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Thread: Are cows overpowered?
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2020-01-08, 01:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Are cows overpowered?
Ya all who think it behooves ye to misuse The Herd for your nefarious cheesy purposes, see the reason why noone emsses with the Powerr of Mooo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNIA neutron walks into a bar and says, “How much for a beer?” The bartender says, “For you? No charge.”
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Later: An atom walks into a bar an asks the bartender “Have you seen an electron? I left it in here last night.” The bartender says, “Are you sure?” The atom says, “I’m positive.”
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2020-01-08, 01:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Are cows overpowered?
Counterpoint: As usual, wizards are the exception
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2020-01-08, 01:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Are cows overpowered?
As a Wisconsinite, I can assure you that cattle are not even remotely "timid." They are way too big to be afraid of anything and, when threatened, will much sooner react with aggression than fear. Farmers have to be careful and watchful around their own herd because many of them have been gored, or worse, by an angry cow. Do not f*** with cattle. They will end you.
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2020-01-08, 01:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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2020-01-08, 01:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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2020-01-08, 01:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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⚣ Tanuki in the Playground. ⚣
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2020-01-08, 02:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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2020-01-08, 03:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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2020-01-08, 03:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Are cows overpowered?
Where are the prices for animals? Also, wouldn't awakened animals be kinda miffed by being bought and sold like, well, cattle?
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2020-01-08, 03:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Are cows overpowered?
Well, from what I've herd, this all makes a lot of sense. If one is taking stock of cows, even if only leisurely grazing over the rules, they must come to this simple realization. . . HAVE COWS; GET CHEESE. I won't steer you wrong, cows are great. Even more so if you are milking templates for all they are worth. Cows are the Bos.
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2020-01-08, 03:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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2020-01-08, 05:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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I'm amused by the notion of a cattle-rustling gang which is led by Awakened cows with their human lackeys. The boss cows do compete to see who can fetch the highest prices, but the real scam is when they use the herd mentality of their unawakened brethren in the new place to lead the herd away, to where their lackeys await to finalize the theft.
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2020-01-08, 05:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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This reminds me of the battle of Lufse in War of Omens:
"Castellan Verat: Cattle? All we have is Cattle?
C: How are we going to fight an army with Cattle?!
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Listrata: Just let us pass, and we'll spare you and your... herd.
C: The only way you're getting through is bloodied and under hoof.
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C: Mooooooo!
L: You're a madman.
C: Mad like a cow, wench!
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L: Adding cows to your ranks? How appropriate, you fight like one.
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C: You seem frustrated.
C: How about a warm glass of milk?
L: Would that I could boil you in it.
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L: You coward! You rustic! You're as like to trample your own men as mine!
C: Doesn't that make us brave?
L: We'd thought we'd meet warriors, not shepherds."
But yes, it does seem pretty OP. Good find.
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2020-01-08, 06:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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So, at what WBL can we afford our own cloven hooved BoVD Hivemind here?
That and what . brand . of animal cruelty flavored evil will be used to get said hivemind up and stampeding?
To whoever's mentioned ranching undead moo machines there's a thread in my sig that lists all the templates that can go on an animal without changing its type; including Half-Machine (Dungeon #91 pg106)!!Last edited by unseenmage; 2020-01-08 at 06:20 PM.
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2020-01-08, 06:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Are cows overpowered?
You may call me The Mad Cow.
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2020-01-08, 07:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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2020-01-08, 08:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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2020-01-08, 10:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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2020-01-08, 11:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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2020-01-08, 11:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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I don't see how you can let this abuse get past in any DM's table. Do you yak about how awesome this find is and how it can improve the campaign setting, do you buffalo the poor DM into letting you use it, do you cry foul against the yoke of oppressive railroading, or do you hide it in your character sheet until the game starts?
Any mount that you can get from World of Warcraft. Pwrsonally, I prefer my cow riding some yak mounts, my werewolf riding some wolf mounts, and my panda riding some bear mounts.
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2020-01-08, 11:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Anyway all jokes aside. I don't think cows are overpowered at all.Last edited by Bartmanhomer; 2020-01-09 at 12:00 AM.
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2020-01-09, 12:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Are cows overpowered?
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2020-01-09, 12:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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2020-01-09, 02:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Are cows overpowered?
*takes bow, spurs jangling* It did occur to me just how many bovine puns there were, and I was wondering how many folks would Where’s-Waldo through that groanfest. When the OP openly actually invited it, I figured I’d just have a field day and graze my way through as many puns as I could rustle together....
More seriously, I learned a bit more about real life oxen than I knew before, including that they typically really are stronger and slower than work horses, but I’m guessing that they really don’t train up the same way for battle or they presumably would have been utilized that way more often.
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2020-01-09, 04:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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The only possible interpretation I can think of is that "train for combat" would focus on the cow fighting as an individual while "train for war" would focus on the cow fighting as part of a unit.
Now, what that would mean mechanically or what it has to do with the original point, I'm even less sure...
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2020-01-09, 04:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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2020-01-09, 04:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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2020-01-09, 04:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Are cows overpowered?
Yep, Warbeast is a template from MMII that can be added to domesticated animals of at least Medium size (so no chickens, to my everlasting disappointment) with 2 months training and a DC 20 Animal Handling check. Or to wild animals that have been tamed with a DC of 20+HD of animal.
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2020-01-09, 06:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Are cows overpowered?
That's incorrect, warbeast is added through selective breeding, not training, but warbeasts are more difficult to train, and thus have different rules on their training, which is often misconstrued as the ability to simply "train" an animal to be a warbeast. That would be like saying you can "train" a heavy horse, into a heavy warhorse (as the template specifically says you cannot add warbeast to a warhorse, because it's already an example of a warbeast), but a heavy horse and a heavy warhorse are actually just straight up different breeds of horse. You can train a heavy horse for combat, but you can't turn one into a warbeast.
As an aside, training a riding dog "for war" gives it the trip special ability, but you definitely don't need to give it the warbeast template to gain that, so "training for war" is definitely distinct from giving something the warbeast template.World of Madius wiki - My personal campaign setting, including my homebrew Optional Gestalt/LA rules.
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2020-01-09, 08:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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