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2023-10-10, 05:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
Concept 1. It is a Khornate cult. Drinking it keeps you calm and alert. Withdrawal turns you into a raging murderous sadist who will do anything to get their ‘awareness elixir’. Their plan is to hook everyone in special shops that offer comfy couches and free wi-fi and then suddenly withdraw the eluxir, comfy couches and free wi-fi.
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2023-10-11, 06:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
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2023-10-11, 06:55 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
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2023-10-11, 07:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
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2023-10-11, 01:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
Oh, the Adeptus Mechanics almost certainly wants the device. Probably the Dark Mechanics as well, ideally I can have this end with a at minimum four way firefight.
Oh sure, coffee's probably common among those on hoity toity paradise worlds, but they're all using cafetieres.
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2023-10-11, 07:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
*I'm not allowed to make the adventure transparently just the plot of Smokey and the Bandit.
**I have to at least know more about the plot than the lyrics of Eastbound and Down.I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
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2023-10-12, 09:53 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
You mean tanna? Ciaphas Cain drinks that all the time, it can't be that rare, pending how real Cain himself is in universe.
* May not make the rotom the dungeon master for a recursive roleplaying campaign with a roleplaying campaign
** May not make Revavrooms into commonly used cars in pokemon world
*** or popularize Cyclizars in all regions
**** using charjabug as batteries is poor taste
***** even if the anime used pikachus as emergency power in like, the second episode ever
****** may not breed rolycoly to fuel coal powered engines
******* may not make a poison/fire grimer variant that is oil and can be used to fuel oil stuff
******** I may however come up with a solar panel pokemon to power things
********* May not invent Voldisc, a landmine variant of voltorb that is flatter
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2023-10-12, 12:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
Tanna is made from leaves so it's probably more like some kind of awful tea that only he seems to like. Coffee in 40k is called "recaf". It allso seems that the quest for coffee is already a short story in the 40k universe.
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2023-10-14, 07:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
*The demon should either speak common or not speak it. He shouldn't consult a phrasebook and berate the cleric with unintelligible garbled insults like "in below your mother lick the rooster"
Last edited by Bohandas; 2023-10-14 at 08:03 PM.
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2023-10-14, 08:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
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Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
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2023-10-16, 05:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
*No crude double-entendres about Richard Pickman's name
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2023-10-21, 09:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
* It doesn't matter if they just got up, Chaos Cultists do not chant 'milk for the Khorne Flakes'.
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2023-10-21, 09:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
What about coffee?
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
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Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
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2023-10-21, 01:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
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2023-10-22, 10:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
* May no longer accept free drinks from fire-anarchist cultists.
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Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
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2023-10-22, 11:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
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2023-10-22, 12:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
* The Imperium of Man does not empower citizens to roam the depths of space and sell makeup to xenos.
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2023-10-22, 12:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
** Your space marine chapter is not just trying to sell cookies to the chaos cultists.
*** The chaos cultists are not trying to get you to join their pyramid scheme.
**** I'm sorry, "Multi-level marketing opportunity"
***** The Tau do not make the best cookies.
****** The Eldar might run a variety of health spas. You don't want the services they provide.
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2023-10-22, 08:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
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Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
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2023-10-22, 10:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
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2023-10-22, 11:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
do you mean Craftworld Eldar, the Corsairs, the Harlequins, the Exodites or the Ynnari? because each of them are own thing with their own priorities. but the problem with all of them is generally that both humans and Eldar really hate each other and think their own species is superior to the other for really no good reason, humans see the Eldar as manipulative beings to not trust and Eldar see humans as genocidal crazy fanatics they point at their problems so they don't have to deal with it themselves. (this is also hypocritical on both sides because Eldar and Humans are the factions that have most consistently worked together at times, often because the Eldar have knowledge the humans don't and the humans have numbers and strength the Eldar don't.).
whats alien about the Eldar is that all their capabilities and things about them as super-stuff compared to humans so anything a human experiences an Eldar experiences that x10 or whatever which is why they ended up making Slaanesh because any you'd become addicted to they'd become addicted to and experience much more intensely than you would, so their current situation with Craftworlders which is the default Eldar, is very strict and disciplined to not be excessive. an Eldar picks a Path (basically a job) and does it for 100 years, which is less of a problem if your lifespan goes to 1000, so really they're less bad than the Imperium because if your born into a role there, thats just what your forced to do for your entire life.
an Eldar is probably just straight up much faster, more skilled and so on than you at what they specialize in, so if your an imperial guard finding an Eldar warrior coming towards you, odds are your just dying very fast without much of a chance to react, your basically fighting something superhuman and humans can't deal with a fighter even going twice as fast combat reflexes wise. this feeds into the Eldar's sense of superiority because why feel bad about a species they can cut down so easily and are so expendable compared to them?
anyways
* As an Infernal Exalted, may not make a second circle soul from my own soul hierarchy to do menial drudgework for me
** If I wouldn't do it then my souls certainly won't
*** May not make a first circle demon just to manage bureaucracy
**** Not even if I pay them and give them good benefits
***** My souls cannot become a way of just storing all my powers that I acquire from from my crossover adventures
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2023-10-23, 12:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
Extended sig here.
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2023-10-23, 07:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
******* The Dark Eldar might be running Butlin's as a legitimate business front, but I'm not allowed to know that.
* May not introduce American Football to the Orks, it might actually decrease the amount of war.
* Rugby is not the national sport of the Imperium of Man.
** Or the Tau.
*** Okay, maybe of the Craftworld Eldar.
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2023-10-23, 11:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
No longer allowed to text the players after game telling them their "right hand search" fetish has been screwing them over for three sessions now and that rival adventuring partyes are now starting to enter the dungeon.
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2023-10-24, 01:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
*May not refer to the Bene Gesserit as "The Karen Mafia"
**or "The Gold-Digger Illuminati"Last edited by Bohandas; 2023-10-24 at 01:12 PM.
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2023-10-24, 10:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
* May no longer feed the guard dog steaks...if I didn't bring enough for the other guard dogs.
** May no longer roll three straight "1" when trying to open an antique lock.
(Yes, that really happened).Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
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2023-10-25, 07:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
** May not misread another poster's contribution.
*** May not argue that there's nothing inherently wrong with eating dog meat.
**** The same applies to cat meat, and any other pet I can think of.
***** 'Horse' is not the English translation of 'Lasagna'.
...okay not actually banned from doing that in-game. But it's come up enough out of game that it's only a matter of time.
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2023-10-28, 03:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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2023-10-29, 10:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
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2023-10-29, 10:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
Last edited by Rater202; 2023-10-29 at 10:33 AM.
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