at level 1, and if you were on his side he'd fix all the problems immediately.
I don't get it?
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2008-11-15, 10:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: If the DM was as paranoid as the batman...
Projects I am working on:
SpoilerRita Repulsa and her realm for D&D 3.5:
http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=94368
Prinnies:
Prinnies (Race/Template)
Prinny Land: The Plane of Failure, the Prinny Council, & the Prinny God
Candy Land:
The Elemental Plane of Candy
Chibi World:
The Coterminous Plane of Chibis
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2008-11-15, 10:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: If the DM was as paranoid as the batman...
Tomb of horrors is a premade dungeon with 58745 traps, most of which are instantly lethal and give no saving throw.
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2008-11-15, 10:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: If the DM was as paranoid as the batman...
Projects I am working on:
SpoilerRita Repulsa and her realm for D&D 3.5:
http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=94368
Prinnies:
Prinnies (Race/Template)
Prinny Land: The Plane of Failure, the Prinny Council, & the Prinny God
Candy Land:
The Elemental Plane of Candy
Chibi World:
The Coterminous Plane of Chibis
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2008-11-15, 10:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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- NYC
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2008-11-15, 10:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: If the DM was as paranoid as the batman...
Last edited by Sstoopidtallkid; 2008-11-15 at 10:12 AM.
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Saph:It's surprising how many problems can be solved by one druid spell combined with enough aggression.
I play primarily 3.5 D&D. Most of my advice will be based off of this. If my advice doesn't apply, specify a version in your post.
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2008-11-15, 10:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: If the DM was as paranoid as the batman...
This gets me thinking. For a very long time now I have wanted to run an entire encounter with PCs facing housecats. The look on a player's face when his beloved PC falls at the hands of a little kitty must me unique.
I have done it with goats once. One PC came back as a Lupin...Projects I am working on:
SpoilerRita Repulsa and her realm for D&D 3.5:
http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=94368
Prinnies:
Prinnies (Race/Template)
Prinny Land: The Plane of Failure, the Prinny Council, & the Prinny God
Candy Land:
The Elemental Plane of Candy
Chibi World:
The Coterminous Plane of Chibis
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2008-11-15, 10:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: If the DM was as paranoid as the batman...
But come on. In the 10s of ks?
I will admit, Gygax (may he rest in peace!) was a genius, but how can you even fit that many traps in a single module? It would need to be as thick as that 3rd party "Biggest adventure every!" book, which is as big as an encyclopedia, costs $100, and takes two years to complete. And for only $1?
Plus, who would have counted each and every one?Projects I am working on:
SpoilerRita Repulsa and her realm for D&D 3.5:
http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=94368
Prinnies:
Prinnies (Race/Template)
Prinny Land: The Plane of Failure, the Prinny Council, & the Prinny God
Candy Land:
The Elemental Plane of Candy
Chibi World:
The Coterminous Plane of Chibis
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2008-11-15, 10:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: If the DM was as paranoid as the batman...
Perfectly doable, and easy to slaughter them with.
SpoilerCR 10 Rogue Housecat.
Size/Type: Tiny Animal
Hit Dice: 10d6+20(55)
Initiative: +9
Speed: 30 ft
Armor Class: 14 (+2 size, +5 Dex), touch 19, flat-footed 12
Base Attack/Grapple: +7/-3
Attack: Claw +14 melee (1d2-2)
Full Attack: 2 claws +14 melee (1d2-4) and bite +12 melee (1d3-2)
Space/Reach: 2½ ft./0 ft.
Special Attacks: —
Special Qualities: Low-light vision, scent, Evasion, Improved Uncanny Dodge,
Saves: Fort +5, Ref +12, Will +5
Abilities: Str 6, Dex 20, Con 14, Int 2, Wis 14, Cha 4
Skills: Balance +13, Climb +9, Hide +30*, Jump +13, Move Silently +22, Tumble 18, Listen 15
Feats: Combat Expertise, Improved Initiative, Weapon Finesse, Underfoot Combat, Confound the Bigfolk, Craven
Gets SA of 5d6+10, can enter an opponents square without provoking AoOs making them flatfooted, can make the opponent the target of attacks, and generally will ruin your player's self-respect.[/sarcasm]
FAQ is not RAW!Avatar by the incredible CrimsonAngel.
Saph:It's surprising how many problems can be solved by one druid spell combined with enough aggression.
I play primarily 3.5 D&D. Most of my advice will be based off of this. If my advice doesn't apply, specify a version in your post.