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    Please Giant. All I want for Christmas is disembodied Malack advising Durkon on the ways of the vampire force. OMG PLEASE
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lombard View Post
    Please Giant. All I want for Christmas is disembodied Malack advising Durkon on the ways of the vampire force. OMG PLEASE
    I think the strip has reached maximum density for Star Wars jokes in this arc.
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    I think Durkon is smart enough to handle himself--he isn't a beginner adventurer like Luke was.

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    Is that even possible?

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    Is that even possible?
    If I remember correctly, any dead, intelligent creature can become a ghost. So yes.
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    : Ignore ignore ignore ignore the lure of the dark side, Durkon.
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    I was about to say "Changing from an undead vampire to an undead ghost seems somehow strange to me."

    Then I remembered Spike in Angel season 5.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SowZ View Post
    I think the strip has reached maximum density for Star Wars jokes in this arc.
    BLASPHEMY!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir_Leorik View Post
    BLASPHEMY!
    AGREED!!!!
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    It would have been awesome if the writers had put as much thought into it as you guys do.
    The laws of physics are not crying in a corner, they are bawling in the forums.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SowZ View Post
    I think the strip has reached maximum density for Star Wars jokes in this arc.
    The odds of that happening are 1,345,780 to 1.

    Never tell Elan the odds!

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    BLASPHEMY!
    holy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SowZ View Post
    I think the strip has reached maximum density for Star Wars jokes in this arc.
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    BLASPHEMY!
    You miss the obvious rejoiner?

    Hmmph.

    I find you lack of Star Wars quote distrubing.
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    I am altering the plot. Pray I don't alter it any further.

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    Meesa called Mal-Mal Binks! Meesa you humble servant.

    (He is reptilian, after all...*ducks*)

    So...these 'rogue'-thingies...they move in an L-shape, yeah?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saturosian View Post
    Meesa called Mal-Mal Binks! Meesa you humble servant.

    (He is reptilian, after all...*ducks*)

    ... Jar Jar is an amphibian, blasphemer.

    That said, that sun doin' murder to hisa skin…
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    Quote Originally Posted by MReav View Post
    ... Jar Jar is an amphibian, blasphemer.

    That said, that sun doin' murder to hisa skin…
    Oh...eh-heh. That's true. Pretty bad on my part.

    (Can we just say I've tried to block that part of those movies entirely from my mind? Does that make up for it?)

    So...these 'rogue'-thingies...they move in an L-shape, yeah?

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    The last comic become so much better if you imagine Jar-Jar Binks burning horribly to death.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lombard View Post
    Please Giant. All I want for Christmas is disembodied Malack advising Durkon on the ways of the vampire force. OMG PLEASE
    "Gaseous beings are we, Durkon. Not this crude matter."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conte_Vincero View Post
    The last comic become so much better if you imagine Jar-Jar Binks burning horribly to death.
    Beautiful, actually

    Edit: Come to think of it, every comic becomes so much better if you imagine Jar-Jar Binks burning horribly to death.
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    Hmm, now that you mention it, they HAVEN'T been seen in the same place at the same time! Tarquin will no doubt be captured, at which point Elan will pull off his rubber mask and reveal that it was Old Man Hinjo who was behind the haunted amusement park!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Conte_Vincero View Post
    The last comic become so much better if you imagine Jar-Jar Binks burning horribly to death.
    "Oh noes, messa flaming! Massa Nergal, Issa no wanna die again, help me!"
    "They couldn't know that the points from the mainline to the siding were frozen, and the signal should have been set at 'DANGER', but snow had forced it down."
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    Quote Originally Posted by gorocz View Post
    Beautiful, actually

    Edit: Come to think of it, every comic becomes so much better if you imagine Jar-Jar Binks burning horribly to death.
    So does every non-comic. Actually, if I could just get a week in a chamber where I'm placed in more-or-less stasis where all I do is watch Jar-Jar die a thousand different deaths, the memories of that would probably keep me from ever experiencing stress or discomfort again.
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    I really would rather Tarquin finally just went all George R. R. Martin on Nale.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RMS Oceanic View Post
    "Oh noes, messa flaming! Massa Nergal, Issa no wanna die again, help me!"
    Awesome. I can't stop laughing.

    Let's petition the giant to make this happen!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TRH View Post
    I am altering the plot. Pray I don't alter it any further.
    Oh how I laughed...
    BTW I always remember scene from Robot Chicken when I hear this one. :)
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    Continuing the Vader parallel, Tarquin will kill the Silicon Elemental because he doesn't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

    Right now he's making a bet with Kilkil about the upcoming podrace.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gift Jeraff View Post
    Continuing the Vader parallel, Tarquin will kill the Silicon Elemental because he doesn't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

    Right now he's making a bet with Kilkil about the upcoming podrace.
    Wasn't that Liam Neeson? A man of dubious ethics who is not afraid to defy authority and trust only his own judgement?

    So yeah, that's Ian Starshine accounted for. But wait, he's dead long before Anakin comes to prominence, so it's actually Girard.
    "They couldn't know that the points from the mainline to the siding were frozen, and the signal should have been set at 'DANGER', but snow had forced it down."
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    Yeah, but I just like Kilkil being Watto.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gift Jeraff View Post
    Yeah, but I just like Kilkil being Watto.
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    You're overconfidence is your weakness.
    :malack: You're faith in your friends is yours.

    I was going to have Durkula do the whiny No's from Blu-Ray Episode 6, but I think it's blasphemous.

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    You're all very silly. And it sounds like a good idea.
    http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showt...6#post15476516


    I know I'm stealing this from someone else. But it's SO FUNNY

    Zweisteine quoting Razanir:

    "I am a human sixtyfourthling! Fear my minimal halfling ancestry!"

    From: Razanir

    Bagnold could be one sixty-fourth halfling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir_Leorik View Post
    BLASPHEMY!
    Well, if Durkon can't cast Holy Word any more...
    I guess sometimes it's more interesting to accept a mistake and go with it.

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