Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking Game

[danielxcutter]

Okay but we really need a new thread at this point.

[Bohandas]

*"good and evil exist as concrete forces in this setting" does not mean that I should spend 5 billion gp to build a 27 mile long philosophy accelerator

[PhoenixPhyre]

* I'm not allowed to play up beholders in their true insanity any more. Because it turns out I'm too good at it and it seriously weirds people out.
** No, being insane doesn't mean it knows Monty Python references.
*** When asked "What is your quest" by a crazy ancient beholder, answering "to find the Holy Grail" is not, in fact, the correct answer. Unless you really are on a quest to find that object.

[Laughing Dog]

New Thread! (https://forums.giantitp.com/showthread.php?652730-Things-I-May-No-Longer-Do-While-Playing-14-The-DM-is-not-my-therapist&p=25669131#post25669131)

[KorvinStarmast]

* I'm not allowed to play up beholders in their true insanity any more. Because it turns out I'm too good at it and it seriously weirds people out.
** No, being insane doesn't mean it knows Monty Python references.
*** When asked "What is your quest" by a crazy ancient beholder, answering "to find the Holy Grail" is not, in fact, the correct answer. Unless you really are on a quest to find that object. I am so mad at my mother-in-law now for coming over and making my option to play on New Year's Eve moot.

** must not commit M-I-Lcide over missing a D&D session. :smallfurious: