Heh, perhaps I could help you then, as it sounds like it'd be quite a lot of fun. Homebrewer Bloodline . I personally like the idea of "Meta Brew" feats, as there's just so many possibilities for them.
Would these feats have mechanic effects attached, or be purely for joke value?
Edit: And did you see that I was quoted? And not like, "funny quip" quoted. How crazy is that?