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Manga Shoggoth's pre holiday Random Banter Thread #246
Since we hit Page 51 on the old thread I thought I'd generate a new one before I disappeared to the Isle of Wight...
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Manga Shoggoth's pre holiday Random Banter Thread #246
Last edited by Manga Shoggoth; 2023-07-08 at 01:48 AM.
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2023-07-08, 02:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Manga Shoggoth's pre holiday Random Banter Thread #246
Ah, that new thread smell.
Many depictions show fair folk unable to touch or potentially go near it. It seems more likely that they'd work other metals, possibly special metals mortals have no knowledge of. It's a little known fact that Excalibur is made of an aluminium alloy (although the scabbard was iron, it's why Merlin had it).Last edited by Anonymouswizard; 2023-07-08 at 02:58 AM.
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Re: Manga Shoggoth's pre holiday Random Banter Thread #246
To be fair, do any of the legends say that she made it? They could have just been the distributor.
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Re: Manga Shoggoth's pre holiday Random Banter Thread #246
Why are we assuming that an allegedly magical sword that never chips or blunts is made of common steal?
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Re: Manga Shoggoth's pre holiday Random Banter Thread #246
It depends on the telling.
sometimes Arthur pulls a sword from the stone and that makes him King. Sometimes he's gifted the sword by the Lady of the Lake. Other times he draws a sword form a stone but then it's lost, broken, or stolen and he receives Excalibur from the Lady as a replacement.
In versions of the story where both swords exist, the sword from the stone tends to be called Caliburn, but Caliburn and Excalibur are likely both derived from the Welsh Caledvwlch, itself likely derived from the Irish Caladbolg.I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
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Re: Manga Shoggoth's pre holiday Random Banter Thread #246
Malory used the same name for both the sword from the stone and the sword from the lake. You might argue that this was an error, and he didn't intend to do so. My belief is that Arthur's sword being Excalibur pre-dated any ideas explaining how he got it, so that when two different origin stories arose, it wasn't clear which should be the true Excalibur.
Geoffrey of Monmouth The History of the Kings of Britain writes of "his peerless sword, called Caliburn, which was forged in the Isle of Avalon", and doesn't mention the stone at all. According to him, Arthur is already known as the son of Uther and Ygerna.Last edited by DavidSh; 2023-07-08 at 05:43 AM.
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Re: Manga Shoggoth's pre holiday Random Banter Thread #246
Beauty is in the eye of the
beholderdragon.
Because the magic doesn't stem from the metal, at a guess.
Being forged in dragon fire is tight.
And, notably, the sword given by the Lady in the Lake never confers (or even prophesied) kingship. GET UP TO SNUFF ON YOUR ARTHURIAN LEGENDS, MONTY PYTHON, THAT WAS A HISTORCIALLY INACCURATE JOKE!
Happy holiday! Speaking of, one of my favorite subtle jokes from This Is Spinal Tap is that they did a show once on the Isle of Lucy.Last edited by Peelee; 2023-07-08 at 06:27 AM.
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Re: Manga Shoggoth's pre holiday Random Banter Thread #246
Because clearly a lot of people would be trying to nick such a sword.
IIRC you're correct, and originally his entire set of arms was named. Then again Lancelot is considered canon despite being a French addition, so we shouldn't be too picky.
I believe, like with Life of Brian, one of them was a scholar of the relevant texts and they got it wrong because it's a funnier joke.
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Re: Manga Shoggoth's pre holiday Random Banter Thread #246
Fair point, that.
I don't believe any say the Lady of the Lake made it, but it's a very fun mental image.
This, yeah. It's definitely made of like, magic metal.
And despite all this, it's the sheath that holds most of the power!
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Re: Manga Shoggoth's pre holiday Random Banter Thread #246
Umhmm. Adaptions tend to make it a powerful Holy Sword or give it special powers and such but to my knowledge its main advantage is just that it's indestructible.
Which sounds good on paper but in practice, its utility is still dependent on your skill with a sword and your raw physical strength: Just becuase it won't break if you try to smash through a hunk of granite with it that doesn't mean that you actually can smash through a hunk of granite with it.
The sheath meanwhile is depicted as making you magically invincible and having the power t heal fatal injuries and other **** like that. That's the thing that guarantees you'll win and tellingly it's the fact that the sheath is stolen and then lost that foreshadows Arthur's downfall.I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
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Re: Manga Shoggoth's pre holiday Random Banter Thread #246
Something something feminism!
Actually IIRC it's main displayed power is increasing the wielder's luck in combat, which is why Arthur dies in a mutual kill (Excaliburn becomes unstuck at just the right moment to strike the enemy who's about to kill him). It might also never dull but that's a less important quality.
The sheath meanwhile is depicted as making you magically invincible and having the power t heal fatal injuries and other **** like that. That's the thing that guarantees you'll win and tellingly it's the fact that the sheath is stolen and then lost that foreshadows Arthur's downfall.
It giving regeneration or the like is, I believe, actually a Fate/Stay Night thing.
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Re: Manga Shoggoth's pre holiday Random Banter Thread #246
I've seen the sheath having healing powers in at least one other place.
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2023-07-08, 11:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Manga Shoggoth's pre holiday Random Banter Thread #246
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
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Re: Manga Shoggoth's pre holiday Random Banter Thread #246
According to Wikipedia (so take that as you will, in regards to reliability): "In the Post-Vulgate version, used in Malory's Le Morte d'Arthur for the second Excalibur, the sword's scabbard is also said to have powers of its own, as any wounds received while wearing it would not bleed at all, thus preventing the wearer from ever bleeding to death in battle." Not quite healing or invincibility, but in the same area, at least.
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Re: Manga Shoggoth's pre holiday Random Banter Thread #246
I didn't feel like questioning LaZodiac on this one...though now I'm getting mixed signals. Also feytouched, lacking damage reduction, don't have especially adverse reactions to cold iron; there's an advantage to a misconception. Excalipoor is more likely to be a "steal", anyway.
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...y'know what, I'll take your word for it. Though, I suppose if I wanted to abruptly cross the ocean on a whim with no planning, at least I'd apparently be in good company of judgement.
Also I'm sure we can round up some lesbians and settle this 'is DataNinja beautiful' thing once and for all!The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep.~ That's your horoscope for today.
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Ah that new thread smell...
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The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep.~ That's your horoscope for today.
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