Need three names

[Shpadoinkle]

I'm playing a centaur Giant Killer (ranger kit) in a 2e game. He dual-weilds a pair of flaming poison-enchanted longswords (+2d4 fire damage and +1d12 poison damage per hit, with another d12 from poison on a failed save vs. poison), and one of his henchman, a wizard, occasionally uses Improved Phantasmal Force to make him look bigger, with blood-red skin and coat, and a dragonskull head with blue flame eyes. His name is Stennal, but I'd like a second name for when he's in "demon form," and names for his swords, so I'm asking for suggestions.

The 'demon' name I've come up with so far is Losteras (pronounced los-TARE-as), but I'm not married to it just yet. I haven't come up with anything for his swords, though.

[Tacoma]

Haloed Pinks
Asphodel Ink
Sake Dolphin
Khan Spoiled
Ankh Dipoles
Spinal Hodek
Polka Shined
Ad Liken Posh
Head Sink Lop
Lashed No Kip
Phased Linko
Naked Ho Lips
Spanked Hi Lo
Lead Shop Kin
Shake Old Pin

I hope you see what I did there.

[Crow]

For the swords: Adder and Mamba?

[R4ph]

For the swords, "Tact and Diplomacy" or "Brute Force and Ignorance" can work. Depending on your standard method of approach =)

[Collin152]

I like "Peace and Negotiations" myself.
If it were one weapon, I'd call it "Peaceful Negotiation"

"Don't worry, we're rational people. We can settle this with Peaceful Negotiation."

[An Enemy Spy]

Name one Tact and the other Tranquility. If that doesn't have demonic sword written all over it, I don't what does. Btw I'm serious about the names

[Another_Poet]

Demon centaur:
Bane or
Yamantaka (demon sent to destroy the rampaging death god in Hindu mythology)

Swords:
The Red Comet and the Gold Comet

[Prometheus]

Eat your heart out

[Bonecrusher Doc]

Smith and Wesson

[Pie Guy]

President and Cheney.

Scares me whenever I think of it.

[Inyssius Tor]

Smith and Wesson

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